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Contents 1 Again 2 SHOOP DA WOOP 3 STOP 4 Quit Spamming My Talk Page, LOL 5 THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME 6 OMG BUTTSECKS NO WAI 7 "Cyclotouriste" Entry 8 Ban Request: Bunnyman 9 Youtube of the Now 10 hay 11 it's like Argent, it just keeps coming back 12 thanks anyways though, you and whose army 13 PLZ 14 PNG article 15 Re: Needless to say 16 HEY DOUCHE 17 Y U SAY I R BAD? 18 B&? 19 MWAGAHGAGAHAGEHGAHAHAHAHAAAAA GRAWWWWWRRRR 20 Suck my ass hair. 21 Delete this piece of crap 22 Virginia Tech shootings massacre

Again

Thanks for the help Ribs! U da crackerest mofo around! Slimem88 00:53, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

SHOOP DA WOOP

internet, serious business!!!! --Peppery 04:41, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

STOP

Don't welcome me. I'm WELL AWARE of YOUR plans and I'm NOT here to play games with you! KKK88 04:43, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

• YELLOW SKIN ALL OVER YOU!!!--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 04:51, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Quit Spamming My Talk Page, LOL

In future you will know better, lol. --Entropy 08:00, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME

--Afed 19:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

OMG BUTTSECKS NO WAI

Thanks for the warm welcome and the subsequent SURPRISE BUTTSECKS in the chat room. Hopefully, I'll be able to contribute some tasty tidbits to various articles down the road. I had some dirt on Psyguy, but the article got locked down before I could mention it, so I'll just put my useless trivia in the Talk Page for Psyguy.

Once again, thanks for the BUTTSECKS! I'll make sure to return the favor very soon. <3 ~ Doc Lithius (U)(T)(C) 21:44, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

• You were actually assraped by a 6ft tall amazon named chimi. srry.--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 21:45, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

"Cyclotouriste" Entry

Hey guy. I removed the pictures from the "cyclotouriste" entry because the pictures are not of the same "cyclotouriste". I would appreciate it if you would leave them down. The guy in the pictures has the handle "cyclotouriste" on flickr. His (my) name is Michael Wolfe. That does not mean I am the same guy who has the handle "cyclotouriste" on the lonely planet forum, who I presume is John Gobin Shaw. I have never been on the lonel planet forum, and I don't much like being associated with this other guy's (Shaw's) behavior. Two totally different people who just happen to like bicycling. Thanks.

Ban Request: Bunnyman

I would like to formally request a ban on the user known as Bunnyman on the grounds that he altered my User Page. I don't particularly care that he fiddled with the Psyguy page and its respective talk page, but I'm pretty sure it's against some sort of rule to alter another person's User Page without their permission... That's what the user talk page is for, afterall.

Thanks for any help. ~ Doc Lithius (U)(T)(C) 01:55, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

• Er, no. User pages are subject to raping at a moments notice. Things don't work that way, son. --Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:01, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I see... Well, whatever. Thanks anyway. ~ Doc Lithius (U)(T)(C) 02:07, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Youtube of the Now

To set up a Youtube of the Now, find an available date by checking ED:VID. (Currently, we're running featured vids for two days before changeover, although we can always make exceptions, particularly when there is a holiday). Then simply edit the template for that specify date. In this particular case, the next opening (barring reshuffling vids) is on the 11th, so I'll add it to Template:Youtube of the Now/11 and Template:Youtube of the Now/12, and add it in to the featured video listing. --Blu Aardvark 20:27, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

hay

why'd my kagome article get deleted?—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Clean up, round up, and massacre of the orphans—The preceding comment was added by Riboflavin, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

bad link and its not in there......fucking rocket surgeon you are --fuck_u fuckin' fuck'o'clock central standard—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• It's not in there, because I deleted it. That is a list of articles that aren't linked to anywhere. Yours was on there, and it was pretty crappy. It was deleted. End of story.—The preceding comment was added by Riboflavin, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

i've seen crappier articles get frontpaged. i think you deleted it because Kagome threatened you...in which case youre a pussy.—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Sign your fucking name with four fucking tildes. And I'm sorry your standards of lulz are so low, that you think that I would be "threatened" by someone I've never heard of and have had no contact with in order to delete a piece of shit article like that. You need to lurk moar, and lose the butthurt. Shit gets deleted all the time, get over it.—The preceding comment was added by Riboflavin, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

She's in every fucking flash movie on the internet. But no youre right not notable at all, i'm clearly not funny....shoulda said "lulz" more and made it about some livejournal user. LULZ i SAID "LIVE JOURNAL" AND TYPED THIS IN CAPS AND WAS SELF REFERENTIAL!! ZOMG! saves you trouble ->—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Start your own damn wiki then. This is a good page to start, kthxbai.—The preceding comment was added by Riboflavin, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Or you could just gb2wikipedia and take your formatting hardon with you.—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• You just can't let this go, can you? You have a compulsive need to respond to every one of my edits and replace my signature, and that's what makes you such a good lol-cow, kthxbai.

you fail hard at troll psychology.—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• It's good to see you can't stop responding, lol-cow.--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:14, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I can't stop responding!—The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

You just deleted it because i posted her home address and your mom got scared. —The preceding comment was added by Pigpen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• • Can't stop responding, can you? Well, looks like someone else took care of that.--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:40, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

it's like Argent, it just keeps coming back

hai Ribo...this piece of shit: Mind If I Do A J? showed up again like 4 minutes after you flushed it...just FYI --subseven 11:26, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• I have committed the vile sin of rape. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:46, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • oic ;_;--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 20:41, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • hooray!..:D...i hate commercials...especially poorly written ones

--subseven 21:46, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

thanks anyways though, you and whose army

Weatherman

PLZ

STOP. KISS ME YOU FOOL

Anonymous 89 07:44, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

PNG article

Seriously, redo that shitty PNG article, it does make any sense and it's not funny. —The preceding comment was added by teffen, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Seriously, it's fucking hilarious. You just don't understand the humor of it. --Blu Aardvark 08:10, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

• • The incomprehensible factor here is my white hot lust for Ribo --Eppigy 20:24, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
• Lol, wut? I'm not your bitch. I also don't see you complaining about the GIF article we have. Try again l8r plz--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Re: Needless to say

There's plenty of one-line articles.

• True, but at least they went somewhere with those few words. What I deem shit, you may not, etc. --Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 23:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

HEY DOUCHE

--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 17:44, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

• FUCK OFF--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 18:00, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Fine!--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 18:01, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

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Y U SAY I R BAD?

I B GUD. BUT IM BORED.

Becouse the pool is closed.

p.s.: So, im to assume that changing the Threatlevel is a no no?

-Doc

Ok, cool then.

Less than three.

B&?

what was that? Like a ban timebomb?

SORRY! Plz dont ban me! ill be good!

MWAGAHGAGAHAGEHGAHAHAHAHAAAAA GRAWWWWWRRRR

Zomg a ZERG RUSH 02:55, 14 April 2007 (UTC) tilde tieldldd ili dleed dtildieee

Suck my ass hair.

If I completely changed the opinion of The White Stripes' article, it would be immediately reverted and I would get a crapflood of messages from retards that use their elbows to type. —The preceding comment was added by B3nnic3, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Well, since you don't even feel like taking a chance in doing so and just want to complain about shit... BANNED--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 00:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Delete this piece of crap

Click here and you'll earn 5000 free points to use in some weird illegal casino

Virginia Tech shootings massacre

• So I heard you died IRL, lol. --Entropy 19:45, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

• Homicide is never the answer to a battlenet server crash mang :/ gg --Theburk 21:57, 16 April 2007 (UTC)