User talk:Maximize$
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Hello, Maximize$
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
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Please don't right incoherent crap articles with no content. Read and edit more before making your own articles, kay? Miltopia 23:53, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
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LOL MOD SASS
Strike one, strike 2-Ket--Talk to me 00:19, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and by the way:
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STRIKE 3 strike 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 ...
Shut the hell up or you'll get banned, more than likely. DOn't cry over getting an article deleted. Miltopia 00:59, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
I wasn' t crying i was being oppressed
- True. Also, lol @ one month ban-Ket--Talk to me 01:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
- IAWTban for making me lewl so hard the spicy food I was chewing went up my nose. "being opressed" loooooooooooooooool--OldDirtyBtard 01:14, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Is this not my talk page lol I think this site isn' t not very funny as you are a tyrant
- No, I just don't like 13 year old boys-Ket--Talk to me 01:13, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
I have only been writing shit for like halloween onward and now I am threatened with a ghey BAN WTF??
I thought the Dr. Seuss article was funny
- IDWTAC--Abort, retry, fail 01:16, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
- lol. Maybe if you apologized I'd reduce the ban back to a day? Otherwise, I'll continue to lol @ your cries for help. Oppression indeed-Ket--Talk to me 01:18, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and "VOTE KET FOR ED TYRANT! FIVE GLORIOUS YEARS OF TOTAL BANNAGE!!!11"--Abort, retry, fail 01:16, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
- Better Ket than that hideous faggot Jacknstock. Miltopia 01:21, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
U Suq
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
User:Tfo
My user name or IP address has been blocked by Tfo. This asshole blames me for his mistakes. I simply correct the vermin and bam! i am fucked. BTW if the fucktard is reading this i wilol answer his ?
"How old are you anyway?"
Older than you qwer bait
- LOL, your ban will expire. Love, Tfo 04:30, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
READ ME Tfo
Grammar nazi, the world is yours for now
word to the Communists, Anarchists, Christians, etc. (basically anyone who is offended by this site)
tear it down! Help me help you, fight, to the end. This site is blasphemy to all you hold dear to your hearts do not let these heathens go unpunished.
"Give me liberty or give me death!"
All your daughters have big dicks
They won't let you suck them
- not even the baby
Poenews 04:42, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
They won' t let you suck them heh?Maximize$ 05:10, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
OldDirtyBtard
an asshol who is the epitomy of faggotry on ED
if this is true let me know guys: 
Maximize thinks he's a revolutionary, but like this man, he's just a stupid faggot who got himself fucking pwn'd.
OldDirtyBtard is insecure
this is where ED was born [1] & every page has been inspired by mother goose
Miltopia 05:24, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
