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Contents 1 bananaseramama 2 Twitter QotN 3 hola 4 here you go 5 reading 6 QOTN for 13 May 7 {{tinyquote}} 7.1 @ metal (music) 8 :o) 9 usertalk: Penni-piper 10 You 11 Hi 12 lol 13 RE: Redlinks 14 morning piper 15 I found one 16 leafy 17 DINNER TYM 18 ED Sysop 19 So Quothe 20 AotN July 25th and 26th 21 Hai Penni 22 Czars thing 23 IRC 24 Pink 25 Favour 26 POTN 27 blockquote 28 Hai 29 Get on IRC 30 Yeah, Twilight 31 grovelling 32 Hey 33 for r3x 34 proper filename 35 Email 36 AOTN Suggestions 37 Notice 38 Moar CaramelNut 39 Long pics of the now 40 Your Dog... 41 Some hacker on steroids... 42 new portal

bananaseramama

Oh shit, we've resorted to bananas. PS, somewhere on this talk page there lies a loose /div. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Twitter QotN

or maybe... TotN???? Are we that 2.0??

“	In der encyclopedia dramatica kann man sich fast so fein verlieren wie in der wikipedia.	„
—twitterer @Ganayan

“	my life is encyclopedia dramatica	„
—twitterer @medusashead

“	@donttrythis And just another heads-up... DONT EVER encyclopedia dramatica yourself.	„
—twitterer @davechurchill

Manofaction 19:15, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

MOAR, i shooted because its funny together with timestamp

Manofaction 06:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

hola

just stopping by. brb i have a cool story bro to tell you Weatherman(talkpage) 01:42, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

tool timeWeatherman(talkpage) 15:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

here you go

Wook cuisine A group of Wooks crying about trees and boulders Penn and Teller owning some Wooks Hippy-fest How to crochet a hacky sack

Previous Video  |  Next Video

^(wha?)
Penni-piper 21:08, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

reading

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Weatherman(talkpage) 08:46, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

what's your youtube channel ? Weatherman(talkpage) 13:45, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

nice. enjoy your work week. here's mine ssssshhhhh [1] Weatherman(talkpage) 14:03, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

QOTN for 13 May

Great quote. Just noting a couple corrections: Cracked should be capitalized/in italics and supposedly it hasn't been an actual magazine for a couple years. Hope you're doing well. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 17:30, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

• Usually when you omit the leading portion of URLs, yep, it's capitalized. Like whenenver people refer to Amazon.com, for example. Cracked refers to themselves just as Cracked (and so does the TOW article), probably because of their history as a paper mag. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs)

{{tinyquote}}

“	Something I found out about {{tinyquote}} is that when you have breaks between lines (every time you press "Enter") it unitalicizes.	„

“	The only way to dodge this is by typing<br><br> rather than hitting "Enter" twice.	„

“	Also it seems like it tends to put an overly large space at the bottom when you give an unattributed quote.	„

“	which {{quote}} (above) does not.	„

Hope you are doing well, Penni. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 07:53, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

@ metal (music)

P.S. If you remove {{christianity}} from metal (music) then you may want to remove metal (music) from {{christianity}}. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 00:39, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

• Just making you aware in case you weren't; ne vous inquiétez pas. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 00:45, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

<3 ^-Bryce

 :o)

I am glad that you like the quote. I originally found the Blue Raspberry Rush thing when I was looking up things related to RR. If you want to pimp out your slurpee page / RR, you could add wikification as:

“	ATTENTION SLURPEE LOVERS AND 7-11 CUSTOMERS: Be advised that the Tropicana Blue Raspberry Rush Slurpee turns your poop the color of an Eagles jersey for at least two days. It looks like algae coming out of my butt. It tastes great, but be aware of the staining effects on your digestive tract.	„
—A Taste of Sedition (blog)

There is a large storm outside and multiple tornado/80 mph wind+quarter-sized hail warnings and I think that I might die. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 05:53, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

usertalk: Penni-piper

Sockchan 15:39, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

You

Yes you, hello. -Wit • msg 11:41, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

• I'm thuper! Thanks for asking! -Wit • msg 11:59, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

<3 u Weatherman(talkpage) 14:19, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

It feels good man Weatherman(talkpage) 12:56, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I'm aware, I wanted to because AOTN is OpYT ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:08, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Shit. That's news to me. Drugs are bad it would appear. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:12, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I figured it out, I'm just having a problem with this whole "time" concept. :P ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:25, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Weatherman(talkpage) 13:08, 26 May 2009 (UTC) disregard cocks

lol

yeah, I knew about that one. Some of the guys have been compiling their titbits here: Raspberry Rush. My ego grew considerably. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

RE: Redlinks

I'm writing the article - haven't published it yet, that's all. Dreamfall77 22:16, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

morning piper

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt Weatherman(talkpage) 16:10, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

I found one

While I have it right in front of my face and forget to tell you on irc... Template:Azn. Ewww, bits stick out the box. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• <3 I would've done it myself if I'd known it was that simple. I'll be rendering shit for a while at some point tonight, so I'll come help you whilst I'm bored and watching the computer do nothing. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

leafy

etc Weatherman(talkpage) 00:40, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

DINNER TYM

Hey there tasty one. When do I get to cook you up and eat you? I'm thinking chop you up and freeze pieces, then eat them bit by bit. Is that cool with you, to live on in my awesome soul?

PS. Reply here coz I'm b& from anonymuncule =] Infinite 04:36, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

ED Sysop

Hello. Please check your email for an email from me. Response is appreciated within 24 hrs. Thank you. --girlvinyl 19:02, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

So Quothe

"When you are not honoring the present moment by allowing it to be, you are creating drama." ~Eckhart Tolle Manofaction 17:47, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

AotN July 25th and 26th

i didnt get a chance to discuss it with you, so i went ahead and added Aotn for july 25th and 26th. the article is Suzi Blu like we talked about and i added them a couple days back in case you had something planned for july 23rd and 24th. if you want me to move them around, let me know i will put the article where ever you want as long as it gets Aotn sometime in the near future...she's been watching. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 08:19, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Hai Penni

ED'd out, out of here for today.vanff 13:11, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Czars thing

Now that you mention it, yeah. I did this - would that look better? Pink Poodle 18:35, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Kickass! Pink Poodle 18:58, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

IRC

I can't get on right now. I'm at school and they don't allow that sort of thing. Oh did you hear about the irc transporters? Dysrhythmia 20:15, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Pink

pink kinda gets washed out, but here it is. lighting effects are a bitch.

- k a z a n t z a k i s - 00:46, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Favour

I gotta get going now, but I can't figure out why the quotes in Outback Steakhouse are fucked. Any ideas? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

POTN

Howdy, do you mind if I put up a couple POTNs? I wanted to make sure you didn't have anything planned for the next two or three open slots. WM 03:14, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

blockquote

Hi! I was just trying to make something that isn't as fancy (or as far indented) as tinyquote or squote. Just something for citing a block of text, without merely italicizing or bolding or making a big Quote! I'm trying to do something here: Cary_Goulston

Thanks! <3<3<3 --| »⇔«¿ 06:00, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Hai

Could you plz move the Truthism article back to its original title, Truthism.com? I orginally requested the move so that I could include something about Xee-A Twelve in it, but now that it has its own article I think the Truthism article can be moved back to its original title. --TractusVicis 15:35, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Get on IRC

fgt ^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 11:32, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, Twilight

Needs a total hack and slash (not deletion, trimming to annoy the fans plus, just maybe, nets relevance). What fan-club crap we have there (your latest clean-up was good, but the article is such rubbish).vanff 13:40, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

• Sry, I would help but am a little inactive right now. Thinking about what to do with a portal.vanff 12:56, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

grovelling

hi there. didn't mean to shit on the neotokyo article - it just looked like a page that ended up swinging in both directions, which i found quite lulzy (a la Arguecat). i won't make the same mistake twice. *scurries away* © hallenge 17:57, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey

I saw you overwrote all the pictures I put up. --Ritegroic 13:56, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

I remade one to be square:

Is it good? --Ritegroic 00:40, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

for r3x

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proper filename

Well, that is the name of the file, but I assume that you meant re-name it so it's easy to find. Easily done.—The preceding comment was added by VaultTec2, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Email

i am not sure if you check the consolebomb email all that often, it was the only contact email i had for you. anyways, i sent you an email and i would like your thoughts about the points i raised in that email. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I NEED YOU k a z a n t z a k i s

AOTN Suggestions

Hi there, just throwing out some suggestions for AOTN. I've got Lady GaGa, Lady Sovereign and The Comprehensive Guide To Life and was wondering, if they are AOTN worthy, if you would consider then for front page, should there be a free slot coming up.

If they need some work, let me know and Ill get on it. -userpage (talk) 13:42, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

• Anytime. Cheers :D -userpage (talk) 15:23, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Notice

Sup Penni I saw your chat too late, whats up? Manofaction 15:56, 6 October 2009 (UTC)

Moar CaramelNut

After you left:

<CaramelNut> that was queer, moderate the room and deliberately not give me voice so you cant hear me.
* AlecVanKrause (Exterminat@l0ld0ngs-6F7F1AF.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #wiki
<CaramelNut> ok, whatever...if you want to accuse the wrong people, so be it.  I'm sure they'll be by to complain for your obvious amusement
<CaramelNut> stupid fucking cunt

Just thought you should know bout peeps disrespecting you like that.

--Party shaker 09:05, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Long pics of the now

Remember how you know people aren't supposed to use long pics of the now?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Today%27s_featured_article/October_21%2C_2009

I just had to expand the whole thing with white space to make it not get jacked up. --Ritegroic 08:47, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

• That was my pic inserted, I got it. Next time just go to the ED:POTN page and fix it. --Sheneequa • Talk 08:58, 13 October 2009 (UTC)

Your Dog...

... can stop time, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

And yes, I know its an old meme, but I only discovered this place back on October 27, 2008. How's it going by the way? --Stumbles 04:08, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

Some hacker on steroids...

Hi Penni, Thought someone should know, right after I updated the Kevin Provance article, I got an email about 30mins later telling me "someone" had requested a new password for my account. Coincidentally, that request originated from the same IP address that Kevin Provance posts from when he's out trolling various forums. He still has at least two active accounts on here; User:CrybabyMark and I think User:Felicia, at least one of which he's used for making silly changes to the page which he claims was with permission from "Wit". The IP address is 173.170.97.148. Thanks RapeClown 05:20, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

new portal

is awesome! ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦