User talk:Quasidan/2005

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comments from 2005....


Please only use the existing categories. There should be 35 at this time - if there are more, then someone has added to them and the new category will probably be deleted very soon. If you think new categories should be added, you'll need to come up with a convincing argument because we don't want additional categories at this time. Thanks for your contributions! --Aussieintn 06:49, 7 Feb 2005 (UTC)

  • What's wrong with additional categories, Aussie? --Quasidan 20:31, 7 Feb 2005 (UTC)
    • don't forget, aus likes to stir shit up too. --Killhamster 05:42, 12 Feb 2005 (UTC)

Hi. If there is a subset of articles that we have missed entirely and you plan to (or forsee someone else) create many of them, then go ahead. The preference is to keep categories rather few in number, but have them contain many articles. It's just geared toward keeping single-use categories out and categories with many articles in. You know? What category do you want to create? --girlvinyl 23:03, 7 Feb 2005 (UTC)

Contents

[edit] telekinesis

as of 05:19, 19 Jul 2005 (UTC), no longer funny. Bos

[edit] testing customized sigs

  1. Quasidan the Jew 22:58, 19 Feb 2005 (UTC)
  2. Q\D 01:02, 2 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • how'd you get these to work? just curious --Killhamster 07:40, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)
      • In Special:Preferences, under "user data", there's a field titled "Your nickname (for signatures)". In there I put: Q]]<sup>\</sup>[[User_talk:Quasidan|<sup>DAN</sup>. the key is to leave the brackets OPEN at the end. Here's the basic mod: Killhamster]] [[User_talk:Killhamster|talk. one love, Q\DAN 13:11, 3 Mar 2005 (UTC)
        • cool, thanks. --kh/ what 05:40, 5 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  3. Q\DAN 04:14, 9 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  4. Q\DAN 00:28, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  5. Q/DAN 00:29, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  6. QDAN 00:31, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  7. Quasidan|talk 06:39, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  8. Quasidantalk 02:50, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  9. Quasidan]] 02:51, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  10. Quasidan 02:51, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
  11. Lucky Pierre QD 05:04, 14 May 2005 (UTC)
  12. Quasidan—quasidan 22:29, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  13. —quasidan 22:30, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] ED goals

Wow. Your ED goals closely mirror mine. I should write a priority list like this on my user page. :D You're such a good editor. I heart you. --girlvinyl 22:47, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)

Every morning I wake up and look at the list. At the end of the day, I look at it again, and think: have I been a good person today? Answer is almost always "yes". --Quasidan the Jew 22:48, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)
Bahahaha. Wow. that is awesome. We are so alike. --girlvinyl 22:50, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Categories

Stop adding categories to all of the articles I wrote today - You are making me feel stupid. --Ghostlight 04:46, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE STUPID - I CORRECTED YOUR HEADLINE TEXT FOR YOU --Kingdeadfish
  • Never! --Q\DAN 04:49, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Thanks for formatting the Satan article. Damn Wiki. --GerbilSage

[edit] Random Praise

Redirecting Fran Drescher to Mormon Mastermind was sheer genius. Gerbilsage 05:20, 14 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Thanks for all the link additions on the Myspace entry. I'm still in the process of figuring all this shit out. --jardo 03:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Ridiculous Goth Links

Hey Dan, what do you think about opening up both Synthetik Misery articles so that someone can remove the massive amounts of linked communities that will never be written about because they're not exactly sources of drama? - his copying of the article to his home node has duplicated the links and now they're clogging the living fuck out of the Wanted page. I mean, I'd love to write up "Cum Undone", or "Old School" if it was going to be anything but a total snooze-fest. --無 & Ghostlight 07:06, 14 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • Add Paigegirl to that as well - both of them suffer heavily from linking any and all people or communities mentioned in their articles. --無 & Ghostlight 07:08, 14 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • Gee I would, but I didn't protect it. Ask whoever it was that locked it. --Q\DAN 13:11, 14 Mar 2005 (UTC)
    • **I heart Dan. He rules when it comes to editing ED.

--Scarlet-sysop 19:08, 15 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Can we get a redirect for dwarf to "midget"? Meus ovatio 23:41, 15 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Fuck you, Wiki mark-up sucks

See subject. (feel free to change at will) --? & Ghostlight 23:53, 17 Mar 2005 (UTC)

  • You know, his type makes me sick to my stomach. They pretend to love the wiki, they nurture it, cuddle it, praise it, but as soon as he needs something cool they abandon it like a dime store Soho hooker with a bad rash and a schnaps induced speech impediment. Well, all I have to say is Karma is a bitch and the wiki will avenge those that think they can just bend it to their whim. He will believe --BiGPimpin 08:37, 18 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 19:45, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I have Visio so if you need a chart or diagram plz inform me. --Quasidan 19:45, 25 Apr 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Dan

You are such a JEW.

  • Tru. --Quasidan 02:19, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
    • That is what makes you so damn hot. --Scarlet-sysop 03:24, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Conspiracy Theories

Do you think User:Penisbird is Meele? The article Meele moved her own article to was PB, and Penisbird keeps getting referred to as PB. Hmmmmmmm --Alexjon 21:46, 2 May 2005 (UTC)

  • I don't want to make any speculations. --Quasidan 02:19, 3 May 2005 (UTC)
    • Fair 'nuff... but we always need an air of mystery here! --Alex¯jon 21:52, 3 May 2005 (UTC)

How many pages have you BALETED? Are you trying to compete with me? I am the king of deletion! --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 03:57, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Saddam Hussein and Joseph Stalin

These are now two of my favourite articles. The epitome of the sort of lulz-filled misinformation we're all about. A+++.--hardvice (talk) 06:48, 29 May 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Atease

You can't say I didn't try. Anyway, it wasn't promotion. I, like, totally wasn't finished, you fairy lulz

Please see ateaseweb.

[edit] Bill O'Reilly

Okay, I get the joke now, and realise why my edits were killing it. Nice compromise, though. Turdfuck

thx for understanding --Lucky Pierre QD 05:02, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  • i've been totally banned haven't i? so all i have to is turn off my modem and i'm back in action right?? cause i use AOL.

[edit] User:XXmUrdErdoLlsXx

Whatever you tried to do there, it didn't work. Retard. --Scarletto the sock puppet talk to Scarletto 13:48, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I knew it wouldn't redirect because it still had the masturbator template on there. I guess it was supposed to be a mediawiki in joke. --Lucky Pierre QD 16:16, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] OUT OF TOWN?!??!

But quasidan... we need you.

Nobody do doughnuts on his lawn or anything.... --Harish Rallapali 05:26, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Random

Thanks for putting the category in the Minga article. I knew I was forgetting something. Gerbilsage 08:34, 7 Jul 2005 (UTC)

NPP --Lucky Pierre 18:46, 7 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] In the ass

I saw you reverted my edits and said, "simplicity is key to this article". In what article should I put the stuff I added instead (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=In_the_ass&oldid=23196)? Thodin 14:35, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I would put the Charlie and Chocolate Factory in anal sex, and the futhman pic in rape. --Lucky Pierre 22:13, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] monkey

Also the monkey redirect you changed. The offensive one was funny. Now you ruined it! Thodin 15:13, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)

So change it back --Lucky Pierre 22:14, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)
I didn't want to get in a revert war. But since you say so then... Thodin 23:14, 8 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] You're an admin/sysop, right?

girlvinyl says on her page that she's too busy so I'll say it to you. About downage...

Your site is down about 12 hours a day. I think someone is using your website to leech images off of (like they can do to wikipedia because of the software.) I think if this is fixed, the site won't be down so much. Thodin 00:14, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Thodin, I don't have privs to see that or change anything about that. I am only an admin of the wiki itself. I will pass this along to GV though. --Lucky Pierre 00:26, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Angst

Hey there, I uploaded a glamour portrait of Josie Nutter and then re-evaluated her potential to eat anyone who posted her photos so I did a paint version. Would you mind deleting the photo tanutter.jpg when you have the time? Thanks. -awshit

Done. For future reference, if you give the paint version the same filename and upload, it will overwrite (I know it stays in the history but that's probably safe enough). --Lucky Pierre 17:57, 9 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Josephthelover

I've temporarily protected it so it will hold still while you edit. Otherwise the self-promoting wanker is likely to be reverting some of my work. --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:28, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I basically changed all the "woman" to "man", too lazy to do it again. the energy-to-lolz exchange is not worth it. --Lucky Pierre 05:29, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • Yeah, that would be unoriginal, anyway. The "look, he's gay!" joke is pretty much played out. So, should I unprotect to give myself another opportunity to burninate someone? --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:32, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Yes--but someone should infiltrate his LJ as well. Pictures plz. --Lucky Pierre 05:34, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Why not just ask hepkitten or girlvinyl to do it? Fire trucks
bc they are both lazy and not in Canada. Needs to be fake journal. --Lucky Pierre 05:37, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • He'd probably pirate some pics from somewhere. I'm fairly convinced he is a 13 year old boy. Well, 16 or 17 calculated from the year of birth indicated by the name Jj88, but with a 13 year old mentality. Now, STOP USING THE COLONS! WE USE THE ASTERISKS HERE! --Banbot talk to Banbot 05:39, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)
I love the colon, though. My talk page so :-P. --Lucky Pierre 05:42, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I knew I'd get to burninate someone soon. It took just five minutes. --Banbot talk to Banbot 06:02, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Kancho

Hi, I did most of the editing on this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho The subject is extremely funny. Read this from beginning to end: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html Wikipedia hasn't ruined it yet (for months and months) and I think we need a kancho article. But I think a direct copy from wikipedia would seriously piss everyone off so I'm not sure what to do. Perhaps you could offer me ideas. Any help appreciated, thanks. Thodin 潅腸 武 14:35, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I'm not reading anything from beginning to end. Go ahead and cuntpaste it--if Banbot doesn't like, it will delete it. I personally don't care, although I'd prefer if you TRANSWIKIED it to us. --Lucky Pierre 22:55, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)
  • I agree with the subtle implication that the article is TL;DR. It would need to be abbreviated or the typical ED reader would... um.... what were we talking about? --Banbot talk to Banbot 03:31, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Here's a quote:
I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."

Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.

You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.

It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin.

I hope you find this funny. Many have read the whole thing. ... I'm going to ask banbot for advice. Thodin 潅腸 武 23:05, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Tell you what--find one way how this relates to drama OTI and I'll stand by you. --Lucky Pierre 02:49, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)
Hmm... Well actually I was just wondering how to do it properly. You see, the subject is funny, but it's on wikipedia where they had funny, but they left it alone (even those stalkers). I'm wondering what I should cut and what I should change, or if I should keep it as is.

As for OTI, basically the guy is famous on the internet. It's not too internet drama-y yet, except for some stuff on his forum and then how the people on the forum want to add info about things like Kancho, waist-shake, and Michael Jackson juice to urban dictionary and wikipedia. Thodin 潅腸 武 03:23, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • This info would need to be incorporated into the abbreviated article. If you could satirize Azrael a little, that would help. For example, the writer has terribly TL;DR stories on his/her site. S/he is basically a self-promoting wanker, right? I haven't read anything because it's so TL;DR, but it looks as though s/he's probably gay or transexual or something of that ilk. For example, in the short story I glanced at, s/he seems to refer to him/herself as "Christine". Now, I know s/he has a dick because s/he mentions it several dozen times in the "editorial" called My kids are perverted. In conclusion, there's something very queer going on, which could make the article much more in keeping with the what we've come to expect here. --Banbot talk to Banbot 04:23, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Request

Would you send me the source code to the wiki stalking article banbot deleted. I will see if I can make it on a different wiki (a completely other website that is). You can paste it into my talk page. Thodin 潅腸 武 14:29, 16 Jul 2005 (UTC)

don't capitalize dgt. <math>Insert formula here</math>

[edit] JamesBoyd

Do you know this unfunny gimp? I'm considering banning it. Any reason not to? --Banbot talk to Banbot 14:39, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • I don't know him IRL. He IMed me after we found out that we both live in suburbs of the same city. He lives in Virginia, so I recommend banning him for that reason. --l33t admin 15:50, 29 Jul 2005 (UTC)

[edit] plz join

Make sure you're a member here: ed_admins. Thanks. --girlvinyl 07:18, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[edit] New Orleans

I don't want to start and edit war with a looser but Hardvice has majorly fucked up the layout, info, & pics for the New Orleans article. In addition he has uploaded a fuckin lame pic and removed the awesome flooded city one. Please revert it and reinforce it somehow, because u got the power! Everybody likes to try and aggravate me. I made the article cool. Thanks. --Awshit 18:02, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

  • Actually, you made it flow poorly in some browsers. Mixed left-and-right images look like crap in low resolutions in Gecko browsers; they make the text look all ragged and fucked up. The flooded city pic should still be in there; if not, put it back. Also, please stop being a whiny pussy—if you have an issue with me, take it up with me instead of going around my back.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 20:01, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
  • OK I just saw this. You are both bitches, leave me alone. —quasidan 20:37, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Did you know

You made 4891 edits since February 7th? That makes me wanna vomit over your penis. ~ Banaan 20:39, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

  • How do you find out how many edits you've made? "Things to revert" doesn't number them. --Mister Six 20:53, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    • I used to know, but I forgot. —quasidan 20:42, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Uhm in some people's case, set it to view 10000 edits, cuntpaste it into kladblok.. eh what's it called.. notepad.. and look at the number of rows.. ~ Banaan 21:10, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Recent Edits

Sorry about the "recent changes" spam. It will not happen again. O&V, badly shaken (never mind, you probably know where the page is anyway.) My thanks to all of the persons out there who were kind enough to stop at one "Recent Changes"/"M4str4b8tr" template.

[edit] Something's broke

For some reason, linking to "sick_fuck" works, but linking to "sick fuck" doesn't. I tried making a redirect from the first to the second, but it doesn't work for some reason, and now I'm all confused, so I'm going to leave it to you to clean up. ^.^ --Ntg85 09:21, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)

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