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plz die MysteryBot 18:29, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Contents 1 Because 2 Eh 3 huh? 4 i herd you wanted rape

Because

You just joined. Learn your place and read it. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:32, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Is that better? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:34, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Very well. Carry on ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:37, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Start with me first, plz <3 I'm extra pent up and I need a good hard assfucking. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:40, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Too bad for you, I don't have any fish. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:41, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

200lb mastiff, that's about it ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:44, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't surprise me. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 18:46, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Is that fact? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 20:48, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi I'm Rich, I'm 25, Male, Pittsburgh and an airline pilot. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 20:53, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Nearest major city? :3 ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 23:29, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Canada eh? Well then... ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 09:38, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Well, get your ass to Pittsburgh and you can have all the raep you want. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 09:47, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Eh

I dunno, not sure I feel like it. sry. --Bryce

huh?

K... rape who or what? --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 21:28, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

i herd you wanted rape

i want rape too!!!! 21:40, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

who is this?