User talk:Rosetta
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Hello, Rosetta
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:
- 1. New User
- Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.
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Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.
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User:Blargh
Good luck with that. Blargh is like the crown of thorns on Baby Jesus' head (the one with the GIANT JEW NOSE). There's no way Jesus can scratch that itch. Walk it off Jesus.
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OldDirtyMudkips 04:17, 16 August 2007 (CDT)
sat·ire
n.
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
ED IS SATIRICAL, DUMBASS!!!
- Incorrect, Grasshopper. Some people have wit and know how to use it. Others plod along with a stick up their ass about some pet peeve, turning everything they touch into boring sentimental nonsense that Grandpa said they should nevar forget. --
| »⇔«¿ 00:25, 19 September 2007 (CDT)
HAI
Your ineptness with basic spelling and grammar is astounding. So shut the fuck up, lurkmoar, and learn how to shape words into sentences, sentences into paragraphs, and paragraphs into coherency. TfoTalk to meListen to me. 01:19, 19 September 2007 (CDT)
- Seconded!
PS, Rosetta (sic), I am not Blargh, but you are a self-hating Jew. --
| »⇔«¿ 01:24, 19 September 2007 (CDT)
