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User talk:Sokevinsays

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Hello, Sokevinsays

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.

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[edit] True

1) Have the same DA and ED username
2) Get banned
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!!
Good point, I'm stupid as heck to not have thought of it.
When you say "change your status to invisible", whatcha mean exactly? On DA or on ED? Didn't get clearly the idea, but if it can avoid me an unwanted DA ban, I'd be glad to get another PROTIP plzthx --BadFurDay 22:43, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Kthx, did it for great justice. I guess on ED it's "Nickname" in the prefs that changes your display name or something --fgt 22:51, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Here's the halp:

Get into the prefs page, and change your nick to whatever you want
End your text by 4 tildes (leik that: "~~~~") and it will add centipedes to yar vagina --fgt 23:00, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Signaturez

Ok, here's how to do customs sigs - if you wanted some help, that is. Go to your preferences, and under the "Real Name" box is the "Nickname" box. Input whatever you want thar, and that'll be your signature. You can add html and shit (like what is in mine) if you tick the "Raw signature" box, but that's rather complex. Remember to sign using 4 tildes.-Ket^{the KangaJew} 23:03, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

RAPE SPIDER = LOL, btw K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:55, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Redirecting to Pain Series

Plz explain. You might try, instead, creating a tinyurl for it. K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 20:14, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Pain series

Reverted after I saw the link in her journal. You are made of win! I'll take the screenies in the coming 2 or 3 hours, I'll be gone afterwards. Revert it when you come back plz. --fgt 21:20, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

To make it simpler, there is no way to prove that BadFurDay on DA = BadFurDay on ED, therefore noone can do anything about it --fgt 21:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] FDD screenies

There was nothing interesting when I left, so I took no screenies.
Though the interesting stuff now happens right here: in mah journal - let's lay back and enjoy the banwave :) --fgt 10:50, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] MOAR FDD

Thanks indeed :)
I've had trouble at first handling this on DA. But through the rewriting of my journal, and with the help of my faithful watchers who got it on the daily journals page, I managed to keep enough pressure to avoid the ban and make sure she'd get the B&hammer in da ass. Let's hope the admins will act instead of being pussies, as they usually tend to do for popular users... --Great justice _{loves your AIDS} 20:42, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Super Bowl Sunday

Plz see and add moar pics to it. <3 K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 20:34, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Speaking of pics ...

Don't forget captions! <3 <3 <3 K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 19:42, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] B&

Read this for sum explanations about my permaban. I got B& for making a party hard pic lol! --Great justice _{loves your AIDS} 21:01, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Warbears

HEY THERE!
Hey, Sokevinsays! I saw what you did with Warbears
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Li'l Mudkips 03:58, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A+ n00b Award

Congrats /b/ruv!

--teh g0d sqad 07:05, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Rape spider.jpg

Go check here. Think IDES OF MARCH. K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 19:53, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] User:LimeCat Drama

I spent most of my morning resolving internal EDiot drama of a triflin' nature. I don't need any moar bullshit. Like I told the two brothers in lulz...we're family; sometimes we fight, but we're all here for the same cause. Please to be dropping the rather silly matter and be making peace with your fellow EDiot (who will get this same 'warning').

If you can't be e-pals, just avoid each other; we have enough flak coming at us from outside, ED doesn't need petty internal squabbles. You're proving to be an A+++ EDiot and I hope LimeCat can bring half the lulz that you do for the græter good of ED.

No need to reply...silence will the golden sign that the matter is dead.

Also...COCKS!!! <3

--Li'l Mudkips 00:15, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

“	I harbor no ill will, but will prolly be watchful of A_RAPE_SPIDER's mortal enemy, A_LIME_CAT.	„
—A RAPE SPIDER

Take the high road young Jedi. No need to wathg your back when there's nothing to watch. If this matter isn't dead to User:LimeCat...well, you have friends in high places wielding mighty Banhammers.

Stand down soldier! That's an order!!! --Field Marshal Montgomery Mudkips of Alamein 02:21, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Edit Conflicts

I heard you on IRC re. Waco: "who keeps conficting my edit?" PROTIP: when articles get especially longcat (like List of sex moves), you'll get the Edit Conflict 'warning' when there actually isn't a conflict. In cases like this, I'll open Recent Changes in another tab and see if my edit's stuck and been recorded.

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 21:45, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

IT WASN'T LONG!!!! OMG!!! I KNOW WHO IT WAS AND I RAPED HIS ASS! _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 05:39, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I WOULD COMMENT ON YOUR FUHDUHDUH PICTURE

BUT I AM PRUNED FROM IMOONITYSEC. --NEEDS MOAR COCK 17:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

thx for your Shoop Da Woop on TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL. WINRAr!ONE--Mustardayonnaise 20:12, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] "A_RAPE_SPIDER" is the best display name ever

here, I made this for you. --Attorneyatlawl 02:01, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] New Terror Threat Images

Lemme know what you think! -Cirrus 20:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Also: -Cirrus 20:50, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome To The God Squad!

I'll send you my ED SYSOP:101 instruction manual later but plx to be accepting this badge so people know who's doing the ræping around here (oh and congrats on your first confirmed kill).

--Fish & Mudkips 17:26, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] forced memes?

I see

Forced meme ALERT:
Sokevinsays will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.

and everything turns RED. If it isn't forced meme, feel free to undelete... K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 11:53, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Madeline

Make it AotN then -- I think it is perfect and timely -- I would except I am going to go have a drink with friends, lol. Go here to see what's currently, and use the template in one of them to write a teaser. Feel free to move Jenkem from the 15th and 16th to the 17th and 18th instead, and shoehorn the dead whoretot in for the 15th and 16th.

I don't remember when AotN is going to changeover, but it if does and Jenkem is showing as AotN, you may need to purge the main page. <3 K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:58, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

You will need to purge the main page. K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 19:00, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] HAI2U

K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 14:34, 15 June 2007 (CDT)

NO THANKS TFO

[edit] rape letters

where did you find that? --Jennica! 01:21, 17 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Vanity Articles

Yeah - told him (Skuee) too : ED is NOT the place for Vanity Articles - i guess he is some noob - fucking account creation open

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[edit] I AM EXPERIENCING PRIDE

I am experiences pride over the FUCK YEAH SEAKING template! Kthnx --Divx-Mongool 02:54, 19 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] niggerdongs

UNBAN ME FROM IRC PLZ KTHXBAI --Nakamura 19:53, 20 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] moar help =)

trying to fix please help thanks ? what's the deal if the page. i am confused. it was vandalized earlier and i cant get everything to be normal before the edits. Weatherman 00:14, 21 June 2007 (CDT)

nah, no worries. was just trying to fix it =) i'd come say hi on irc but i am blocked from this location. any advice on fixing that shit let me know buddy. Weatherman 00:38, 21 June 2007 (CDT)

was looking for info on getting unbanned from current location. i have various locations i am at. unforunately, were i am located now i can't get to IRC due to banhammer. LOL HA HA i fail Weatherman 02:12, 21 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Sooo.... I herd u liek fanart

This is my response to being kicked in IRC last night by you. LOLDONGS! --Jawsome ^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 18:36, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] I see u wat u did thar

Fuck yeah Seakinged right up the ass - I still dont fucking like it though. LULZ were forthcoming though Crakwhrrr 18:36, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] WHAT CUNT

I AM ON THE FUCKING ROAD WHAT DO YOU WANT AND HURRY K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 13:35, 21 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] hi

Can you plz kill this again? Philaster 23:25, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

I fucked up the link because of capitalization, but it is fixed nao. It is currently alive and well, quivering in anticipation of raep. Philaster 15:17, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] RAPE SPIDER CINEMA

With amazing fucked up audio. --Chankachankaboo 23:25, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Things That Happen When You Feed The INTERNET HATE MACHINE

HEY THERE!
Hey, Sokevinsays! I saw what you did with INTERNET HATE MACHINE
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

God help me I lol'd hard when I saw those images.--Jawsome ^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 03:42, 4 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Hallelujah

And lo A Rape Spider did come down amongst the heathens, and verily did he look upon Crakwhrr and St1's childish arguing and their ceaseless reversion. And lo did the rape spider's mighty voice throb amongst the coded sanctity of ED; For what purpose is this faggotry displayed? - said the Spider. Thou art obviously a NOOB - get thee the fuck off my internet! And he did raep the whiney butthurt fag with much AIDs and drive him from the face of ED for all time.

And you - said the Spider, pointing at Crakwhrr - Stop arguing with fucking children on teh interwebz, thou art a short tempered cunt, maketh thee no mistake about it. Dost thou think I have nothing better to do than mediate in your bitch fighting?

Soz for drama - I like upsetting people more than is healthy. Ah well - fuck 'em. Cheers for the scrub job. Hugs Crakwhrrr 08:24, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Return of The Happy Troll

The guy you banhemmered yesterday has come back today in a clever disguise. St1 has now come back as St2 - see what he did there? And was then clever enough to start making edits to his old user account. DUH. Can you banhammer him again? In the meantime I may have an account on his precious locked website that I can use...I think Pokemon fans will probably enjoy the PAIN SERIES. Crakwhrrr 05:45, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Save Brandon

A RAPE SPIDER commented on Pro-Porn blog... Brandon has every right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. His mother is denying him what our fore-fathers died for. Women did not fight that war. Remember that? None of you died for that. You caused secular outrage that enabled you to vote. None of you have ever died for the freedoms that you would deny us as men.

Nice work.--Jericho 11:47, 12 August 2007 (EST)

[edit] 'kay

Sorry about that, but would you like it better if I said A Rape Spider is srsly the greatest thing ever? :3 --Mudkips 14:30, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Cunts Like Rape Spiders

HAI2U THAR KEVIN, I swear I can remember how to sig, I just need to be more drunk --Some Kind Of Cunt 18:12, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] For your collection

--| »⇔«¿ 13:45, 23 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Help on edirc

Hey Rape spider,

I havn't been on IRC in a few weeks and I tried to sign on to hang out with the cool-kids (you can include yourself in that category if you want/makes you feel better), but it says I am banned. You were the only mod whose name I could remember so if you could help me out that would be great.

And I just looked my user page and I have no idea what I did to piss of peabrain... Any help would be appreciated.

 --Horus

[edit] IRL RAPE SPIDER

so i herd u liek aussies - Eatenbyrobots 02:35, 2 November 2007 (CDT)

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