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Hey there

Good idea with that template. If you want to hunt down any articles with broken links that'd really help us a lot with the YTID. Appreciate your help =).

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  ▪TALK▪ 18:56, 19 May 2008 (CDT)

STFU

I'll sign my comments when i fucking want to. Shut the fuck up and go find something better to do with your time than to fuck with me.

Nigger. —The preceding comment was added by Abdul, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

I'm only kidding to be a dick - I'm scared you'll call jihad on me, if I did worse. --In Before Blood Shard - Life 18:14, 24 May 2008 (CDT)

It would be interesting to see how a meme alphabet turns out - if you want to, give it a shot, and we can see if it will work. White ♥ Mistress 12:51, 29 May 2008 (CDT)

No, yeah, seriously, I've signed all my comments since the first time I was told to, I think. Please direct me to where one of my comments wasn't signed next time...--Omegacode 09:39, 3 June 2008 (CDT)

lol I am tasty. Red ☭ Mystery 16:13, 25 June 2008 (CDT) 

Ruh Roh, You Got Banned!

Looks like you pissed off SecurityBot!

  • If you were reverting vandalism or making a legitimate edit, contact WhiteMystery and you'll get unblocked ASAP. You most likely got blocked for:
  1. Spamming recent changes. The preview button exists for a reason; use it.
  2. Spamming new pages. The Sandbox and your user page are there for you to experiment with.
  3. Generally being stupid. You should take a look at ED:101 to avoid further problems.
  • If you were actually vandalizing ED, tough shit.

Love, SecurityBot

  • As of July 2, 2008, the block is over. It was just a misunderstanding.--Sir Lurx-A-Lot 15:14, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

What in fucks sake is wrong with you?

Who the hell cares if sign their comments on the VOTN request page? actually I am glad they didn't. Unless it is Your talkpage that someone does not leave their sig on then you little bit of faggotry will be considered vandalism. Penni-piper (wha?) 21:32, 29 December 2008 (CST)

Actually if you look at my contributions you would see that I have been doing the VOTN for some time now. And dear sir I am a sysop and I deal with enough faggotry on a daily basis form assholes and I am particularly offended by people who choose to target those who have really done nothing wrong. Now[, being that you have been a mostly positive contributor to our wiki i was kind enough to leave you a message on your page rather than spam up your talkpage as you chose to do with the those who "wronged" you by not signing their posts. Here is a tip, read the top of my FUCKING PAGE!! I dont care about your BAWWWW. It is not happy hour and the rape bus has pulled into the station. Penni-piper (wha?) 13:01, 30 December 2008 (CST)

Just testing my sig's

1.Create account. 2.????. 3.PROFIT! 08:57, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

--Jizzy McDildo 14:55, 27 January 2009 (CST)

Sigs

I was actually just working with this problem while trying to figure out how to do collapsing signatures. You'll need to surround the entire thing in includeonly tags. See User:WhiteMystery/vanity. WM 03:44, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the props on Madoff

Thanks for the props. I've been following this since the beginning and the dramatic extent to which he trolled fucking everyone is just so ridiculous. He used his position as a highly respected indvidual to just royally screw a massive number of people. I can't possibly understand why he didn't skip the country after he'd gotten together a few billion dollars or so -- what could his plan have possibly been? Did he just go out of his mind with greed?

Fucking nuts. Anyway, if you have any good edits in mind, feel free to throw them up. Even though it's still a bit short, I'm really proud of that page. =D --Bryce 06:22, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Louis CK

I moved it to here because so far it sucks. lrn2userspace. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 22:12, 5 March 2009 (UTC) None taken at all, I'd be glad to help. Also lol @ that vid :D Crazyconan Wanna chat? 22:31, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

  • {{ytlink|13QmpqF9G8E|Boxxy remix 1}} --zaigertalkplx 22:36, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

It's looking better, but it definately needs some moar (pics, words, etc.). Also for the vids you can use {{vg}} to embed them and keep them organizied (Take a look at the top of my userpage for help in coding and such). Crazyconan Wanna chat? 02:02, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

:) - Raspberry Rush (talk)

I would just put center tags on it, that should straighten it out. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 20:14, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

I like Louis too but a sycophantic article about the guy on a site that specializes in calling autistic kids faggots and posting pictures of mutilated dicks seems really out of place. Why not just add a new section to Dane Cook calling him a faggot? Image:socashsig.gif (talk) 22:01, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Keith Olbermann

I don't know what I was thinking. Keith Olbermann article is like my baby, reverting edits just comes naturally. I put your edit back in. --cargirl 09:31, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Indeed

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Shitbitch! I saw what you did with Louis CK
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

It's a good start, images need to be next on the agenda. haha. -MATTY X Image:X icon.gif CLICK THE LINK, FAGGOT! 22:11, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

  • Maybe hit the TJC and see if anybody else is keen to chip in to add to the article. Or maybe some dudes there would be keen to do some shopping for you? It needs moar article than pictures though, so I'd be more worried about that if I were you... - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Testing...

1.Create account. 2.????. 3.PROFIT! 08:57, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

YTMND Series

I think it's a great idea and I'm sort of surprised that we don't already have one. One thing I will say though is that even though we're often relentless in our approach to things (including some of the existing YTMND articles) the site itself and the people in charge have been very good to ED in the past. If we're going to do it, it's got to tasteful and awesome. Have you seen their wiki? It would be sweet to have a theme like that for the template. When you are happy with the body of links it will contain, let me know, and we can start working on a kickass theme. WM 01:30, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Brian Fellows

I lol'd and remember seeing that from SNL, also nice job on the YTMND template, I'm surprised we didn't have one yet. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 22:38, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

  • Zaiger already moved it to the mainspace, though I would recommend adding more to it. Crazyconan Wanna chat? 22:44, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Userboxes

WM isn't really around atm, the instructions are all on the page though. And go to Collapsing objects for instructions on how to collapse shit.

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 TALK ▪ STALK  20:51, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

vandalism "spree"?

are you fucking kidding me? basically im beautifying the userpages of people who i feel just arent getting it, its just modifying your userpage its not vandalism if you knew anything about ed you wouldnt revert it and would leave it as a badge of honor, if it pisses you off that much might i suggest you go back to uncyclopedia where you belong. --Theburk 19:53, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

  • oh and WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT A LINK IN THE TITLE OF YOUR MESSAGE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED YOU DONT NEED TO WIKILINK SHIT ON A TALK PAGE YOU FUCKING MORON --Theburk 19:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
    • lol "appropriate template"? this is ed, the appropriate template is the one that best discribes the users ability to offend or offends the user, THIS IS NOT WIKIPEDIA no one fucking cares how many edits you have or what your personal intrests are unless those intrests involve dongs and lulz. -Theburk 07:18, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
      • oh pps, thanks to your retard comment we now have a vandalism template which is "Spree" pat urself on the back. -Theburk 07:18, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Dude, chill out. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

  • Burk is an "old skool" ED user. The best thing you can do is head over to his userpage and drop a {{blargh}} on it. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Userboxes

Hey, DCY is right - I'm going to be out of touch for a few days. I'm glad to help if you don't mind it taking a few days for me to respond. Were you able to find what you needed in the article? WM 03:33, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Template

Sure. What would you like done to it? You just made me very hungry btw. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Uh, I guess yeah. You don't want to have a play with it? Muck around with it a little maybe. Worse comes to worse, you can always revert to this version. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Tada: template:bancakes. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Bancakes

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Shitbitch! I saw what you did with Template:Bancakes
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Quite clever, I like it. By the way, how are you doing and what projects have you been working on? -MATTY X (OH SHI-) 17:52, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

  • HAHAHA, BURK! He always fucks with people, but he's a cool guy. Yeah, I'll check check shit out and maybe help with your article, but I'm limited to written content. -MATTY X (OH SHI-) 18:51, 4 April 2009 (UTC)


Frontrunner

Hey, I'm busy with irl work (trying to get shit done before long weekend), but I'll give it some thought over the weekend. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Another sig test

1.Create account. 2.????. 3.PROFIT! 08:57, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

Louis CK

I put it on my watchlist, I will try to do something with it in a matter of a few days, I've been doing a lot of cleanups lately. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

GIF

Haha that's a great image. If I ever get around to having the bot leave specific ban messages, maybe I could include it. WM 01:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Remind me about it in a couple days and I'll do it for you. It'll just be basic, but should do the trick. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

How's this:

Image:Preview-button.gif

- Raspberry Rush (talk)

Frontrunner

I dunno dude. I'm not feeling it. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

Conan game

Made my day brah :D - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 03:32, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

You like Demetri Martin?

Me too. His show on Comedy Central is a work of comedic art. But apparently Comedy Central doesn't know lulz when it sees it, and stopped producing new episodes, though perhaps we'll see more again soon. Shrubkike was here

I've don't think I've heard any of Lynch's material. I'll have to check him out sometime before I can make a judgment. Shrubkike was here 02:24, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

GRÀCIES!

Bless you, and praise his name. Robérto 04:10, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

RE:Louis CK

Def. by the end of the week, I'll add content as well. Sorry for taking so damn long, I've mostly been creating templates and shit. What do you think of Template:Jew and Template:Hugefaggot? Let me know what you think. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Diddy

Thanks dude. It just needs some more internet drama imo. Dysrhythmia 19:09, 7 May 2009 (UTC)


Button Template

Uh... I dunno. I wouldn't use it. Sorry. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

  • hmm, not necessarily box it. But I think just one big instance of the gif is enough, and adding some helpful text. I figure if somebody is not bright enough to realise or use the preview button in the first place then that template [in current form] isn't going to make them any wiser to it. Just my thoughts though dude, it's a wiki, so do what you want. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

So I mucked around a touch. Go see. - Raspberry Rush (talk)


It's right there at the bottom of the edit page.



Feel free to use it.

Done! See template:button. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

I like the new template! Sorry I've been away and didn't answer sooner. WM 02:27, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

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