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Contents 1 Front Page 2 Desu, Motherfucker - do you speak it? 3 Blaming China 4 Hey Dude 5 One dumb little question. 6 Gloss of Soss 7 Gaia Meme Stealing 8 Wat 9 response to Nazis 10 Request article lock 11 O HAI 12 IRC 13 Tinfoil 14 Lighten Up 15 Sock 16 Monthly Lulz 17 Bob minton 18 Boston Fail Party 19 THREEP 20 Welcome back, bb 21 Old /b/ day

[edit] Front Page

We may put up Glossary of Scientology as AOTN in the runup to Sea Argh. I think it needs more lulz and pizazz, WM thinks it's good to go but would like to hear your opinion first. Anything to add? ^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 05:10, 4 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Desu, Motherfucker - do you speak it?

Yes it's the artist formerly known as Crakwhrrr (you remember - the thieving pikey cunt from Ipswich?). Hai 2 u, I thought I would return for some moar lulz. Is it still good here? CrakHoar 09:15, 5 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Blaming China

The article in your userspace is quite nice, although not that internet relevant. However, I have just trolled Wikinfo with a copypasta of a Wikipedia essay by someone who didn't understand WP:NOT and am passing it off as my own, so I can possibly generate lulz by trolling Fred Bauder and his posse. Wikinfo has also been hit very hard by Grawp raids recently, and they're extremely exploitable for pagemove vandalism.--To / Appointment / By 17:34, 5 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey Dude

I wanted to get your opinion on Durka. Is it worth keeping? I was going to delete it, but I never know what should be saved when it comes to chanology/scientology. White ♥ Mistress 18:55, 5 June 2008 (CDT)

• Thanks! I have been so goddamned confused about half of the new pages I see lately. White ♥ Mistress 15:39, 6 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] One dumb little question.

Well, excuse the extreme dumbfuckery of my unknowledge, but how do I make signatures?

No, not the "Fragbag 15:13, 7 June 2008 (CDT)", but like this: ⁂⁂⁂FRAGBAG۩۩۩

Well, I could just copy& paste the sig when I make a comment, but it would be without a timestamp then and that dosen't look all too good.

So my question is; how the fuck do I sig& timestamp at the same time?

in b4 fail -> Fragbag 15:13, 7 June 2008 (CDT)

• Fuck, still failing epileptically. I get "Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags.", and my sig looks like this: <font color="red" face="Papyrus"><small>⁂</small><big>⁂</big><font size=5>⁂</font><small>FRAG</small></font><font color="green" face="Papyrus"><small>BAG</small><font size=5>۩</font><big>۩</big><small>۩</small></font> 12:45, 10 June 2008 (CDT)

Well, holy fuck what did I ever do wrong in my life to be punished with this? Also, danke für die hilfe. --Fragbag

• • Thank you 9001 times. The second part of the sig dosen't link to mah talkpage DISREGARD THAT, but thats thousands of times better than that gigantic chunk of deformed HTML being a painful parasite for my poor four tildes. As said, Dankeschön. --⁂⁂⁂FRAGBAG۩۩۩ 09:05, 11 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Gloss of Soss

Any chance you could take a poke at this in the next day or two? I've done some reading up, but the thing is that the ARC triangle just isn't very funny. I think I could do with a few bolts of inspiration here. ^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 14:30, 9 June 2008 (CDT)

P.S. Get In Car, Am Lion.

[edit] Gaia Meme Stealing

Hey dude, I was chatting with one of our users earlier about the article on Gaia stealing and selling (for RL money) things related to 4chan jokes. He posted a really good transcript and is looking for screencaps and in-game examples. The article is started at Monthly Collectibles. I want to get this to front page quality. Have you heard anything on this that might be good to include? I didn't know anything about it until I went to look at his diff and read the article, so all I know is what I see there. White ♥ Mistress 16:11, 10 June 2008 (CDT)

• Thanks anyway! BTW, do you have any articles you want to see featured? We've got a bunch of open spaces and a lack of good articles with which to fill them. I'm thinking Ashley Tisdale since it's relevant and the "raid" is over, if you think it's worthy. White ♥ Mistress 16:33, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
• I'm sorry to hear that - I hope things turn out well for you. If you ever happen to be in my neck of the woods, hopefully I can at least buy you lunch. White ♥ Mistress 16:58, 10 June 2008 (CDT)

Hey, I already deleted protected that via Encyclopedia Dramatica:Protected Titles. White ♥ Mistress 22:45, 10 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wat

Explain this ODB. Is this what you britfags really do?

--Drunkenlazybastard 17:40, 11 June 2008 (CDT)

I don't want to discourage anyone from writing anything, but I'm not sure that User:CWnerd12/nazis is really worthy of being moved into an article. He's been putting a lot of time into it. Do you think we should say something to him, maybe about adding to a current article or changing the direction? White ♥ Mistress 18:07, 13 June 2008 (CDT)

Lol, a friend of mine found the sauce. It's an anime about baking bread...seriously.

--Drunkenlazybastard 21:45, 13 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] response to Nazis

Thanks for the advice. I figured it would be Drama relevant because as a history geek who's especially interestid in the 3rd Reich, you wouldn't believe to drama I come across both from A. being fascinated by Nazis and B. insisting to Neo-Nazi that the Holocaust did indeed happen. However, I will still try to find some good links. Thanks! --Nazi

[edit] Request article lock

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Nameless is a fucking warzone, i mean, the article is lulzy but the person it is about keeps making it into an edit war, can you lock it or possibly ban her? Also why are you not on IRC anymore, get on irc, fgt. Weedbag 05:59, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

Thanks anyways! And dude, there is always irc.m3ns.org, I'm always there. And yeah I know what you mean, Internet and Rum is a delightful, yet sometimes life destructive drink. Weedbag 13:53, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

Well, on partyvan, almost any channel, but #enturbulation and #fm mainly, on m3ns there is only one channel, #m3n

Hey just wanted to leave you a note since I saw you on now. Bad storms here and the bots may go down for a bit since the power is dipping. White ♥ Mistress 14:03, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

• Absolutely. I spent two weeks in Palm Spring for work this year and it was fantastic. I'm thinking of moving there in a few years. Storm is over so there shouldn't be any bot issues. I should be around for most of tonight doing work on my own if you want anything done with ED:TMIL. Also, do you think that 4chan.js is worthy of front page (I do) or will we be heading into a 4chan overload this week? I can space it out a bit with some other articles if so. White ♥ Mistress 15:03, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

• On the subject of 4chan overload, do you think Ashley Tisdale is front page worthy? I think it's a pretty big deal but I'm worried about getting bitched at for too much 4chan on the front page again. White ♥ Mistress 15:47, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

• Agreed - I might switch tomorrow's article to Ashley Tisdale and revisit 4chan.js next month. Thanks! BTW, if you're reblocking you don't need to unblock the numbered block, just the name. The numbered block is the wiki's autoblock on the person's IP, so when you unblock that, they can immediately re-register. I have the bot enforce autoblock just to make it harder on bot vandals. White ♥ Mistress 16:10, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] O HAI

HOW R U?? I R BACK FOR GOOD. :) :) :) Hixx 14:20, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

I'm out of the loop so: How did we lose so many old fags and where the hell is IRC? Hixx 14:26, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

KKK. Well that fucking sucks. :( Well, if you need an extra sysop to fill in the rounds sometime I am available. Hixx 14:50, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

i can has filled it in. It won't send though. ;( Hixx 15:36, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] IRC

Op confirmed via private chat that he is NOT TheGuardian, posting it is leading people astray. —The preceding comment was added by U9485, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Tinfoil

Alright, but leave up what I wrote if you're going to put up that garbage. --Mike.Reno 20:34, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Lighten Up

Well I just want it removed because I'm the guy who posed as OP. I was ticked off about what OP did at first, but then kinda fell in love with this, and I don't want to be responsible for fucking anything up or having anonymous go out on a wild goose chase instead of solving this. I'd really prefer it removed, but if you're just gonna ban people who remove it I guess there's nothing I can do. --Mike.Reno 20:42, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sock

Correct. I was kind of tired/drunk last night and didn't realize how stupid it was to say "Oh hey, fix my account to <this nick> shhh don't tell OSA about it" dr3k 16:42, 17 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Monthly Lulz

Can't remember; did WM pass on my film poster thing idea? He said he wanted to know what you thought. ^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 06:56, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Bob minton

Yes/No ?? dr3k 14:35, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Boston Fail Party

Damn, I don't even feel like it either. I'll make it a bit better than it presently is, though, then either let others add to it or fix it up this weekend. What do you mean by "lived through it?" Just saw the video? I also saw it, but didn't get any screencaps. I figure someone will upload a youtube video soon enough, anyway. ~ endedrural _(talk) 01:29, 18 June 2009 (CDT)

[edit] THREEP

I added a funny ass video of minton to his article Bob Minton, inventor of the threep! anyway we can get this embedded or is GoogleVideo too hard to embed?

I hesitate to delete most of an article, but I've been trying to clean up shitty, pointless lists in articles as I run across them. Will a heavy handed cleanup of the lists in Sick fuck hurt the article too much? White ♥ Mistress 22:03, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

• Thanks! lol the bot sure is earning his keep tonight. Looks like we have a very angry TOW vandal. White ♥ Mistress 22:12, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

• Just wondering - are we putting TMIL on hold or are you gonna knock it out before you leave? If you won't get around to it, I can round up several folks like Jasper and Ended and see if we can get it done. White ♥ Mistress 23:42, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Welcome back, bb

Come play with us. irc.dongescrow.com #dongescrow

<3

--NeoLobster 23:13, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Old /b/ day

Video is no longer available. D: Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 23:16, 18 June 2008 (CDT)

HEY THERE! Hey, OldDirtyBtard/Archive9! I saw what you did with Old /b/ Day I just wanted to say keep up the good work