User talk:Lateral

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[edit] Raff Ruse

It's fine as is. Don't touch it. Kthx. --DracoStraybyrn 01:26, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

Hey lateral. OK, prolly won lass long, speck a trollahcaust. Plzkthx not fr u. Agent of teh Cabal 08:04, 18 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Sockfarm

Thanks for the heads up! I've been seeing his "nigger poop blowjob" pages ever since I joined up and I finally had enough of it tonight. I'll keep an eye on that other IP! White•Mystery

[edit] Kintewah

Loool, good eye there. :D --Drunkenlazybastard 01:27, 26 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Hey

Your welcome. That edit I left can never be deleted (since deleting or oversighting the sandbox crashes the whole site). How'd you find it? Sasha Callahan ♥ 23:57, 10 January 2008 (CST)

I went ahead and posted the email I referenced in that post, but hadn't revealed to anyone. That's all I have on him, but he did give me some dirt on Orderinchaos which could be used in an article on her. I was also blocked for posting the real name of Proabivouac on his talk page. The real name isn't really private though, and is available here. Sasha Callahan ♥ 01:59, 11 January 2008 (CST)

Update, my amateur detective work has shown me that JohninMaryland is the same person as Oldwindybear. Well, a retarded five year old could've found that one out. I updated the page accordingly. Sasha Callahan ♥ 02:29, 11 January 2008 (CST)

And now wikipedia admits its true [1] Sasha Callahan ♥ 14:47, 11 January 2008 (CST)

You have to admit that you chose a distinctive user name to post the email in the sandbox with. Thanks for updating the page too, he's doing a horrible job of covering his tracks. I'm amazed that they haven't banned this fool yet, he's on his fifth sockpuppet after all. --lateral ^|talk| 21:11, 11 January 2008 (CST)

If you've spent time on Wikipedia, you'd realize its not about what you do, but who you know. He's been able to make friends with some higher-ups, and they don't feel what he did was wrong. Sasha Callahan ♥ 21:50, 11 January 2008 (CST)

I'm am very familiar with the ways of Wikipedia. Everybody's luck runs out sometime, hopefully his connections won't be able to save him then. --lateral ^|talk| 01:50, 12 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Oops

Crap. Thanks, though, I'll remember that in the future. --The Montgomery || ^{...is ronery} || How Do I Edited ED? 20:58, 2 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] 'sup

• I noticed you called me a Samsara sock. The article says "He is incredibly careful with his IP address, utilizing proxies to hide his identity". I am not using Tor or proxies and you can checkuser me and see my real IP address. It should be in the same IP range as yesterday, too. GrandCheese 21:17, 15 February 2008 (CST)
  • I was joking. Caring about Samsara is more of Miltopia's thing, and at the end of the day, I doubt even he gives a flying fuck. --lateral ^|talk| 21:51, 15 February 2008 (CST)
    • Farewell my friend, until we meet again... --lateral ^|talk| 15:25, 17 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Gavin Collins, Judgesurreal777, Eyrian, and Jack Merridew

They're the new big deletionists over at TOW right now. The other faggots listed on the deletionism page are barely known for deletionism.--Gavin.collins 16:34, 17 February 2008 (CST)

The only person there who really has had drama is Eyrian, and he is currently banned in disgrace. --lateral ^|talk| 16:41, 17 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Thanks

My first redirect. Figured I'd bugger it up. PlayItBogart 19:08, 17 February 2008 (CST)

• No problem. --lateral ^|talk| 19:09, 17 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Wikipedese

Hey, thanks! I didn't think you were on. I'd like something a little less tongue-in-cheek, but that helps. Do you have suggestions about which kind of page (RFA, RFD, User Talk, etc.) would be most interesting to look at in terms of Wikipedese? - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 21:17, 25 February 2008 (CST)

Probably Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration, the internet court of Wikipedia. It's a full-on tribunal with judges and everything. Admins can get court-martialed, and editors get sentenced to year long bans, probation, and all kinds of shit. It's pretty weird. --lateral ^|talk| 23:07, 25 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Bot

You brought up a really good point that I'm personally torn on. On one hand, I've got absolute trust in the other sysops and I know they would shut him down if they saw him acting up. On the other hand, there's folks like you, Jasper, SuperMonkeyMan - hell I can come up with 30 off the top of my head - that I trust to shut him down if he's acting up and there's no sysops around. I've been flipping a coin over this in my head ever since I wrote the emergency shutdown and I've got no idea what to do. I guess the only thing to do is to wait and see what happens when more people become aware of him. White•Mystery

[edit] Vandalism

I've had my fun, I'll stop. I wanted to see what possible fun vandalizing something would bring, because being a sysop on Wikipedia makes me question that a lot. Turns out there isn't much. Meh. You seem like one of the more normal ones here. Anyway, w/e, good night. Lastone 00:45, 7 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] rounded up and hugged like cute little kitties

That's what I was going to change this to. No one can complain about being hugged like a kitty. RetartedFaggit 11:07, 10 March 2008 (CDT)

lol wikipedians will always find a way. --lateral ^|talk| 19:08, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hai, re. rev

Hey thar, woon't usually touch the ting but went to fix Tx-w-guy's change to "two alleged accounts" and cleaned up the top paret of the article as well. Teh sock is playin' wikpedo games: did this with false summary and comment. Seems 2 be a habit. Stuff I cut liek

Lame Wikipedia fans keep insisting on how great Wikipedia is and how unbiased it is, trying to hide the fact that Wikipedia is a group blog for ne'er-do-well slackers who live with their mothers and can sit all day long in front of their computers, supposedly for the benefit of a poor African child, who, in reality, doesn't give a fuck about Wikipedia because he doesn't have anything to eat to begin with. But, despite that, the Wikipedia kooks keep spreading their blatant lies and half-truths to other Web sites.

is srsly lame + off-topic (abt ToW not WR, no?). Lead-in here also got fuxored along teh way. Anyhoo, muh rewrite ain't stellar but is bettuh than b4. WR kook shat this out with another false summary while I write. Plzkthx check other ver. b4 revting again. Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 08:03, 16 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] gammamute

• heh. well....it was only a matter of time, I guess. This has been building up for years. Just ignore it. He'll eventually go away. He just blanked the simonzer0 article, btw, after arguing about getting everyone to hear his story by pestering the shit out of the sysops here he blanks it. I really think the dude is genuinely batshit nuts. He signed onto my irc server from a proxy in my home state like 5 minutes ago. get ready for logs. lol. Plato 23:32, 7 April 2008 (CDT)

• btw i cant find anything about an article that got baleeted recently, 'hamburger nipples'. im not wanting to restore the original article, but some context of the theme of the article would be nice. all i have to go on is a picture. you familiar with it? Plato 23:59, 7 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Truther

You're all set. I agree that all the *fag stuff is definitely overused. If anyone complains, just send them in my direction. White•Mystery

Alright thanks. --lateral ^|talk| 18:47, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] SB Quote

Can I steal the "unlike MysteryBot this one can actually kill you" line for the bot's page? I absolutely love it <3 White•Mystery

Sure, no problem. --lateral ^|talk| 21:34, 19 April 2008 (CDT)

Thanks dude :D White•Mystery

[edit] AOTN Material

I see your new article becoming AOTN quality very, very soon. Please let me know when you get to a point with which you are happy and we'll discuss when you want it front paged. It's no rush because we have plenty schedule, but the influx of really good wikipedia articles lately is making me quite happy :) White•Mystery

Thanks, I'll be working on it over the next couple of days. --lateral ^|talk| 23:47, 22 April 2008 (CDT)

Haha thanks. I see that her account of the situation is somewhat one-sided, but I suppose that's to be expected. White•Mystery

lol thanks. I decided to break the monotony with extreme faggotry. White ♥ Mistress 22:33, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

Whatever works. --lateral ^|talk| 22:47, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

[edit] Erik Möller

HEY THERE! Hey, Lateral! I saw what you did with Erik Möller I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--ByAppointmentTo 04:21, 11 May 2008 (EDT)

• Hey, I had to delete the image of the google cache for obvious reasons. We're allowed to link to the google cache if you have the link, but not show it. White ♥ Mistress 15:23, 11 May 2008 (CDT)
  • brb reformatting my hard drive. Anyways, I hadn't looked to closely at the pictures. I though that they just "art" like the Scorpions album cover for Virgin Killer or that one band Clapton was in. --lateral ^|talk| 16:43, 11 May 2008 (CDT)
• I second the congrats on the AotN. ED is much better than Jewpedia, amirite? Also, do you know what the status is on the ED deletion review? I lost the link and can't seem to find it (not that I looked too hard). Also, sorry about the crappy memes, I haven't had coffee in the last hour. Burkaburka - piss off 21:20, 13 May 2008 (CDT)
  • Thanks. I'll post the link on your talk. --lateral ^|talk| 01:40, 14 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] A winrar is you!

HEY THERE! Hey, Lateral! I saw what you did with TOW I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Keep up the awesome work! It's about time someone beat the butthurt 14 year old TOW admins! Burkaburka - piss off 08:43, 14 May 2008 (CDT)

• Oh, and thanks for the dA Portal comment. A TOW portal is coming soon, and I dunno if anyone is working on it. Since you're the resident wikipedo expert, you should contact WhiteMystery if you wanted to work on it. Burkaburka - piss off 09:02, 14 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] LaraLove's e-boyfriend

I'm gonna add a short section on him in the article now. I briefly noticed that before but it was TL;DW (the second meaning of TL;DW, i.e. too lazy, didn't write).--To / Appointment / By 04:41, 16 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] David Shankbone

We should create an article about him. He seems to be TOW's top pornographer.--To / Appointment / By 06:16, 16 May 2008 (CDT)

But I've been writing a lot of articles recently and have many more ideas, so I'm not sure I can be bothered doing this one. We should start it off as a stub and slowly expand it as we do much lulz research.--To / Appointment / By 06:21, 16 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] HALP PLOX

Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica. I need help from a TOWhead like yourself to pad this out and make it moar wiki-dramatic so we can frontpage it asap. GO GO GO!

• Also, this admin Hu12 appears to be a real tool of the Jacknstock variety. What do you know about him? I was sniffing around his page and links and found this faggotry (it was in his 'abusive admin' Internets Tough Guy userbox) and this crap (which donors would be delighted to hear they're funding).

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 15:47, 18 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] lol revert.

I think the vandals figured out how to fuck with SecurityBot, by putting a bunch of shit IN the article, and then having us rvv and take a bunch of shit OUT of the article, it pisses off the bot, fucking vandals... or they didn't figure it out but it still sucks. Also, lol @ the 110kb revert. Burkaburka - piss off 18:04, 21 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] WP Portal

k if there's anything else you want changed on the main page lmk, if not i'm gonna lock it and switch the template over.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 01:03, 24 May 2008 (CDT)

nah, I'm done. Thanks for the help. --lateral ^|talk| 01:04, 24 May 2008 (CDT)

k, fantastic work bro

HEY THERE! Hey, Lateral! I saw what you did with Portal:Wikipedia I just wanted to say keep up the good work

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  ^▪TALK▪ 01:46, 24 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wikipedia portal

See my message at this talk page and reply on my talk page plz kthx.--To / Appointment / By 05:00, 24 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Lol

Someone left a message for you on one of your old sock’s user pages.[2] — Grawp 03:36, 28 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Funny stuff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents#Mantanmoreland_and_Bassettcat

Ritegroic 18:34, 28 May 2008 (CDT)

Lawl, a siteban has been proposed, some people just have to keep pushing the limits. --lateral ^|talk| 18:37, 28 May 2008 (CDT)

I also found his userpage funny of how he tried to be forge a fake identity identity. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bassettcat Ritegroic 18:41, 28 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Temporarily blocked series template

I'm new here and I've just created my first article. I am anting to add a name to a series, but it's locked. Would it be possible for a sysop to place it there if it's not too much trouble? The series is {{furfaggotry}} and the name is RingOfFireXl200

I'm not a sysop, but I see you got help on the mailing list. --lateral ^|talk| 22:16, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] BanSolarius

Yeh I know who this douche is, he's butthurt over discovering his new article, he's also created sockpuppets user:Jenny1985 and user:Wannagohome. Thanks for the help. (Solarius 04:46, 7 June 2008 (CDT))

No problem. --lateral ^|talk| 22:16, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] PPG

I am thinking that Persian Poet Girl and the Wikitruth guy are the same person, based on their writing style and constant harassments of sysops via e-mail. What are your thoughts? White ♥ Mistress 22:29, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

I do believe so, I think CheckUser would show the same as well. --lateral ^|talk| 22:33, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

• Good call. Both accounts from the same IP at the same time. White ♥ Mistress 22:40, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

• Haha twice "too fucking much already" is still too fucking much! At the high point I was getting ten e-mails a day trying to bribe me, or threaten me, or sell me secret information. White ♥ Mistress 22:58, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

• lulz, he also emailed Grawp [3] for Wikipedia admin porn and offered me cash for admin's names. --lateral ^|talk| 23:02, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

In his daily messages to me he tells me that you're really a Wikipedia administrator here to spy on us and feed information back to the collective. Also, I'm a plant among the sysops (DCY is, too) to protect you and strategically remove his poorly written articles. WM 01:25, 4 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Jester's hat's

Uploaded transp. b/g versions (also a tiny bit smaller than teh old ones) as Sm_joker_hat.gif and Sm_joker_hat_rev.gif. Plz read muh reply 2 ur prev. comments on muh talk page. Reply if u want. Thinkin' abt. it, despite disagr's on emphasis &c., we do agree on "it needs 2 b something other people will want 2 read", not unimportant. Also I don't do the page-swapping reply style unless I am logged in at the time, it ain't convenient if not. Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 09:24, 8 June 2008 (CDT)

Like I told Philaster - I really can't discuss it beyond what I've already said. You are more than welcome to appeal it with ajt if you feel strongly about it, but things happened that led to that course of action. Red ☭ Mystery 17:31, 23 June 2008 (CDT)

He's e-mailed me six times tonight. Apparently, that was his sister's article and account and we are both wikipedo ahole pedos beacuse his sister is involved. Red ☭ Mystery 21:13, 24 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

It's a bit TL;DR at the moment, because I had a few too many beers yesterday and I am suffering the consequences.--OhLawdIsDatSum 16:13, 28 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] WP:TOV

Good article! It's a shame that nerd-rage boy is a minor, hence unnamed.--Fdl 10:26, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I see what you did there.

HEY THERE! Hey, Lateral! I saw what you did with Threats of violence I just wanted to say keep up the good work

I thought it was just me who was writing most of the TOW-related articles at the moment. Thankfully though there are people like you who also write lulzy articles about Wikipedia and their shitty, fucked-up policies and contributors. Keep it up.--OhLawdIsDatSum 18:00, 12 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Madman C

Please clarify on the talk page. Do you think it's right for ED to take Wikipedia's stance on this one? I do. Unlike Grawp, who is doing it for the lulz and is highly respected on ED, this guy is just some butthurt fag who can go bawwwww all he likes.--OhLawdIsDatSum 19:27, 15 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Google Knol

We need to write an article about this. See my post at the TJC. I thought you'd be interested given you're one of our most prominent TOW-related editors.--OhLawdIsDatSum 05:40, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

aw shit, you got banned again. Nice article though. --lateral ^|talk| 20:37, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sup

What do you think?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:07, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] never change

HEY THERE! Hey, Lateral! I saw what you did with that nigger's talk page I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--King Sting 02:48, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

• Yeah, fuck that nigger... wait- Serious Cat 03:14, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
• wat --lateral ^|talk| 03:22, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

[edit] krimpet

I lol'd, wonder if it was actually her?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 03:31, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Um, yes.
Just FYI, this claimed IRC log is completely fake. (The screenshot there by the same guy is genuine, but notice it's a completely different conversation.) Sceptre actually had nothing to do with me or anyone else finding out about that inane DYK hook and removing it; it seems he heard about it later and jumped in on AN/I as self-appointed defender of the wiki-wimminz. -_- I dunno if it matters from your "lulz point of view" and all, but just figured I'd let you know this supposed leaker is pulling stuff out of his ass. Krimpet 14:52, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Actually, no, I'm stupid, I'd just switched clients so there was a hole in my logs; the log is real. :p I'll slink back over to WP now to avoid any further fail. Krimpet 10:50, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

aaah i'll look at it, as for now i think i took too much percocet and am going to go lie down before i fall out of my chair --lateral ^|talk| 18:20, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

LOL Awesome. Disregard that, she sucks cocks!--Fdl 18:12, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hi

Thanks for fixing my sig. I never dawned on me to make sure it worked 8P --EZRA 16:52, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] image table of sceptre

Yes, make it.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:45, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Grawp = JarlaxleArtemis?

I have noted some strong evidence for this being the case on Talk:Grawp. I hope Grawp doesn't mind, but it's blatantly obvious that they are the same person once you look through the details.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 06:51, 9 August 2008 (CDT)