User talk:Paco650

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Hello, Paco650

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

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Thanks for the heads up. -Paco650

A pity you didn't heed it. --Jacknstock 04:50, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Your "clean up" of Mechanophilia sucks. For example, why leave a "See also" that is a red link? Changing the Weev link to in the ass is a retrograde step. You put a red link on Chii.

You might have noticed and fixed the two red links if you used the "Show preview" button. As for the Weev link, you need a bit more time here to understand the in-jokes. As a general rule, if the link is already blue then no change is necessary. --Jacknstock 03:18, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

I'd try to explain why I did those things, but that'd just waste my time and yours. I'm still trying to get a hang of this is all. Patience, Jacknstock, patience.--Paco650 03:29, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
- OK. I'm confident you'll get the hang of it. You seem to have a good attitude. Your mom called me again last night. Could you tell her to stop bothering me? I don't care how horny she is; I've moved on. --Jacknstock 03:41, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
  - My mommy died in a car accident :'(. My dad has a vagina though. Maybe it was him you were seducing?
    - I'm not seducing anyone! Sorry for your loss. How is it that everyone on the Internets had their mom die in a car accident? Moms with 13-year-old boys and/or 16-year-old girls need to be more careful. --Jacknstock 04:01, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
      - OMG I know! My mom's mom just died in a car accident too! Now my mom won't get off the phone, and she's constantly listening to the pussycat dolls. She skipped the funeral to go to their concert! I guess it's just a phase, but it's really upsetting my dad's yu gi oh tournaments. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 06:13, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
        An interesting coincidence, considering your mom is another 16-year-old girl. --Jacknstock 12:06, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
        I'd still do 'er. --<drugs>assmustard</drugs> complain 07:47, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
        
        Lucky you. My dad just won't let go of his self-effacing new romantic phase. The 80's were 20 years ago, dude. Let it go.

--Paco650 16:59, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

You don't have to sign welcomes. J3ph 42 20:16, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
- Righto. --Paco650 20:21, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Is Yakmai your friend and you are having fun with him/her/it, or are you harrassing and/or e-stalking? If the latter, your comments are better placed on Yakmai's user talk page. --Jacknstock 05:03, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Shh...I'm trying to concentrate on my prey. Future harassment will go on the talk page.--Paco650 05:22, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Jews are better than you, Paco

Remember when I said that to you long ago? It still holds true.

[edit] Zen444

See Jacknstock's talk page for more on the Zen444 thing. --Sheneequa 07:52, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I swear I know what talk pages are for!

Thanks, I missed that completely. Also, you happen to know why a bunch of Admins suddenly started banning each other a few days ago? --J3ph 42 19:43, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

No problem. I have a sneaking suspicion that it has something to do with Jacknstock banning Sherrod's hubby. Experience the magic here.--Dogsdogsdogs 03:51, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
- That's why Jacknstock was banned and desysopped, but as for Aussieintn apparantly he was going to stop contributing after Jacknstock was banned (source) and then got banned himself. Then again who knows who is around these days? --Not an E! Insider 04:01, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
  - Ah, those wacky admins. Can't they get along?-Ket 07:08, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
    - I smell a sitcom --Not an E! Insider 07:31, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
      - I'd pay good money to see such an entertaining show-Ket 07:34, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        It could be just like Arrested Development except more OTI and with less incest. --Not an E! Insider 07:40, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Well, not exactly like Arrested Development. It needs to lack the shittiness outlined in the Shit TV show article-Ket 07:43, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        lol, I can't stop making jokes about Arrested Development lately, I don't know what it is about it. Anyway, I think the sysop sitcom would be more like Brady Bunch. --Not an E! Insider 07:48, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Hmm... that would be a scary thought. The Brady Bunch scares me no end with the functional family and all-noone could last that long in a family like that and be sane *shudders*-Ket 07:52, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Whachotalkin'bout, Ket? --mustard!ass complain 07:59, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Your mom lol pwnt-Ket 08:00, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Srsly, the Brady Bunch just scares me-Ket 08:01, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Lets just superimpose Ohbutyouwillpet's face onto Backdoor Sluts 9 --Not an E! Insider 08:06, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
        Serious deja vu. I've heard those words before.--Dogsdogsdogs 08:09, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] How spellcheck works

Personal experience?-Ket 10:57, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Something like that. Except I'm still in college.--Dogsdogsdogs 18:33, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Banned (template)!

That banned template is quite nice-Ket 02:45, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Why thank you!--PcockoSixFiveOh 02:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

I hope you don't mind my small addition to it.--Riboflavin 02:48, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

It certainly emphasizes the entire point of the template: to ridicule those who are different and unworthy.--PcockoSixFiveOh 02:49, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
- Too bad the whole set won't fit in.Le sigh --Riboflavin 02:56, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] IRC

irc.bantown.com #ed --oh the rorror 04:55, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
- Definitely a better place for it than EFNet.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 17:45, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] OMG

OMG PACO GOT GOD POWERS!!!11!-Ket 04:27, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

OMG I KNOW!!!111!1!!!111!!!1! Look at all those cool tabs on the top!--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:30, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Congrats, Paco, you're the new bitch admin. --Sheneequa 04:51, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh lulz.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:53, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, I'm no longer the n00b admin-Ket 04:57, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
  - I also got featured user. I feel the ED <3.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:58, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] red links

imo they're a good thing, that way people know what needs to be added. what am i missing ?Zenofeller 07:14, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

They're really ugly and usually things that noone else cares about/aren't internets-relevant. Try to keep them to a minimum unless you're planning on creating those articles.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 07:16, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
- Or unless they are DEADSET REQUIRED FOR THE SAKE OF THE WIKI OTHERWISE IT DIES important, like an exceptionally notable site or dramahole. But you can always go to Needed to put it on the list-Ket 07:18, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
  - WHY???????? I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING GUILDMATES! FUCK THAT! IM TELLING TEH ADMINZ! Shazzb0t 09:00, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
    - Admin speaking, how may I help you?--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:57, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
      - WELL, first you stole my gil, sold my weapons and then you were all like "lulz @ u" in chat! WTF, man. I thought we were in the same guild, but I guess not. Thats all. How is the weather in your part of the net? Shazzb0t 09:11, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] IRC is not a toy

#ed: Cannot join channel (+b) -Ket ^Refill^/^lol 08:44, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Lol IRC pwned--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 08:52, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Ateaseweb

brilliant. i hope one of them donates a 50-Thom Yorke comment. Tfo 20:49, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

I am looking forward to it. I was considering deleting it for one day, but the frustration factor of it BEING THERE and unavailable to add retarded shit to makes me lol harrrrrd.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:59, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
- I know! They're such big fans of ED, but all they do is sign up to edit their own entry. OH NOES RADIOCAUST Tfo 21:24, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] SeaSky

fixed userpage for increased lulz Tfo 23:41, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Your just on a roll today, man. Good work.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 23:42, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
- Sadly, I haven't yet found the severed phalluses I'm searching for... Tfo 23:44, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
  - Well keep looking. Only then can we complete the set. Gotta catch 'em all!--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 23:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
    - alert: TEH Horseblow.gif ... It's so fucked I love it. HORSE CUM. Tfo 23:57, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
      - A++++ Would lulz again!--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 00:27, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
        Have horse cum, will travel Tfo 00:36, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia

Please tell MONGO to fuck off, the scum is obese... if you on wikipedia. --Amorrow 22:10, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

I was on Wikipedia, and I'm the one who plastered his page with a thousand rainbow-text YHBT tags.[1] I think that's a decent fuck off, don't you? :)--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 22:17, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Can you leave a message on his talk page asking him to post a photo of himself in his briefs/boxer shorts for the wikipedia admins to see. it will be so funny, heh heh.... and the admins are so riled up! --OWLWO 22:19, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
- Go on Paco. My IP got banned on TOW just before, so you'll have to do it-Ket ^Refill^/^lol 22:21, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  - Psht, I'm banninated too. WOE IS ME!--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 22:26, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WHAT

Is this old meme? "furry cub" porn drawings. I haven't seen this site before... Tfo 22:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Not old meme at all, but Sherrod says it crosses the line and, well, this is a Sherrodcracy after all. I don't think we can put it on the site.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 22:53, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
- Thought it might. Read some of the old not4chan discussion Tfo 23:00, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] AMTDI

What was AMTDI? Futuristic Sex Robots? Samsara 03:54, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Stupid noob stub about "aliens made them do it."--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:19, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] You spelled childhood wrong

lololol Blargh 03:49, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

You spelled chidhood wrong. Lolololol--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 02:10, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
- You spelled Chidhud wrong. GET IT RIGTE-Ket ^Refill^/^lol 05:59, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  - UR ALL AUSTISTIC Not-Ket ^Empty^/^{Serious business}
    - You stole MY e-dentity? How will people know who is who?!?!1/1?!-Ket ^Refill^/^lol 21:53, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Rainbow Template

LOL

How come I had not been informed of this glory previously? Tfo 18:59, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

I didn't even know it existed until this morning. I've been basking in its glory ALL DAY LONG.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:18, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
- It's brightening up my work today. I WILL FUCKING USE IT UNTIL IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY, AND THEN USE IT UNTIL IT IS FUNNY AGAIN Tfo 20:23, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  - You should be sucking up to Riboflavin for inventing it and me for adding indigo and spreading it and making the template. --Sheneequa • Talk 20:32, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  - SUCH IS THE CYCLE OF HUMOR--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:33, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] LOL

LOL

Tfo 20:16, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

IZ DAT SUM FAT GIRL ANGLE SHOT?--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:19, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
- IZ MY DAD Tfo 20:21, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hello?

Sorry, I don't use these talk pages much. Why is my user page locked? Could you please undo it? I don't know what the fuck Riboflavin got up his ass, but he's wrong. If "Urban Space Cowboy" is one of his friends, then he needs to make a page telling us who we can and can't fuck with. Madamduclos 04:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Unlocked for your pleasure.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:52, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
Actually, wait, let me talk to him real quick. Stop by ED IRC if you want more info.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:55, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
- Dude, why is my username madamduclos banned by you? Wtf man? Madameduclos 05:24, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  - Sockpuppetry. I'm chit chatting with the other admins about whether or not you're Son of art or not. Plz stand by.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 16:13, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

My childhood was grand! :D--Speedycat 04:06, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Overwrite

DId you mean to overwrite this? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Tranny.jpg] I think the guy who uploaded the other one had it linked somewhere. Miltopia 20:47, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Oops, no I didn't do it intentionally. I'll restore it.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 20:47, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hi again, protection

Revrting a guy at Indie and seeing the semi-protect notice got me this: [2]. If that's all you wanted, maybe you could unprotect? Miltopia 06:40, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

I dunno. I mean, at the time all I wanted was the link, but in hindsight there's nothing wrong with having it be semi-protected.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 06:44, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
- Do you mind if I get rid of that ugly notice? Miltopia 06:46, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
  - THE NOTICE STAYS, SO SAYS THE BANHAMMER OF TRUTH.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 06:48, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
    - OMG, I AM NOT WORTHY Miltopia 06:48, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] SPELLING ERRORZ LOLZ

Thanks man, you're my e-christ. Btw about my childhood, when I was 2 months old something strange happened to me. --Token Latino 06:52, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] KEKEKEKEKE

OMG TALK PAGE
LOVE, TFO

ilu2 bb, buttsecks?--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 04:15, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lol, IRL

Was it you, Paco? Plz to be not dashing gurl's hopes--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 19:55, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Ishkur

Jesus, I had completely forgotten about that site. LOL. Tfo 22:33, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Zombie Slashfic

The zombie near Melanie's feet leaned over the edge of the grave, placing his rotting head underneath the girl's skirt, licking her tender pussy with a bloated, black tongue. Melanie groaned, closing her eyes as she felt the zombie suck on her labia, his drool splashing across her firm upper thighs. The zombie pried Melanie's buttocks apart with his gaunt hands. He buried his cracked lips inside the girl's pussy, sucking deeply within her. --Blargh 03:19, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Mudkips2uPACO!

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