Image:Big star.pngWE MADE IT TO THE FINALS! NOW WE NEED YOUR VOTES MORE THAN EVER!!!
 Encyclopedia Dramatica is in contention for the 2nd Annual Mashable Open Web Awards for the wiki category. With your help, we can beat the Wikipedia menace! Plz vote for ED by going here; you can vote once per day, per email address, ballot stuffing encouraged! Just don't forget to confirm the vote via e-mail. VOTE OR DIE!!!

User talk:Thedreadedkettle/Archived, or some shit

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Jump to: navigation, search

Contents

GameStop

Rather than asking the page be reinstated, I think I'll just go with a big FUCK YOU AND DIE! Jews are better than you(same thing I said to Paco650 once). You don't like it, put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger like a good worthless nobody.

  • Your article had no internet relevance. So it got deleted. That cool, or are you going to rant?-Ket--Talk to me 07:33, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

You're probably some Gamestop employee or some shithead Gamestop loyalist customer pissed because someone trashed the company.

Either way, permaban me if you want, like that worked when Paco650 did it... and if you idiots can't figure out who I am by looking at my name then you have even fewer brain cells than I would have thought.

  • I don't care who you are. The fact is that you're abusing a sysop, buddy, and that is srsly asking for it. Last chance to join the lulz-train-Ket--Talk to me 07:37, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Armenia

Could the Armenia article be unlocked? There is some stuff I'd like to add. If it is considered crap, the current little gem can always be restored. --Meowy 01:31, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

For unlocking Extinct Marsupial - I added the pic. Felonius 23:29, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

AfterDeath

Let's get it to where it's featurable. See how APATHETIC he is then! Miltopia 04:56, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey Ket!-Towelie 07:37, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

hey there =) --Ness 10:19, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


IRC

Does that mean I can go back to being a highly respected TOW ADMIN SPIE now????? LMAO Felonius 21:53, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Yes, you may. SPIE ON!-Ket--Talk to me 21:54, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Catamorphism

Is it can be unprotect tiem now pls? I wants to add Category:WikiEdit Drama. Miltopia 02:52, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

GRND FLOOR

OMG Ket you have to get on your Livejournal there is DRAMA on your top thread! And here! Miltopia 11:21, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

  • lol, stirring shit up with furries-Ket--Talk to me 11:29, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
    • OMG IT'S GETTING REALLY GOOD, never have I wished more that my IRCs worked. Miltopia 11:35, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
      • LOL, do you have any IM progs? I NEED TO KNOW MOAR-Ket--Talk to me 11:40, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
        •  :-O What are IM progs? Miltopia 11:42, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
          • AIM or MSN you douche, lol. I have no idea WHY my lj is the battlefield-Ket--Talk to me 11:48, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • oic, AIM me as Pyretix, if you have it. Miltopia 11:48, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

national security

so i hear from abdul u called me wattagefat what youve done to my, my wife, my kids, my mom, and my buisness is no fucking joker --Wattage 11:20, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

 !!!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=Thedreadedkettle&page=

ILU KET
ILU KET
ILU KET
ILU KET
ILU KET
ILU KET
ILU KET

Miltopia 08:19, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

  • I'M FROM THE INTERNET, SIR! JUST CLEANING THE TUBES FROM IRRELEVENT SHIT-Ket--Talk to me 08:31, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Some n00b bitching about nothing

  • I seem to be having trouble finding articles that are related to the internet on this site. It seems like 75% of them are not. Either you need to start doing your job or stop having double standards.--Zombiema7 23:33, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
    • I think you need to shut up and try actually looking at our articles. I've been cleaning up shit that has no internet relevance lately-Ket--Talk to me 23:35, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
      • Yes we do need them because it's an encyclopedia and the more information it has, the better. I could put the page back up but I was thinking of deleting it anyway and working on it some more. You are a nazi. Have fun burning Jews in ovens and furiously jacking off to Hentai in your basement while deleting articles to compensate for your lack of authority in real life.--Zombiema7 23:41, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
        • I think I'll have more fun banning you to keep you in your place. Now shut up-Ket--Talk to me 23:42, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
    • By the way do me a favor and delete the name too. I don't want people going there expecting to find an article about Gainesville and be met with a blank page. By the way the page got a couple votes to go on the front page and a few good comments but they were deleted by prepubescent brats like yourself. You guys take down articles that people like, just cause you don't like them. You think wikipedia is facist? Atleast they don't claim to be something they're not. Have fun compensating for your small penis. If you delete enough articles maybe you'll even grow some balls too.--Zombiema7 23:48, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
      • Don't worry, I deleted that article. And I also came. Secondly, you do realise that the votes for front page were a joke? loooooooooooooool, you are calling us facist, simply because we dont want any shit that isnt internet related on this wiki? I hope you like your stay in the tree of woe, n00b. B& AND PARTYV&-Ket--Talk to me 23:51, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Some whiney fag

This user is a faggot who fucks sheep often He acts smart but really he's a mental case

  • If you were to sign your posts and actually place your comment conveniently people might listen to you. But as it is, you are cruising for a bruising-Ket--Talk to me 21:59, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

ATTN: Ket

I really don't care.--Razor Ramon 22:22, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

  • I would advise you to actually listen to what I said-Ket--Talk to me 22:28, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Drak

Lewl...you'll be so-reeeeeee! --Is It Cos I Is Black? 04:48, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

  • 'Twas only one edit, not rly worth an infinite ban-Ket--Talk to me 04:57, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm with ODB on this one. We shouldn't have to bend over backwards to accomodate fuckwits who don't understand the concept of a satirical wiki. Blargh 05:01, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
    • Aw, don't be a wikinazi - "NO LULZ FOR J00, INFIDEL!"-Ket--Talk to me 05:07, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

'lo again

I can see the place is being bombed to shit right now, but sure as hell ain't in a mood to do anything about it for obvious reasons. Thanks for yr. attempt last week, don't s'pose it means anything. I have a simple request, please check my user page when you are next logged in, please revert it to the last change by me and then protect it if any f'in cretin tries to pwn it. Noone wants to be pwned by that retard, you syops have control, us plebs don't. kthxplz.Voronic 14:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

ugh

such a weirdo zombie_bomb 05:26, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Amy the Christmas Slut

Amy was confused. "Daddy?" she asked as she reached up and pulled down his beard. "Daddy! You're Santa Clause?!" Just as she said that, he came inside her small twat in shivering gushes.

Trish tried to get up but between being drunk and having the dog pinning her down, she couldn't. As the dog continued fucking her it began to feel amazing. She tried to ignore how nice it felt but she was starting to cum. She closed her eyes as she came.

Having been caught at his perverted act, and having cum anyway, John pulled his cock out of his daughter's hole and leaned over, to watch his wife. Soon the sight of his sexy wife being fucked by the family pet made him hard again and he slid his cock between his wife's lips.

Trish instinctively opened her mouth and sucked it, licking her own daughter's cum from her husband's cock. The dog came in her pussy right then. As the dog pulled out, Amy climbed between her legs to lick her clean.

Trish didn't know what to say, She was sucking her husband's cock that is covered with her daughter's cunt-juice as her own daughter was licking dog cum from her pussy. This was the wildest thing she ever experienced. "I love you both," was all she could say. "Merry Christmas."

The End. Blargh 06:55, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Omg wtf? You sadistic fuck. Lol. Towelie 08:42, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

So where's the vandalism?

As I recall, you didn't last long enough in IRC to see any yiffing . . . GreenReaper 22:59, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

  • I wasn't in there, lolers :3-Ketthe KangaJew 23:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Relying on other people's research?! What is ED coming to . . .GreenReaper 23:07, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
    • I was though! Hey GreenReaper, how are you? --Eppigy 23:52, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
      • Are you kidding? There's like 30 ED regulars. There's no way we have the time or talent to drum up all the lulz found on here. Miltopia 23:09, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
      • Well from ED IRC I can lol @ trolling without having to start connecting to multiple irc networks. Also, Mudkips don't like #wikifur :(-Ketthe KangaJew 23:10, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • The recent version of that section is much better. Thanks for your edits! GreenReaper 12:17, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah Ket, you really are doing him a favor by editing a wiki where you're a sysop. rofl! Miltopia 12:20, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
      • Miltopia, don't be so meeeeean-Ketthe KangaJew 12:23, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Heh, I actually reverted you for reducing bias, but if everyone is happy then I'm cool with it! I hope I don't seem like too much of an asshole for that revert-Ketthe KangaJew 12:23, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

ilu











SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX

  • np. We gotta yiff some tiem ^_^-Ketthe KangaJew 07:18, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank your for this pic which I am going to use in my picture project

Miltopia 09:01, 9 December 2006 (UTC)


Opps

I'm working on a page about Aaron Sorkin and his snitfit over at the TWOP forums a few years back... and the page got created as "Aaron sorkin" so when I tried to link it from "crack" as "Aaron Sorkin" it's not working... I'm a wikinovice and you sent me a welcome awhile back so... uh... how do i fix stoopid? HeatherChandler 14:30, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Just create the page with the proper name, and cuntpaste your article to the new page. Then make the old one a redirect. Ill do it for you this time, but its really not a problem.--Abort, retry, fail 14:48, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I C WUT U DID THAR

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 00:04, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

WTF?

Hey bro... Whats with all the pictures? None of them show up... They just show an X in the top left corner of the image box. Im not the only one having this problem.

The Towel of Doom 07:53, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Images are down for a while, but they WILL be back shortly. Nothing to be concerned about-Ketthe KangaJew 08:05, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

My Article

Yes, I've tried removing the broken images from my article, but you keep reverting my edits even though it doesn't fix the images. Thus, what's the point of keeping the broken images there?--Dukeotterland 00:49, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Basically, all images are broken at the moment. I understand any confusion you may be having, but I'd kinda prefer that the broken images remain there. Sorry-Ketthe KangaJew 00:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

WP:KETTLE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:KETTLE Amusing name similarity thing? AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 04:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

WKD

Does WKD live on or something? I thought since he left nobody had to deal with his wishes. AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 09:59, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

  • What-Ketthe KangaJew 10:02, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
    • I just compared versions from WKD's first version to your revert. It is the exact same thing execpt for spelling corrections, a category fix, and a see also. AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 10:03, 26 December 2006 (UTC)


What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did

What Ket Did --Æinsidler 10:13, 26 December 2006 (UTC)


        • Maybe you can quit fucking reverting me on that article. You obviously want it to remain static and never changed. AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 10:14, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
          • Maybe you should take a week off to learn to not be an unfunny fgt-Ketthe KangaJew 10:21, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
            • LOL MOD SASS GETS YOU BANNED, DICKBARN --Blargh 07:01, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
              • I'M AN FUCKING TYRANT. Why don't you all know that already?!-Ketthe KangaJew 07:15, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

kangakike <3

Your work on pwning wikipedos is impressive. Lol, K37. [1] --Wattage 06:45, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

What the fuck?

Hey, what the fucks wrong with Einsidler? He basically blanked like 40 fucking pages. The Towel of Doom 15:53, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Don't worry everyone, the situation is under control. --wattage | talk | listen 16:22, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah I know now - I talked to Einsidler on IRC.

Hey

You know how Miltopia constantly picks edit wars with me me vandalizing my userpage every 10 minutes?

Since people banned can't edit their talk pages (who knows what somebody did to make it not work), I put this up on my userpage to show repetentence so I'm showing you a link to the proper version as Miltopia will replace it with actual mod sassing most likely or something to make you mad at me. AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 13:17, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Oh, your block expired. Good. But the thing is:
    • You were the one trying to give me shit.
    • Also, you CONSTANTLY seek conflict with Miltopia.
    • And you also evade blocks through use of sockpupppets with the sole purpose of seeking more conflict.
  • So don't try to shift the blame onto others, kthx-Ketthe KangaJew 22:40, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Retrieved from "http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Thedreadedkettle/Archived%2C_or_some_shit"
Personal tools

Bookmark and Share