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[edit] Actually I wasn't banned from wikipedia

Well they threatened me, so I made a lot of sockpuppets and then I dissapeared. Anyway, I was thinking more along the lines for internet asshole on: IRC Operators, message board nazis, and the like (a few BBS sysops). Oh I could go on about message board moderators (I've known some who sleep 4 hours a day to moderate their forums). So if you want to add any of this in, to that article, feel free. Thodin 14:21, 7 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • Well, I'm sorry if I made the wrong judgment about you, but the first thing you did when you joined was to bitch as much as you could about Wikipedia in 3 or 4 edits. There's nothing wrong about hating Wikipedia (Since they all hate ED, anyway), but it seemed that you only came here because you were pissed off at Wikipedia and decided to use ED as a way to blow off some steam. I'm looking at the Recent Pages and it seems that I was wrong. Welcome, then. :) (Btw, the VFDs on the Wikipedia article are a joke. It was made when the ED article on Wikipedia went through a VFD too) ~ Krade 20:08, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Go back there if you love it so much, wikipedophile. --Banbot talk to Banbot 03:53, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
      • Are you kidding? It was Thodin who wrote "Actually I wasn't banned from wikipedia", he posted here when I started reverting his unfunny edits about Wikipedia administrators. I don't even have a Wikipedia account. And duh, I said Wikipedia was the most widely known Wiki, not the best. I was trying to explain Blake what a wiki is, because he failed to grasp that concept. ...Did you even see that article I linked him to? I hope you're joking. ~ Krade? 04:04, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
        • You wrote that it was most important. It isn't. You are banned for misleading poor naive folk like Djna. He can't help it that he's an ignoramus. --Banbot talk to Banbot 04:08, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
          • Did you go completely out of your mind? "I even linked you to the the most popular one, Wikipedia" Popular != Important. ~ Krade?! 04:12, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
            • Yes, you have a point, the discussion is TL;DR and I didn't read it correctly. But it merely begs the question "popular with who?" Furthermore, it's not the point. You linked to TOW. That is enough. --Banbot talk to Banbot 04:19, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
              • Dood, I linked to a vandalized page, to show him history can't be deleted. ~ Krade?! 04:22, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome back. 

;) --Banbot talk to Banbot 19:05, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Thanks. I have to say I was curious about the ban page, after seeing the template and everything... ~ Krade 21:57, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Signing Welcomes.

Not everybody is signing {{Welcome}}. I don't. I consider that I am welcoming the n00b on behalf of all established contributors. --Banbot talk to Banbot 01:07, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • From all the 100 welcomes I did, I never signed one, but since I started to see more and more people signing them, I thought that was the new trend/ironclad rule. Cool, I'll go back to my silent mass-welcoming, then. ~ Krade 01:29, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)
    • Personally, I think signing when all you've done is add a template you didn't write is utter wankery. --Banbot talk to Banbot 03:15, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)
      • Eh, I only sign what I write, therefore I reasoned that {{Welcome}}s shouldn't be signed. However, my desire to become a memesheep was too strong. ~ Krade 03:25, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I do not sign them either; however, I will sometimes add a helpful hint like [[Image:Preview.jpg]] and I will sign that.--hardvice (talk) 05:08, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I like signing my welcomes because it's my way of saying, "Hay, if you have any questions, you can come to me". —quasidan 19:13, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] People, {unfunny} and {masturb8r} belong on user pages.

Sho' nuff hoss, but in the case of P54ch0p9th/Morehelka, she's both the user and the sole contributor to her sockpuppet-page - I thought it fair enough. `Course, I don't get paid for thinking anyhow. Was this worth its own paragraph? No, probably not. --Crux 20:43, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • Yeah, that's what the {{masturb8r}} template is for, for people who sign up to write about themselves. Thing is, the big bosses say that those templates belong in the user pages. I belive there's some discussion about that in the talk page of those templates. ~ Krade 20:56, 31 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Cloudius

Thanks.--hardvice (talk) 20:53, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

  • Anytime. I'm still in the USA, but I wanted to show a friend a couple of ED articles and I stumbled upon the troll pic in the main page. I probably won't be around for 10 days or so, though. *curses the American keyboard layout* Where is my question mark? ~ Krade 21:02, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Larry Wall

If you want the Larry Wall article to stay, I suggest you put some work into improving it. The current version is crap. --Jacknstock 02:17, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • Just checked it and it is pretty crappy. I'll see what I can do. ~ Krade 02:20, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Total Crap Template

Perhaps something with a goold old Kill it with fire Image macro? Or a burning sack of dog crap? ۩ 19:33, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)

  • Umh, I like the idea of burning crap. If all else fails, there's always the diaper with poo and crappy Photoshop fire effects. ~ Krade 19:59, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    • Ahhhh... PS... What would we do without you? ۩ 13:52, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
      • Aww, thanks. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, now. ~ Krade 18:17, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, you

Girlvinyl says AIM her about becoming a sysop. --Mister Six 19:05, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

  • +10 Awesome. I'll send her an IM. Thanks. ~ Krade 21:40, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] YOU ARE A FAG

YOu're a sysop now. Please don't do anything bad or tyrannical. Feel free to join the lj community. ed_admins. Message/email me if you have problems or questions. There aren't any official ED rules other than - omg, fun times! Think of it more like a facilitator of lulz than a moderator or something... ummm, ok, rock on. --girlvinyl 04:55, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

  • zomg, thanks! And don't worry, I prefer to give people/articles a second chance instead of being a tyrant. No one likes a lulz dictator. ~ Krade 15:39, 20 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Commmunism

thanks for getting those, i always forget about that part when fixing moved pages. --kh/ what 17:37, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

  • Anytime. God, move vandals are annoying like hell. It was a good excuse to open 30 tabs at the same time, though. ~ Krade hi yo~ 21:49, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)


[edit] You have new messages

BEST PRANK EVAR LOL ~ Banaan 14:52, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Actually the best part is that I'm now disappointed that I really didn't get any new messages :( ~ Banaan 14:53, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Poor Banaan. People on the internets are so heartless. ~ Krade hi yo~ 17:34, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] LOLZOLTAN

I wasn't intending to ban indefinitely, only while I checked the edits. It looked like a vandal, so I decided to ban first and ask questions later. I unbanned as soon as I'd checked out the edits and they looked OK. You really don't need to play police with other mods. Also, don't you think it is inappropriate to try to message a third person using the "Reason" field of the "Block user" form? --Jacknstock 03:11, 30 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • I went through the edits and they turned out to be somewhat acceptable (even if he did 10 edits in a row to each article), so I thought you made a mistake, or something. I was going to change the reason and add a message in his talk page, but ED decided to hang on me once again before I got a chance to. ~ Krade hi yo~ 04:20, 30 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Well, I realize it would have been better if I'd made the block for 30 minutes with a reason of "for review" (as I have in the past). Next time... --Jacknstock 02:37, 31 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Odd vandalism

It must be nice to know that you are loved. --Jacknstock 03:22, 1 Feb 2006 (UTC)

  • Sure is. I just kept staring at the edits, though. Is removing a letter that's part of a really tiny disclaimer vandalism? And why would anyone bother to do that? ~ Krade hi yo~ 04:10, 1 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Re: Deletion

Why bother deleting all those userpages? The only reason he started them in the first place was to give us work to do, and they're not actually doing any harm. --Bastardman 22:56, 24 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] YOU ARE MY NEW E-DADDY

Gee whiz Krade, you are tearing shit up. I have e-kisses for you. --Ghettofinger 17:31, 15 Mar 2006 (UTC)

  • Busting caps in those vandals asses is what I do best. Thanks. :) ~ Krade hi yo~ 17:44, 15 Mar 2006 (UTC)

I'm going out of town for the weekend. you guys can fend off these retards right? --kh/ what 15:03, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

  • Yeah, I'll keep an eye on Recent Changes. ~ Krade hi yo~ 15:10, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)
I don't know, Krade was a bit slow last time. Anyhow, enjoy your weekend Killhamster, you are pretty fast I have to admit. They'll keep Krade busy. Regards Hihey 15:37, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)
Hey thanks for the welcome. Can you please block Liquisgaypanties or whatever the kids name is! The wanker just goes on for fucks sake! Hihey 23:18, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

[edit] COMEDY GOLD! (Not an unfunny 13-year-old boy)

You know blocking me does not work you dumbfuck cunt. Cheers mate. BiggerBadderJackBlackJohnson 16:38, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

Wow, you know how to use proxies/restart your shitty Internet connection with a dynamic IP. You're my hero. You're not interesting, just plain boring. Vandalizing a freely editable website is a great accomplishment, huh? Plz go get some real-life friends. ~ Krade hi yo~ 16:42, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

Hey we knew you'd enjoy this round of reverts! Glad we are keeping a pedophile/furry off the streets and away from our children and household pets, its a good feeling. Ready for round two? Cheers Enjoy 17:09, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

And just imagine the edit count? Your status here must be going up like crazy? What are you now? Asswipe 2nd class? Or still the plain old asswipe? Heh heh, cya

Do your balls hang low can you swing them to and fro? Can you swing them over your shoulder like a cantebury soldier do you BALLS...HANG...LOW!

Hey man, how is it going? No reverts lately huh? Hope you havent got an itchy ballsac, I know I do, and trust me, it stinks. Scratches ballsack. Anyway what did I want to say? Oh yes, whats with the cookie stuff huh? We all have them enabled anyway

And oh yeah I'm sorry you're having so much trouble with the mediawiki stuff. And here are some more page moves for you to look at. "No! Leave Farmer Brown's goats alone!" Trouble 18:02, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

w00t! Our own section! Dudders 23:02, 18 Mar 2006 (UTC)

Hey mole hows it going ma homie? Guess what, your friends are back from their vacation! Hope you've missed us. Take care. Cheesemond's Folly makes a guest appearance 20:39, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Patrolled?

Plz explain to the not so MediaWiki me. Kthx!--Riboflavin 04:08, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

  • It's pretty useless. Edits that haven't been patrolled have a red ! next to them in recent changes. When you see an unpatrolled edit, hit (diff), then look around and check if everything's fine, then hit [Mark as patrolled] to remove the ! from Recent Changes. ~ Krade hi yo~ 04:12, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
    • So that explains it. Thanks a lot!--Riboflavin 04:15, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] cracky-chan nudes

I found a link. I put it in the rackcay article but could not in the main one. Please copy it to the main article. I also think the cracky nudes should be uploaded to ED. Very very funny if cracky comes over here to protest. Samsara 01:09, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

  • I just unprotected that article. Please be quick, Cracky-Chan is a major source or WikiEdit drama. ~ Krade hi yo~ 01:13, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Also, Upload the pics you want to use in the article. Don't rely on external links for images and other media, the Internet is volatile, ED is not. ~ Krade hi yo~ 01:25, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Don't you think ED is kind of volatile? --Jacknstock 02:21, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
      • But everything is recorded, so we can control what goes and what stays. What I meant is that whenever you link to a site that generates a huge amount of drama, there's a pretty good chance that it will be taken down eventually and we'll end up with a broken link. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 02:25, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thank Merciful God!

An admin! I thought yoou guys had gone extinct. So much stupid vandalism... and wikiedit war... and... and... mah bwain hurtths--Riboflavin 21:16, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Leave a comment on this page when shit like this happens. I get an email every time someone posts here. And since I have no life, there's a pretty good chance of me being at the computer at that time. I wonder what the hell happened to the other admins, though. I only see Jacknstock around and that's about it. ~ ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 21:19, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Now how about banning this guy and reverting all his page move vandalisms. --AngryAsianMan (talk) 21:21, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
Hey dawg! Had some fun with the little edit war I started today? Well, you won't there really, probably just jerking off in front of the computer. It was good of you to deal out the block though. Suuuuuuuwoooooooooooong!!! Oh hoo hoo! Cheesemond is amused! 21:23, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Nice to see the tools using some. WonkoLeSeine 00:12, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
        • I weren't retarded til you dumbfucks got personal on my ass. W0nk0TheSane 00:32, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Space Kradet you suck WonkoIsSane 00:44, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Photo

Hello Krade, may you delete the photo of Emma Watson drinking? I deleted it once, but someone posted it again. first of all it's illegal to make such private photos public because they were never supposed to be seen by anyone else, second it's not fair to emma watson herself, no matter what this dwarlinggirlxcore-thingy has done to her, her fans and everyone else out there. I hope you understand and you will delete this photo.

[edit] Unexplained new category

User Anixchris has created a new category 'Nu Wave' for the sole purpose of having a category for his wank article for that 'The Anix' band. J3ph 42 14:07, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lulz achieved

Mission accomplished, now reprotect. --Sheneequa 02:18, 1 June 2006 (UTC)


[edit] User needs banning

User:Some_Guy

  • I guess Riboflavin caught him before I could. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 17:31, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] God damnit

I just came back and checked the recent changes. Is everything fixed? --Sheneequa 22:41, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Check ed_admins. Also, no. ~ ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 22:42, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
    • K, will do. --Sheneequa 22:43, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

So those moves weren't just for the hell of it? I was all like WTF? and you were like *move* and I was like "hmm..."-Ket 22:46, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sishop

So, Sheneequa told me to talk to you[1] about sysop. What exactly does it entail, and why on earth would anyone want to wield the banhammer? And most importantly, how does one become a sysop?--PcockoSixFiveOh 03:12, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

  • Err, I think you want Girlvinyl, not me. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 03:26, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
    • I'm asking YOU, though, Sr. Krade.--PcockoSixFiveOh 18:01, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
      • At the moment, we want more sysops so we can stop vandalism quicker. That's just about it. ~ User:Krade hi yo~ 19:26, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Speaking of which, I believe Einsidler, Samsara, and Bastardman deserve sysop--Sheneequa 00:00, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Ha, If you make Bastard a sysop you may not like the results very much. Einsodler is the fattest dumbest unfunniest motherfucker on the planet. He should have (and would have) been banned a long time ago, but hey, he's your little friend. Someone should tell him to fuck off back to Uncyclopedia. Samsara is barely funny, and fuck, neither are you. You're a bunch of fucking edit queens which is the same reason Krade got promoted as well. The irony. I'm sick of this place, I'm taking the lulz and going home. I think I'll leave it to the fat fucks and child-molesters (hows the loli treating you Krade?). Also, use an email if you want to keep something private, retard. --WKD 00:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Was more of a joke since I could just talk to him in IRC. Plus using the word Fnord doesn't really keep anything serious. See you when you're done Quitting ED forever. --Sheneequa 00:53, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Oh the ironing--PcockoSixFiveOh 02:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thx.

Slightly bad-temp'd 'cos of seeing the morons uploading abba and bugs bunny images to waste bandwidth last night. "Macrus" is probably the same bs. Regards.Voronic 14:48, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

  • I don't even know what the fuck was that article supposed to be. ~ Krade hi yo~ 14:49, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Likewise, but obviously some high school bs.Voronic 14:53, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hello

Krade, I have to leave ed and do some other stuff right now. Pls. check the latest edit to article Niggas. Regards.Voronic 15:53, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Looks legit to me. What of it? ~ Krade hi yo~ 15:56, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Looks at least partly non-legit to me. Pic arrangement is fucked up, at least. I have to go IRL for today, so haven't the time right now.Voronic 16:12, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] sup

Hai Krade, do you mind if I replace ur preview png with this, the other is a bit old. plz lmk thx. > < v ▪talk▪ 18:35, 2 November 2007 (CDT)

  • Go ahead, but the {{preview}} template is shit and people who are still using it should be shot in the face several times. ~ Krade hi yo~ 18:52, 2 November 2007 (CDT)
    • Yeah I know, I only even bothered because it was so outdated and cuz a couple people still seem to use it, otherwise I wouldn't give a fuck. thx > < v ▪talk▪ 01:32, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

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