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Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

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Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

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Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

Beware!:

Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

Beware!:

Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

Beware!:

Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

Beware!:

Tfo/Gaycon1 contains much faggotry

Fuck you, you fat bitch. I'm not a fucking furry --Whatevz 19:44, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Hello, Tfo/Gaycon1

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.

2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.

Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.

Communication with other users prevents misunderstandings and can be done through talk pages, TJC and the mailing list.

If you plan on sticking around, feel free to make your mark on the ED:Map and join the ED Facebook, the ED Myspace and the ED Bebo.

Hang out in our irc room. It will bring you good luck. --Sheneequa • Talk 18:17, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

I <3 rape. Be there shortlyish. Tfo 18:21, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
- WHY AREN'T YOU IN IRC FAGGOT? --Sheneequa • Talk 01:41, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  - b/c my IP is banned! [there was some confidential shit going on and you-know-who doesn't trust me yet] Tfo 01:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
    - Sweet. Now unbanned. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:49, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I'd like you to add more to your user page

After all the types of pictures, not just vomited, but lots of nasty scrotum pics, and tons of really sick links you added, I'm very curious to learn about you. So I'm hoping you elaborate on your user page. I went to Carnildo on wikipedia if that's you and they lack a user page, too. Are you them? With words, not pictures. Samsara 07:36, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Image:!spidercock.jpg

What is this? I am curious, but I don't want actually look. Can you describe it? Samsara 21:13, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

It's terrifying. It is a penis, with cum on the tip, and a fucking TARATULA looking spider on the base of the cock/balls. Tfo 21:15, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
- It's not one of the worse ones there, then. Hey have you tried them out loading them all. I am concerned that too many images there may make a web browser try to load them all at once so only the small top of the images will show and people who receive the template won't get the effect. Samsara 21:17, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  - No it isn't. It's a nice effect though. Also, I am on a superfast connection, so I really don't know how it would load on a normal dsl line. I would imagine people don't bother scrolling down, do they? Tfo 21:21, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
    - Try dialup. If not, just use a proxy to view it--those are even slower. Samsara 21:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
      - What is this 'dialup' you speak of? When I worked on internets-related things, we typically figured anything heavier than 70k would take longer than 8 seconds to load on a 56k dialup connection. Tfo 21:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

As you're the Image Czar, I found this page http://pics.livejournal.com/hardvice/gallery/0000c64c?page=1 and there's tons of galleries in this guy's journal that are funny and need uploading. Samsara 22:51, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

I know! Hardvice rocks. Tfo 02:23, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Award

Congrats on winning the A Plus Newbie Award. --Sheneequa • Talk 06:06, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wtf_omgz

We get plenty of drama. But we just started the article, so we haven't had a chance to add examples of it to the page yet. Hopefully sometime this evening. --Kittydoom 17:40, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Well yeah, I'm just getting the hang of this. I use the preview button, but I change my mind a lot. And honestly, I didn't write the main article. I just added a couple of things. Some guy in our community wrote it. We don't think it's lol-worthy enough, but I'm at work, so I can't give it a full overhaul at the moment.--Kittydoom 17:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Buttsex

sixty-nine, then some rowdy butt action (reacharound pls) zombie_bomb 00:15, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Let's turn ED into manhunt! Tfo 00:19, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Image:Waiting_and_ready.jpg

Good description. Now I don't have to look to know. Samsara 03:33, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Moar Gay Drama!

Doesnt this guy (lanrek) deserve some hardcore trolling? He posted pics of his non-existant mohawk on NGB and got lolled out of town. Plus his 15 year old fanboi lj info page made me lol to the max.

[edit] R U ON IRC

I can't get into #ed, is it broked? --Suckit (Talk→) 18:03, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

I'm at work so I haven't been trying. I am unable to ping the server though. Can you connect to the bantown server? Tfo 18:06, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
- It hangs up on connecting to irc.bantown.com --Suckit (Talk→) 18:08, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  - Yeah. I can now ping the bantown server but not the irc server. Tfo 18:12, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
    - Some irc thingy was broke but it's working now. And it's a real party in there, you should come. --Suckit (Talk→) 19:12, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
      - Ports are blocked on my end. Cry Tfo 19:20, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

HEY FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOT ON IRC? --Sheneequa • Talk 23:10, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Mortigi tempo

Yes, your punctuation is more correct. --Notaplasticturtle 16:55, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

I thought so too. Tfo 16:56, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
- You are right about the floppy ~~dicks~~ disks, as well. However, I want to add that I played Frogger off cassette tape (on a TRS-80). --Notaplasticturtle 04:59, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  - I had an Amiga and had my first gay cybersex on a BBS at the age of 10 on a 300baud modem. I was teh lame. Tfo 14:39, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
    - Wow, I can't beat that. Jeez, that is fucked up. An Amiga? Pervert. --Notaplasticturtle 16:50, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
      - I know! My weird uncle still has one, or so I hear. Tfo 16:54, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Gay Drama/Pics

In regards to teh gay drama, I have a 50 MS post ready to put on NGB. I'll probably do it this evening when I'm done with work. I also found a pic of the head blogger of Expose the Left which is OH SO EXPLOITABLE WITH MY PAINT SKILLZ!!! --GayStation2 15:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

PLZ let me know when you post it. I fucking love you. That's all. Tfo 17:26, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
- FTW
  - I lold! Tfo 20:57, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sockpuppets

I hate to tell you this, which should be obvious to even a fucknut ED admin like you, but Garou isn't my sockpuppet.

Try doing a checkuser. I don't live in Quebec. Ottawa is in ONTARIO, not Quebec. Learn some geography and try getting a fucking clue. I know America is the center of the universe but try to learn something.

By the way:

Real names are against the ED terms, but that hasn't stopped you.
Aerial shots shown in Google Maps are against copyright.
Slander/defamation is against both Canadian and American (and pretty much any country) law.
Inappropriately using someone's personal information is also against the law in any country you can name.
My address is wrong - it's three years out of date. Try getting actually correct information.
Any profiles linked to on that article are gone.

ED has until Monday (that's the 21st in case you don't have a calendar) to remove all info about me before I involve the police and Dreamhost (ED's webhosting provider).

Like I said, get a fucking clue. I know it's impossible for you and all. nathanr

No, but fightingfirewithfire 1 and 2 were your sockpuppets. ~ CATS 22:27, 19 August 2006 (UTC)/SMELLS LIKE CHILDREN
- I am a huge fan of knowing that your sockpuppet is on an IP in QUEBEC, NOT ONTARIO. Also, I am an assumed American. LOL. Tfo 22:53, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Extra kisses for thinking I'm an admin. Even more for you being a creep! <3 <3 <3 Tfo 22:28, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Fightingfirewithfire put up the information of both the minors involved, fightingfirewithfire has the same IP has nathanr. Good luck explaining that to the police. ~ CATS 22:33, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Please Nathan, get the police involved. We would love to explain to them how you solicited a minor for sex online. PS dude, as an attorney I can assure you that posting a pedophile's (or anyone's) contact information is completely within the realm of the law as long as you do not encourage people to use it for fraud or harassment. Which we don't. --oh the rorror 22:48, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
- Zing!-Ket ^Refill^/^lol 00:27, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
- CAN YOU FEEL THE BUUUUURRNNN! WINGSNUGS, KIDDY FUCKER--WKD 00:56, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
- DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law!!! OKAY!!! Lemme repeat
  DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law. LAWL

DreamHost Does Not Obey The Law. LAWL

--Quit _{your whining} ^{or I'll use these} 01:48, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

OMG just saw this. I lol'd so fucking hard. I just fell in love with ED again =) --Sheneequa • Talk 04:50, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, weren't you guys listening? He lives in ONTARIO, not Quebec! --Notaplasticturtle 15:41, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Capping (S/s)ubsections

Are you sure that's the convention here? I seem to recall seeing WKD or someone make a change in the opposite direction. --Notaplasticturtle 05:07, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

It's just what I do. I think they look better that way, but I go either way, so long as there is consistency. Tfo 21:35, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome

We don't actually sign the welcome template 'round here. Except for Sheneequa, and that's only because she's desperately lonely and unemployed and I can't ban her. Understood?--WKD 01:46, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

I will consult my hypnotherapist and attempt to change my terrible behavior. Odds are I'll unlock another repressed personality while I'm at it! Tfo 01:55, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
- Try and make this new one a 16 year old hot asian chick. I am also desperately lonely and unemployed.--WKD 02:04, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
  - Do trannies work? We have a glut of them here, and they all look (and act) like 16 year old hot asian chicks. Tfo 02:23, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
    - No. --WKD 02:30, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
      - Spoilsport. Expect delivery of your preferred device in five-to-eight business days. Tfo 02:41, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Train Wreck

lol --GayStation2 14:29, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

That hurt my brain. Tfo 19:04, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] THX!!!

THX D00D! I AM WELCOME TO ED NOW. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. AlexJohnc3 • Bother • (see also) 21:41, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] GIF

Hehe. Yeah, its my own person jihad. I am really glad you like it. Please feel free to add more insanity to it. I really want to make that page so chock full of insanity that my computer will blow the fuck up. Thanks for the message friend. Btw, what does "ILU" stand for? I was guessing I love you, but I am not sure. Shazzb0t 01:15, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

ILU iz "I LOVE YOU", yes. I will try to find moar animated gifs to aid in your jihad. Tfo 01:19, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Punctuation of Jay Leno

IAWTC. So, anyway, it appears that I've been outed as a masochist furry. The good news is, now I can be cool and deviant like you gay people!!!1!! The bad news is, Linda Hunt is gone and it seems that it would be unfunny to put her back :'(. --Notaplasticturtle 05:56, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Yes, Linda cannot easily return; not without a serious redesign of your page. ALAS, WOE. WOE! Tfo 16:15, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

* I'm thinking maybe a {{fifty|Linda_Hunt.jpg}}. Do you approve of definately? --Notaplasticturtle 04:46, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Motherofgod is epic

it was truly the greatest day of my internet life upon viewing it Your pal RetartedFaggit 23:49, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Slobbypol

Could you plz tell me wtf my article is crap``???

Yes. It's innane, unreadable, and thoroughly juvenile in such a purile, un-lol way that I couldn't bear to look at it. Honestly, you should read moar articles, that might help. Tfo 20:17, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Indeed

fuckface mcgurk 19:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Needs MOAR teeth. Tfo 19:26, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Boytaur

I created a boytaur article LOL --GayStation2 03:10, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WTF?

WTF is your problem? I showed you that picture in confidence and now you've thrown it all over ED?? FUCKIN FAGGOT --GayStation2 21:06, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey, you look GOOD, SLAVE. Tfo 21:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
- Shut up, what if people find out about it?! Thats an old part of my life! --GayStation2 21:08, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  - LULZ GAY

LULZ GAY

Tfo 21:22, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] HAAAAY

Listen to audio version -GayStation2 04:19, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Op

You are now an op. Thank you for being a contributer. Keep up the great work. I love you. --Ghettofinger 04:28, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

- Graci. ILU2 Tfo 15:10, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Plz to read about it here! --Suckit (Talk→) 05:21, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- congratulations and may there be many more horrifying and traumatizing pics to come. EverybodyLovesRetartedFaggit 06:55, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Push it to the limit!!! Also, well done. ~ CATS 07:23, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Liek, OMG

Liek, OMG

Congratulations, Mr. GAYZ0R!

--Quit _{your whining} ^{or I'll use these} 14:42, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Counter block

Ha, we keep cross blocking the same people. fuckface 16:49, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

CROSS THE BEAMS! LOL Tfo 16:50, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
PS CONGA RATS ILU fuckface 16:51, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
- Get a room you two. ~ CATS 17:27, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Talk:Tyciol

Stop. You won't win. Tfo 15:37, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Ah, I have been informed of that by User:Einsidler. Congratulations on reverting my changes, but they were slightly different than before. For example, I mentioned hot lesbians. Bet you missed that! Btw, I see you a mod! Tyciol 21:22, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

- yes congratulations El Faggito de Retardo 21:31, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Haha deletion

[1] Got that in Special:Random :-) Miltopia 03:35, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

That was a worthless article! HONESTLY, WHAT. Thanks for alerting me :D Tfo 03:37, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You

Why do you say I know what I'm doing? Was my article good or something? I love poking fun at historical figures.

HistoricallyFunny 04:23, 18 September 2006 (UTC)HistoricallyFunny

Thanks for the advice. I'll add some pictures soon.

HistoricallyFunny 19:55, 19 September 2006 (UTC)HistoricallyFunny

That rainbow thing cracked me up. I wish I were less rubbish at the internets --Whatevz 19:49, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

That comment cracked me up, so I had to rainbow it... Tfo 19:56, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

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[edit] I'd like you to add more to your user page

[edit] Image:!spidercock.jpg

[edit] Award

[edit] Wtf_omgz

[edit] Buttsex

[edit] Image:Waiting_and_ready.jpg

[edit] Moar Gay Drama!

[edit] R U ON IRC

[edit] Mortigi tempo

[edit] Gay Drama/Pics

[edit] Sockpuppets

[edit] Capping (S/s)ubsections

[edit] Welcome

[edit] Train Wreck

[edit] THX!!!

[edit] GIF

[edit] Punctuation of Jay Leno

[edit] Motherofgod is epic

[edit] Slobbypol

[edit] Indeed

[edit] Boytaur

[edit] WTF?

[edit] HAAAAY

[edit] Op

[edit] Counter block

[edit] Talk:Tyciol

[edit] Haha deletion

[edit] Thank You

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