User talk:Stfuandgtfo2
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Hello, Stfuandgtfo2
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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MysteryBot 21:16, 1 November 2008 (CDT)
Again, knock it off
Your crappy little article sounds like it was written for the sole purpose of fellating a forum admin's E-peen. You should be grateful I put facepalm.jpg in there to save everyone the trouble of reading through that lulzless mass of garbage. Replicant10000 17:01, 8 November 2008 (CST)
- number 1, for someone who didn't write the article - about a dead forum, of all things - you care about it way too freaking much. Which is why I didn't need to make you, or from the looks of the article anyone else in your little drama class, look like an idiot in the first place. number 2, The last thing you want; on a website devoted to satire no less, is to look like you have a stick up where the sun don't shine. number 3, ED is not the mausoleum of the internets so can the "in memory of" schtick. Replicant10000 22:33, 11 November 2008 (CST)
- Oh puh-leeze! That's the ONLY article you've even edited in your time here, and you contracted a serious case of butthurt over a strikethrough and a .jpg! Even though I much enjoy messing around with you in light of that development, don't tell me about being obsessed. You just might want to look in the mirror, y'know? Or, in a (much!) shorter version which someone of your attention span would understand:
- no u.
- I suggest, if you're so enamored of a pack of hermaphroditic tantrum throwers that you'd consider any jokes at their expense to be inexcusable, that you read up on the meaning of satire. Try to get a sense of humor. It'll serve you well here, since this wiki doesn't exist to soothe your fragile ego - or anyone else's for that matter. Replicant10000 20:15, 16 November 2008 (CST)
