User talk:Thedreadedkettle/Archive6

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hi!

hi, how have you been? haven't seen you forever. hope lolz are still coming.--Transmitfailure 19:55, 9 February 2008 (CST)

Uh, thanks?

Cool. I guess. Tuatara 21:43, 27 June 2007 (CDT)

i don't think so mitch

They're my images, I drew them, I'll decide whether or not I want them on the page Mitzi.

Cheers, a guy called gerald.

No you don't, buddy-Ket^{the KangaJew} 21:30, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Sektie

Let the compass tell you where might be a good place to front page it. K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:50, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, that page is a great idea-Ket^{the KangaJew} 22:51, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- I was tired of going to the hueg list of past and future AotN. Point and click instead! Yay! K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 23:02, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

'lo Ket

Was jus' abt. to revert 'libertarian' and saw y'd got there 1st. Gud on y' and thx fr. me.Voronic 15:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

'lo again, disregard most of prev., confused by TfO's sig. ('Ke ...' and 'Ket, ... say it') and page history. CU & thx.Voronic 12:01, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Okays, np-Ket^{the KangaJew} 22:41, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
- Ket, I ain't a whiner, as you may have noticed. I'm not going to stop being stubborn with n00b purnata; after all, you reverted every change he made on another article in the same series (with good reason).Voronic 11:44, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

OMGTHNX

<3 --a RAPE SPIDER approaches 23:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

OMG MARIO DONG

I hope to god that isn't YOU. K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:44, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

No, I just found it on gurochan ^___________^-Ket^{the KangaJew} 00:10, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

IRC

Is irc fucked or is their a reason I can't connect? --Æinsidler 10:55, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Disregard that now, i see what the server did thar --Æinsidler 10:59, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Sweet sig

Yo there, someone told me you loved kips of the mud.
I was wondering how you do fuzzy things with your signature. Do you just insert the tags in the "nickname" part? Or are there special tags to insert (for example to change the link where part of my sig leads to).
Answer me for one free internets plzthxufaild@life. --Great justice 12:09, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, basically, you tick the "Raw signature" box and put whatever html tags you want :). Looking at mine should give you a clue-Ket^{the KangaJew} 12:21, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- Here you are, as promised, a free internets! --Great justice 12:27, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you also for your help in making my signature a better place. _ARAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 03:14, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

listening

no, i am listening

Well, explain to me why you uploaded this-Ket^{the KangaJew} 07:12, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
- because i thought it was funny. sorry for any confusion over my e-gnorance. Weatherman phoenix wright fanboy
  - Looked to me like you were still acting like a butthurt fag-Ket^{the KangaJew} 07:18, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Remember that tartlet you said you could trust?

Yeah it's making stupid unfunny and bad wiki-wise edits to it's page and keeps reverting everything anyone else adds. Even a gb2 template or a new header or category to be added.

[1] [2]

Oh lol-Ket^{the KangaJew} 07:55, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

dunnage

some levin-loving faggot posted some whiny bullshit on the Dunnage page. I cleaned it up, but since these retards feel the need to defend his fat dead ass, it may need some babysitting. And my license was revoked when I ate those twins zombie_bomb 03:36, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

REEEM!

Double come on! Why didn't you like the article??--The Car 06:19, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

It was irretrievably shitty, incoherent crap-Ket^{the KangaJew} 01:22, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
- I think your contributions are irretrievable shitty.--The Car 01:52, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
  - I think you're cruising for a ban-Ket^{the KangaJew} 02:14, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Dude!

You win the VOX Dramatica prize and then quit? I WILL MISS YOU ... Oh, wait. No I don't. I'm done missing you. GTFO!! Slimem88 06:39, 9 February 2007 (UTC) 06:38, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Hopefully it'll be a temporary thing (still, my time's gonna be decimated even if I sort shit out so chances are I'll struggle to serve even half as well as I used to). I'm working on it-Ket^{the KangaJew} 13:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- <3 --LOL JEWS 13:51, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
  - Baby pls. don't go! Yr. spendin' too much time on ToW!Voronic 16:48, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

mottles

hey, do you still have the picture of mottles.gif/NEDM cat? could you send it to me? thanks.

Locking my User page

Not cool. Disgusting images are not automatically funny. If you want to ridicule me, be funnier and I won't delete it, or write a page about me instead of being a faggot. --Khalnath 20:10, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- So, like, what are you saying? DUDE YOU'RE HURTING MY FRAGILE FEELINGS-Ket^{the KangaJew} 20:13, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- No, I'm saying you're a pus dripping open sore on the cockhead of the internet. --Khalnath 20:14, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  - You realise that picking fights with me is a one-way trip to The List, don't you? I would advise you to take your page protection on the chin, like a man-Ket^{the KangaJew} 20:19, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- Upon initial assessment one might think this was a bad idea. I am here to tell you this course of action is not only highly affective but admirable. You sir are a true gentleman and scholar. Dying alone is the best you can hope for. --Eppigy 20:15, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
I've voiced my complaints about the lock, and I'm not stupid enough to think that continuing to bitch about that is going to change anything. What did you think I was going to say in response to "So, like, what are you saying? DUDE YOU'RE HURTING MY FRAGILE FEELINGS"? Yes, I'm crying in my cummilk? I can take a joke, but you need to BE MOAR FUNNY if you expect me to laugh. If you're offended by my response, I think you're the one who's got the butthurt. Incidentally, intimidation does not work on me. I freely admit to being a newb, and newbs make stupid mistakes, but believe it or not, I am trying. If you really think that threatening me with the banhammer does anything besides enlarge your E-penis, though, you should probably just stop fucking around and ban me now. I guarantee you will gain at least 10" of length and 2" of girth from this procedure. --Khalnath 20:38, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
- LOL YOU SOUND JUST LIKE KEWIAN CRYING ABOUT HER ARTICLE I HOPE THAT IRONY IS NOT LOST ON YOU --Eppigy 20:41, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  - If you think this has anything to do with my userpage anymore, you're not very perceptive. --Khalnath 20:44, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  - Lol, in other words, "cry cry cry I'm an attention whoring faggot"? _AGREETING SPIDER _APPROACHES! 20:43, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  - No, I do not whore for attention. Only crack. --c 20:44, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
  - Also feel free to catch Khalnath on his AIM: KhalnathDrake and MSN: khalnath@hotmail.com --Eppigy 20:48, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
    - You think I'm another myspace retard who doesn't know how to block random people from messaging me before I explicitly allow them to? You're 0 for 2 today Eppi. Mailing the hotmail account is also made of fail, I never check it. TRY AGAIN! --Khalnath 20:53, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
      - The obvious answer is, yes you are a retard. --Eppigy 20:56, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
        Your insults suck hairy donkey cock lubed with goatshit. I thought you EDiots were supposed to be funnier? Calling me a retard does not restore your shrunken E-Penis from the shrivelled state resulting from my insubordination. I recommend you either admit that I am smarter than you, or ban me and then make another crappy attempt that I can no longer reply to so that you can have the last word without earning it. --Khalnath 21:00, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
        You got me buddy. I think you are obviously winning regardless of what everyone else thinks. --Eppigy 21:06, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
        Khalnath, why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate America? _AGREETING SPIDER _APPROACHES! 21:02, 13 June 2007 (CDT)
        Uh... I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm Canadian. --Khalnath 21:05, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

NOTE: THE ABOVE COMMENTS CONTAIN EXTREME BUTTHURT

The Above ZOMG COMMENTS

Why do these always appear in YOUR talk page? LOL K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 18:50, 14 June 2007 (CDT)

AAAAAAAAA!

Maybe ED should have "Bad jokes and deleted nonsense" to put all this stuff instead of deleting it. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 02:49, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

THERE ARE NO BAD JOKES ON ED, ONLY BAD PEOPLE. But srsly, I dunno about that idea. It might work but lumping a bunch of deleted shit together seems too much like a repository for unfunny-Ket^{the KangaJew} 02:52, 3 July 2007 (CDT)
- DO NOT WANT steaming pile of fail. K E K E K E_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 12:08, 3 July 2007 (CDT)

this is for kangie and no one else

oh ket, i always know when you're around. the way you move, the way you talk, the way you ban those naughty vandals in the ass... i can just tell, because you're different from the others ket. you really are. i want you to know that you're special to me. really. i hope you understand how much i care and that it hurts when you dont want to show me who you REALLY are. but that's okay. i could never be mad at you ket. never. --Lateral 18:57, 4 July 2007 (CDT)

what

I know you have been gone for awhile but did you forget about the whole kicks = love thing? I was in the middle of telling jewbacca he's an idiot when you storm off like that.

Encyclopedia Dramatica = Where we love eachother but act as if we h8

Wikipedia = Where they hate eachother but act as if they love

PUT ON YOUR ED HAT SOLDIER. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:42, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

I saw the futility of dealing with this mongoloid fuckwit when he told me that he didn't give a shit about his on-wiki account (I'm tempted to test whether he really does care, for the lulz), and decided that nagging to get -b'd was less effective usage of my time than looking at my Chemistry textbook-Ket^{the KangaJew} 02:02, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
- Lol gross. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:09, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
  - Also come back. I will give you women, drugs, guro, bribe your professors. And you will get respekt and the ability to abuse people like jewbacca on command. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:11, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
    - Did I mention women? --Sheneequa • Talk 02:11, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
      - I must WOPify his userpage first-Ket^{the KangaJew} 02:26, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

sorry

Excuse my newfaggotry, lulz. It just seemed like something out of Uncyclopedia. --Tophat 02:08, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

It has internet relevance, so it can stay. It's a stub anyway-Ket^{the KangaJew} 02:11, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

no dox? ;_;

What, I can't add dox? FCTCEliteBeatSlowpoke 18:48, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

OMG

Get on IRC fgt ^_^--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 21:51, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

ZIPPOCAT article

Your zippocat article needs to be improved. You cat help by adding more dead cat pictures and relevant drama lulz.Loathenstein 16:03, 30 September 2007 (CDT)

what-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 23:40, 7 October 2007 (CDT)

hi

i was just going to sleep. your shift. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:16, 13 October 2007 (CDT)

I can take out my angst on the peons for a couple of hours, I guess-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 02:18, 13 October 2007 (CDT)

Sorry about the anti-lulz

I'm very sorry about uploading that nasty shit I found on /b/. I had no idea that I was performing a bannable offence.Loathenstein 01:22, 21 October 2007 (CDT)

lol hai

hay ket...i had to revert the 10/22 AotN...we have a major operation on YouTube timed with the front paging of that article...there are a lot of groups and individuals involved in this campaign....i just wanted to let you know so it didn't seem like i was just being dildo...ordinarily i wouldn't care, but we got so many people involved in this thing that it would really be bad if it didn't happen on time....there's a lot of vids out already stating 10/22 as D-Day....you're welcome to join in too if YouTube is your thing --sub seven 00:35, 22 October 2007 (CDT)

Hey

I figured it was somebody's sock from the old talk page, but I was told it was preferable to delete pointless redirects which aren't linked to, which is why I did and said what I did. Sorry for the confusion. --WM 22:40, 23 November 2007 (CST)

Question: Would you just let someone make sock after sock to recreate a shitty page that could be just redir'd and protected? Common sense prevails every time. Other than that, no worries.-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 22:43, 23 November 2007 (CST)
That actually makes a lot more sense. Thanks :) --WM 22:46, 23 November 2007 (CST)

Thank you for stepping in on that MassImmolation bullshit. Me, Chanka, and Jailbait gave up on trying to delete it because they kept making new accounts and none of the three that stuck around would listen to any suggestions. --WM 09:00, 30 November 2007 (CST)
- I went on their forum to clarify some shit about how to write ED articles, because it was obvious that they didn't give a fuck while they were vandalising on-wiki. If they want, they can try to rewrite it from the ground up in their userspace or something but I draw the line at repeatedly recreating the same shit over and over-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 18:23, 30 November 2007 (CST)

Vandal Doc Dropper

all he has to do is make an article - he is clearly a retard ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:09, 29 November 2007 (CST)

Of course i will

I'd be moar than happy to help. I've already put the journal she made about her "little" section on the Pikachu article.

Coo'. I love dA drama :D-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 20:20, 30 November 2007 (CST)
I'm going to need some help on it though.
- No worries, I'm partially about and still browsing her shit-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 21:07, 30 November 2007 (CST)
  - so far this is all i have done here
    - I'll add some in a little while. That intro needs to be fixed, though - it's a huge bunch of run-on sentencesKet^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 21:32, 30 November 2007 (CST)

HAI

That would be why I took the phone numbers OUT. Check the edit history before you go to talk pages. --Progeny 08:39, 1 December 2007 (CST)

here it is

Just in case you haven't noticed, here is the KawaiiKittee88 article. njoy -- Stuffs1-0

Brilliant. Does she know about it yet?-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 20:01, 2 December 2007 (CST)

Hai you Aussie retrobate.

Missed you bra. Don't know if you goy my emails about Mr. Gotti but I wanted to include you in the -miserable- only cos your kids are still on Gotti's Catster list.

Anyha...glad you came back. Mah mentor...hahhhhhhhh.

--OldDirtyBtard 03:27, 9 December 2007 (CST)

I don't check that email address anymore, if it is the one I originally used on the ED Admins mailing list. It's too hard managing a couple dozen email addresses. Sorry 'bout your cat though, it's painful when they die ;;-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 20:14, 9 December 2007 (CST)

My Favorite Sassy Aussie

<3 Thank you for pointing me in the direction of the Signpost. That helped a lot with figuring out exactly what I wanted to cover. If only we had all the admin bullshit they do, we could do a monthly sysop focus, but nobody here is a giant attention whore like that. Also, we need to eliminate Matt Crimmins so it's obvious who I'm directing my comments to. I didn't even think of it until after I copied the line with you reverting his changes to his own article. White•Mystery

No worries. I figured that that was the sort of thing you were wanting to do, though rather scaled back. Also, to be honest, I fucking hate that Matt Crimmins article. Stupid self-referential on the spot minidrama is lame to document-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 19:22, 9 December 2007 (CST)

i enjoy this amount of clams

http://7clams.org/index2.html Imageboard it is, complete with Communism and Jihad sections. Article needs moar lulz, pictures, and proper formatting, but as a hideout of ELITE 4CHANNERS it warrants some kind of mention. --Durruti 19:14, 9 December 2007 (CST)

Put it in the List of *chan boards then. REMEMBER IT IS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 19:22, 9 December 2007 (CST)

chill pill

Skippy...did you lose your sense of humour when you were in the wilderness? I even hate to state the obvious...it's a wiki!!! (rollback).

--OldDirtyBtard 05:00, 14 December 2007 (CST)

I don't think that I'm any more of an asshole than I was when I went on my extended wikibreak ^.==.^-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 05:09, 14 December 2007 (CST)

So'orry for being a wanker last night. I was trashed (no shit). I was actually just trying to have a li'l fun with you -not at your expense mind you- but drunks fucking with sobers is a match made in ruin.

I love you bruv.

--OldDirtyBtard 00:30, 15 December 2007 (CST)

Xyrix

what dio you mean by "aren't neccessarily" ? all that remained if the google maps link? ... make whatever EDit to the page you want. ... sorryt i dont know exactky what you mean ... gotta shoot of now ... signed out ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 06:43, 16 December 2007 (CST)

Oh, I think I might have pounced on you a little prematurely. It looked, from a casual glance, like you just cuntpasted it all from 711chan or something. I'm just tired-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 06:47, 16 December 2007 (CST)

ILU

(Molestation log); 00:48 . . Drunkenlazybastard (Talk | Contribs | Rape) (ræped "User:Thedreadedkettle" with an expiry time of .5 seconds: OMG RAEP)

Lets fuckle :DDD <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 18:49, 20 December 2007 (CST)

I can't beat that last one. I feel ashamed :( --Drunkenlazybastard 18:55, 20 December 2007 (CST)

HIGH FIVE

SMASH FAILURE WITH FISTS!! <3 --Jawsome ^{OMG LENSFLARE!} 23:48, 20 December 2007 (CST)

Sunny

I deleted that article before and am in a bad mood lol. I'll leave em a message on their talk page or something. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:20, 21 December 2007 (CST)

I did all that. It's best to try to explain things before you ban too, cause most of the time n00bs won't come back-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 19:22, 21 December 2007 (CST)
- True, I usually try to explain it on their talk page if it's not blatant vandalism. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:23, 21 December 2007 (CST)

WTF Msdn

What are you doing? Miqrogroove 22:44, 22 December 2007 (CST)

Why am I keeping it? It is a stub; it is relevant to ED's mission; and I'm a sysop. HTH, FOAD, HAND-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 22:47, 22 December 2007 (CST)
- Unfunny stubs are unfunny. Miqrogroove 03:00, 23 December 2007 (CST)
  - Get off my lawn. You're also an idiot-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 03:04, 23 December 2007 (CST)

fair and balanced

I award you this barnstar for your outstanding contribution to symmetry in Preview is for Pussies
--Billy 18:45, 26 December 2007 (CST)

Plz Assist

Can you figure out wtf is up with the idiot I just banned? He seems to have several accounts. The one I banned is the one doing the vandalism, but it looks like he's claiming the other one belongs to him, too. That one has a long history of IPs on Check User. Finally, he just made a third account with a similar name. I'm officially confused as to what's going on there. White•Mystery

Hrm, I think I know how to solve this problem. Just block the fucker if CU suggests he's dicking around with you-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 19:02, 26 December 2007 (CST)
Thanks. I'm confused because the original guy that's been here a while claims it's the same account but it was hacked, but it looks to me like different people. Fuck em, kill them all and let god sort them out. White•Mystery

OMG BUMP

How about an article explaining what the fuck Facepunch is? --Ntg85 12:03, 27 December 2007 (CST)

Facepunch_studios-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 00:14, 30 December 2007 (CST)

Facepunch hack article

Wasn't going to delete it, just had to throw that up there since what they had was really really weak. Creating article first in your user space ftw. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:17, 26 December 2007 (CST)

It is better to let him write what he wants first before tagging it with discouraging templates, otherwise he won't bother writing it. It could be more lulzworthy than a lot of the shit that is coming through nowadays. Srsly-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 21:18, 26 December 2007 (CST)
- True. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:19, 26 December 2007 (CST)
  - Fair enough. I advised one of the new editors on his talk page of using his userspace first, and offered some conditional encouragement, hopefully he's talking to his peers and they'll get it straightened out. Jinglelulz 21:22, 26 December 2007 (CST)

On the Occasion Of Your Bannination

Congratulations, Ket. You're an inspiration to us all. Scrnshot B& plz. Jinglelulz 02:37, 27 December 2007 (CST)

http://img.7chan.org/b/res/1885252.html Ritegroic 02:40, 27 December 2007 (CST)

No can do brah. Dynamic IP is dynamic. But on the bright side, we all had a jolly good time, eh?-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 02:41, 27 December 2007 (CST)

Talk reverts

okay, sorry. didn't know. Damn-o-tron 04:19, 30 December 2007 (CST)

First dong of '08

Hay ket... ilu... Turtle made a page because he was the first ED dong of 2008... We discussed this in irc... Then you flushed it.

Plz to find it in your heart to bring it back. He was the first dong of '08. It's not quite as unwarranted as you make it out to be ;-)

09:20, 2 January 2008 Thedreadedkettle (Talk | Contribs) flushed "First Dong of 2008" (Shit, unwarranted self importance, and is cancerous tripe)—The preceding comment was added by NeoLobster, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

No, for two reasons:

Firstly, I don't particularly like shit that is made up in IRC being carried over on to the wiki because it generally has nothing to do with anything. The IRC and the wiki are two very seperate things.
It didn't contribute anything along the lines of internet drama and lulz. I would encourage you to read the lulz article so you can get an idea of what lulz are. At any rate, the definition isn't fucking camwhoring over IRC and then making articles all over ED about how much of a slut you are.