User talk:Serious Cat
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Hello, Serious Cat
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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[edit] 13 years
lol yes. :) --Drunkenlazybastard 15:36, 17 November 2007 (CST)
- hahah no that's good, reverting vandalism is much appreciated. --Drunkenlazybastard 15:47, 17 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] lol
dongs --Bruce 12:58, 20 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] woking on it
but it's hard to write and get a blow job at the same time
[edit] Picture
I have no idea where it's from. I myself am also interested in the sauce. Catsup 12:55 December 1, 2007
[edit] ræp
No... your screen resolution sucks.
I came. Hagger 19:23, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
Thanks for the penises. It makes me want to cum again. Hagger 19:50, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
- Yep. Ræp's the answer to all life's problems. Hagger 20:05, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
que? Sorry, didnt know it would set off alarms. I wont throw large amounts of text around without using preview again. B00radley 18:27, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
you joined ED 2 months after i did. noob. Yangus 20:56, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- because i'm not a basement-dwelling faggot who spends all his time watching the recent changes on the front page of ED, basement-dwelling faggot. Yangus 21:32, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- stop being a faggot, i already talked to the sysops about this, you don't need to do their work for them. i've contributed to this site for a long time and this was the only time anything i edited got any negative attention. chill the fuck out and stop worrying about what someone is doing on the internet. Yangus 21:47, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- are you not listening to anything i'm saying? i already talked to DCY about this, i apologized to him even if you'll view his talk page. i see no reason why i should have to explain anything to you. quit being a faggot, this is really not that important, and you're wasting my time and yours. i'm sure you could be contributing some awesome edits during the time you're flaming me on my page, and since you seem to care about this site so much, maybe you should do that. or if you just want to bitch about "newfags" who have been here longer than you, go do that on 4chan where every other faggot does it. Yangus 22:00, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- you can do better than this. Yangus 22:07, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- i'm sure we could keep this up all night and you'd still be butthurt whining on my page about something that's already been resolved at 5am, but honestly this is boring... i'm gonna leave you to cry alone now. feel free to vandalize my user page with whatever shit you want if it makes you feel better about yourself. Yangus 22:20, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- you can do better than this. Yangus 22:07, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- are you not listening to anything i'm saying? i already talked to DCY about this, i apologized to him even if you'll view his talk page. i see no reason why i should have to explain anything to you. quit being a faggot, this is really not that important, and you're wasting my time and yours. i'm sure you could be contributing some awesome edits during the time you're flaming me on my page, and since you seem to care about this site so much, maybe you should do that. or if you just want to bitch about "newfags" who have been here longer than you, go do that on 4chan where every other faggot does it. Yangus 22:00, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- stop being a faggot, i already talked to the sysops about this, you don't need to do their work for them. i've contributed to this site for a long time and this was the only time anything i edited got any negative attention. chill the fuck out and stop worrying about what someone is doing on the internet. Yangus 21:47, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Firithfenion
Lulz he thinks you are me. <3Arguecat3 07:06, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
- Lol yes. I also had a fight with security bot when I was vandalizing initially, and he connected that to your fight with security bot. He says you can't do things alone and most likely thinks you are my cockpuppet. <3Arguecat3 11:15, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
- Oops he says I can't do things alone (but he said it to your user name). And he called you a she. Further proof he thinks you are my cockpuppet. Lulz.
<3Arguecat3 11:21, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
- I know, but he is not smart enough to realize that. Thus I commenced trolling him like a month ago. <3Arguecat3 11:26, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
- Not necessarily. He has only spammed Magibon talkpage, and blanked his own usertalk. He already got a B& warning by DCY, but I asked him nicely not to since we may have a huge LOLcow on our hands. Not only is Firithfenion a huge fanboi of Magibon, he is also the founder of her official fanclub and also the author of her FAQ and also the Wikipedo article that was created out of spite of the ED version. Do you smell it too? <3Arguecat3 11:39, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
- I know, but he is not smart enough to realize that. Thus I commenced trolling him like a month ago. <3Arguecat3 11:26, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] SecurityBot is a fag
Can you help me move the delete the talk on Firiths page all the way to(but not including) cleanup? SecurityBot is being a raging homo and I am tired of fighting him. <3Arguecat3 12:13, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] WHY HELLO THAR
responding at your talk isnt a bad idea after all.. anyways, its just a fucking article, stop whining all over the place and wait 'till it gets baleeted stybayo
- I have lurked enough to at least say I know enough, once again: quit your whining, face the fact that there is a unfunny article somewhere on ED, and swalow up all that frunz.
- wait I just realized i can post four tiles to make a sig. stybayo 22:26, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] I know who you are, shitstain
Yeah, you.
- Oh, I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Obviously.
- Yeah, I guess.
But I do know who you are.
- I don't actually. Don't ask me what motivates you to do the crazy shit you do.
You're probably a white dude with dreadlocks, though.
- Yeah, yeah.
I know you. I know you good.
- Well, I thought I knew, but then I realized I was just being a self-important dick.
Anyway, you are very similar to a wigger I know. He paints "ICP" on his T-shirts.
- You construct sentences similarly (I discovered you on someone else's talk page bitching about something I didn't care about), and he loooooooooooooves Serious Cat. eh thinks it's just hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious and doesn't afraid of anything
Eh also pretends to be a 29-year-old published author and fucking my ex-girlfriend.
- I predict a ban in his future. --lateral |talk| 02:28, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
- I agree --King Sting 02:36, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
- Dude, you do realize I was talking about you right? --lateral |talk| 03:20, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
- I think it's obvious that he doesn't. - Serious Cat 03:25, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
- Dude, you do realize I was talking about you right? --lateral |talk| 03:20, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
- I agree --King Sting 02:36, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Chupacabra
Lulz. Thanks for the reverting of faggotry. I am the author of that article =).<3Arguecat3 13:36, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
- Lol. I agree. But that might mean they will b& me :( <3Arguecat3 18:59, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
