User talk:Starblade
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Hello, Starblade
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[edit] LOL Starblade
Hay Starblade nice to see your obsession with me has followed all the way over here to Encyclopedia Dramatica. Still wanking to that picture Ssthisto did? Or are you too busy nowadays showing everyone how cool you are because you're not furry or otherkin anymore and how you're so not totally obsessed with giving me suprise sex? Protip: If you're going to post here, your activities are best limited to anything that doesn't make it obvious you want to fuck me in the ass. -- pals/what P.S. Stop trying to show everyone how edgy you are and just admit you're a faggot furry and love the astral dragoncock.
- you all suck, just by the way. Furfags and trolls. The whole bunch. -Sigmundur 21:12, 5 January 2008 (CST)
[edit] LOLLICOPTER! Palshife RESPONDS to me!
Your obsession with drama far outweighs any obsession I have with you.
1. I never raped you. It's IMPOSSIBLE to rape anybody over the internet, and we've NEVER MET IN PERSON. 2. I was merely correcting a failure of yours to own up to your true nature. Whoops, I seem to have forgotten about something. You're an extreme alcoholic. Maybe that half explains why you get into so much faggoty furry drama? The other fact being you're a promiscuous bitch. 3. You call yourself a pseudo-fur? I say you're all the way furry fag. 4. I've been going here much longer than there was an article about you here. 5. I'm seeing a counceler about the sexual stuff. You know those treatments they used to have to make homosexuals into heterosexuals? Some places not only still have those, but most places now have ones to make furries/scalies into regular humans. I bet you didn't know that, huh?
PS: I never commented in YOUR user talk thingie. I was content to just make an ass out of your alcoholic self. If you want that changed, though, KEEP UP THE ASININE ALCOHOLIC BEHAVIOUR, BITCH!
[edit] Dear Palshife and Starblade
Will you just fuck each other and be done with it? Your editing wars are no fun for anyone. Yours sincerely, --Mister Six 20:31, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Furfags? On MY Ed? More likely than you think. --The Hobo 23:23, 14 January 2008 (CST)
