User talk:Leam
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Hello, Leam
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
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Why are you putting initial caps in subheadings? If you read a few articles, you would find that we don't use unnecessary capital letters in article titles or subheadings. Just as in regular written English, capital letters are used for the first letter of a sentence and the initial letter of proper nouns (i.e., names). --Jacknstock 04:00, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Relatively new to wiki; my bad. Ages since my last journalism class, too.
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[edit] wolfjlupis
Can you make it funny? The fact is important. Samsara 18:58, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
- I can't make the redundant bits any funnier, but if the part about him 100% taking it in the ass, only is important (cite plz), I think fitting it in with the rest is funnier than just mentioning it as an aside. I will be happy to try, because I know he watches this page. Leam 19:16, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
- Right now the article implies and kind of states that he has human-male to canine-female sex and even the dog has a female name. That's nowhere insulting enough. It should be clear that his dog sex is 100% getting anally rapped by large dogs. Samsara 19:20, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
- The profane truth is plenty insulting; he rapes dogs and brags about it. Leam 19:00, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
- Right now the article implies and kind of states that he has human-male to canine-female sex and even the dog has a female name. That's nowhere insulting enough. It should be clear that his dog sex is 100% getting anally rapped by large dogs. Samsara 19:20, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
[edit] #6?
You? ~ Banaan 16:03, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
- what Leam 17:58, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
[edit] UH
NEEDS MORE GAY AND AIDS Leam 09:39, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
- THIS IS SUFFICIENT Leam 00:34, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] IRC
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
[edit] irc
irc, fgt, etc --Sheneequa • Talk 23:53, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Buddhism and ED
The Buddha said: "All life is suffering, so why not troll the fuck out of it for the lulz." Well...something like that.
I saw your comment on Blu's page and since I appear to ED's resident dharma bum (or openly flaming Buddhist) I'm volunteering for spiritual/trolls' remorse advice. You can hit me up on IRC or AIM: bateman5150 or OldDirtyBtard@gmail.com.
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Li'l Mudkips 03:58, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
How good is your Mandarin? <== Full of lulz, action and buddhist teachings, emphasis on lulz and buddhist teachings <333 an azn Christian ==>--Quit or I'll use these your whining 06:22, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
- No WAY, I'm not the only person who saw "Journey to the West?" LOOOOL, I used to watch that when Home Shopping Channel was too boring as a kid! Leam 20:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] ED:Special Ops
Thank you soldier. Which do you prefer, so I know which hotspot needs you most as the situation arises?
I just sent an email to the admin group with the TJC post and some further suggestions:
...so ima wait for some feedback cos I'll drop the idea if the consensus is "Keep ED chaotic."
--Li'l Mudkips 00:07, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
PS Was the Buddhism thing a troll?
- LOL, no. I just haven't gotten around to seeing the video link or replying properly. Also, I can't easily say which hotspot I am if I don't have a list. :3 Photochop and Troll, I guess. Leam 00:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Wikia Waves
I think a tsunami would be moar appropriate. Jeez...what a bunch of uppity tossers. Oh what have you wrought Wikimedia!
Leam...I wish to develop an eSuicide Bomb (similar to the GNAA IED in panic creation but moar devastating, personal and bloody) that one could strap-on, enter a thread/discussion etc. and BOOM!!! no moar whinging pussies...no moar thread and a website left reeling without potable water, garbage collection and clean underwear.
Someting like that...I'll werk on it once the MSG wears off.
--Fish and Mudkips 00:45, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- Like At least 100, I am convinced wiki vandalism is unfunny. From my other recent internetting, I am thoroughly certain that trolling through love is far more entertaining and lulzy. Do you remember Love_troll? Apparently, he quit the internet 4eva because he had peoples' therapists come on, asking him to stop being so overly, harassingly nice, etc... epic. Let us not forget about Jesus or Buddha. Or blackpeopleloveus.com. I have seen the light and it is good. The pool is open for everyone. :3333333 Leam 01:10, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Discounts
First...may I say it's grand to see you back Leam. Second, I know about that old trick; it's usually after the Xmas and Summer school breaks however I can't afford anything less than an Apple employees < wholesale discount...hence the sitenotice. I'm thinking Macs must be made on Marcabia since it's hard to believe that nobody knows anyone who works for Apple.
- thanks. i was never completely away -- i was just taking a sabbatical and giving up trolling. :) sorry to hear about your mac problems. the student discount should be good at anytime, though. alas, people are limited by how many discounts they can use. drop me a line on aim sometime. Leam 16:24, 5 March 2008 (CST)
--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 11:43, 3 March 2008 (CST)
