User talk:Sgt. Cowboy
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Hello, Sgt. Cowboy
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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Creepypasta
Could you please not insert commentary or anything extra into the creepypasta article? It ruins the mood. ~ Endedrural (talk) 19:04, 6 June 2009 (CDT)
- It's no problem. However, that is actually one of our few "serious" articles. The idea behind creepypasta is to scare or unnerve the reader, even on the chans, where everything is a joke. Also, I agree on the literary quality of some of them, but it's all copied+pasted from various websites; it's not like we write it ourselves. Try to let this topic go, cause we're positive that we want the article set up in the manner it is in. ~ Endedrural (talk) 04:53, 6 June 2009 (CDT)
Nevermind
Nevermind. Sgt. Cowboy 14:04, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
CrazyMissKaz
That she is, my friend. That she is. --ElStormo 10:05, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
Mudkipz liek you
I give you the gift of 250 Mudkips Enjoy. <3Arguecat3 13:03, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
who says it was me? who says it wasn't my brother trying to work out tis site? as he's had loads of complaints about it at his solisitors job? seriously.
- Pl0x to not be lying, CrazyMissKaz. Also....
SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX<3Arguecat3 13:09, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
Kthx
I did it for the lulz --ElStormo 08:55, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- Lulz. I had you long before. It wasn't that great. <3Arguecat3 10:07, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- Damn. Now I feel left out. --ElStormo 10:09, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
Firithferion
Excuse me wtf r u doing? ;) --ElStormo (flame)(contribs) 16:44, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
- Lulz. Sirius hasn't failed just yet. We will see when Firith logs in and deletes fucking everything. How am I holding up on the trolling front btw? <3Arguecat3 11:25, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
- Precarious as in how? I just like to make him rage and this seemed the easiest way :). <3Arguecat3 11:34, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
A wigger stole my girlfriend
But then she left him because he smelled like dreadlocks (moar liek dreadcocks, amirite?) and sadness. I expect because he's still in high school and couldn't write a coherent sentence for shit that he never actually fucked her either (probably).
Correct
Habeeb it. - J
Bud?
Ick. Heroin ftw. Luckily, I have two Hefeweissers left over from last night.
--
O☭B • ? • 15:33, 12 August 2008 (CDT)
- Newkie's a great beer but it's still pretty low % alcohol-wise. Most German brews are few % higher than even Brit beers. If you want your arse kicked though:
O☭B • ? • 21:25, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I was in India and every fucking beer was made of nasty chemical 'preservatives' and hangover. This was in '96 though so maybe shit has improved altho, I'm thinking the beer you enjoyed (did you enjoy it?) was prolly brewed outside India; a lot of Asian countries do this...mainly labelling German brewed lager as their own. There's some kickass beers in that part of the world tho. My fave beer in the world is Singha (Thai brewed...not the suckage we get here in the States). Mind you, there's an awesome Sri Lankan beer called Lion Stout that kept me nicely anaesthetised when I visited after the 2004 tsunami. I love me teh beer. --
O☭B • ? • 03:31, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
Why so joker??
just wandering is there a ED article on this guy "Kim De Gelder" that guy who lulz i tried every thing from his name to joker just can't find it hopeing you know.--LolzWUT 16:06, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
