User talk:Phobos

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Hello, Phobos

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

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Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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Contents 1 Thanks 2 Christianity 3 Nedm 4 ST47 5 you're right 6 ur APNA 7 RSVP

[edit] Thanks

Good work reverting that vandals faggotry, I appreciate it. I'm sorry it took so long for a sysop to come on and see the faggot tree that was growing. I banned him for an infinite amount of time. Here, have 2 internets:

--Drunkenlazybastard 23:36, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

It's all good. -=- Phobos

[edit] Christianity

Unprotected. <3 KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 15:17, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

Omg thanx <333 -=- Phobos

[edit] Nedm

Thank you so much for making that article readable. Now I know what it is actually about. <333 KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 23:07, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

• Oh em gee, no problem, it is now more lulzy by far. -=- Phobos
• Nice.

HEY THERE! Hey, Phobos! I saw what you did with NEDM I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Joeblow9000 20:49, 12 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ST47

There I've expanded the page and made it more fit for ED. Why don't you take a read? Cometstyles 16:01, 16 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] you're right

Yeah, you're right, writing does take a lot of talent, maybe I should be a complete asshat like you instead, i'm sure it must be alot easier Nervous System 13:38, 18 September 2007 (CDT)

• what -=- Phobos
  • HE CALLED YOU AN ASSHAT. --Aghar     14:02, 18 September 2007 (CDT)
    • I am so offended and hurt, you have opened my eyes Nervous System I will now commit suicide immediately due to not loving shitty articles, GOOD BYE CRUEL INTERNETS -=- Phobos
      • Having internet friends to suck your e-dick and jump to your aid like a bunch of little hugbox faggots must be nice Nervous System 15:02, 18 September 2007 (CDT)

Update: User Nervous System has been banned. The peasants rejoice.

[edit] ur APNA

Maybe one day you'll get VD. I recommend a blackout trip to SF. --Sheneequa • Talk 22:18, 20 September 2007 (CDT)

• Omfg I am shocked and loved, hearties <3333 -=- Phobos

[edit] RSVP

ED:SysopApp

--OldDirtyMudkips 18:31, 23 October 2007 (CDT)