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Hello, Lawlzy

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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• Sign your comments using four tildes (like this ~~~~)
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• These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them.

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MysteryBot 10:23, 9 March 2008 (CDT)

Could you plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies. Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0 YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!

==STFU==

	STOP your faggotry or it's BANHAMMERTIME

Oh hai, stop vandalizing kthx. Burkaburka - piss off 10:31, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

• Dude, first, comments go on the talk page. Second, general consensus is that WBM is wise. Yes, he is bigger than a small planet, but leave the article alone when people do stuff, and ask whether you can do shit like that on the talk page. Learn2wiki or gb2 gaia, thanks! Burkaburka - piss off 10:40, 14 April 2008 (CDT)

Hey asshole, you get one warning to stop vandalizing that article before I ban you. I don't care how you personally feel about the subject - fucking up the article is again site rules. White•Mystery

• This encyclopedia is not a propaganda site. It exists to document things. The article documents the subject well. If you feel that you need to document the opposing side and you can do it without sounding like a raving asshole, go ahead. If you mess up the article one more time, you're gone. White•Mystery