User talk:Sk4t0r05

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Hello, Sk4t0r05

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.

2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.

Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.

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Also, no signed edits, please. Sign only in Talk pages. ~ Krade 19:32, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I will say this once and clearly: You are not in the slightest bit funny. Do you ever read an article after you've written it? Don't you ever think.. "who could possibly laugh at this??" Don't create anymore articles as long as you have completely no sense for lulz. If you ever intend on 'making it' here at ED, then begin with minor edits at other articles instead of writing one on your own which you are completely uncapable of... "unfriendly user"? you whiney wuss... ~ Banaan 21:18, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

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I am not annoying you, I am a sysop at ED and part of my job is to see to it that people like you don't come in here and write pieces of shit not worthy of inclusion on this site.. You say I don't get the joke? Wtf is an Oezge or whatever? some lame joke you made up with your school buddies? I can't possibly think of anyone who could care reading it... and the ET article was such a massive brick of shit that it went into trashcan immediately. Articles consisting of 1 or 2 lines (with no lulz at all) are of no use.. And I become very very angry when I see one (for the thousandth time!). Your articles are stupid and an abomination for ED's good name, therefore I am telling you this. ~ Banaan 21:30, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• calm down as u can maybe see at my articles i'm a n00b so let me try out some stuff and don't go crazy about it immediate what was wrong about the e.t. article??it was better than nothing wasn't it??and i want to please u not to delete all my coming articles as i said i'm a n00b.I don't think that anyone cares about some little e.t. article that is only linked on MY (unfamous) user page so who cares?? I think a sysop like u should be more supporting to n00bs like me!!
  • We don't do supporting.. I think noobs shouldn't go nuts and immediately starting writing articles on their own. Like I said, begin with making minor edits instead of creating an article on your own, you'll see people will dislike you for it. You should be happy I spend so much words on you, usually I just ban the fucker... and sign your comments, as explained in here. ~ Banaan 21:47, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    • ok ok i got it i will only do minor articles from now on will you then leave my still standing articles alone??
      • I'll leave the Oezge article, though try lulzing it up. Also sign your comment and use the comment tree with the *-thingies, and sign your comments! (very important for not pissing off other people). Good luck. ~ Banaan 21:55, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Look at the Alien article

You'll never hear me say that I'm superfunny.. but this looks like an article worthy of inclusion doesn't it? Now then.. translatio, imitatio, aemulatio. ~ Banaan 13:45, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)