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Contents 1 First 2 thanks 3 No u mum 4 Tourneyfag 5 SysOP 6 <3 7 :) 8 Rootbrain 9 Hai 10 {{underage}} 11 LOL I AM A GOD ### 12 akjhsfviunwui 13 FUCK WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN 14 RE: Fists the Echidna 15 Well herro there 16 Hai 17 Hey 18 Kuranu 19 Regarding a laughable inquirey 20 fag 21 no explanation 22 und? 23 thanx 24 You 25 Reverting people 26 surprise 27 FAG 28 Furries Portal 29 ahhh 30 Ummm... Wtf? 31 HEY! 32 re: fat furry 33 cat spanking 34 Canada eh! 35 PINK 34'D 36 am i white? 37 Desu 38 hay Morukamura 39 ITT: NEWFAGS CANT READ 40 Axl Darkix article thing 41 Kaze-hime user article. 42 OH HARRO 43 MB 44 Yar 45 i liek furfag portals

First

­- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Captain Speaking... ^{Is there anyone on-board that can fly a plane?} 23:46, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Lest we forget ;_; ­- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Captain Speaking... ^{Is there anyone on-board that can fly a plane?} 23:49, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks

thanks for the message. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 05:27, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

No u mum

Well put.vanff 13:13, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Tourneyfag

HEY THERE! Hey, Marukomuru/Archive 2! I saw what you did with cleaning up Tourneyfag I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Nice work. ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 07:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

SysOP

Thanks! --Pierced ^Anonymous 13:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

<3

I know you'll like this. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

 :)

Ok

Rootbrain

I've never watched any of the faggot's videos, so I'm just checking - was that last quote just a butthurt edit? Disregard that. Cocks and such. --MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 23:46, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hai

I know you already have one, but have another bannstar for being an A+ RC whore.

SEIG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place you dirty Jew.

­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 03:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

HEY THERE! Hey, Marukomuru/Archive 2! I saw what you did with being one of my favourite users I just wanted to say keep up the good work

feel the love. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• RR wants to fuck your colon. -MATTYX

• Rectum. If you are talking about colons, which colon? lol --Pierced ^Anonymous 06:39, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

• lol medical dork.

{{underage}}

HEY THERE! Hey, Marukomuru/Archive 2! I saw what you did with for making use of the faaahbulous {{underage}} template I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Did you rediscover that wonderfully useful and violently underused template on the Encyclopedia Dramatica:Templates/Rarely used page? --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 01:18, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

• Aww, damn. hoped somebody was using mah page. :'o( --Bryce

LOL I AM A GOD ###

the page u send didnt help
—The preceding comment was added by Iamagod357, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

akjhsfviunwui

Just a heads up, we're trying to replace Category:4chan with Category:Chans. We hit a technical snag the other day, and haven't been able to convert them all yet. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

FUCK WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN

Dont Care
—The preceding comment was added by Antitsim9000, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

RE: Fists the Echidna

Your Fists the Echidna page contains pictures of a minor and links to websites containing personally identifying information that we, her parents, want removed, but agents of your website continually protect. Our attempts to remove the offending content ourselves are continually blocked, and often more information and more links are added. Because agents of your website are protecting this content, you have lost any legal protection due to your website's nature of "user generated content." Requests to your support email to remove the offending content are ignored. I ask you once again to permanently remove pictures of her and links to her myspace, photobucket account and any other social networking accounts that may be linked in the future. If other teenagers don't like the character of Fists the Echidna, that is between them. Our issue is with the pictures of and links to information about our minor daughter.
—The preceding comment was added by Unacceptablecableguy, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Well herro there

You wouldn't happen to have pictures of people vomiting would you? It'sVomitTiem 01:45, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Hai

Alright man, I won't... just didn't think putting gross images on talk pages was cool. YouCallThatABagel 05:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Have you spoken to Zaiger about portal maintainance?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:04, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

• Well as you've probably gathered we're looking for a few people to take care of the portals - and since you're a furfag we thought you'd be interested in looking after the Furry portal. Interested?

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:23, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

• You are? Oh good. Well looking after the portal is pretty easy. All you need do is changed the featured article every week (or every fortnight when things are slow), and change the featured picture while you're at it.

Other minor tasks include adding titles to Good New Articles/Bad New Articles and adding the article name to the Furluminati box. If you have any problems feel free to ask me.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:52, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Kuranu

What a huge faggot. I hope a cactuar violates him with extreme force and causes him to be permanently incontinent. Replicant10000 19:58, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

• b&. piilu 20:06, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

---

Regarding a laughable inquirey

Dear sir/madame,

You have asked me why I deleted the quotes from the articule entitled "acfan". My answer: why did you put quotes of such stupidity on there anyhow?

Love, --All-that-could-be 07:02, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

---

Dear Marukomuru(wtf?)

Im still confused as to why you put those baby-bitch-alots's quotes on there. Truely non-lulz worthy on that part. The rest of the

articule started off nice though, but a simple scrub as I cannot be the judge of such matters.

Love,

--All-that-could-be 07:15, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

P.S.: thx for that advice. i do not know what that means though.

P.S.S.: nvr mind. I figured that out.

--- Lucario is my jesus......

fag

good work sir. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

no explanation

at a loss to explain why you are so attached to every fucking word (and picture) of the FTM article. i can only speculate that it comes from a deeply rooted jealousy and feeling of inadequacy that you feel due to being one of those unlucky fellows with a penis smaller than a presurgery FTM. maybe that's why i'm left with a sense that every single FTM i have ever known is more of a man than you are.

Violetlorien 04:25, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

und?

I reverted it because I liked it better with the quote in there. This isn't jewpedia.MysticalButtSex 05:00, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

thanx

couldn't remember teh template for faggotry for that fagot mackers page. glad someone did :D Mammamiaomg 20:47, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

You

beat me to it. I doff my cap.-Wit • msg 23:50, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Reverting people

When someone tries to revert a whole page section by section, don't try to undo each one, its eacher to just go to the last good edit before they started and change back to that.-Wit • msg 19:02, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

surprise

{{user:MATTY X/Vandal}}
—The preceding comment was added by MATTY X, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• LOL.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 19:47, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

FAG

GET ON IRC -MATTYּX

Furries Portal

Hey, I've volunteered to look after the Furfag Portal, but I'd like to get you involved with it as much as possible. I haven't really paid that much attention to it before, so do you have any thoughts or suggestions on how to improve the Portal? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• Yes, please be the furrymaster, in now way do I ever want to be a furrymaster. ;p I'm looking through some of the history now, you've been doing a bunch of good work. Might be time for a new portal aotn, you got any decent pages up your sleeve? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

NEW > Portal:Furfaggotry/Needed ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

ahhh

lol thx Infinite 03:53, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Ummm... Wtf?

Why'd you label yourself as a furfag on your user page?... Oh.... Wait... D: --Moutoku

• Makes perfect sense why you'd be here on a site where most of the users hate furries. --Moutoku

HEY!

GET ON IRC YOU FGT! -MATTYX

re: fat furry

Page is being resurrected as I'm adding a more as we speak. (fattening the fat... haha...) Besides, Furry article is a massive article already and fat furries have a bunch of lulz potential on their own. -- 3tails 22:49, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

cat spanking

oh jesus... er, nice find? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• oh also, thinking of sticking Iceandsnow in as featured article, unless you've got a better article in mind? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• cool, I'll stick it in now. Any time you want to change the FA just let me know and I'll unprotect it for you. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

Canada eh!

Sorry about the alphabetized thingRibbish 19:17, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

PINK 34'D

34'D Pink Poodle 06:22, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

am i white?

owned? --SaryJenny 19:13, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Desu

Sorry about that. Some retard who obviously doesn't get the joke keeps taking out all the desu, so I just reverted it to my last edit. I'll be more careful in the future. --zaigertalkplx 19:49, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

hay Morukamura

I'd just like to thank you for taking the time to build my user page for me and put links on it and shit. I'd been meaning to get around to that for a while. Xtreme phoenix 16:05, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

ITT: NEWFAGS CANT READ

Fuck you sir :] fuck you.
—The preceding comment was added by EatTheFreshman, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• no u
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 03:28, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Axl Darkix article thing

GAH, sorry I took so long. IRL and summer and stuff.

Anyways, I removed that heug chunk because it's ridiculously huge and generally unfunny. It gets in the way of actualy lulzworthy things at the bottom. --Hahahathefunny 13:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Kaze-hime user article.

Here it is. This one needs moar lulz. -Nothingbutidiots 17:47, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

OH HARRO

HEY SEXY FUR BB KITTEN. guess what?...  matty    hates    you  

MB

Facepalm. I shall talk to his master. Thanks for the heads up. I didn't notice. I think I have him ignored as a bot in my RC prefs-- - wut? 07:14, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yar

btw. I'm a motherfucking troll.
—The preceding comment was added by Puk'em'up, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Uh... Yeah. Right...
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 11:08, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

i liek furfag portals

Heya, we could really do with a fresh featured article. There haven't really been any riveting new ones, but are there any oldies that you think deserve some spotlight?

♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• I suggest Aquilus, though it is a little stubbish per se. guess what?...  matty    hates    you