User talk:OptimusPrimacy/Archive11
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O☭B • ? • 18:48, 30 October 2008 (CDT)
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I just did, what are the actionable items that I should attend to? TfoTalk to meListen to me. 00:04, 4 December 2008 (CST)
Sysop/Whatevers
Hope your move is going well. If you guys are still trying to set up the new sysop stuff, I figured I needed to tell you I'll be homeless and without internets in Europe until Dec. 14th. Thanks for the consideration once more. --EZRA 00:49, 3 November 2008 (CST)
This Month In Lulz: October
- Putin finally shuts down Limonka. dvaach raids b on and off for a week. They're still pissed off apparently.
- I'm pretty sure this thread was a troll. Hasn't been archived yet, but it was really well done.
0ttre 19:20, 3 November 2008 (CST)
Hear ya
Will write tomorrow. Talk page is prot'd due to faggotry (mine?? :D ) so will write hear insted. L8rz - Alliecat 22:36, 3 November 2008 (CST)
- How does she know when anything is edited? — Grawp 22:43, 3 November 2008 (CST)
RE: Zaiger420 & Maneaeve
Some fuckwit keeps going around self-inserting their stupid non-drama into DA articles in a misguided attempt to become internet famous. We've already excised that crap from several pages, looks like we missed that one.
»»What 23:42, 3 November 2008 (CST)
- My bad, didn't mean to confuse, I'm use to doing my thing here at 7am when no one is awake to care.
Zaiger_
(talk) 23:47, 3 November 2008 (CST)
- He's been doing a fuckton of work making DA pages suck less and thank whichever deity you subscribe to for that. As for escalating edit wars, this one's been brewing slowly since September or so, real under-the-radar stuff.
»»What 00:01, 4 November 2008 (CST)
Obama
Dear God the nigger won. Expect to see the national bird become the chicken and food the watermelon. Also, can you put Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe under the memes template? Preferably fleeting or solid, thanks. - 
The Conan Y SO SRS? 
23:12, 5 November 2008 (CST)
- I see. I've started to gain much more respect for the guy, I still would like McCain as president (with Palin probably), but I guess what's done is done. You won't know how I could contact Obama, would you (by email)? I'd like to recommend a dog for him that would be fucking awesome, not like one of those Golden Retrievers, those things piss me off so much. -
The Conan Y SO SRS? 
15:53, 7 November 2008 (CST)
- Oh yeah, could you add me to the trolls template? And POLITICS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. - The Conan Y SO SRS? 19:46, 8 November 2008 (CST)
Girly fist bump
Check it! ^__^ - Alliecat 02:31, 10 November 2008 (CST)
Aeverine Nieves
OldDirtyBtard,
We here at NO SIR GIFTS Venues Fantasy Television Marion, Indiana (WTOR CBS 41/WXXC INNCD 47) would like to extend a thank you for trying to help create the Aeverine Nieves article. I personally would like to say that this is not the Aeverine Nieves article that you saw a few months ago. A lot has changed, including a consensus with Encyclopedia Dramatcica. If you have any concerns, questions, or general comments, feel free to use the WTOR ED talk page.
- WTOR-FTV 21:46, 11 November 2008 (CST)
Oh Hai!
Is this lulz?
http://www.neuroboards.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=3a71da311815a3321ae45f8f3a8a62f5&topic=152.15
Tl;DR version;
Guy1 - I HEARD YOU HAD CP ON DESKTOB BELL! FULLY SICK MOIT.
Guy2 - I banged down her flaming backdoors mate, she was screaming like a hussy strapped
naked to a water horse
Wouters 07:46, 12 November 2008 (CST)
Rachel Maddow
I crated a Rachel Maddow article. Please nuke it or get someone to fix it if necessary. I also think it should be added to the Fox News template. --Cargirl 14:11, 28 November 2008 (CST)
Heads Up
I smell a vandal: User:Gertruda 1.
Here are the contribs of a previous User who has been banned (twice) before:
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MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 13:26, 30 November 2008 (CST)
- Yeah, I had an edit war with her earlier this week. She's a fucking lolwhale for sure, she's pissed over her picture in the ateaseweb article. - that shit is so cash 13:33, 30 November 2008 (CST)
RE: Templates
Eh, I've tried before:
I tried showing the atheism templates to WhiteMystery but the lazy bastard never got back to me. Up to you whether you think they're good or what.
--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 13:40, 30 November 2008 (CST)
Heads Up
It looks like you might be trying to make an article that already exists. The "Silly rabbit" meme-thing is basically what some people are calling buzzkilling. The article could use a rewrite as it is, but I just wanted to let you know before you try making a completely new article. ~ endedrural (talk) 23:28, 30 November 2009 (CDT)
Her-dark-prince
On the main space, could you drop Pain series or something of it's equal into the redirect, at least until if and when the user space article is ready. There is a link to it on some forum on DA and the article is getting like 50 views an hour out of it. I only ask because that link is inviting every 16 year girl and 13 year old boy to EDit this article. I think this is a worthy lolcow, but the efforts of making an article are going to be futile whilst trying to revert edits every 5 minutes. Oh and also IDIFTL. --Zaiger(talk) 02:52, 1 December 2008 (CST)
- No totally not ready. I have some data mining to do, so it's a good thing I called out of work today. DA has a way of raiding people in which someone posts a stupid entry in the forums and the regulars and such funnel out of the forums and onto their page and journals and leave utter devastation in their path, so this could take awhile (First I have to convince myself it's not a troll before I write anything though, The DA forums are notoriously easy to troll). Thank you for the redirect--Zaiger(talk)
11:22, 1 December 2008 (CST)
DA Czar
I'm gonna give it up. I'll still take care of the portal until a competent replacement is found, but I seriously need to get away from DA related shit for a while. The shit I've written like Emo Cutter Girl and TRON Guy are way better than any Da article I have written, plus dealing with Tartlets is giving me major USI and a horrible attitude that I am carrying over IRL. I usually talk to DCY about this shit, but he is on WB, so I figured I would tell you and see what you think. --Zaiger(talk) 15:12, 2 December 2008 (CST)
- That is def something that would be relevant to my interests. Let me know. --Zaiger(talk) 15:36, 2 December 2008 (CST)
- Sure thing, but your Email is shut off from your userpage. --Zaiger(talk) 15:47, 2 December 2008 (CST)
- Wow that was fast, I really appreciate it. Am I full Sysop or Deputy? Now I just have to figure out what all this stuff means, like why is there a red ! in front of everything on my watchlist? Also you didn't send me a note, but I see all the sysop options. Do I have to contact GV? --Zaiger(talk) 15:09, 3 December 2008 (CST)
--Zaiger(talk) 15:01, 3 December 2008 (CST)
*All I have is the old bantown IRC, what is the one in use now?--Zaiger(talk) nm I got it
15:17, 3 December 2008 (CST)
4chan bans
Someone posted a thread with some, I was lucky to get them in time before that faggot moot deleted them all (srsly, he didn't even bother to 404 the thread). I might start up a thread with them to get more, but I'm hoping I won't get banned myself, longest I got was a week for replying to a cp thread. - Constable Remington (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 16:55, 2 December 2008 (CST)
Anon users
This extension with the "account creation" trigger might help discourage these mutli-registering bots. There's other configs too. Justice101 20:59, 2 December 2008 (CST)
- No problem for the block, knew it was a misfire :.p Justice101 06:54, 4 December 2008 (CST)
Bump!
Yep. Got it. Let's get this sorted tonight or tomorrow, if poss. Need an addy from you. Can't talk right now ^__^ - Alliecat 21:50, 2 December 2008 (CST)
- You two get a room already
»»What 21:51, 2 December 2008 (CST)
Banhammer
OH SHI- When did I get this and what do I do with it??
14:31, 3 December 2008 (CST)
- Ok, how do I register on that site? I am trying but not see how to press butan, receive banhammer?
didn't work with chatzilla. how does I do it with mirc? I suc at irc.
15:25, 3 December 2008 (CST)- It keeps giving me error messages even with the old meme.
It says unable to connect to server.
15:51, 3 December 2008 (CST)WTF?!
Am I a sys0p? It keeps bringing up the option if I want to protect a page or not and ome other stuff. - Constable Remington (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 15:36, 3 December 2008 (CST)
but I'm confused about IRC. How does i download (I am an utter jackass when it comes to that shit)? - Constable Remington (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 15:51, 3 December 2008 (CST)
Thanks bro, also, how do I find out about newfags fucking ED up? I been wanting to wield the banhammer. - Constable Remington (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 16:00, 3 December 2008 (CST)
My email, eh?
You can e-mail me through ED's lovely e-mail function, if you want. I enabled it for myself so I could e-mail GV. Or do you need the address itself? HedgeJew 15:52, 3 December 2008 (CST)
- Sent. Getting on IRC (may be a bit more troublesome, as I need to get myself a new client. I had mIRC before on an older computer, but then it started to suck, and I can't download much on these goddamn college servers. I'll have to wait until I'm home for the holidays before I do that. HedgeJew 16:03, 3 December 2008 (CST)
Deviantart
I've been talking to Zaiger420 about it and I've been thinking - should we abandon DA for a while? There have been so many articles about them that they're getting very boring. Compare a new article (Raniko) to an older one (Firedarkdragon). Raniko is dry and dull.
Anyways the reason I've asked it is because I'm wondering - should we leave some special message on the DA Portal? Something along the lines of: To all newfag tartlet EDitors: We do not want any more of your teenaged e-drama shitting up Encyclopedia Dramatica. Go cry to the DA mods.
I've also left a message on Zaiger420's talkpage.
--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 20:26, 3 December 2008 (CST)
Well
It is all at ED:SYSOP. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 00:09, 4 December 2008 (CST)
Upload
Yeah, I got it.
BAT
Nah but I've heard a lot of people say that they really wanted him back on ED (Like the comment you saw below). What did he get permabanned for anyway? Crazyconan Wanna chat? 15:24, 4 December 2008 (CST)
OJ Page
Eh man, I just added the YouTube of Fred Goldman getting trolled on the courthouse steps.User:SandWiggaSandWigga 19:25, 5 December 2008 (CST)
Herro
How do I shot Colloquy for IRC? Their help website was shit. 
Chunkmunky 00:20, 6 December 2008 (CST)
- I get the first two parts then I get an error message from anonymuncule.irc saying Im permanently banned (no reason). I tried putting /join etc in the console and nothing happened. :/
Chunkmunky 23:19, 6 December 2008 (CST)
User talk faggotry
Sorry bout that ;) Crazyconan Wanna chat? 
10:34, 7 December 2008 (CST)
Lulzcast
I just recently read the article on this, is this still available on iTunes? I wish we could revive this, it could really help spread the message of ED, and it just sounds really funny. I kinda wish I was an oldfag right now, even being a sys0p I really only got into ED in December or last January. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 21:01, 7 December 2008 (CST)
- Okay, I'll get on soon, it's just been a little screwy for me lately. Also on weekdays I'll be on a bit less than usual, but I'll always be happy to use my powers. I can't wait for this to come back (one more thing, I will not be on ED most likely between December 19th - January 4th, going to Ohio and stuff and my laptop is a piece of shit, fucking Antivirus 2009). Crazyconan Wanna chat?
18:24, 8 December 2008 (CST)
- Oh yeah, it's like Stophomophobianow or some shit, but that vid's where I first heard about it. I recently created an article about this bitch, which I'm sure you'll find interesting knowing a fellow btard. If you can please add some more facts about because I'm a bit dry at this point, it would be greatly appreciated. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 21:29, 8 December 2008 (CST)
- Same here, whenever I do post in it or something I'm just getting some pics, but NEVER start a thread with it. Also, I'm making a Rod Blagojevich article, the fag fucked up my state and now he got b& from governor position. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 15:22, 9 December 2008 (CST)
From KH with a banhammer
If you could, please to be blocking whatever IP range contains the following:
- 59.95.96.122
- 59.95.96.152
- 59.95.99.97
- 59.95.112.6
- 59.95.98.172
- 59.95.99.8
- 59.95.106.236
I'd do it but I don't trust myself banning ranges, I could accidentally block all of the UK or something.
»»What 00:51, 9 December 2008 (CST)
- Ban this --> 59.95.96.0/19 - that will cover all of the above and only take out about 8,000+ addresses ^__^ - Alliecat 15:28, 9 December 2008 (CST)
- Umm, and here's what the Wikipedos use to calculate that stuff. Guess you can use it too - Alliecat 15:36, 9 December 2008 (CST)
- I'd already blocked 59.95.0.0/16 earlier, but ED somehow didn't database sort right and nobody noticed. Is 59.95.96.0/19 better, though? Ritegroic 18:35, 9 December 2008 (CST)
- Kinda. There's not as much "damage" as a full /16 range block, which would take out about 65,000+ addresses. Less collateral damage & the addresses above are all in a /19 range. Check out Classless Inter-Domain Routing for all that really important stuff - Alliecat 19:05, 9 December 2008 (CST)
- I'd already blocked 59.95.0.0/16 earlier, but ED somehow didn't database sort right and nobody noticed. Is 59.95.96.0/19 better, though? Ritegroic 18:35, 9 December 2008 (CST)
- Umm, and here's what the Wikipedos use to calculate that stuff. Guess you can use it too - Alliecat 15:36, 9 December 2008 (CST)
RE:Frankencat
MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 16:52, 10 December 2008 (CST)HAI2U
Srry mang, only here to set you guys up with another year of POTN :((.--Quit
or I'll use these your whining 23:36, 10 December 2008 (CST)
- I'm always lurking, and my allegiance will always be to ED --Quit
or I'll use these your whining 23:59, 10 December 2008 (CST)
You dying, ODB?
What's this about? Have you finally fucked up your liver irrepairably and are coming to your terminal death?--Get Fucked, Cunt 07:37, 11 December 2008 (CST)
- You're a braver man than I.--Get Fucked, Cunt 12:24, 11 December 2008 (CST)
The day /b/ cried
Not really sure what you're talking about. To what cat pic/video/story are you referring? I searched 4chanarchive, but didn't come up with anything relevant. ~ endedrural (talk) 19:44, 11 December 2009 (CDT)
Rod Blagojevich
I made an article on him finally, and goddammit I was laughing hard when I read it to myself. I think we should probably change it to AotN for December 12th because of the recent circumstances surrounding him now. I'm an Illinoisfag and I feel I did a little justice in writing this. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 23:19, 11 December 2008 (CST)
- Thanks! I wasn't sure before on how it would turn out, but given my dislike for the idiot since 2002 I felt that I kind of had an obligation to write the article on the most fail governor of all time (god my state sucks, if I ever get into politics, I'm moving to Wisconsin). Crazyconan Wanna chat? 08:50, 12 December 2008 (CST)
- He also told his mother that he would never take bribes and would stick to good values, but I guess that's Rod for you. I'll try to find it and other shit, this is really getting funny. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 11:40, 12 December 2008 (CST)
- Oh, I thought you meant literally swearing on their graves, he would do something like that. Well anyways, here's my brief review of Rod's performance as governor:
Crazyconan Wanna chat? 11:47, 12 December 2008 (CST)
Re: Flushing
- Yeah that's why I didn't flush it to begin with. Tbh though, I don't think another kid no one gives a shit about dying is very lulzy or noteworthy. --Zaiger(talk) 16:00, 12 December 2008 (CST)
AOTN for tomorrow
The spacing is a little off to me but i was not sure if that is how you want it. So I did not touch it. let me know. or not whatever :oP Penni-piper (wha?)
22:42, 12 December 2008 (CST)
aotn
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- That's alright, monday would be best for it anyway, I've been hearing about the raid for some time now and I think it's great those bastards are getting it, though we may not support this kind of shit it is truly for a greater cause. Thanks for notifying me about it. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 14:30, 13 December 2008 (CST)
- What do you mean (Weev does fucking rule)? Crazyconan Wanna chat? 14:39, 13 December 2008 (CST)
- Oh, well then I guess we should keep it secret but still post on /b/ then, eh? Nothing of value would be lost if /b/ went down anyway. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 15:19, 13 December 2008 (CST)
- I noticed that, the fucker got what he deserved. Could you give me a link to the IRC channel? Crazyconan Wanna chat? 15:26, 13 December 2008 (CST)
- Fuck, now /b/'s gotten raided by Raidchan (of course) and lux0r. It was wise of weev to keep us out of this, it's not looking good. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 16:56, 13 December 2008 (CST)
Covini C6W
Just made this, this has to be the most fucking awesome car ever. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 18:07, 13 December 2008 (CST)
New larping motivators
They are lol. - Serious Cat 12:21, 14 December 2008 (CST)
Fixer and Friends
- This guy really hates me.--Zaiger(talk) 17:16, 15 December 2008 (CST)
- Holy shit! Well this guy is probably going to be at it all night. I'll be on for a couple hours, but I have to be in work at 5am EST, so I go to bed early. Keep an eye out for me plz.--Zaiger(talk) 17:26, 15 December 2008 (CST)
ByAppointmentTo
Some edit war, wasn't it? --FuckYou-12334 ( Talk · Contribs) 
19:10, 15 December 2008 (CST)
- Did you ban them? --FuckYou-12334 ( Talk · Contribs)
19:11, 15 December 2008 (CST)
ByAppointmentTo
Is it safe enough for you to unblock it :) --FuckYou-12334 ( Talk · Contribs) 19:33, 15 December 2008 (CST)
Y SO STALK
Are you stalking me? 3 seconds after I edit an article you contact me lol, anyways, yeah it wasn't me, just moved, had no net for a week. I'm on ED IRC now though Weedbag 20:42, 15 December 2008 (CST)
- Mudcrips 4 lyfe, but what uploads? Weedbag 20:51, 15 December 2008 (CST)
- Like I said, mudcrips 4 lyfe lol Weedbag 21:50, 15 December 2008 (CST)
Hi!
Yep, I didn't see Sandalgate. I'll play with it a little now. Ciao! --
| »⇔«¿ 22:52, 15 December 2008 (CST)
Raidchan faggotry
Sorry, I saw it, but didn't grab any screencaps. I'll ask around, though.
Also, you use Opera, don't you? I've recently started using it since Firefox doesn't render correctly with this new program I've installed on my computer. I noticed that barely any of the blinkies on site work with Opera. It seems that only those with tags work, while those withBlowjorb
Again, give me your dox and I will send you a pocket pussy or a hooker or something <3, along with a surprise.
14:02, 18 December 2008 (CST)Anontalk raid
Is it alright to start a section on the recent raid on the site? Crazyconan Wanna chat? 17:03, 18 December 2008 (CST)
- I know what you mean, right after that I was so happy with how /b/ had changed. Now there's sum moar cancer to cure (like people now posing as admins of Barack Obama and spamming every thread). I think I have some screencaps saved, I'll have to check my picture files though. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 17:14, 18 December 2008 (CST)
- Here, I found one of mine, it was already in demotivator form:
Crazyconan Wanna chat? 19:35, 18 December 2008 (CST)
Command Page
Hey, when you use that particular combination of parameters, the bot will undo every change it has ever done to the site, including deleting pages and images. If somebody fucked up a command and trashed a bunch of pages, they're going to need to fix it by hand. That's why I've given repeat warnings on the admins list about asking for help with using the bot. WM 18:09, 18 December 2008 (CST)
- I had no idea that it COULD delete images. I don't remember programming it to do that. I'll put another flag on the rollback plus command in case we want it to erase a dump of CP or something like that. WM 18:16, 18 December 2008 (CST)
- Ah, I think what he was looking for was:
REPLACE <Link>Paypal</Link> WITH <Value>[[PayPal]]</Value>
The bot would have made the correct changes and then gone through and fixed any double redirects on the next maintenance cycle. I promise I'll get on IRC again someday. Perhaps this weekend. I'm fucking sick right now and noticed the bot problems when I took a break from puking to check my email. WM 18:30, 18 December 2008 (CST)
Just to clarify what I did...
My original command was:
REPLACE <Link>paypal</Link> WITH <Value>PayPal</Value>
Then I went:
REPLACE <Link>PayPal</Link> WITH <Value>[[PayPal]]</Value>
That's when it went bung. Sorry guys! Will punch in new command. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 18:42, 18 December 2008 (CST)
Girly fist bump
'sup? Any news for me? - Alliecat 00:51, 19 December 2008 (CST)
- Dunno. I don't think so, but it wouldn't surprise me - Alliecat 15:15, 19 December 2008 (CST)
Newfag Sysop Service Announcement
O HAY ODB, I recently flushed 3 images that dealt with the Sarah Flaviano article but only due to suspect CP. I MS painted some clothes on her, uploaded those images, and flushed the CP. Is that considered proper flushing of images?
15:59, 19 December 2008 (CST)- Nope, its called 1.) right click, copy image. 2.) Open MS paint. 3.) Shoop directly over CP thats not yet saved to hard drive. 4.)Save 5.)Reupload over previous CP on ED. 6.) ???? 7.) Profit!
- Lulz how am I a pedo if I didn't save it to my hard drive? The fact that I
fapped before shoopingdid the right thing and shooped blindfolded does not make me a pedo. Also, cocks.
- Lulz how am I a pedo if I didn't save it to my hard drive? The fact that I
Oh No You Didn't
Do you still have the images the MysteryBot nuked on his rampage. Turns out we can't restore images and they were gone from the Google cache too. --lateral |talk| 18:11, 19 December 2008 (CST)
mommy hates me
sorry that is me. I was testing to see what you can do wrongPenni-piper (wha?) 12:59, 21 December 2008 (CST)
Chat Palace (CP lawl)
When I went through it I just saw a horrific mess, it's in need of at least 10 {{crap}} tags. But I get what you said. 
(talk) 20:59, 22 December 2008 (CST)
Arguecat Weight Loss Challenge
You asked "WTF is this crap", so here's your answer, if you care (and if you didn't care to actually read the thing).
- Arguecat3 posted pix of herself, revealing that she was a bit on the heavy side.
- Other people cried "DO NOT WANT" and "MAN THE HARPOONS"
- People posted pix of themselves with pieces of paper that said "Arguecat is fat" or something to that end.
- ????
- EPIC FAILURE.
That's what that crap was. Feel free to act on this information or completely disregard it. HedgeJew 15:44, 23 December 2008 (CST)
Atlus
I was just messing with SScash. I know of his Skilz Penni-piper (wha?) 00:00, 24 December 2008 (CST)
Y Hallo Thar
<3VandalFucker 10:41, 24 December 2008 (CST)
Sup ODB?
Merry Christmas to ya, Paul. Also, see my gift to you all at the bottom of the TJC.--Powerhouse 20:50, 24 December 2008 (CST)
- See, in French they have tu et vous, but in English only you and you. Hence the evolution of y'all. Seriously, that's one thing in desperate need of fucking change.--Powerhouse 21:45, 24 December 2008 (CST)
