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Hello, Libelrator9000

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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[edit] Timothy Blair

Please don't make stub articles like that. Use the preview button until you have some semblance of a proper article made, or create a draft in your user space http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Libelrator9000/Timothy_Blair .

Could you plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies. Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0 YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!

--Drunkenlazybastard 14:38, 26 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey dipshit

STOP. Your clever vandalism to the article Timothy Hoogland, has been detected. Please put down your dongs, stfu, and stop being a faggot.

-CleverUserName 22:27, 29 March 2008 (CDT)

• Fuck off. Do you know how many people are "getting ready to sue ED?". Don't be a fucking idiot and also, stop vandalizing the article.

-CleverUserName 22:32, 29 March 2008 (CDT)

• I am SRSLY going to resurrect the corpse of Adolf Hitler and tomorrow he and I will have pink lemonade and rice krispy treats. Just because I say it, doesn't mean it is fucking true.-CleverUserName 22:36, 29 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hello

You need to leave that article alone. Any further vandalism will result in you being banned. White•Mystery

• A diff of all your edits clearly shows you removing things. Updates involve adding more information, not replacing existing content. Also, your comments to other users do not back up your statement. Finally, calling me a moron will definitely make me understand your point of view and not just ban you. White•Mystery