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Hello, Serious Cat

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Read this please. -| »⇔«¿ 00:29, 13 October 2007 (CDT)

Contents 1 13 years 2 lol 3 woking on it 4 Picture 5 ræp 6 Firithfenion 7 SecurityBot is a fag 8 WHY HELLO THAR 9 I know who you are, shitstain 10 Chupacabra 11 Buzzkilling 12 fanart 13 Because I like reading other people's talkpages . . . 14 Antfuck 15 ED Protocol 16 Epic Dodge 17 Tsk Tsk 18 Re: Kirby 19 Threat 20 ban evasion 21 Saying Hi 22 i accidently 23 Serious Cat 24 I found you 25 Bannstar 26 Hai 27 Homo 28 b& 29 Re:Dude 30 Anarchy 31 You mad? 32 red links 33 IRC 34 Y SO SRS? 35 Gazarooster 36 Help Wanted 37 ♫ why do you have those red links baaaaaaby.. ♫ 38 you 39 Oh hai thar

13 years

lol yes. :) --Drunkenlazybastard 15:36, 17 November 2007 (CST)

• hahah no that's good, reverting vandalism is much appreciated. --Drunkenlazybastard 15:47, 17 November 2007 (CST)

lol

dongs --Bruce 12:58, 20 November 2007 (CST)

woking on it

but it's hard to write and get a blow job at the same time

Picture

I have no idea where it's from. I myself am also interested in the sauce. Catsup 12:55 December 1, 2007

ræp

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

I'm gonna ræp you in the ass

...and you're gonna love it. Hagger 15:09, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

No... your screen resolution sucks.

I'm gonna cum in your ass

I'm gonna cum in your ass

I'm gonna cum in your ass

I'm gonna cum in your ass

I'm gonna cum in your ass

I'm gonna cum in your ass

I'm gonna cum in your ass

...and you're gonna love it. Hagger 15:09, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

I came. Hagger 19:23, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

Thanks for the penises. It makes me want to cum again. Hagger 19:50, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

Yep. Ræp's the answer to all life's problems. Hagger 20:05, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

que? Sorry, didnt know it would set off alarms. I wont throw large amounts of text around without using preview again. B00radley 18:27, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

you joined ED 2 months after i did. noob. Yangus 20:56, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

• because i'm not a basement-dwelling faggot who spends all his time watching the recent changes on the front page of ED, basement-dwelling faggot. Yangus 21:32, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
  • stop being a faggot, i already talked to the sysops about this, you don't need to do their work for them. i've contributed to this site for a long time and this was the only time anything i edited got any negative attention. chill the fuck out and stop worrying about what someone is doing on the internet. Yangus 21:47, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
    • are you not listening to anything i'm saying? i already talked to DCY about this, i apologized to him even if you'll view his talk page. i see no reason why i should have to explain anything to you. quit being a faggot, this is really not that important, and you're wasting my time and yours. i'm sure you could be contributing some awesome edits during the time you're flaming me on my page, and since you seem to care about this site so much, maybe you should do that. or if you just want to bitch about "newfags" who have been here longer than you, go do that on 4chan where every other faggot does it. Yangus 22:00, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
      • you can do better than this. Yangus 22:07, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
        • i'm sure we could keep this up all night and you'd still be butthurt whining on my page about something that's already been resolved at 5am, but honestly this is boring... i'm gonna leave you to cry alone now. feel free to vandalize my user page with whatever shit you want if it makes you feel better about yourself. Yangus 22:20, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

Firithfenion

Lulz he thinks you are me. <3Arguecat3 07:06, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

• Lol yes. I also had a fight with security bot when I was vandalizing initially, and he connected that to your fight with security bot. He says you can't do things alone and most likely thinks you are my cockpuppet. <3Arguecat3 11:15, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
• Oops he says I can't do things alone (but he said it to your user name). And he called you a she. Further proof he thinks you are my cockpuppet. Lulz.

<3Arguecat3 11:21, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

• • I know, but he is not smart enough to realize that. Thus I commenced trolling him like a month ago. <3Arguecat3 11:26, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Not necessarily. He has only spammed Magibon talkpage, and blanked his own usertalk. He already got a B& warning by DCY, but I asked him nicely not to since we may have a huge LOLcow on our hands. Not only is Firithfenion a huge fanboi of Magibon, he is also the founder of her official fanclub and also the author of her FAQ and also the Wikipedo article that was created out of spite of the ED version. Do you smell it too? <3Arguecat3 11:39, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

SecurityBot is a fag

Can you help me move the delete the talk on Firiths page all the way to(but not including) cleanup? SecurityBot is being a raging homo and I am tired of fighting him. <3Arguecat3 12:13, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

WHY HELLO THAR

responding at your talk isnt a bad idea after all.. anyways, its just a fucking article, stop whining all over the place and wait 'till it gets baleeted stybayo

• I have lurked enough to at least say I know enough, once again: quit your whining, face the fact that there is a unfunny article somewhere on ED, and swalow up all that frunz.
• wait I just realized i can post four tiles to make a sig. stybayo 22:26, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
  • 

    

I know who you are, shitstain

Yeah, you.

• Oh, I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

• • Obviously.

• • • Yeah, I guess.

But I do know who you are.

• • • • I don't actually. Don't ask me what motivates you to do the crazy shit you do.

You're probably a white dude with dreadlocks, though.

• • • • • Yeah, yeah.

I know you. I know you good.

• • • • • • Well, I thought I knew, but then I realized I was just being a self-important dick.

Anyway, you are very similar to a wigger I know. He paints "ICP" on his T-shirts.

• • • • • • • You construct sentences similarly (I discovered you on someone else's talk page bitching about something I didn't care about), and he loooooooooooooves Serious Cat. eh thinks it's just hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious and doesn't afraid of anything

Eh also pretends to be a 29-year-old published author and fucking my ex-girlfriend.

--The Muffin' Man

• I predict a ban in his future. --lateral ^|talk| 02:28, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I agree --King Sting 02:36, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Dude, you do realize I was talking about you right? --lateral ^|talk| 03:20, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
      • I think it's obvious that he doesn't. - Serious Cat 03:25, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Chupacabra

Lulz. Thanks for the reverting of faggotry. I am the author of that article =).<3Arguecat3 13:36, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

• Lol. I agree. But that might mean they will b& me :( <3Arguecat3 18:59, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Buzzkilling

I liked your idea for the name more so I moved it to GET OUT OF THERE X, YOU ARE AN X, YOU DON'T EVEN X. Just thought you should know. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 13:46, 6 December 2008 (CST)

• Already did that ;) Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 15:22, 10 December 2008 (CST)

fanart

Should I ban you as well for 2 hours just for the lulz? :D

 ^(Stalk)

11:07, 11 December 2008 (CST)

• Ok I will ban you for one minute then, which will give you time to fap.

 ^(Stalk)

11:15, 11 December 2008 (CST)

• • Did you enjoy your 1 minute ban?

 ^(Stalk)

11:21, 11 December 2008 (CST)

Because I like reading other people's talkpages . . .

You have kids?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 11:26, 11 December 2008 (CST)

• That is if Srs cat hasn't omnomnomed them yet. Fattie.

 ^(Stalk)

11:33, 11 December 2008 (CST)

Antfuck

Don't revert it. If you want a more verbose reason, lurk more and read revision history and ODB/Crazyconan's talk pages. _(talk) 18:42, 13 December 2008 (CST)

ED Protocol

Cheers for the pointers, I've been lurking and reading ED for ages, but have only just started to edit, so it's nice to know the points of ettiquette. Genghis McBastard 05:11, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Nobel Prize for Racism - Yeah, I figure that given the amount of time I've spent laughing whilst reading ED I should give something back. I'm just nice like that. Genghis McBastard 14:34, 16 December 2008 (CST)

Sorry to bother you again, but I've had a crack at re-drafting Non-protestfags and I'd be grateful for your opinion if you can spare a moment. Many thanks - Genghis McBastard 01:39, 17 December 2008 (CST)

I know you're not a sysop, and I wouldn't dream of asking you to sysop while you sysop, I just wondered if you had an opinion since you'd seen the earlier version of the article... - Genghis McBastard 01:55, 17 December 2008 (CST)

I see what you did there. - Genghis McBastard 02:06, 17 December 2008 (CST)

Epic Dodge

I think I'll start on it tomorrow, I'm going to bed soon. I'm still laughing at how precise he was at dodging it, guess he learned that when he dodged the draft (ZIIIIING!!!). Then again Obama can't do that, but the media will dodge him from any troubles (again, ZIIIIING!!!). I admit, I got those from /b/, they were too funny too pass up. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 22:32, 14 December 2008 (CST)

• Can do ;) Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 22:50, 14 December 2008 (CST)

Tsk Tsk

Ill just leave that there Penni-piper _(wha?) 01:11, 16 December 2008 (CST)

There there kitty , you are still full of WIN. How were you to know he was going to unleash his nerd rage on me? hahaPenni-piper _(wha?) 18:20, 16 December 2008 (CST)

• I forgive you. :) At least you tried to help. -- 3tails 01:36, 16 December 2008 (CST)

Re: Kirby

thanks. Fangbloodyhound 03:46, 16 December 2008 (CST)

Threat

Better now? - Raspberry Rush (talk) 18:49, 16 December 2008 (CST)

ban evasion

Its not really ban evasion, our version of media wiki is just outdated. The recent changes sometimes updates out of order. For example, mysterybot will welcome a user before the "a challenger appears" message, its just a glitch , but it doesn't affect the overall performance of ED so its okay :D. Check the blocklog though, I left a present there for you. Oh, and IDIFTL.

 ^(Stalk)

02:43, 18 December 2008 (CST)

• For clarification, I already checked the blocklogs like 10 mins ago. You are not blocked.

 ^(Stalk)

02:48, 18 December 2008 (CST)

• Yeah crazyconan forgot to unblock your ID block number as well (IP etc etc). Raspberry fix'd it though before I could. I am slow, I guess. However, this:

08:21, 18 December 2008 Arguecat3 (Talk | Contribs | Rape) ræped "Crazyconan (Contribs)" with an expiry time of 9000 seconds (asking for it: LEAVE SRS CAT ALONE, LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! Also, learn to stalk better, fgt :D.) (unblock)

 ^(Stalk)

• Don't worry about b& dodging, its conan's fault for forgetting to unblock your ip as well.

 ^(Stalk)

03:01, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Saying Hi

Conan must have been playing off my joke of banning you for like a min or 30 seconds and got carried away with it or something. How is this for saying hi?

 ^(Stalk)

03:06, 18 December 2008 (CST)

i accidently

A fail ban, oh well, I'm kind of new to this shit, sorry if I scared the shit out of you. Perhaps this is a sign of the holy bannstar? ;) Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 15:28, 18 December 2008 (CST)

• O RLY? Well, sleep easy, and like I said, a bannstar may be in sight soon. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 15:31, 18 December 2008 (CST)
• For being a winrar, and you sir, are a winrar. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 15:39, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Serious Cat

You're cool. Acetone 07:57, 19 December 2008 (CST)

I found you

Bannstar

SEIG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place you dirty Jew.

Congrats on your lack of fail and overstocking on win. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 19:18, 19 December 2008 (CST)

• Yep, and show it to your friends and family, I'm sure they will be all proud on your achievement of greatness. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 19:24, 19 December 2008 (CST)

Hai

I think I found it the same place you did --Zaiger^(talk) 07:51, 20 December 2008 (CST)

Homo

Gay nigger Zelrio 17:14, 20 December 2008 (CST)

b&

You aren't blocked anymore, I just checked. I'll run a checkuser on your IP though to be sure. --Zaiger^(talk) 21:08, 22 December 2008 (CST)

Re:Dude

I deleted my comment that was already solved and gotten over with. Mind your own business. --FuckYou-12334 ^{( Talk · Contribs)} 00:25, 23 December 2008 (CST)

Anarchy

HEY THERE! Hey, Serious Cat! I saw what you did with anarchy I just wanted to say keep up the good work

- Raspberry Rush (talk) 03:22, 23 December 2008 (CST)

You mad?

 1510                     mode  SSCash!SSC@l0ld0ngs-A89963DE.hsd1.ma.comcast.net:+b *!*@ACDDFC47.42E7F3A.FF55DA79.IP
 1510                     info  This (*!*@ACDDFC47.42E7F3A.FF55DA79.IP) ban affects: (SrsCat)
 1510                     kick  SSCash!SSC@l0ld0ngs-A89963DE.hsd1.ma.comcast.net:SrsCat (like so 8-))
 1511                     mode  SSCash!SSC@l0ld0ngs-A89963DE.hsd1.ma.comcast.net:-b *!*@ACDDFC47.42E7F3A.FF55DA79.IP
 1511                     err   no user named srscat online
 1511            SSCash  err no user named srscat online
 1511            SSCash  ragequit

yhbt, quit being an antagonistic faggot, etc. ilu _(talk) 14:00, 24 December 2008 (CST)

red links

fuck me dude, you're going to give yourself a hernia or something! (not that I'm complaining) - Raspberry Rush (talk) 01:10, 27 December 2008 (CST)

There is a redlink on my userpage. Look where it points to. Ritegroic 11:59, 30 December 2008 (CST)

IRC

You're unb&. --ODB - wut? 17:44, 30 December 2008 (CST)

Y SO SRS?

Serious Cat?

Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 18:04, 12 January 2009 (CST)

Gazarooster

That was fast of you Serious Cat. Crappy stub is indeed, crappy, but I'm working on it. --PeanutButter 21:36, 13 January 2009 (CST)

Help Wanted

Hey, has anybody spoken to you about WP80? - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Email me your preferred email address and I'll give you the gory details. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• We would like your help... :) - Raspberry Rush (talk)

♫ why do you have those red links baaaaaaby.. ♫

Ruined. --Ritegroic 06:58, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

• wait. wat? You want it to be a red link? I must be missing a joke here... - Raspberry Rush (talk)

you

Theres some kind of name that I am too lazy to make out as well. This seems like some kind of quote or something they would put on a bus or train in Japan. I think its talking about being a seat hog, not anything dirty.Arguecat3(Stalk) 18:16, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh hai thar

It appears we live in the same city (I checked the ED Map, lol). Wanna meet somewhere for the lulz? Regedit 21:59, 30 July 2009 (UTC)