User talk:Moldo

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Is it true that Romania doesnt have running water yet? Brise 08:42, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

YES. Only the government has water. The rest of us are drinking each other piss.Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

Are you really Romanian, or are you just pretending? I am amused, and probably for all the wrong reasons. Brise 08:48, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

I am a romanian. I'm super serial. I can prove it: romanians are not allowed in America and England (they are fagots any who), but are in Europe. So we steal the shit out of them and are proud of that. See???Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

Isn't Moldova just as poor as Romania, and thats why all their women are selling themselves on the streets of Tel Aviv?

Yes, it's true. But it's not about moldavians women. It's about Paris Hilton. And i's not in Tel Aviv. It's with sailors. And there are 2 kind of moldavians. Moldavians from Moldova and moldavians from Romania. The same country, splitted by the russians some 50 years ago.And moldavians from Romania hate moldavians from Moldova and everybody hates any kind of moldavian. Clear now?Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

I hear that Romania wont be allowed to join the EU unless you get a)electricity b)running water and indoor plumbing and c)some vestiges of humanity. Confirm/Deny. Brise 09:07, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

Again, you are right, but we managed to steal so much stuff from Europe that our gypsies are so rich that every 2 year old kid has a Mercedes waiting for him in the garage. It doesn't matter that he will never learn to read and have a driving license. So, you see, we start to have cars and euros (no roads yet and nothing to buy) and we hope that this will satisfy Europe.Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

I have tried to help make your article more factual. While I cannot guarentee goatse is from Romania, I feel its a pretty safe bet. Brise 09:14, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

I love you man.Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

I only did it because I am Moldovan Brise 09:23, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

Don't mess with my had kid. I have a friend Moldovan. Are you a moldavian or not? He is not. And he may be dead by now. Maybe some sand niggers from America eat his heart. Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

Yes and no, I left Romania after stealing all the money for lightbulbs in Banat. Brise 09:46, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Apology

I am sorry for doubting you at first. Brise 15:21, 31 October 2007 (CDT)

What can I say? You're good. You have a special touch. I love what you have done with goatse man.Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

[edit] Not sorry

Dude, I've been trying to help you out and let your page have a chance. If you want to ignore my advice, show an attitude towards me, and keep putting back the same unfunny shit (or maybe funny only to people who live there,, which is not most of us), fine, I can delete the page, or someone else will, or we can just pour it all into Romania, and maybe I'll even ban you. Go ahead, persist in your folly. --| »⇔«¿ 13:09, 1 November 2007 (CDT)

So what could be funny for you about Banat? That they have "prostitutes in London, Amsterdam and Paris"? "Phishing" scams from Banat? If you don't know them, you will not get it. Got it? I don't want to make you laugh, I want to make fun of those people. Really, I'm curious, what could be funny for you about Banat?Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)

• • This is not your own private Wiki. If you make an article, it should be funny, have dramma, and be internets related. It should be funny to people from all around the world. Sex slaves and phishing are the two main industries of Romania, and since you made a page about Banat, they are appropriate there. By the way, I am a sysop here, and I've been trying to help you and be nice. At any moment, one of my colleagues could delete the article because most of it now is junk, and you insist on keeping it that way. End of story. --| »⇔«¿ 14:38, 1 November 2007 (CDT)
    • You are the personification of anti-lulz. Maybe you should give a try to Wikipedia. My edits there have been retracted by a person that resembles with you. Do you know anything about jews in Iasi?Moldo 10:21, 4 November 2007 (CST)
      • There are so many fellow Romanians on ED Ninja 13:59, 7 December 2007 (CST)