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Hello --piilu 16:30, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

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Contents 1 Bats 2 Zeyra 3 Congratulations! 4 Range Saint and Swan 5 In re: Dimitri 6 congratulations 7 right wing 8 Dimitri The Lover 9 Video 10 Template 11 Sup 12 Greetings Eurofag 13 dude 14 RE: Cool bold text removal 15 Unblock

Bats

On your user page. I like :D DYS 15:15, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

WTF ARE YOU DOING srsly, im tryin to update the page —The preceding comment was added by Surfjdh‎, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Zeyra

Women do not their showers

Women do not their showers

Women do not their showers

Women do not their showers

Women do not their showers

Women do not their showers

Women do not their showers

--Pierced ^Talk 14:13, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations!

Hey! I wanted to let you know that the sysops have picked you as this month's star user and the recipient of our newly combined Vox Dramatica / free t-shirt to show our appreciation for your hard work. Since you are the first person to get this prestigious honor, we don't really have a clear process worked out. So... take a look around the ED t-shirt shop. If you see something you like, shoot me a mail through the e-mail function or directly at misterioblanco@gmail.com with the shirt you want, the size you wear and a mailing address. If you're uncomfortable giving out your mailing address, we can credit you a free t-shirt on the shop, but it won't cover shipping due to the way the shop works. And finally if you don't see a shirt you like now, you are more than welcome to hold on to this to cash in at any future time. WM 15:38, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

• Hey fgt, I got the shipping notification for your shirt. Please let me know if it gets there safely. If you want to express your ED patriotism by sending in a picture of you wearing it, I'll reward you with sexual favors if I'm ever in your country. WM 16:46, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Range Saint and Swan

Reason being they been on the furfaggotry needed page for a while, like more than a year for Range and Saint, Swan much longer, a user by the name of User:Hardcase Hardcase and I been going through some of them seeing what is worth keeping and what is worth getting rid of on the page, like if no one is going to do an article on them then what is the point of keeping them on there?

In re: Dimitri

Fuck it. Move it to fucking namespace, no excuses. I'm happy with it so far, and I couldn't give a fat Thai AIDS patient about flooding RC - you should look at my list of microedits sometime. Congrats on your fucking t-shirt. We love your work, keep it up! Fuck!

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(Talk) (Contribs) defiled this page on October 1, 2009 18:32

congratulations

As you know, we can't give sysop to underage users, but you've certainly earned it. Hence, Vox Dramatica and a t-shirt. We love you :) --_æ • ^æ 22:53, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah dude good job. Those bats must be very proud :P DYS 23:52, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

• --piilu 08:54, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Congrats! :D --Pierced ^Talk 00:21, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

• I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR HAND IN IT --piilu 08:54, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

• dude! that's awesome - congrats. make sure to get a picture in your new shirt in front of some Pillu-ian landmark! © annabis Consuming Edito

• 8) --piilu 08:54, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Congrats ^_^ - Alliecat 00:26, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

• thank you --piilu 08:54, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

• If it were legal to send you Oxy's through the mail, I'd have someone else do it. Congrats my friend!!! Very proud of you. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

right wing

• good call. i was on the fence about where to send it. nazi fits far better. © annabis Consuming Edito

Dimitri The Lover

Hey Piilu, first off, congrats on the ED entry on Dimitri The Lover. Secondly, you may want to check out the following juicy info to beef up the entry. This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

Early this morning his Wikipedia page was taken down due to complaints from feminazis. Wikipedia literally caved in to pressure. Here is the discussion thread:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/James_N._Sears

You forgot to mention that Dimitri The Lover runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

Here is a copy of the latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

Here is The Prophet's main web site:

http://dimitrithelover.com

Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman (NSFW): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

Video

I cannot see the video. There is a problem with noscript and stuff. Upload it on youtube. :D --Pierced ^Talk 19:45, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

• Thanks Dude DYS 17:35, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

Template

Nice touch :) DYS 20:09, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

Sup

Lol I'm done vandalizing your pages. Unblock me on whatport? <3 --PirateSmackK^Arrrr! 15:33, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

Greetings Eurofag

Just wondering why you had Estonia userfied? It wasn't the best article but it had some funny stuff in it. Bantustan 02:49, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

dude

i was saving that bacon.  ;) oh wait. i'm a vegetarian. © hallenge

• Bacon is yum. DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE

RE: Cool bold text removal

Thanks. --Michaeldsuarez ^{(Talk) (Misdeeds)} 18:37, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Unblock

Hi, User:Shkogggg was accidentally blocked, so I wondering if you can please unblock him. Thanks. --Michaeldsuarez ^{(Talk) (Misdeeds)} 15:52, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

I asked her and she unblocked him. Sorry for the confusion. --Michaeldsuarez ^{(Talk) (Misdeeds)} 17:36, 23 November 2009 (UTC)