User talk:Murko

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Hello, Murko

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.

2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.

Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.

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   JailBait    talk    contribs  --15:09, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Oh hai

跳痛黑鬼陰莖 (throbbing nigger cock) 17:45, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Luna

I know what some of these "sugar bitch Emmafags, tits or gtfo Tonksfags, blatantly weeaboo Chofags, cockmongling Fleurfags, Peter Parker-syndrome Ginnyfags, and the rare and elusive Padma/Parvatifags" are but millions don't. Pipe them to other pages in ED or I'll remove them.

BTW: Padma/Parvatifags -since when is there Hindu god worship on my /b/?

--OldDirtyMudkips 16:48, 25 September 2007 (CDT)