User talk:PatrickBateman

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Hello, PatrickBateman

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

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Hmmm, you are fast, let's work out, party with cocaine, discuss whether our waistcoats match our socks, and more importantly "Should they?" Then we might watch some lesbian porn before the real action.PatrickBateman

Fursecution

Thanks for reverting Silverop's AIDS. I expect much more lulz to be cultivated from this article of absolute truth...stay tuned! ;) --☻ﺳĦï$ŤΐЄЯ☻ ^{bix nood} 12:19, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

BoingBoing vs Violet Blue: Strap-on Smackdown!

This is a pretty funny article, esp. considering how uneventful this non-drama is. Congrats on wringing some lulz from the terminally unlulzy.

A few quick points:

• I changed 'See Here' to 'See Also' because that's the usual nomenclature; that's just how it's usually done here with on-site links and pointers to other ED articles. I changed it b/c 'see here' makes me think 'links to other sites'. I know- meh.

• While the plural of 'dildo' can be spelled with either 's' (moar common) or 'es'(kinda archaic), 'jewelry' is most certainly not spelled with two 'l's- you must have a Webster's rattling around somewhere in your well-appointed study which will confirm this. I didn't help matters by making another f'ing typo while correcting it- my apologies for that- it's fixed now.

• There is a HIDEOUSLY fuckin' UGLY pic of Violet Blue here which you simply MUST use somewhere. We're talking end-stage Dorian Gray shit here. Srsly. Check it out. --Fdl 16:50, 16 July 2008 (CDT)

Ha!

I just saw that you made "Good New Articles" with BBVVB. Congrats. That'll show the naysayers.--Fdl 18:15, 23 July 2008 (CDT) 

Ruh Roh, You Got Banned!

Looks like you pissed off SecurityBot!

• If you were reverting vandalism or making a legitimate edit, contact WhiteMystery and you'll get unblocked ASAP. You most likely got blocked for:

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• If you were actually vandalizing ED, tough shit.

Love, SecurityBot

i lol'd

(diff) (hist) . . Centrist‎; 14:52 . . (-5) . . PatrickBateman (Talk | Contribs) (Absolute fail, what is this, happy hour for subhumans?)

Indeed, many shit new articles have been created over the last days. Maybe it's summer vacation on some high school? --Lolinnernets 09:57, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

South Ossetia

did you like this article? Not much links to it at the moment and it's not that internet relevant but it is a lulzy current event and it'll be interesting to see where this shit goes.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 11:06, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

Warren G. Harding

This is quite good, the kind of thing I wish we saw moar of on ED. It's funny you did this- I'm working on something that I wanted to pipe to Washington or Jefferson, but we don't have pages for historical figures like them. It made me wish we did. Anyway, your angle on this is original, funny and relevant. I won't be around much for the next week, but if you need any shoops/pix for this, just let me know.--Fdl 10:17, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

• Hmmm- yr. right. McKinney does need help. It's almost stubby in parts and has the 'everybody piled on, then moved on' no-flow feeling. I'll put it on my 'Fix?' list along with 'Art, Timothy Treadwell, Muhammad cartoons and at least 100 others that should be way better than they are.--Fdl 10:39, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

re:harding

minor aesthetic reasons i think, if you think its better with the toc though then go ahead and remove the notoc and i'm sure it'll be fine. a nice article btw. DCY

Eh

Im cutting down on memes, I dont use them anymore. And there is a difference between spouting memes and using them correctly in a sensible, but rather unfunny and tired way.
And I thought of the jokes and wrote them down, doesnt that make them mine?
cocks theyidskki 08:58, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

I thought referring to the page as mine, and telling him to fuck off would give him the impression that he was beng refused permission to edit my page, and would therefore fuck off. I don't actually consider it mine
theyidskki 09:07, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Harding

HEY THERE! Hey, PatrickBateman! I saw what you did with Warren G. Harding I just wanted to say keep up the good work

This will be AOTN. I will make sure of it. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 23:05, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Tits

Amazingly enough that is Helena Bonham Carter (and her tits), and I would titty fuck her all night long. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 20:46, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

How the fucK!?

How do you sign shit?

Alright dont go premenstruating on me now.

lets be ED fuck buds? Sovereign 13:42, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Super serious? Sovereign 13:46, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

From KH with love: stop.

HEY FUCKTARD! PatrickBateman, you are being a stupid cunt! You need to stop acting like a fuckwit. Keep it up and you gonna get raped.

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 ^»»W^hat 14:56, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

• The article does not need to be deleted. It is internet related. Work needs to be put into it though. --Pierced ^Anonymous 14:57, 25 March 2009 (UTC)