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Contents 1 Sysop 2 Warhammer 3 What 4 Fallout 3 5 {{banned}} 6 irc 7 HardCaseSagan 8 Rikopets 9 RE:Right 10 Hi thar new sysop 11 GMP 11.1 GreMP 12 Hello 13 +BDD 14 Dude 15 ITPD 16 Lol 17 Dude 18 Hoveround 19 Popcorn.gif 20 Yeah 21 IT'S YOUR WORLD 22 disregard 23 Hey Faggot 24 morning bud 25 Please delete William Cowper Brann article 26 Adam Pacitti has potential 27 How can I report uncyclopedia junk? 28 YOU 29 howdy 30 hey brah 31 User:768_buy_levitra 32 Hai Pierced 33 IRC 34 Hello, I am Sven 35 Re. WTF is this? 36 sandbox pic 37 Question 38 Mainspace 39 Thinking of you 40 Template 41 Robert winston somethin 42 Bandwidth envy 43 THIS 44 Thank you Pierced 45 Hey, dude 46 ED Sysop 47 Thanks

Sysop

HEY THERE! Hey, Pierced/Archive 3! I saw what you did with becoming a sysop I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 15:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Congrats bro! - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 19:46, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

In earnest, Congrats. Enjoy your new gifts from Slaanesh.-- What would you do for a ? 22:20, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Congrats dude.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 03:45, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Not going to make me popular, but see my comments in the above section (Can you tell me, about Zeldakitten) and consider the result.vanff 14:46, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Warhammer

Neither do I. Worse MMO I have ever tried playing. Would have been so much cooler in their 40k universe IMHO. -- What would you do for a ? 22:25, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

• Ehhh, I saw the pictures and my dick went immediately limp. I still have to give that EQ2 trial a whirl that Poodle recommended.

-- What would you do for a ? 22:29, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

What

you can't read either?vanff 14:56, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

IRC seems like a waste of time, all the more so now.vanff 15:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Fallout 3

Why don't you do it in stages on the article instead of making a big show of pwning?vanff 15:19, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Not right now, out of here, but thanks 4 teh ask. My gaming interests are eclectic and I won't play (or buy) a new FPS without going further in games I already own and haven't finished.vanff 15:32, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

{{banned}}

Now that you have the hammer, you should definitely make your own bomb-ass ban template when you get the chance. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 03:08, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

• Of course, of course. When you get the chance. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 03:18, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

irc

yeah, its been down since 3:00 last night for me. PANIC!!! - k a z a n t z a k i s - 12:56, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

HardCaseSagan

What the fuck is this dude doing to the Fakesagan article? Any idea if it's HardCase himself? -MATTYX

• Yeah, keep a good eye out for him/her/whatever. I just woke up with a hangover so I won't be much assistance to reverting him, plus I'll be taking many showers. -MATTYX

Rikopets

Definitely don't delete it. Firstly, it's a page from early 2007, so it's somewhat out of bounds for both you and me. Secondly, if you think the page is definitely fixable then there's definitely no need for deletion. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• You don't have to fix it yourself dude. Tag it with {{crapstub}} or {{clean}} and eventually somebody will get round to it. - Raspberry Rush (talk)
• Easy on the flushing there tiger. You just flushed two pages I let loose... - Raspberry Rush (talk)
• Yeah dude, it's fine, I'm just giving you crap. When you move things to userspace, remember to follow it up with a {{userspace|pagename}} template on the author's talk page. Oh, also remember to check page histories before you flush, in case another sysop has decided to improve a crappy page. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

RE:Right

Fucking gingerfag lol. I'm just butthurt because of my jealousy for you. <3 hehe -MATTYX

Hi thar new sysop

It'd be helpful if you'd hit up my talkpage should you userspace something. ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 20:30, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. Any reasoning for userspacing? Seems like a fairly well written article with content, drama, and internets.. ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 20:33, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

How very vague of you. I deleted it, you're welcome to flush at will. ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 21:00, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

GMP

That was a little harsh man, he doesn't have a history of vandalism. Tell him to get on IRC and explain that bullshit. -MATTYX

GreMP

Sorry folks, I just saw a ton of bullshit in the pedobaiting article and I raged at the faggotry from anons who fail. No hard feelings. GreatMothersProphet 23:41, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello

How can i make DougsTech better? Myveryownsock 16:17, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

+BDD

Would you mind adding [[Bodybuilder|Body dysmorphic disorder]] to {{disorders}} when you get the chance? --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 17:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Dude

You send the weirdest videos to me. I lol'd though at his gigantic stomach. -MATTYX

ITPD

Why did you replace the picture with text? I don't mean to whine, I just thought a picture would get people's attention more than {{squote}}.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol

(22:43:34) Pierced left the room (quit: Quit: ).
(22:43:42) mode (+o BURK) by TTT

I win ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 02:44, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Dude

User:Margulst rewrote that article, he didn't vandalize it. Did you even bother to check the diff? --piilu talk contribs on 17:51, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Now here's a faggot to block - User:SuperStalin. --piilu talk contribs on 17:55, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

• I was fixing the article, but it fuxed up. Not any vandalism or anything. I'll try not to do that again.--Margulst 22:54, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Hoveround

• You know he's a sysop, right? Pink Poodle 06:04, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• I already did the first part. Pink Poodle 06:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• You not knowing he's a sysop is pretty fail bro. Haha - MattyXtalkcontribs

Popcorn.gif

No harm done, dude. The article is a little stubby, but it had srs internets relevance. Jameth is submitting more relevant links, history and historical usage. I only just stopped being homeless and unemployed last week so I'll be back on my sysop duties post haste.

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(Talk) (Contribs) defiled this page on May 26, 2009 06:56

Yeah

I was about to use that template for the vids on that article. Thanks MATTY?IN MY X?

IT'S YOUR WORLD

• I'll add more on it tomorrow. I got some stuff prepared. Pink Poodle 07:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

disregard

cocks Weatherman(talkpage) 02:38, 3 June 2009 (UTC) sup dude.

Hey Faggot

Pink Poodle 07:22, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

morning bud

yo Weatherman(talkpage) 11:30, 14 June 2009 (UTC) BREAKING NEWS

i called btw did you get the MESSAGE ? Weatherman(talkpage) 19:05, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Please delete William Cowper Brann article

Please delete my article on William Cowper Brann ASAP. I need to work on it and make its Internet relevance, linkiness, picsiness, and lulziness up to ED standards. -- User_talk:Chardin, 14 June 2009

Adam Pacitti has potential

Plox to step the fuck off, plox

^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 21:39, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

How can I report uncyclopedia junk?

I'm still new with this whole thing and I'm asking you for help (since you gave me that wiki help guide, that thing really helped thanks). how do I report articles that deserve to be in uncyclopedia instead? the article I'm talking about is Stevie Wonder.JB6 03:20, 18 June 2009 (UTC)user:JB6

-I don't see how there is any potential in that article. It has nothing to do with drama, internet, or memes. It's talking about stupid things like how stevie wonder found a chips factory or whatever. I did add to it though, i gave it that shit template. I'm sorry but it just doesn't make sense.JB6 03:31, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

--You mean the discussion board at the article right?JB6 03:38, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

YOU

• Handle Portal:Gaming shit until I get my crap back plz? I'll reward you with ISK... wait... I dunno. But plz? Pink Poodle 21:29, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

howdy

Weatherman(talkpage) 12:53, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

hey brah

Would you liek to help me out with a new page I have going, if you've got the time? Seeing as we have previous experience with mental cases it'll be fun. Replicant10000 22:37, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

User:768_buy_levitra

Why is this piece of shit User:768_buy_levitra worth keeping? UnfriedKFC 16:14, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Hai Pierced

If you ban someone for just two hours you might let them bear that terribly long time. No dis, just suggesting.vanff 16:22, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

• Up to you but srsly think it is a bad idea to ever revoke a 2 hour block.vanff 16:29, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

IRC

It says I am banned from the IRC chat for god knows what. UnfriedKFC 16:21, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

• Get a real client. --Pierced ^Anonymous 16:31, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Weird I had clicked talk and edit. Dunno Net is fucking up tonight, thanks for letting me know. The Vampirate 06:14, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Hello, I am Sven

lol, I moved it to that name a few months ago when the page was being vandalised. Thanks for changing it back, I'd forgotten all about it! - Raspberry Rush [talk page]

Re. WTF is this?

Placeholder.vanff 14:09, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

sandbox pic

Holy crap that almost looked like it had teeth on it, close up. Replicant10000 03:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Question

Do you think this is good enough for mainspace yet? Replicant10000 23:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

• Okay, I'll work on it for a while and then get back to you. Replicant10000 23:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Mainspace

Ready for mainspace? thx. Earfetish 23:48, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Thinking of you

I miss you my shnukems! - Flyinpigfetus ^Message 13:46, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

• Do you not love me? :[ /emo /wrists /hate - Flyinpigfetus ^Message 17:24, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Template

I made the Wordfilter template because while images (Penisfilter, Vaginafilter, and Buttfilter) exist, they do not provide the same variety as 4chan. This template deprecates those images. An elite 02:09, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Robert winston somethin

Holy shit is that the same MC thats the anger management reject on irc? I don't think I've ever seen MC actually post. -Wit • msg 21:36, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Bandwidth envy

I've undone your redirect of Bandwidth envy because that page was pretty damn old. We've been told to respect ED's roots, as rotten as some of them might be, and make pages like that better instead of removing them. --ܐܪܕܥ.:EZRA:. 00:09, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

• Its not a big deal, I'm pretty sure I made a similar mistake a couple months ago. I just didn't want you to think I was being a dick about your edits so I left the note. Also, apparently I'm too high to socialize properly, so I apologize for these awkward messages. Usually I'm so much more eloquent.--ܐܪܕܥ.:EZRA:. 03:22, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

THIS

User:Pink_Poodle/Brad_McQuaid What do you think of it. Pink Poodle 04:54, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Pierced

I think most EDiots want to see that crap go.vanff 17:32, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

• Sry, would like to join the discussion but not this nochy.vanff 17:39, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, dude

I added to the article a lil' bit, please tell me what else can I do, since there's not that much info at the moment. - Cracky

ED Sysop

Hello. Please check your email for an email from me. Response is appreciated within 24 hrs. Thank you. --girlvinyl 19:02, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Alright cool, thanks. I might see if I can make it again later, but I'm not sure how to really make it funny. --TractusVicis 03:30, 14 July 2009 (UTC)