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Contents 1 Clyde Cash 2 Unrelated 3 Re:What is Abbo? 4 Outta here! 5 ED Sysop 6 Ts;dr 7 sdhkf 8 Forumfall 9 I saw what you did thar 10 Request 11 Ok 12 POTN 13 AnonTalk pictures 14 Move from wikia 15 Our pal ... 16 ... 17 God damn it 18 It's okay 19 I probably shouldn't ask 20 Quotes 21 Yeah, yeah 22 FBCM 23 Dr. Rush 24 image question

Clyde Cash

Chris Chan is the most fail thing to ever happen ever. I refuse to acknowledge him other than on this talk page. -- cargirl 02:25, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

• Are you fucking kidding me? Are you srsly fucking kidding me? -- cargirl 02:28, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't give a shit. Suck my cock. -- cargirl 02:45, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Question: Is Clyde Cash really dead? --Jaques Ousse 12:17, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

• He killed his trollsona and then brought it back. --Ritegroic 16:48, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Unrelated

Weatherman(talkpage) 21:18, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

What's your AIM or skype again ? Weatherman(talkpage) 22:44, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't use either. --Ritegroic 22:45, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Re:What is Abbo?

Abbo is short for aborigines. Sick Fuck 01:18, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes I already know that. --Ritegroic 07:58, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Outta here!

Heyya. I'm gone for six weeks from tomorrow morning. Catch ya when I get back ^_^ - Alliecat 09:05, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Y'all don't come back now.vanff 14:13, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

ED Sysop

Hello. Please check your email for an email from me. Response is appreciated within 24 hrs. Thank you. --girlvinyl 19:01, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Ts;dr

See fail.vanff 11:58, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

• lol wut --Ritegroic 13:46, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

sdhkf

You did, in fact, protect the wrong version of the article, Crimson-Silvrblood. Pro. Tesla 16:40, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

• It always happens. http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Version As the page says, "Remember that it is likely the sysop who protected The Wrong Version did this out of personal malice against you. At the very least, always remember that no sysop ever protects a page unless he or she is involved in the dispute and prefers the content in one version over another." --Ritegroic 01:26, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Forumfall

I didn't want to delete it because I wanted to be able to more easily move it to mainspace if it ever became mainspace-worthy. I also wanted people to edit in the userspace. Shrubkike was here 14:03, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

• Oh I thought you wanted it protected from recreation but didn't know ED could now do it like I did because of recent upgrades to ED. --Ritegroic 14:05, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I saw what you did thar

Why don't you take a seat? Sunflower Penis 15:58, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

• The chick is in her 20s or at least she looks like it. --Ritegroic 16:56, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

She is chubby, yet has small tits? Therefore her tits haven't quite developed yet, meaning she is under 18. Still, it's not illegal if she fucks me, right? Sunflower Penis 03:29, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I think we're talking about different people. I'm talking about the chick who is thin, looks in her 20s, and has reasonably sized breasts. --Ritegroic 03:35, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

She has sausage fingers. I can spot a chub-chub. They alway upload the pics that make them look the least fat. She's over 9,000 times fatter than that IRL and her tits are over 9,000 times smaller especialy when she is laying on her back getting fucked hard and deep in the vagina. Either way, I want tits. Sunflower Penis 03:42, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Chris-chan has very large tits. --Ritegroic 14:01, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

• Holy shit yo're a retard. Do you still think I'm BaT? Do a checkuser dude! I'm Hagger! Actually don't bother with the checkuser; my IP address usually points to Bristol which is coincidentally the same city as BaT, but I don't live there. I'm not BaT! Sunflower Penis 00:37, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

• I heard from others you were BaT or maybe you said you were BaT, I don't remember. I don't keep track of people's IPs unless they really cause a lot of trouble. I didn't realize Hagger was banned until now; hmm for posting links to CP, too. Still regardless you should've known better that just raid instructions don't constitute a single article and that kinda thing would instead only go in another article. --Ritegroic 01:03, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, but I think the incident will get bigger. It's Britfag's turn tomorrow, which should be funnier, 'cause they're more polite on the phone. Sunflower Penis 01:39, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Request

Can you add "...that Starbucks sells ice cream cakes?" to ED:MoarYouKnow for the lulz? Sunflower Penis 02:19, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

• Done. --Ritegroic 05:40, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok

Having a mild attraction to small girls does not make me a faggot pedophile that runs around after three year old boys. That's just disgusting.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 12:56, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

I can't see that there's much else to be said. I think it's already evident that KawaiiNeko-tan is just trying to cause problems for everyone. Accusing myself of posting disturbing topics to Anontalk, and continuously insulting the IRL raiders for being fat and ugly; whilst they're flyering Kimmo's neighborhood and ruining his life? How can he be anything other than a troll?--Kimmoalmisafaggot 13:05, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Woops. Got it now.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 13:09, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

You're a sysop, right? Can you make the decision as to if KawaiiNeko-tan's bullshit will be allowed here or not? If not we're just gonna have a "undo" war. You can see how he is just trying to cause problems between everyone, right? There is no proof in his accusations.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 22:22, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

POTN

They were to long for the AOTN i am going to try to move them to a date that has an AOTN that is long enough.
^(wha?)
Penni-piper 14:04, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

• OK the one you had up for the first is just way too long. It is much easier to have squareish pictures on the front page so that there is a better chance that it will match the AOTN when it is put up. That picture is more than 600px high and that is just too tall. sorry -penni

• • yes that should work -penni

AnonTalk pictures

here are all of the pictures that I removed. could you at least tell me how in what way each of them contribute to the article? I listed my reasons as to why I removed them.

--Ierjfkvdhgidfoin 14:50, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

P.S.

"It must also be said that Kimmo does constantly check this article for updates even though he pretends that he doesn't want to 'associate with trolls'." That is based in reference to a PM my friend (a rogue ex-wiseguy) recieved. He asked Sysop about the article and responded that "only trolls would visit that site" and threatened to unmake him a wiseguy if he continued checking it.

"If you ever see content that is not pedophilia, 100% of it is Kimmo Alm using multiple IDs to talk to himself--if you point this out your post will be deleted and you will be banned." ...This is a joke, right? --Ierjfkvdhgidfoin 14:56, 1 September 2009 (UTC) ^Not legal maybe but might as well be in my book. -Wit • msg 15:34, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

• Bleh, you can unban him if you want, I assumed some kind of implied threat while not bothering to read that crap. My bad. -Wit • msg 17:28, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

Move from wikia

I noticed a lot of the wikifur usernames are gone and only new ones are there, unless I saw it wrong. So then this means that people could cause chaos by doing lots of impersonation? --Ritegroic 14:56, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

No. I wrote an AuthPlugin (need to get the code up . . .) to protect prior usernames and transfer users' preferences from Wikia. You cannot create an account with a username which previously edited on WikiFur. If you try to login, it uses the login credentials to access Wikia behind the scenes, confirming your identity and retrieving your email address and preferences. This is all transparent to the user - it just takes a couple of seconds longer to login the first time. GreenReaper 15:21, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

That's good you stopped the potential of endless impersonation faggotry. And that is a good extension for use on ED's sister site whatport80.com --Ritegroic 15:33, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

Well, bear in mind that this is a specific workaround to a problem - not having access to the users table. If you're running on the same computer, it would be better to use shared tables, or (if that doesn't work well for you) CentralAuth. GreenReaper 15:45, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

Our pal ...

You would not believe how close that came to happening already; both at his mommy's place and at CSULB. The posters, etc, were all done up - I'd seen the pdfs. His dox are ridiculously easy to find & the retard has pissed off so many people at this stage that it could be any of a number of people, really. But yeah, it's was pretty close to happening last January or thereabouts but people lost interest - Alliecat 00:24, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

...

No, not me. I haven't even posted on that site (yet). Believe it or not, I do have better things to-do.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 11:45, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

• Hmm... They said it was The Toaster guy who is supposed to be you. They never did say what country his IP was coming from, though. --Ritegroic 16:14, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

• (You should have responded at my user-page.) They most likely didn't release the IP address because that would prove that I did not make any posts. I'm being accused of so much random shit I know nothing of at the moment, it's fucking insane. Especially since everyone drew the (incorrect) association between myself and this "Toaster" character. They think I am Kimmo's best friend, when in reality I haven't visited Anontalk in several weeks. The whole helping ED by making this account for the purpose of revealing info about Kimmo's admin system has seriously backfired. I did not think that there would be several attempts to hack my computer in return for simply providing what I considered to be useful information.

TL;DR: Fuck ED.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 19:40, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

• It's primarily just KawaiiNeko-tan who doesn't like you. You should try to bring a truce with him though so you can join up against Kimmo. --Ritegroic 20:41, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

• I know. I don't understand why he hates me at all. I've never done anything wrong to him.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 21:40, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

God damn it

Why are you so cruel to Mrs. Alm? That is just not funny. (Although I laughed. Hard.)--Kimmoalmisafaggot 23:18, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

I didn't make the shoop, I just uploaded it here. --Ritegroic 23:24, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

We'll see about that.--Kimmoalmisafaggot 00:25, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

It's okay

It's okay, I just want you to know I'm alright and agree with your decision. Can they be put in the troll gallery or some shady back alley though? And that's just for the work I put in the emo one, the other one you can piss out the window. Let me know if you're okay with that, if not, I won't be butthurt about it. (Heck I posted them in the forums already too so.... ;) ) --^FB 09:04, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

• Oh thats perfect dude! thank you! :) --^FB 09:49, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

I probably shouldn't ask

But I'm going to. Is Zaiger no longer a sysop?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:36, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• Yes, The Banhammer is no more. Hmmm.. you used to be sysop but aren't any longer. What happened? --Ritegroic 19:44, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• Me? I threw a tandrum and left for a month. That's right, a whole month. It's a good thing we have quite a few sysops though because they're dropping like flies.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:53, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• When ED was much younger, sysops could piss off regular users all the time. Now if you do this, you get de-opped. --Ritegroic 19:56, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• Funny, I thought that was the point of being an ED sysop. Or a sysop of any sort.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 20:08, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• So why was he de-opped? He did a good job, IMO. Piss off the wrong person? - Alliecat 20:15, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• The reason on his logs [1] says why. --Ritegroic 20:18, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

• Oops! :/ - Alliecat 20:23, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Quotes

Thanks muchly, I like to try and keep a month ahead of possible. If you see any articles worthy of the bring page or pics it'd be cool to keep them ahead too. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:54, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

• duude, enough with the anontalk already! whoa! ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• Rushberry, I am done. I can't find anymore. --Ritegroic 02:41, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

lol, if it's not Chris-chan, it's Anontalk... I'm not sure which one is worse! ;) ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• AnonTalk is far worse, but it's a lulzcow farm instead of just one lulzcow. --Ritegroic 03:11, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, yeah

Alright, fair enough. Also I love you. --Knots 15:56, 25 September 2009 (UTC)

FBCM

yo. added some more to this article, and was wondering if you had any suggestions. i'd like to remove the {{boring}} tag, but it still needs some zing. what do you think? © annabis Consuming Edito

Dr. Rush

...is a pretty pimp username. I may have to adopt it sometime. I don't get into Stargate though, I have a girlfriend. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• It is unfortunate that your girlfriend is keeping you from watching good shows, which don't really take that long to watch. When you eventually marry someone then you can rent them all on netflix or blockbuster online and watch what you missed. --Ritegroic 02:32, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

• lol, is MacGyver still on the show? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦

• He was on the first show and made rare appearances on the spinoff Atlantis and the spinoff Stargate Universe. He has appeared on Stargate Universe quite a bit already. --Ritegroic 20:14, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

image question

i noticed earlier that i was having trouble with some older images that i uploaded not showing up. they're still in the articles, but when i try to view them or make new references to them they just show the link name. if i follow that link it gives me this

“	Service Temporarily Unavailable - The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.	„
—VoxCAST Server at images.encyclopediadramatica.com Port 80

now it's doing that with newly uploaded images. is that normal? it's been like that for a while - just thought i'd ask. thanks © hallenge

It's some kind of technical problem. I don't know what it is and I'm not the one who fixes these things. --Ritegroic 17:19, 4 November 2009 (UTC)

• All of ED's images are hosted and streamed from Voxel - in our case, 3731.voxcdn.com. While other cnamed domains are working okay, ours isn't, so I'm guessing someone didn't pay the bill this month ^_^ Yeah, I'm a fucking nerd - Alliecat 19:58, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
  • Notice old ED images work, it's just the server that accepts the new ones. --Sheneequa • Talk 20:01, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
    • Now I see how girlvinyl suddenly, magically did some extreme optimizations on ED that made all the images load fast and great a while back. She used that service. --Ritegroic 04:52, 5 November 2009 (UTC)