User talk:Samsara

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[edit] Banned

Banned for calling loldongs unfunny and fuckyou spamming peoples user pages. May be afiliated with nathanr in child porn ring.

He has lost all lulz.

Caelum 10:12, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Shut up. Gloating over someone who I'm guessing hurt your feelings with an edit just makes you look semi-no-completely pathetic. Miltopia 10:20, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
      1. Asterisk, motherfucker
      2. He told the story of me banning Samsara
      3. Where are those chatlogs?
      4. loldongs
      5. --Sheneequa • Talk 10:39, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Just more on the bullshit 
07:29 <@Sheneequa> caelum posted a link to dns comic, samsara called it
                   unfunny, weev caelum and myself fllipped at such blasphemy
                   against loldongs
07:29 <@Sheneequa> so caelum and I spammed him with loldongs after weev opped
                   caelum and caelum kickbanned
07:30 <@Sheneequa> then weev /fuckyou'd so samsara joined
                   #LOL_DONGS_@$(@(@$@*$(@* you know, etc
07:30 <@Sheneequa> he has dialup and a crappy computer so weev loldongs'd him
                   off of bantown
07:30 <@Sheneequa> then he put {{fuckyou}} on about 30 user talk pages, some
                   users good some bad
07:30 <@Sheneequa> so for being a douche I blocked him for 2 weeks
07:30 <@Sheneequa> weev also blanked template:fuckyou
07:31 <@Sheneequa> and someone has been putting some of the fuckyou pics on
                   random pages after I blocked samsara, so we're thinking it
                   was samsara
07:32 <+neurophyre> you'd think the vandalism would be more creative

Caelum 11:34, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] furry TOW admin

if that guy is an admin add a link to him as supplemental evidence on mongo's article about how out of control admins are? or no? fuckface mcgurk 08:19, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

  • Three admitted furries on TOW are admins. ContiE just happens to run the furluminati. Samsara 08:41, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Kelly's pic

Sorry, buddy. But what the hell, I like your version better anyhow. Hawkman 22:59, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Snowspinner

Yeah was planning to do so but I don't have the time rite now. I'll rv Bureaucratic Fuck and stub the article. I'll rewrite my version later. Hawkman 11:42, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] hipocrite talk

would you review that? fuckface mcgurk 18:41, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] pour-the-champagne

is blanking his talk page. so i gave him a spider on his user page. watch out. Tfo 22:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Gawd dammit

Putting {{fuckyou}} in the edit summary, when you are in fact welcoming someone is confusing me. Plz continue to do so-Ket Refill/lol 03:58, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

  • It's a joke. I sometimes feel tempted to welcome new users with the fuckyou template, but know better. I also have put the {{welcome}} template in the edit summary when I've put {{fuckyou}} in the message for vandals. Samsara 04:08, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sandbox

Way to kill the header. --Sheneequa • Talk 04:27, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

What's NOTOC do? Samsara 04:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

    • No table of contents. --Sheneequa • Talk 04:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Does the sandbox really need this? Samsara 04:30, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Do you have script skillz?

If you do, it'd be awesome if you could replace all the user= templates with a {{{1}}}. If you can't script then that's way too much work though. --Sheneequa • Talk 06:25, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

  • You mean link where it's on the fact template and its fact|text=(the fact) sort of thing? Samsara 06:36, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The Pool Has AIDS

Yes, I did make those movies. Not bad for some random interwebs loser, eh? -Mexican Pirate 13:36, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Template

Fixed the Sockpuppet template. And I removed those entries because they voted keep on the afd. --Sheneequa • Talk 23:22, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

  • I just got it but then I got a big edit conflict. Samsara 23:23, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome

Your welcome method fails it as evidenced by the === foo =. --Sheneequa • Talk 09:56, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

  • That's part of the humor. But it's fast, though. Samsara 09:57, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WKD's gay crush Feem

Holy what the fuck do you think you're doing you fucking little shit stabber? Adding pedant fucking horseshit to an article that fucks up the entire flow does not a funny article make. What the fuck is your problem and your hard-on for all this fact bullshit? Were you born a fucking retard, retard? Not every article has to be a lololcosplayfurriesinternets clusterfuck of gay gay gay proportions you fucking monkey. You SUCK. Your additions SUCKED. Continue to fuck with that program and I'll drop kick you until some other paranoid motherfucker can pull themselves away from cross-posting on ljs long enough to give a goddamn. wingsnugs, you fucking faggot--WKD 03:30, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Tell Tedkettle who stopped me from undoing all my edits. Samsara 11:03, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Cool it

There is no need to revert and erase your contributions-Ket Refill/lol 01:11, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

  • They're mine and I want to keep them. Samsara 01:12, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
    • There's no need to get shitty over something WKD said over the internet-Ket Refill/lol 01:18, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Isn't this the same shit wikiPEEDoian's do when they get their feather ruffled? They want to delete everything they ever did there and run off like a baby. Grow up dude. --Selina Is Mah Bitch 19:45, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] AMD Edit

Clever. Touché, stranger. --ArtemisGoldfish 20:38, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] E-Penis Contests

Are boring. What's the point? WKD has the bigger e-penis anyway. Tfo

You're really going to have to get over that, because as previously mentioned you're the only person who still cares. You've been here long enough to realise how this place works, and how I work also, so you only have yourself to blame for getting fucked with. Regarding the feem article especially, the article as per my writing is loved by 2/3 bureaucrats, feem, and pretty much everyone else except you and your little grudge match. So if you don't like me personally you chose the wrong fight, and you're so far into leftfield that you'll get no support from anyone who matters. Zen has been permabanned for vandalism and behaving badly on IRC, with approval of 2/3 bureaucrats, feem, and pretty much everyone else except for you and your little grudge match. Let it go and get with the program. Also, you should include Banaan and Bastardman in your little bureaucratic fuck edit if you're going to be like that. --WKD 01:53, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

  • My edit there is a section of admins who lock talk pages after banning. It shouldn't be just TOW, but all wikis. Samsara 02:45, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Until recently we never allowed people to contest their blocks, and it's only allowed now for teh funny. Making ED = TOW is not going to make you popular.--WKD 02:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
      • I'm sure you can rewrite it. The funny part is that ED did the same thing. Samsara 02:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hey

I don't know what your problem is with WKD, but could you stop making unfunny edits? Blargh 02:17, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Well, I just think it's fair to mention on the article about admins that lock someone's talk page after banning them. Really, we must catalogue drama. Samsara 02:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

The drama here is you getting in a hissy fit over something somebody said on the internet. Knock it off, fag. Blargh 03:36, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Shut the fuck up all of you, otherwise I'm going to take off my belt. Sort it out in a non-homo, non-edit-war manner.--WKD 04:02, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Cracky Pictures

Hi. You were that one that had the links to the Cracky Chan Pictures. Is there any chance that you still have those pictures saved somewhere? The topless ones? Any help would really be appreciated greatly! If you can provide any help or if you have the pictures, please reply me at my user page! I would really appreciate any help! --mammon

  • They should still be at the link there. Samsara 05:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

lol cracky chan Blargh 05:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

  • lol cracky chan was what I said in /b/ some time ago when people still posted photoshops of her (long after it's been banned). You missed the most important thing here. Cracky supposedly was underage. mammon has just asked me to send him kiddy porn. Samsara 05:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

So he goes to you to get it, of course. Blargh 05:53, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

The links don't work anymore.. I thought it was established that it wasn't kiddy porn since it was legal for her to be seen topless in that region or UK. Is there anyways I could still find the topless pics?? I don't usually look at kiddy porn, but in this case, cracky is too hott!!, and besides, it isn't really kiddy porn anyways :-@. I would still appreciate any help..--mammon

  • Dumbass, it being "technically legal" in some far away country does not make you any less sick. I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that your sense of morality is so bad, or the fact that your sense of morality is so retarded. And generally, "she's just too damn hot!" is not a good way of making you look like less of a pervert; you could apply the same to rape, pedophilia, bestiality, furries (if there were any hot ones) etc. ANd generally, pics are only on ED for the lulz, not for the arousal of society's most unwelcome fodder. Miltopia 21:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I am not going to lie that I still think that she is hot. However, I myself am only a fourteen year old kid. How much younger can cracky be than my age?(no one is even sure if she is underaged). Unless you consider all male teens who feel some sort of sexual attraction to female teens of similar age sick minded, I feel that it is unfair for you to say that I am a pedophile. I am merely lusting for a member of the opposite sex that is in my age group. If a 15 year old boy has fantasies about a fifteen year old girl, does that make him a pedophile? If a forty year old man still desires his forty year old wife sexually, can we say that he has a preference for MILFS? Miltopia, you bear a strong hatred to pedophiles, so you must be normal in terms of sexual preference. I am sure you had sexual fantasies of female classmates or friends that you found attractive when you were a teen. Why don't you hate yourself for that.Miltopia, you called me a sick minded bastard, but its ironic that all I asked for was a topless picture of a girl that isn't even confirmed to be underage, and you show me dozens of images of corpses of babies, mutilated body parts and orifice insertions. That is at the very least, sicker than I am by ten-fold.

I mean no offense to anybody. I will happily join the Lulz community and edit and create articles if thats what it takes to see those pictures. --Mammon.

[edit] Wondering..

What gender are you? I keep using pronouns and then wondering if I've got it totally wrong. Also, I don't want to get involved in whatever is going on with you and WKD and Zen444, it just seems like Blargh is trying to gain e-points with WKD by attacking you. My only involvement is that I thought your edit shouldn't have been reverted - at least, not by some stupid noob with an agenda to push. And I'd like to stay out of it, plz. WKD already dislikes me.--yirimyah ♠ æ 05:30, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

  • I don't know what happened with Zen444, it was just the lastest one so it was the easiest to find. Protecting a talk page after banning is something wikipedia admins get made fun of a lot for, so when it happens here it should be made fun of, too whoever it is, WKD or not. Zen was a very good contributor so I'm sure he'll be back on a sock puppet. Samsara 05:48, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • All true, which doesn't answer the first question. Come on, it's not like it's classified.--yirimyah ♠ æ 06:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Not true. Protecting talk pages was considered acceptable last time I heard (sysop mailing list, lawl), due to wanting the user to shut the fuck up. Ergo, as it is in line with de facto policy, including it in the BF article is whiny and effemenite. I'm re-writing that section of the article due to this. Keep your hand in your pants and off the edit button. Seriously kids, I'm getting fucking sick of this shit. Stop fucking crying like bitches, alright? Jesus, you win some you loose some, especially when you run into sysop shit you don't know about. You've been on ED long enough to realise sysops have wide-ranging powers and gigantic e-dongs. This is not TOW, stop expecting rights and shit.--WKD 03:34, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
      • There's only one question mark and it's to the gender. I'm male. Samsara 10:09, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
        • Okay. Plz don't take offence by my constant assumptions that you were female, it's just that I have a female friend called Sara and so I assumed the opposite.--yirimyah ♠ æ 12:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
          • No, it's 'cause I picked a stupid name this time. Samsara 12:10, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
            • I always thought you were a lesbian --Kirk Johnson 12:31, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

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In the past two weeks, you've reverted me three times. So, for your own sake, Fucking Stop. --Sheneequa • Talk 23:34, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

  • The last one was not a revert different edits. I was putting the same thing on people blocked with the fuckyou template as the reason, see recent changes--it was many people at once. For that one at least, I just did not look at the edit history. Samsara 00:23, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah, that's what I was thinking, which is why I didn't drop the hammer. --Sheneequa • Talk 00:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] i got a big dik dude

what about u RetartedFaggit 06:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] What is this?

""People mostly just go there to check out the latest highly-creative trends in goatse imagery, which they seem to have down to a science over there" - Somey at wikipediareview.com" what is that regarding? I think it's a hot quote. Tfo 18:24, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

  • See the thread that nathanr started on wikipedia review (linked at his article). It's on page 3. Samsara 18:39, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Image:Catamorphism 3.jpg

Yes, that's me, and I don't really care where it goes. I've already used it to apply for porn acting jobs, after all. Catamorphism 19:08, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, either that's a good joke or a funny story! Miltopia 19:11, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Will Beback

What's the story? I saw your comment at Sceptre's talk page. Miltopia 20:10, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] arbchat

You can schedule an arbchat if you like. --Sheneequa • Talk 12:01, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Could someone tell me when that will be? I have no valuable input, but I'd still like to sit in on one of those. Miltopia 19:01, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
    • ASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKASTERISK. Also, arbchats are currently one person, one vote for all people in the room. --Sheneequa • Talk 00:09, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] loldongs

Your sockpuppetry is disruptive. Quit evading the ban-Ketthe KangaJew 02:37, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

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