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Contents 1 o hai 2 SIG TEST 2.1 Current sig goes here 3 Hey there 4 Good day 5 Chris Hanssen 6 ED MAP 7 Thanks! 8 New Section 9 Oh hai 10 ;_; 11 Edit wars 12 duuuuuurrrrrrrrr 13 errr... 14 STLSON LOL 15 My Fanclub 16 Dude 17 Poodle Ban 18 Alphebatization 19 LOL @ Cutting 20 From KH with love 21 HAY FAGGOT 22 Oh hai 23 Sup 24 HDP 25 In B4 OH SHII-- 26 HARHAR 27 Hai 28 Meet to please you 29 Lopunny 30 Zalgo 31 Hey 32 RE: Yo 33 Our favourite guise 34 lol 35 Well... 36 I fucked up your gallery 37 fuck you 38 Thanks 39 Would you? 40 hiya chief 41 oh 42 splendid 43 OMG BUTTHURT 44 HOLY SHIT

o hai

Thanks for alphabetizing, people seem to somehow always miss the giant fucking warning message on it. Cheers.

 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  02:50, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

• No problem.
  _Marukomuru 01:37, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

SIG TEST

Current sig goes here

<includeonly><span style="font-weight: bold;">[[image:LopunnyMiniIconCrop.gif|KILL IT BEFORE IT USES ATTRACT.]] </span><span class="Marusig{{subst:CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}"> _{<i>[[User:Marukomuru|Page]]</i>}^{<i>[[User_talk:Marukomuru|Chat]]</i>}_{<i>[[Special:Contributions/Marukomuru|Contribs]] </i>}</span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="co;<nowiki><<;Marukomuru;0;Marusig20090213035219;black"></span></includeonly></nowiki>
_Page^Chat_Contribs 03:52, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

• I saw you experimenting with your signature. If you want to be really fancy and vain, check out the collapsing signatures section on the TJC. WM 19:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey there

Oh, thanks for the message... just forgot about the order.

How're you doing?

Black Plague 22:00, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

• I'm doing quite fine, thanks. Yourself?
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 08:09, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Good day

I am a lady. Thank you for your concern, I shall see I keep my ABC's in mind next time I edit anything
—The preceding comment was added by Violet848, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Rofl. No problem.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 08:09, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Chris Hanssen

Yeah, sure, you can redirect it. That article was originally taken down for DMCA issues and is still technically awaiting cleanup, but for the moment, you can redirect it. ~ endedrural _(talk) February 19 2009

ED MAP

oh I stalk the map. it drives me crazy.

^(wha?)
Penni-piper

Thanks!

Thanks a bunch for that. I'm trying to figure out how everyhting works still. I thought I knew enough to make an article with a friend, but I've been having some issues >_< ~SorceressEdea7

New Section

I'am sorry. DON'T WANK YOUSELF.
—The preceding comment was added by SirYoshua, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Oh hai

HEY THERE! Hey, Marukomuru/Archive 1! I saw what you did with Boxxywatch's userpage I just wanted to say keep up the good work

­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 05:24, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

;_;

Must study harder for next year. The weeaboo in me can't accept failing by 11%.Arguecat3(Stalk) 23:01, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Edit wars

maybe a little. It is easier to do it when one of you has a banhammer. I remember trying to war without one. there was much bloodshed

^(wha?)
Penni-piper 03:10, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

duuuuuurrrrrrrrr

Thanks for reverting those edits and shit, I've already banned like 3 people in 10 minutes. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 00:17, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

errr...

Yea, I'm new to ED, so admittingly, the Gary Oak thing wasn't funny. Thanks for saving eyeballs world-wide. Zanny77 03:49, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

STLSON LOL

Hey man. I'm Stlson.
—The preceding comment was added by Stlson, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Lol sorry mann, still learning.C.crazythaGreyone 03:59, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

My Fanclub

I missed the one who left me a message but he came back again today. He also left me a message on my YouTube. It's that fat fuck TehBigToaster. --ODB - wut? 05:07, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Dude

zewb > you --zaigertalkplx 20:08, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Poodle Ban

LOL well you're not but here you go so you can look at it. Glad you like it! Pink Poodle 01:20, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Alphebatization

Whoops. Sorry 'bout that. Actually thought it meant alphebatize by location, which explains why I was so confused by the non-alphebatized locations. If life wasn't challenging it wouldn't be worth living, right? Fixed it. Thanks for lookin out! Entropy008

LOL @ Cutting

"For REAL satire, goto the Uncyclopedia." (By far the worst line in that lame rant.) And LOL, somoene rainbow-blinkied that on his/her user page.

Thanx for the anti-vandalism. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 16:02, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

• Not sure why, but I actually put a nice message on that fuckstick's talk page.

Also, if you're a good writer, feel free to mess with some of the articles I'm working on near the top of my user page, especially Cutting, Shock site and Drugs. But no memes or other bullshit plz. :'o(. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 16:39, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

From KH with love

HEY THERE! Hey, Marukomuru/Archive 1! I saw what you did with reverting that fuckwit I just wanted to say keep up the good work

 ^»»W^hat 05:53, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

HAY FAGGOT

You suck, and I am not fan boy, but the 360 doesn't suck, and the ps3 is waaaaaaaaaaay worse. You might want to gay up that article some moar.
—The preceding comment was added by Jtforums, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Cool story bro.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 19:36, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh hai

Yeah, bitch tried to fuck with my awesome template. That was endgame. Times like these I cringe with joy. Thanks. -- What would you do for a ? 04:23, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Sup

Ye, I missed the notice, but I fixed it ASAP. Sry for not paying attention and thx for showing me I'm a noob (for srs, not sarcastically). Fergman 07:54, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

HDP

Seriously that kid is retarded --zaigertalkplx 19:21, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

In B4 OH SHII--

lol, finally I got you! You've beaten me to at least the last twenty. We'll have to get a hammer in your hands some day... - Raspberry Rush (talk)

HARHAR

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.

- Raspberry Rush (talk) LOL UR B&

--zaigertalkplx 04:28, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

LOL. OH, U GUISE.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 23:07, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Hai

Srsly good job with Jockith. I looked at it after it first got posted and figured I'd give it a little while longer because it was so late at night. That is really cool, it is a huge improvement. :goldstar: --zaigertalkplx 07:54, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• Haha. You're quite welcome.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 23:07, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• Yo, I hadn't noticed that you had been working on the page. I deleted it because there was no drama or ED worthy content on the page, but I have to say that I was impressed by how good it looked. If you think you can make it a respectable page (content wise) let me know and I'll rebuzz it for you. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Nah, I didn't have a problem with you deleting it. I don't even think that user wanted the article anymore after I left a message on his talk page. Rofl
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 23:07, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Meet to please you

Seen you around, never spoken to you. What's up and what pages are you working on? -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 22:47, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• Har. I've seen you around as well.
  Ah, nothing much going on here. I'm just working on expanding the Mega Man article and trying to make it look a little better, and I'm pulling at my lack of hair attempting a rewrite of that failure of a Lopunny article. How are you doing?
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 23:07, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• Haha, I'm doing fine, chilling back and smoking a cig while talking to a few other people on here. Oh yeah, what exactly does the page need help with, I could always chip in if you need a hand. Lopunny, what is that exactly? I've seen the page around a bit on some talk pages. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 23:40, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• One of those Pokémon that unfortunately ended up being the center of sexual attraction for many pokétards and furfags, kind of like Gardevoir and Lucario. It's a shame it failed the way it did. I'm working on a complete rewrite in my Userspace at the moment. Any help on it would be great. =D
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 00:28, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

• LOL you furry, I play Pokemanz but I also don't provacative furry pics on my user page. What else are you working on, sir/ma'am? -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 03:08, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Rofl. But I liek those images...
  Heh. Other than the occassional frequent butthurt revisioning here and there, Inuki needs some more pictures. But that about all I'm working on at the moment.
  Oh, and it's sir, by the way. XD
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 03:33, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Ya, I seen that faggot reverting Zalgo over and over again. Oh yeah, dare I look at the page? I bet it's totally furrylicious. Lol, nice to meet you sir. Where do you live? lol -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 03:36, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• I live up in Ontario, Canada.
  Har. Zaiger reverted my edit; he's probably up to one of his shenanigans again. Rofl.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 03:52, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Lol he probably just seen the edit on this talk page. He's always doing that shit lol -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 04:01, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Lopunny

It looks good to me, and seems to be a pretty promising article. It would fit in nicely with out other pokemon articles, which focus heavily on the sexuality and porn. Also, I always seemed to think that Game Freak made Lopunny just to satisfy the fandom. The new page looks good. I can just move it to main site right now if you want. The problem with the page before was that, while it was a good idea for an article, it just went overboard on the intensity of the writing and was kind of confusing as it never really introduced the subject well. The new article seems better in that regard, and you can still transfer some of the jokes over to the new article, since it is still kinda stubbish, just go a little easy on the CRUISE CONTROL and the strikethrough tags and such. ~ endedrural _(talk) 23:31, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

HEY THERE! Hey, Marukomuru/Archive 1! I saw what you did with Lopunny I just wanted to say keep up the good work

All we need now is another pokemon meme and we're golden for that template. Any thoughts about creating a new article? I'm a Pokefag so maybe I could help. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 08:16, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Zalgo

Stop forcing this shit by reverting the edits of loads of people who agree it's unfunny. The fact is it's a forced meme so the template needs to be in place. ZEROpumpkins 03:27, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Cool story bro.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 03:33, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Indeed, stop being a faggot and reverting Marukomuru. It's only going to end in you getting b& anyway. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 03:34, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey

So you has a thing for Lopunny eh? Well my fucking right fist could beat your Lopunny any day! Too bad I don't have a DS or I'd kick your ass with my fist :D Lol. So on a serious note, what's with the Lopunny obsession? AnonOfTheWeek09 15:42, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Also, just saw you're a fellow Ontario-ian. What area? I'm from the Niagara Falls area :D AnonOfTheWeek09 15:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

RE: Yo

but who is gonna school the masses about the fact that Mr. Popo is the new king of /b (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/57/B.png)? --KpoT 01:47, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Our favourite guise

It'll give them something new to vandalise! Jump in and give us a hand if you have the time. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

lol

Hope that was worth it :) - Alliecat 06:07, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

• Rofl. Oh, it sure was.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 19:20, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Well...

I figured it was, but that's no reason to add strange pictures of Asians on it (and, Asians from those places listed on "Azns" usually don't have that skin color) or to call ME an "Azn" when I'm not... I signed my name this time... twice

Ayumi Saruwatari 18:58, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Ayumi Saruwatari 18:58, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

• It's a little thing called satire. Lrn 2 ED.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 19:20, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I fucked up your gallery

...in order to show you how to alter widths and heights of your images in a gallery (I noticed you messing with perrow). Revert me after you've seen it. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Yeah, I just noticed. Had me laughing a bit too. Props. XD
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 01:53, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

fuck you

quit messing with my page biatch --ClingingMars 04:00, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

For tweaking the blackmage9 page. It looks moar EDish now. And for applying salt to butthurt. Astarte 12:07, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Would you?

mmm... lol --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

• I don't yiff. I ræp.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 02:51, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

hiya chief

why did you nuke my christianutuber page? are you his boyfriend? ;-)

did I do something wrong, was it the content you disliked? Id love to know, cheeerio Doktordoris 01:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

oh

thanks for your advice dear boy.

toodle-pip
—The preceding comment was added by Doktordoris, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

splendid

smashing, I only tried to write an entry because i thought there was a need for one.

tata!—The preceding comment was added by Doktordoris, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

OMG BUTTHURT

plese delete the page about crhis chan if you can its not nice the poor guy is haveing a real bad time over it. gina x

HOLY SHIT

You're categorizing pictures. I love you almost as much as I love the picture of the tranny whatever that is you just posted. WM 05:05, 29 April 2009 (UTC)