User talk:Plato

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Hey, I'm happy to help however I can. Let me assure you that you are not going to get banned for making an article, even if it's not that good. If you're concerned, you should work on the article in your userspace, at User:Plato/ArticleName, where you replace ArticleName with whatever you want. Nobody will touch it there, even sysops.

Let me also give you some links. Here is ED:101

You have some RECOMMENDED READING!!! Could you plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies.

Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required

of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0


YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!


And here are some helpful suggestions for new articles

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[edit] Your new article

Gravitycat wants to help.
Gravitycat wants to help.

Hey, you've made an article about gammamute that might have potential, but you should probably work on it or it'll get deleted. Want some tips?

Sounds like a lot of work, but it's really not. Do these, and your article won't get deleted.


If you want to make a draft and put the link on my talk page, I'll take a look at it for you, but if you follow those guidelines and look at other articles on simlar topics, you shouldn't have any problems! White•Mystery

[edit] Excuse me, wtf r u doin?

Hi, I noticed that you changed a bunch of the external links on the article thus rendering them non-functional. I was just wondering why, because you don't seem to be a vandal or anything. In fact, I've notcied that you've reverted a few BLANKING IN PROGRESSes. Other than that, you seem to be doing an all right job.
Regards, Endedruraltalk23:19, 9 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

I'm actually just making some changes to MysteryBot, but I really appreciate the offer. You ought to hop on IRC:


you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.


Get on irc fgt

and see if anyone there has anything in the works. White•Mystery

  • Sounds good. Sorry I can't be of more help! White•Mystery
  • Hey, I took the name off the Gammamute article. The guy came on IRC and we spoke. Let's leave it off for now, we discuss re-adding it in the future if anything changes. White•Mystery
  • Well, the guy came on claiming he had proof that you were Gammamute. I told him that since I know nothing about the situation, it's mostly a he-said, she-said situation. We agreed that we'd remove all real names and just leave it be, as opposed to having some big, stupid edit war. White•Mystery
  • As long as you don't put up the last name, I support you 100% in researching, adding to the article, and whatever else you can do. Removing the personal info was the only compromise we reached - beyond that you can flame the fuck out of him with anything you find online. White•Mystery

[edit] Simonzer0

When you're right you're right, Simonzer0 and Etsege are definitely 100% the same person. Thanks for the heads up. ~ Shalashaska 13:59, 22 March 2008 (CDT)

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Plato! I saw what you did with simonzer0
I just wanted to say keep up the good work
White•Mystery
Image:Police.gif HAY FAGGOT YES YOU

knock off your stupid shit

[edit] Hi

There is this really special key on the right side of the keyboard. It has a bent arrow on it pointing left. This wonderful item is called the return key. It can greatly aid the readability of posts when used properly. Now if you'll focus to the upper left corner of the keyboard you'll see a key with a ` and a ~ on it. If you hold down another great key, and press the ` key, you'll get a ~. If you type four of them ~~~~, then this will appear (only it will be your username when you use it): SuperMonkeyMan 14:18, 23 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] simonzer0 and gammamute

Don't thank me, thank Jasper. SuperMonkeyMan 20:47, 23 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] That shit you just created and said not to delete

Don't recreate that. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 20:06, 27 March 2008 (CDT)

You have some RECOMMENDED READING!!! Could you plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies.

Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required

of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0


YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!


[edit] Title Goes Here

It's no problem at all. I remember when somebody came on about a week ago spouting that garbage about Gammamute. It kind of bothered me then, but I let it go. Then the asshole goes and makes an account and starts blanking pages and shit. Oh well, we should get some good, lulzy material out of all of this, at least.--Endedruraltalk 12:54, 28 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hello

I hear you are in need of my services. What happened and what's up? I can see by the block log that you got blocked. I'll leave that sysop a message about unblocking you because you were restoring the correct version of the page against vandalism. In the future, don't revert sysops or refer to their edits as vandalism. White•Mystery

[edit] Blanking

Don't do it. We're trying out the parallel presentation approach to this little snugglefest between you two. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 21:46, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

  • This is your final warning. Stop fucking with the Gammamute article. You have your version and he has his, and you both have the talk pages available to you. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 21:55, 31 March 2008 (CDT)
  • You've both vastly overestimated the amount of time anyone is willing to devote to either of you. If you care to find another sysop to explain things to, more power to you. Otherwise, we'll let the reader decide. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 22:02, 31 March 2008 (CDT)
  • The Simonzer0 article is yours. I do apologize for that, I got confused during the back and forth. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 22:12, 31 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ChaCha

That sounds fine. Or, an even more effective strategy might be to make a subpage for the transcripts, which is done quite often... or maybe just collapse it. The reason I reverted that stuff was because it was not only self-congratulatory, but it made the article over 100 kb. So, the article consisted of a fuckton of text with very little content. Though I suppose there might have been something worthwhile in that huge-ass wall of text, so I have no problem with keeping it. Just not in the article, in its previous form.--I am Gammamute talk

[edit] Hamburger nipples

 
“ 		 
I thought it was funny...
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—Plato


Frankly, I find that disturbing. Sure, go to town. No, I'm not restoring the content for you. There was nothing there that needs to be preserved in any form. Here's the pic. My only stipulation is that it'd better make some goddam sense. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 16:34, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Excuse me, wtf r u doin?

If you love SimonZer0 so much edit his page fgt. Gammamute is my article now. -DGAS 18:19, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

  • lol you gullible idiot. I really don't think jasper gives a shit as per my last talk with him. you've got the simonzer0 article, only because you whined and bitched about it, and fueled even more abuse. I suppose you could take it up with Jasper, but I really don't think its a good idea to bug him too much about it. You've harrassed the shit out of the sysops here, I'd be very careful how much more drama you cause. In the meantime, stay off my article unless you plan on making fun of yourself. I'll keep good edits, but your unfunny 'lol i pwnd my stalking target' goatse images haven't been funny for ten years. we're done, here, and I don't give a shit. I'm very sure no one will help you given your behaviour here. Plato 21:15, 1 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] this is your last chance

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS TO ME? I MADE YOU YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME YOU ARE NOTHING YOU HAVE NOTHING NO ONE CAN BEAT GAMMAMUTE I WILL ERODE YOUR STORY BIT BY BIT I WILL BECOME YOU GAMMAMUTE WILL FINALLY BECOME CHRIS PUNCHES YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HOME YOU WILL LOSE YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE YOU CROSSED GAMMAMUTE I WILL CONSUME YOU I WILL ASSIMILATE YOU STOP RESISTING

NOW YOU WILL REMOVE THIS ARTICLE OR I WILL BE ADVANCING AND NONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKS WILL DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT THEY CANT PROTECT YOU FOREVER THEY ARENT THAT SMART NOT SMART LIKE ME DO NOT CROSS ME AGAIN

NOW YOU WILL COMPLY YOU WILL TAKE THE ARTICLE DOWN NOW AND YOU WILL LEAVE ALL OF THEM DOWN YOU WILL BLANK THE GAMMAMUTE ARTICLE OR I WILL FIND YOU—The preceding comment was added by Gammaproxy, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • You better lock your windows tonight. What a fucking faggot. --lateral |talk| 23:25, 7 April 2008 (CDT)
  • heh. well....it was only a matter of time, I guess. This has been building up for years. Just ignore it. He'll eventually go away. He just blanked the simonzer0 article, btw, after arguing about getting everyone to hear his story by pestering the shit out of the sysops here he blanks it. I really think the dude is genuinely batshit nuts. He signed onto my irc server from a proxy in my home state like 5 minutes ago. get ready for logs. lol. Plato 23:32, 7 April 2008 (CDT)
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