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Hello, Tekjester

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

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Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

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Plz keep for ref.

--Fish & Mudkips 06:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Contents 1 Computer Science III 2 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! 3 Hai2U 4 Madeleine McCann 5 Articles 6 Main Page Updates 7 Macs 8 hp 9 Maddie "X in my Y" pic. 10 Hai2u Old Pal 11 Macfaggotry 12 On SWAP.avi...

[edit] Computer Science III

HEY THERE! Hey, Tekjester! I saw what you did with Computer Science III I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Fuckern LOLLERS. keep up the good werk.

--Fish & Mudkips 23:07, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

As ryt. Iz safe as fuck Lundn cunt innit bruv. However, since being mistaken for a wigger I dropped the Chav-talk when I moved to Merkkka -where the Internets r00l but everything else sucks. (Hmmm...methinks population swap???). Lollers.

--Fish & Mudkips 02:31, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hai2U

Welcome home son. --Fish & Mudkips 16:46, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Madeleine McCann

HEY THERE! Hey, Tekjester! I saw what you did with Madeleine McCann I just wanted to say keep up the good work

A+++! LOLHARD!

--Fish & Mudkips 17:32, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Articles

Articles. You should write MOAR of them. <3 KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 13:42, 17 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Main Page Updates

Which articles should be replaced, do you think? Moar You Know cycles over time. New pages ... well there need to be good new pages. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:01, 20 June 2007 (CDT)

Well, Moar You Know cycles slowly. There's no point in replacing all the articles every two days -- that's what the AotN is. But you have a point about Popular articles. Also, if you can find new great articles that deserve main page space, please point them out. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:23, 20 June 2007 (CDT)

YouTube is too large a design element, and we'd rather not offlink from the site for now re: LNN. Both things may change. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 23:15, 20 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Macs

Not only do they talk sexy Japanese they give boom-boom...only fi dorra. COCK GOES HERE!

--Fish & Mudkips 17:49, 21 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] hp

already scheduled, lol KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 10:15, 17 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Maddie "X in my Y" pic.

Point taken Tekjester. How about if I put it back, but only once this time? You know it's fucking funny; it should be on the page. Awaiting your permission. Thanks. Your lovely neighborhood Panicattack.

[edit] Hai2u Old Pal

Welcome home son. Whar ya bin?

--OldDirtyBtard 23:18, 19 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Macfaggotry

I never got a new one. I wiped my hard drive and reinstalled everything but that doesn't count. I'd like a MacBook Air because it's shiny and sleek and I'm a superficial cunt; I only date blonde strippers with D cups and above. It also reminds me of my days as Marcab race car driver. If I was practical, I'd get a Toughbook since half the trouble with my compy is due to the amount of times it's hit the wall when I trip over the power cord whenever I'm drunk (that would be every night).

The preceding has been a morality play called: "Stay In School And Don't Do Drugs, Kids" and has been brought to you by the letters 'overdue gas bill' and 'check returned due to insufficient funds'. --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 11:58, 4 March 2008 (CST)

• the above comment is why i love you ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 12:32, 6 March 2008 (CST)

[edit] On SWAP.avi...

HEY THERE! Hey, Tekjester! I saw what you did with Swap.avi I just wanted to say keep up the good work

I must be one of the 7% then, because I haven't even watched it and my eyes need a bleaching.

But damn, man, that was hilarious. I lol'd, hard.

+1 win for you.

Lawlzer Was Taken 10:10, 15 July 2008 (CDT)