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User talk:Theburk
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Proof of the Jewish Conspiracy
Welcome to my talk page!
Taking furfaggotry apart bit by bit
lulzy pms ive gotten from furfags on jewtube
[edit] Was Skueee banned?
lulz if he was, What did he do to achieve such failure the furry faggot. ^5
-SloanRanger 14:47, 23 July 2007 (BST)
| HEY THERE! Hey, Theburk! I saw what you did with Skuee I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
--Mikeskehan 22:10, 24 July 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Arbchat
RedmachineD review and inquiry Wednesday August 1 10EST/7PS—The preceding comment was added by Abdul, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] Youtube Furry War.
Representative of FCTC here, in regards to your message on the talk page of the youtube furry war.
Welcome to the fray. We're glad to have you aboard. I believe that links to the furfags channels are on the page. Fuck their shit up for epic lulz and great justice.—The preceding comment was added by Anksed, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] Religious Pain Series
I had almost forgotten about that. But yes, something for everyone to be offended by. :D KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 15:12, 22 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] =)
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
[edit] Zer
I understand taking down the dox per ED policy, but with zers you should post a link to JZ's dox drop site with her shit, as that is kosher and she is a faggot of epic proportions, and as such her dox should be available in some way.--Drunkenlazybastard 23:41, 24 August 2007 (CDT)
ya, im saving all dox in a txt file so they can be seperated and posted on the dox drop site at a later date. remind me when im on lulzhost tommorrow and ill dcc send it to you or something. --Theburk 23:44, 24 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] So I Herd You Liek Individuals With Special Needs Playing Soccer
--Aghar 
21:38, 5 September 2007 (CDT)
- Needs moar basketball tards, IMO. --The Montgomery ...is ronery 16:39, 26 September 2007 (CDT)
- no, that is midget basketball you retard. --BURK
[edit] APPELS TEMPLAET
APPELS --Nakamura 22:20, 15 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] SERSON'S WORLD
BURK: Serson has his own thread on 420chan PLZ ADV Weatherman 14:19, 19 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] re: b&
I'm not really the one to talk to, but I will ask eppigy about it. 
janus zeal desu contribs
[edit] Regarding What what in the butt....
There's already a Samwell article. --Aghar 23:59, 27 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Furfag?
No I'm not, and even were I what would that have to do with rainbows? I guess the fag part... well even though I'm not furry, if I ever were it'd be straight furry with lola bunny so that's that, no rainbows. Lolicyst 02:51, 10 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Jews did WTC scripting
[20:46] <@Sheneequa> eppigy: okay the opening should be the CNN video of the plane hitting the south tower [20:47] <eppigy> lol [20:47] <eppigy> ausome [20:47] <@Sheneequa> then you should say we see here the worst tragedy to befall thisgeneration of Americans [20:47] <eppigy> then matza balls [20:47] <@Sheneequa> instantly, people started pointing fingers every which way [20:47] <@Sheneequa> but no one thought about the most obvious suspects
File this secretary of truth. --Sheneequa • Talk 22:42, 12 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Thanx
For reverting the Broadcaster article Burk. This is the gal who is PRUDE TO THE MAX!! :) --BïkeRaçe talk 00:33, 19 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Liar
You are a pathetic liar, but it entertains me:) http://www.freewebs.com/judgeworld/ -The Judge
[edit] Oh Snap
I'll do what I can when I'm less ill and my fucking fursuit mask arrives, til then you aint getting shit. Sawry - zipwolf
[edit] i am eatherpoop, youtube account plzgawdbeyogurt, reporting for duty
hahaha
doodee
imma furrytrolltrolltroll, and i want in the raids on jewtubes plzkthanxbye
for ceral man, i totally called out a furfag for being a nazi, he wept man. i love me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFGlmEjo-ng#SIMqhy7eE5c—The preceding comment was added by Eatherpoop?, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] plz unban
need irc. i will give n00ds.
sincerely, alex—The preceding comment was added by Dizzykill, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] User:BabyGurl
She's back, and editing again. Miqrogroove 10:54, 6 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Alive-ish
Yo! I still live. I hope I remember how to do all this wiki faggotry. IRL caught up with me bad. Lots of shit and not enough drugs and alcohol. I'm currently evaluating whether I should head back into the depths of irc and ED. And my conscience is telling me "yes. tomorrow. after work." -Cirrus 15:44, 7 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Transmetropolitain
Here you go. I think you will liek it. http://btjunkie.org/search?q=Transmetropolitan -Cirrus 14:33, 10 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] plz unban
need irc. not actually *contesting* anything, more than happy to change topics from useless "important" shit to more fun and worthwhile things.
--AD 21:33, 26 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] g00nery
I presume the shitstorm in a teacup subsided without me. Since most of this is really IRC generated drama, I suppose I rilly should have been on #ed before I did the redirect but -as a sysop on site- I'm getting sick of this shit.
Altho it's part of our charter to cover such shenanigans, I'm even inclined to delete their shitty page completely til they calm down from their hackers on skittles sugar-rush. Howevar, since ajt has been part of this, I'm not going to do anything til I talk with him.
tl;dr: I'll try and get on IRC this w/end if I can muster up the patience to deal with the hueg amounts of faggotry.
--OldDirtyBtard 12:11, 4 January 2008 (CST)
[edit] hot of the heels of fur
Weatherman 09:32, 18 January 2008 (CST)
[edit] hi i wanna chat plox :) --- all good
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 15:57, 20 January 2008 (CST)
<3—The preceding comment was added by The General de Sade, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] BURK DO A THING
draw a picture of stalin surfing on a nuke which is mounted on the back of a cadillac and the cadillac is being towed by giant grizzly bears and stalin is looking majestic whilst firing two machineguns into the sky. - MORI 10:34, 4 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] lunch time
sorry internets died - brb lunch Weatherman 13:07, 7 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] V
[edit] DON'T MESS WITH THE DONGS
Or you get the horns. ~
squidz 02:07, 14 March 2008 (CDT)
[edit] LOLDONGS
This is probably not technically accurate, but it's the closest I could get just basing it on the Arabic alphabet. سغنذدلﺬل—The preceding comment was added by Digital Utopia, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Moar Liek لول دنغز HezbolLOL 22:00, 28 March 2008 (CDT) لول دونغزeven
[edit] rickroll
[edit] =O
Weatherman 12:07, 28 March 2008 (CDT)
[edit]
SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX--Sir Lurksalot 20:12, 29 March 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Shota
Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to check it out and chat with some other sysops that are more familiar with the legal issues, but I do know that Shota isn't considered CP in the US and isn't illegal, although it's often used to supplement CP cases. What is on that page is probably "fine" despite being fucked up, and it IS a big deal on the internet. However, before I do anything else, I'll get some official opinions on it. White•Mystery
- I went ahead and put the article back since it's pretty important as things go and it's not illegal. However, I'll make sure your concerns are known. Thanks again for the heads up. White•Mystery
[edit] hey.
when you've got the time i want to talk to you about some stuff...
later
ITzFkNsKuEE 06:11, 31 May 2008 (CDT) (lol @ my name)
[edit] also:
GODDAMMIT BURK (AKA: WAKENJENK)
