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[edit] Didn't know who to ask

Sorry for posting this here, I just didn't know who else to ask when I saw your name at the top of the screen. I don't know if you have anything to do with this whole anon thing, but I saw your name and figured you're a good bet for getting this photo on to the ED- project chanology page. This photo or links or something probably should go up there:

http://csclub.uwaterloo.ca/~qxi/ottawalulz/index.php?title=Image:OttawaSun_Feb_10th.jpg

I doubt you'll want to document all of Ottawa's actions from feb 10th, but in case you decide you want to, its all here:

http://csclub.uwaterloo.ca/~qxi/ottawalulz/index.php?title=Feb_10th_Protests_In_Pictures_%26_Video

www.ottawalulz.com

]Again, sorry to ask this of you, I just don't know anyone who is able to put stuff on the chanology page. —The preceding comment was added by Faglaundry, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Um I have a computer I am getting rid of do you want it?

It's a PowerBook G4, it's not a MacBook Air but it works.

What do I get out of it?

—The preceding comment was added by Uhhwoot, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Hey bizzle remember me?

I'm that kid you helped out when his school almost expelled him for posting stuff about some girls. Any chance of taking back credit of the contribs I made? If not dats kool. Are you still taking donations?

User:TumbleDry


[edit] OH MY GOD R U OKAY!?!!??

Sorry to hear about your machine. Thanks for the note; I was afraid you'd been taken hostage too. No worries. I'll see what I can get done on my own and let you clean up my newfaggotry. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 20:01, 29 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] excelenté!

米 rice! I am very well-pleased by this project. I think it may actually be a significant turning point in IRL history, which is pretty astonishing. And NOT just cuz TOW has an article. I'll change out my link to the ED page. Plus I've got to re-do the all the lynx on my posters!

Are things good with U? I seen (seed?) some of your writings here & there during the course of these adventures. Hope you are well! See ya 'round! --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 21:38, 29 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] thx

also, hello friend :) Robert De Niro * Talk *

[edit] I'm glad it was just the advile!

whew! But yes, ChurchAnon will be good! I was just sayin' on the ProChan page. Make sure there is something about psilocybin rituals and lots of religious holidays! --Image:Schwarzesonne.gif| »⇔«¿ 00:20, 30 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Rawr

Glad to see you back in action! How have things been? White•Mystery

  • Hey, just saw you on and wanted to link you to User:WhiteMystery/memelist. If you get a chance, was hoping for your opinion on the discussion up top and the breakdown of memes so we can test out the new template soon. White•Mystery

[edit] Lock racial oriented pages

I suggest this only because newfags may kill the lulz. Bring back an earlier version of the nigger page the new one has less lulz and I dont want smugfag to be called a nigga but a nigger! --Dscientist 05:41, 30 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] WTF?

Mudkips is weird shit. Eibmoz 19:04, 30 January 2008 (CST)

Heh. Eibmoz 00:32, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Cool Thx

great that shit was way getting out of hand ... xenutv guy was just on the RAiDio talking about chanology - some station 98.2 fm - apparently they have billbords and shit. the best bits are here and his blog has the full 90 minute show... pretty funny (and serious)... ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 19:22, 30 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] IRL PROTEST

i cannot get a decent TOC on that page - when i added the gallery the TOC that was there before - totally filled the page over the DYK and videos etc ... fixed it as best i could by moving it ... but it still fills the page....dont know how to make it 50% or something

22:34, 30 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Maybe something should be added regarding confirmed goups

  • i dont know the solution...
  • just found this on goons thread

Image:WarningCos.jpg Image:WarningCosMoar.jpg ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 09:09, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] HEY!

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?

I HAVE PICS, TOO ;-)


--NeoLobster 14:56, 31 January 2008 (CST)


[edit] EFG

from irc ppl seem rly keen for evryone to be masked - i thinks it bad idea

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 17:59, 31 January 2008 (CST)

hmm... srs hidden then i guess.... i listened to wise beard man too much and perhaps unreasonably underestimate what will happen... my theory is they will simply shut shop for the day ... lacking drama theory

EDIT : also ECONOMIST!

EDit2: they DID stop "Fair Game" - "Fair Game" is NOT "Fair Game" if they DONT CALL IT "Fair Game" - amirite?

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 19:37, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Re:Invisibility

More comming. Kvn8907 09:33, 1 February 2008 (CST)

And I am a stranger to love.

[edit] Mac Donations

You taking donations for the mac? I'll contribute. --Cokesquirrel 18:47, 1 February 2008 (CST)

lol wut.. outstanding to know that offering a donation may result in hawt hetero ball sucking, which makes the fact i'm neither a poofter or furfag (I should have picked a better user name) all the moar tragic. --Cokesquirrel 09:03, 2 February 2008 (CST)

NOOOO!!!!! He killed the coke badger. That clip was too many things to describe, but it will get watched many moar times. My mom is from North Wales and I had relatives in London and Liverpool and used to spend a lot of time there. I had forgotten about all the slang; being in blackpool and between that and the heavy accents not understanding 1/2 of what was said. I wanted to ask you moar about the Pete Tong movie, but wasn't sure if anything posted was supposed to be site related. --Cokesquirrel 19:50, 3 February 2008 (CST)


Ordered Pete Tong, off ebay, even if I hate it, it'll be worth it just to hear the bad speed in a can line

[edit] From User talk:Eppigy

A user on ED is actually also part of the wiki "Phil's World," and they're after the article on them, as well as other articles. I'd appreciate if you'd check the IP, the contributions, the User, and Banhammer the Asspie. The User is Dracula, and I think the User EJB is also a puppet. Joeker 06:06, 12 January 2008 (CST)

I ain't a member of that website. Joeker is unfunny and doesn't understand the lulz. Who's EJB? Dracula 14:55, 12 January 2008 (CST)
Check Dracula's contributions, he's pissing and moaning about the same people Phil's World does, for the same reasons. The biggest contributions he's made have been about people that the Phil's world site is enemies with, like Sadhe Sati and John Best, and the article on Phil's World which has made Dracula butthurt, and trying to delete the article to destroy potential lulz. He's a butthurt failure trying to rape ED with serious business. Banhammer before the cancer spreads. Joeker 15:58, 12 January 2008 (CST)
Fuck off, wanker! I contribute lulz! I helped the article on Sadhe cause it needed updating. John Best Junior's blog is over flowing with drama so it deserves a spot here. So where are the articles on the other enemies? You want me to suffer the banhammer because you suffered butthurt just because I gave you pain for the lulz on your user page. Unfunny piece of shit. Buy a dog! Go home to mummy! Dracula 19:47, 12 January 2008 (CST)
Dracula's overdue for his ban. Joeker 19:13, 3 February 2008 (CST)
He has returned! Banhammer for faggotry in that he doesn't know sarcasm when he fucking sees it. This is getting better and better! Someone do an article! Grab his blog here and experience the biggest lollercoaster ever! Dracula 02:34, 4 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Escalation

ODB - could be that Joeker is unfunny to the extent that he needs the banhammer. The kid is clearly butthurt by what I've done to his talk page and his user page. He's taken my user page literally and wants me to suffer the banhammer! See the butthurt? I reckon he doesn't belong on ED but then I'm not a decision maker here! Your call.

I also put his name on the to be created page for the lulz. Dracula 02:48, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Shit, all he's done is add two articles - one of which was raped as unfunny (Trigun) and the other, although it has been improved by others like Dragonspawn was created due to butthurt. I reckon rape him, but you might think differently. Can we turn this into lulz without shit kicking him out? Dracula 02:48, 4 February 2008 (CST)

Good thinking bringing some of the lulz to here! I'll let you know if any more has appeared while Colbert has your undivided attention (heh!) Dracula 20:49, 4 February 2008 (CST)
I just removed Pain, and he started bitching at me. Not my fault if I edit my User Page. I just want the vampire to fuck off. I just want to make edits and contribute what I can to ED. If anyone cares enough to make an article on me, they will. It's not my call.
Besides, Phil's World declared ED enemies. It was also the source of Flardox, blanking attempts, and Flardox's petition, all sources of Drama and Lulz. If Dracula will leave me alone, I'll leave him alone. It's a waste of our time, and our edits. Joeker 16:05, 10 February 2008 (CST)

Hey. I was bored and I know you're busy IRL so I replied to both of them on their talk pages about working out some kind of compromise. White•Mystery

[edit] Ass Tattoo

You're the only person who I figured might know the answer to this around here. Hypothetically speaking, how much does a tattoo on the ass hurt? Hearties <3 White•Mystery

  • I jokingly said on IRC that I wanted to get the ED logo tattooed on my ass so I could wear assless pants at lulzcon. Depending on when lulzcon is I may be on site at an event and not able to make it, but after thinking a bit I realized that I would actually like to do it regardless. Right now it's a toss up between that and getting either my belly button or nipple pierced to reward myself for sticking to my diet. White•Mystery
  • Thank you very much :) And good luck getting things sorted out between Joeker and Dracula. That will take some tough love. White•Mystery
  • I'm e-mailing you my response. <3 White•Mystery

[edit] MOAR Boobs

I'm on it now. ;) -pixel

breast implants

ETA: This is where you add to it LOL

[edit] Tough Love

No worries - I spoke with them right after I left you the message. Joeker hasn't yet responded. Dracula at first wasn't too keen on the idea of keeping things civil, but agreed after our discussion. I think things are OK, but we won't really know until/if Joeker comes back on site.

Got a neat toy coming some time tonight or tomorrow. Been working with ajt on an ED Firefox Extension that allows remote image uploads.

White•Mystery

  • Krade had some ideas on getting that working, you might want to ask him. If he can't get it, that might be my next project after these extensions. White•Mystery

[edit] jewtubes

odb ! in jewtubes! with smart glasses!

its more likely than you think

ps. <3

also popups are nasty!!! LOL

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 14:59, 12 February 2008 (CST)

  • i umm'd and ahh'd about going to London for weeks. at the last minute i decided to man ED as news came through for various reasons and its interesting to have watch all the politics of anon and the chans develop and how this is all progressing. but i'll leave that kinda discussion for IM / IRC. Really glad to see you were heavily involved .. i assume you have LA Raid montage?

This is a hilarious epic troll

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:02, 12 February 2008 (CST)

  • if that kinda of drama had been suggested i would def had gone LOL
  • i love how 4chan <3'd the london raid the most. ZOMG looked like 200 hoodies LOL  !!!!

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 16:16, 12 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Dear Man of Many email addy's

which is the one that you are mostly in - pie times two?

its nothing urgent


◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 23:15, 12 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Please rape

Please rape Creator and Usuckballz. SuperMonkeyMan 12:36, 14 February 2008 (CST)

Thanks! SuperMonkeyMan 12:49, 14 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Harro

ODB, was hoping to get a second opinion on Blackreign's changes to Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed. Based on watching RC for the past few days, he's been removing a shit ton of stuff. I'd understand if he was killing links to existing articles, but his only edits that I see coming up are removing things. Granted, some of the things on the list are pointless to have, but some seem pretty decent. White•Mystery

[edit] <3

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Weatherman 14:41, 14 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Oldchan/oldfag(s)

Hey, I know you like oldchan however can I use the "oldfag" redirect to possibly make a new article on the original anon/oldfags? The war between old and new anon is heating up in this post-COS raid tiem and It could make for a decent article (instead of just adding a blurb in the cancer that is killing /b/). I have pretty much the whole article thought up and all i need to do is type it. --Jawsome OMG LENSFLARE! 13:59, 16 February 2008 (CST)


[edit] needed problems

Yea trying to add suggestions remove old stuff that was so out of date IE : peoples myspaces taken down or Art galleries deleted, trying to do up some good articles but lets say the one I try to work on goes into the dustbin.

Image:ALEXA-XENU-COS.jpg

[edit] Final Meme List

Hey ODB. Jasper finished digging through the list of memes and came up with:

User:WhiteMystery/memelist

Wanted to get your final approval before having the new template go live with this breakdown. White•Mystery

  • Hey, saw your notice on the TJC about the chanology wikis. Lord knows I don't have enough time to be a regular contributor, but they are more than welcome to use any of the code, templates, whatever that I've done for ED. Basically, if you happen to encounter anything that might be in my area of expertise, just holler. White•Mystery

Hey man, what news from the front? Can you take a look at the not a meme section of the new template and then take appropriate action (or holler at me an' I'll do it)? - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 17:00, 22 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Kosovo article

Just asking- why did you baleet the Kosovo article? I think you saw it in a bad version when it got vandalized by Senevene. Before his lame kosovo ass kissing edit, it was quite good id say.

  • Okay. I thought like this; ah damn ED is full of similar shit like this, so i'll give it a try to make it a good one. But like the most of this content, it becomes a monumental heap of butthurt after 2-3 days. Like the Sweden article for some time ago (check out the history; it was a big flamewar. Now it is quite read-worthy. Well not 100% of it but pretty much.

TL;DR: I think Kosovo deserves a new chance after the emotions cooled down a bit.

--Fragbag 17:31, 22 February 2008 (CST)


Seconding

Hey, man. I also want to ask why you deleted the Kosovo article. We put a lot of effort into it, and it's not any less related than, say, the Tori Amos article. Senevene trolled it, but it is obvious that he was majorly butthurt and only created the username in order change it for the worse. Also, wtf is up with "Congrats on trolling the fuck out of the Sebs"? What Serbs? Neither of the editors have, to my knowledge, been Serbs. I would really like it if you put it back, since I think it could be a great article.

  • That's cool. I think you will find it isn't.
  • Hallo thar. It's been a while since you deleted and redirected our Kosovo article. Please consider giving it back to us in its original, non-fail format, because I'd hate to see a good article come to waste like that.
  • Thanks for giving us the article back! We'll fix it so that it has more Internet relevance. One problem, though: since it's impossible to edit it, that might be kind of hard. if you could fix that as well it would be awesome. Many jew golds to you.

--User talk:Invincible

[edit] Djna

Hey, guy named Djna says you gave him permission to remove all links from his article on IRC. Wanted to confirm this with you as he's got a history of removing stuff, gave the wrong e-mail address for me to check with you, and also claims I hacked his e-mail account so I'm a little skeptical. White•Mystery

[edit] Project Chanology

Read the project chanology page and wanted to offer my assistance. My sysop and wikimedia skills are nonexistent , but if there are other aspects I can help with, let me know.

I ordered the It's All Gone Pete Tong dvd from ebay , do you need a copy of it? By the way, I can't believe you really think something bad will happen just by saying the name Candlej............ --Cokesquirrel 03:06, 25 February 2008 (CST)

FUCK YEAH!!!
I saw what you did with the Marcab Confederacy article.
Keep up the good work!

Chunkmunky 19:51, 25 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] HAY

Who here is a wikifag? As in Wikipedia culture; WP:NPV and all that bullshit. I need inside input ASAP. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 19:58, 25 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Walmart, etc.

Understood. I still think the quality of the article is terrible and all that Zombocom stuff makes no sense. Do they have any decent writers that can clean it up a bit? They were being dicks about people fixing it up earlier - if they'll let up a little I'm happy to clean it up myself if you can point out what is and isn't important. White•Mystery White•Mystery

  • Cool. I'm happy to help however I can. While I think that I'm fairly shitty at writing original articles, I'm fine with rewriting something after someone else has all the ideas down. Also, I think the Frank article is great. A bunch of us in IRC were having a lot of laughs over the article and the recording whatever night it was posted. It might be good in the future for something like this for them (or you, so it's legitimate) to give the rest of us a heads up on what's happening RE brining a new group or new set of content here. Most people that ran into that article today weren't very pleased with it (good folks like Jasper) and that could have been avoided if we'd known this was a big work in progress and part of a bigger project. White•Mystery

[edit] Apologies for the Accidental Blanking

Apologies for the Accidental Blanking. All I tried to do was move a thumbnail that was covering up text. I had no idea that much of the article had been lost before you alerted me. Please accept my sincere apologies, Im just a newfag.

For future reference, how do I make a note in the edit history detailing my change?

Apologies for the mistake, and your help in restoring the article is much appreciated.

Chemostat 11:52, 28 February 2008 (CST)

  • Thanks, and Sorry for the trouble.

Chemostat 12:04, 28 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] wants it

hey was checking manweather@yahoo.com mail and came across a note were AJT wrote ED would be "done at the end of the month" - guessing that was a joke (obviously?).

a few days back, used a proxy while on ED IRC and now i am banned. so trying to fix that that. anyway - i require food Weatherman 14:23, 28 February 2008 (CST)

that's cool because that fucker (you know who) uses proxy shit all the time to cover his tracks Weatherman 19:11, 28 February 2008 (CST) but doesn't everyone =)

[edit] A+ Newbie Summary

Hey, some of the folks on IRC thought tomorrow's A+ Newbie Summary was too much ass kissing. I want the tone to be clearly appreciative, but not overly sappy. Was hoping to get a second opinion from you. Here's the link: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/March 1, 2008. Thanks ODB! White•Mystery

  • Would you mind spicing it up a bit then? I hardly know the guy and wouldn't know what to say. White•Mystery

[edit] A Request

Hey OldDirtyBtard,

Ok, so I was browsing around and found my wife's page on ED. I don't have a problem with her having a page on ED, cause hey it happens. What I am asking is the link to my father's myspace be removed from the page. My father has nothing to do with any of the drama that is outlined in my wife's ED and really has nothing to do with any of this. My father deals a lot with his reputation and truthfully it doesn't need to be posted. The ED page in question is http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rx_suicide.

If you have any questions or feel like discussing this at any length, please feel free to contact me.

Thank you for your time.

  • I saw this while I was watching Recent Changes. I'll remove it for now since he seems like a decent guy. White•Mystery
    • Thank you very much. One last thing, would it be possible to have my wife's last name removed from the page as well. We don't care about the first name, but we would appreciate the last name being removed.
      Image:Gtfomyinternet.jpgThis colostomy bag was BANNED for ED is not your personal army.
      You can help by learning from their mistakes.
      Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.

[edit] AOTN Dates and Chanology Stuff

Hey, I'm going through and doing this month's AOTNs. I see you put Marcab confederacy on the 13th, so it will run on the 13th and 14th. Do you want me to schedule the ides of march for the 15th and 16th or would it be better to have Marcab on the 12th and 13th and ides on the 14th and 15th? Let me know and I'll take care of it, I'm trying to get all of March done tonight anyway. White•Mystery

Beware the Ides of MarchTom Complex 09:48, 1 March 2008 (CST)

  • Haha yes, it was my idea, but not under the best of conditions. I came up with it about a month ago when we were totally out of AOTNs and nobody would answer my questions on adding new ones. I was doing anything I could to fill AOTN space and that seemed like an easy 12 days of the year down. People seemed to appreciate it last month as a way of recognizing a good user, but I understand it doesn't fit in with the general mood of ED. On the scheduling, I'll leave it the way you have it since I understand lack of attention span can be an issue. I'll do it as 13th and 14th - Marcab and 15th and 16th - Ides and we can extend past the 16th on Ides if it gets super big like the Project Chanology coverage did. Would you like anything else queued up before (have 4 days free before) or after that would be related? White•Mystery
  • I'm actually unfortunately ED'ing from my cell phone. I'll be around a bit later tonight if we want to touch base on the AOTNs. I'll hold off scheduling any until we chat. I don't recall exactly how I became the one to do them, but I don't mind since there's no code stuff going on right now! White•Mystery
  • Here's what I got - let me know if you want anything swapped:
10 - HorseNews - Because I'm a faggot
11, 12 - Gas Mask Girl
13, 14 - Marcab Confederacy
15, 16 - Ides of March
I'll hold off doing anything for the 17th until we see if we need a third day of Ides coverage. White•Mystery
  • Here's the two AOTN placeholders set up. Currently there are not many images on the page so I picked the best looking one. I'll post this on Zeno's talk page since he might be doing the up to date coverage again.
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/March 15, 2008
Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/March 16, 2008
White•Mystery

[edit] MACS ARE FOR FAGGOTS.

Macs are for faggots, desu. --IBAN 13:27, 1 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] I lol'd.

I play COD4, Orange Box(Portals, TF2, Etc), GTA:SA, Half Life FINE on Vista on top graphics and everything. I'd never switch to a fucking Mac and be only compatible for half the Internet. People design for Windows and Apple struggles in the background as they attempt to make their machines just a notch more up to date than Netscape.--IBAN 15:08, 1 March 2008 (CST)

  • LOL you are a jackass. Half compatible with the internet?! LOL The web developers design around a set protocol and standard agreed upon by a committee/group. Microsoft fucks up and strays from these standards exerting its influence to try to change them. But they fail. Massively. Like Vista-fail. make their machines just a notch more up to date than Netscape *facepalm* Netscape doesnt make computers, dumbfuck. And Safari has around the same percentage of sites being properly rendered as Firefox. Oh and dumbshit 9 times out of 10 it is the web designers fault when a site is coming up wrong. fucktard. Go back to bed Bill. Wiseblood 18:07, 1 March 2008 (CST)
    • congratulations, you've been trolled, faggot. 2tt 19:45, 1 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] I'm a mac fag

What do you need? --omnomnom 19:51, 1 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] I r Macfag.

Yes.

I WAZ SAVIN' THAT ONION 21:29, 3 March 2008 (CST) (I forgot about signing, faggots.)

[edit] lol macfaggotry

I could set this up as a Mac OS X86 10.4.4 if necessary. Just need to burn the DVD. Lemme know ||| LOL HI IM AHANIX plz talk 2 me ||| 15:12, 2 March 2008 (CST)

  • Oh. Connection as in purchasing, not connection as in internets. Try buying one with a broken screen off eBay and a replacement screen.
  • Yeah, wish I could toss some cash your way, but I make $6.61 an hour, and tomorrow I'm getting bitch-slapped with a $2900 bill to replace the transmission in my car. I'm broke sucka.
    • I can sell you a used G4 powermac for $300 plus whatevr the shipping. I can even throw in a monitor. —The preceding comment was added by DrShoggoth, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] lol nigeria

hello good sirs, i am come into possession of 200,000 mac laptops, held in a bank account in lagos, that needs simply your cooperation to bring out of this country which has wars made something quite confusing. my son he comes to study he will be in there three times a week do not worry he is good student please send the cost for two months of lessons three times a week and he will deliver this laptop to you which was left by mumumbu in a bank account needing your assistance to operate quickly, have you any questions you will kindly find a check enclosed to you by your required amount, with your personal information kindly enclosed, bring you this simply to lagos where you will find that your cooperation brings quickly a great ????? profit. yours, obiwan kannobitu Smokecrackintomordor 16:20, 2 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Proof

I always take these offers as srys since the srys Western Oriental Gentleman will always provide srys proof that his aim is tru(ish).

WIN=WIN --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyBtardImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif • WUT? 23:34, 2 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] discount...

you can get a /student/ discount if you call into the apple store, say you're a student, and give them a convincing school name. they do not verify this at all.

also, be sure to get applecare at some point and don't let them sell you a customized mac, customize it yourself. it makes exchanging it more difficult if it's defective. Leam 04:31, 3 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Galleries being deleted

2 galleries were recently removed - at Prem Rawat and at Jossi. Can you please chip in your 2 cents at Talk:Jossi#Gallery? I am • McLovin! 07:59, 3 March 2008 (CST)

K. I am • McLovin! 11:51, 3 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] macfags and tightfists

if nothing else comes of your site notice... seeing that new spec models have juts been released... the refurbs will be dirt cheap... alteratively... if you know an an academic... (better a phd than a undergrad) they give out academic reductions real easy... like if your CC says DR on it. no academic forms or anything... the price is basically 15% off and the applecare package is 25% of the price (75% reduction)... --- just letting yu know


◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 10:44, 3 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Anonidate

Hey man, your idea of a /b/tard dating site isn't so far fetched. I was looking around for /ecchi/ boards on Overchan and stumbled on AnoniDate. Also, MysteryBot say hi. White•Mystery

[edit] Has discount for MacFag if in UK

Oi! I can score you 27% discounts if you are in the United Kingdom of my arse.

Many thanks.

Long time reader, first time poster.

(Also *I* have a MacBook Air for sale but would want mega-bucks for it).

—The preceding comment was added by BritishTwat, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Mactastic

Didn't you just get a new back in June?? And why the hell would you want a Macbook air, do you need to mail it and cant afford a fucking box. But I guess who the fuck could possibly want a computer with a CD drive, firewire, more than 1 usb port, and I know I definitely don't use more than 8- gigs of storage. pixpls when you get one and have erupt your seed all over the keys. Tekjester 08:13, 4 March 2008 (CST)

Id rather be a superficial cunt with a CD drive. You should get a Sony vx, bitches love Sony. Tekjester 18:07, 5 March 2008 (CST)
I also stole a credit card my customer dropped on the seat (Im a waiter). All I need is your adress and preference towards 80gb HDD or 64gb Solid states.
^^^^^^^^^^^ lol @ that ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 12:30, 6 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] i heards yuo liek macbooks

hello good sirs, i am come into possession of 200,000 macbook airs laptops, held in a bank account in lagos, that needs simply your cooperation to bring out of this country which has wars made something quite confusing. my son he comes to study he will be in there three times a week do not worry he is good student please send the cost for two months of lessons three times a week and he will deliver this laptop to you which was left by mumumbu in a bank account needing your assistance to operate quickly, have you any questions you will kindly find a check enclosed to you by your required amount, with your personal information kindly enclosed, bring you this simply to lagos where you will find that your cooperation brings quickly a great ????? profit. yours, obiwan kannobitu

Frijole 14:51, 4 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] HERE YA GO

I wrote about you perverts on my blog. Have a happy, smiley day. Metasonix 02:57, 5 March 2008 (CST)

MysteryBot asked me to drop off the following:

He hopes that you find this satisfying. White•Mystery


[edit] Hay i want to be admin. NO KEEP READING

i wud be a good choice bc i been internetting since wuz lil. i h8 jews. I know nothing of the WikiMedia software and did not make a lot of furni on Habbo hotel, despite scamming relentlessly. I am friendly on eBay. I play shitty videogames. NOTE NOTE: i will not say thank you. thanks for your consideration Bunnyhunter 04:33, 6 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] Get a Hackintosh

In case Apple's stuff is beyond your budget, build a PC and install OSx86 (check PirateBay). My machine is an Intel Dual Core 2140, Gigabyte 945GZM-S2 mobo, running iATKOS. It works almost as good as an actual Mac, and cost far less than even a Mac mini. -- Stormwatch 01:50, 7 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] I can Halp.

I live in Ausfailia.

I can get you an education discount 10% here; btw where are you lol.

email me at zzzushi@tpg.com.au

[edit] If you are reading this and aren't ODB....

Then you probably have access to a bunch of free Mac swag. User:Aghar wants nothing much, just something running Leopard, like that iMac Mini thing. If you buy me one, then I can make a ton of apps with the iPhone SDK and make shitloads of money. If the plan works and I make a ton of cash money, I'll give you $3,000 back for your troubles. Don't even mention hackintosh, I'm still running AMD chips for now. Buy me stuff now. Thanks. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   14:19, 7 March 2008 (CST)


[edit] Hey!

Enjoying the Recent Changes spam? I'm in the process of watching the bot run through a few hundred broken link fixes so I can be confident that it can fix itself. Also, did you happen to get that e-mail I sent you? I had no idea what address to send it to. I'm not expecting a response, just wanted to make sure you got it cause the last 2 sentences were somewhat important. White•Mystery

[edit] Email confirmed

Send it to me ODB.--ByAppointmentTo 16:24, 10 March 2008 (CDT)


[edit] Legal Acquisition

I'm writing on behalf of Maja Schmidt who recently had an article written about her. While the article does not concern her, the fact that her image and private urls have been posted up without consent does bother her. By law, the use of images upon a website and/or disclosing personal information is completely against the law and by doing so a legal persuit can be held.

Unless the images or article are permanently deleted, legal actions will be taken. One lawsuit is already being followed through, an addition is perfectly plausable (see article for information on the lawsuit)

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

—The preceding comment was added by Epoque, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Response to Maja Schmidt article

Very well. The lawsuit will be followed through and processed along with the prosecution. You should receive a letter of terms once the final session has been settled.

PS: Your spelling is appalling, you may wish to brush up on your English grammar before being pulled into a court of law.

--Epoque 16:02, 7 March 2008 (CST)


  • I would like to declare shenanigans for a second time.-CleverUserName 20:04, 10 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Recent Changes

plox - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 18:13, 10 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Exhibit F?

User:Zach2good/BRYCE_GOLD Raptor Jesus Almighty, I've never seen the AIDS that is killing ED in such raw form. We should keep it, but slightly altered to protect the innocent.


[edit] ides

PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/IDES_OF_MARCH

placeholder. i locked it so people can juts add to the relevant sections that have been pre-set up - i will add an outline in those sections from the organised raids... there is a liist on my talk page of us cities split into east central and west

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 06:58, 11 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] /b/ Song

Hey man, have you run into this before? 

Well he's the king of 4chan and it's understood,
With his CP server full of photos he took.
A well kept PENIS and an ass for fistin',
His mates would tell ya if they started existin'.
His real name is David, but you know him as Anon.
When his sister's friends sleepover, it's their turn to get jizzed on.
Never been a tripfag, never forced a meme,
Burnt a million furries using furry gasoline!

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say...

> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <
> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <

Doesn't need a dole check 'cause he's working hard,
Daydreamin' of March 15th with all the /q/tards.
Anon will reveille him as an hero, unsung.
And he'll scream hot copypasta at the top of his lungs.

If he met incest-chan he'd give him a hug,
Cause baby sister is his anti-drug.
His kopipe fantasies, let him fap at his best,
And massage vaporub all over BARE NAKED CHEST

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say...

> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <
> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <

Saturday nights, spent posting cats.
And manning the harpoons cause that bitch is fat.
Now it's 7am, the sun's getting bright.
And this'll be the 14th time that he's fapped tonight.

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say...

> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <
> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <

> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <
> ♫ Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a /b/tard. ♪ <

Would there happen to be any background on this worth creating an article? It caught my eye when I was browsing earlier and at least wanted to save it. White•Mystery

[edit] DRUNK 1AM TALKPAGE POST

Five utterly inebriated Taiwanese men just left an entire table's worth of food, beer, cigarettes and betel nut completely abandoned for the taking. Is this awesome? y/y - Eatenbyrobots 12:08, 11 March 2008 (CDT)

Yes. --Pink Foam? 17:36, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Thanks!

I appreciate the feedback. And I guess I do work sort of fast, or at least that's what my girlfriend says. If it makes you feel better I rickrolled myself twice when I went to leave you a comment! Cheers. -- Dustbunny 21:56, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

  • I turn into brit mode every once and a while. My dad's side is totally German on one side, but the other side of his family is a bunch of drunk insane lunatics from Scotland. So I have inherited their Cheers thing when we met em. I'm an americunt, but I'm an honorary drunkard with my British counterparts Plus I watch football and enjoy it. Real English football. so CHEERS! PUT UP A STOUT! MAKE MINE A BLACK AND TAN! -- Dustbunny 23:05, 12 March 2008 (CDT)

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