User talk:Krimpet

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Hello, Krimpet

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[edit] lol

Ok, --lateral ^|talk| 13:30, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Oh hai thar.

Hello, fellow doppelgänger! Krimpet (Francine Rogers). Undergraduate majoring in computer science at the Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York. Born August 2, 19XX. Domain is nutmeg.ws 01:22, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

If you're going to keep copypasting that, Grawp, the least you could've done is bel-air it. -_- Krimpet 01:51, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

Fuck you. Hagger 21:05, 17 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] kmccoy

it was created by a user impersonating another user. don't worry bout it

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 ^{TALK ▪ STALK} 

Bwahahahaha, from your admin log it was exactly the account I suspected, I see. :) (Not the real Grawp of course, but this kid impersonating him.) Krimpet 22:08, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

Wanna fuck?--Krimpet (Francine Rogers). Undergraduate majoring in computer science at the Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester, New York. Born August 2, 19XX. Born and raised in southwest Philadelphia. Domain is nutmeg.ws 15:59, 28 September 2008 (CDT) 

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Lol. — Grawp 02:22, 2 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey, freak.

How ya doin? — Krimpet's a transsexual male trying to turn female. Born in SW Philadelphia on August 2, 1988, as Francis S. Rogers, Jr., he now goes by the name "Francine Rogers." Undergrad in computer science at Rochester Institute of Technology, NY. Domain: nutmeg.ws 21:18, 22 October 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

Don't fag up the site with useless templates. Thanks.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 01:12, 29 October 2008 (CDT)

Yes'm. Sorry about that. Krimpet 01:22, 29 October 2008 (CDT)