User talk:Thedreadedkettle/Kickb& for great justice

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Their best joke

Yeah, fairy nuff. Uncyclopedia's just sad, huh? -GTBacchus 10:03, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Yah, I don't like their humour. Its boring-Ket--Talk to me 10:19, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Thx. for prev. comment. Shouldn't the boring infantile site be more ignored from here? Glancing at the talk pages earlier, some seem to see them as comparable.Voronic 10:22, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I tend to pay no attention to Uncyclopedia. Don't know, don't care-Ket--Talk to me 10:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
Agreed, you might want to look at the page, I think the old version was better since they are sensitive to v'ism.Voronic 10:56, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
- Krade has been rather adamant that ED will not encourage vandalism. I actually agree with him, though the previous version was funnier-Ket--Talk to me 11:00, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
  - The article works with or without it, I think. Also, I just went to their site, and ow, I feel fourteen again. Tfo 18:27, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
    - Uncyclopedia is for people whose balls haven't dropped yet. So yes, feeling 14 would make sense-Ket--Talk to me 23:28, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

hi nice to meet you!

"-Ket--Talk to me 04:43, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

joke

You. I'll keep pestering you, until this website is removed. Which means I'll keep coming back as long as I'm breathing air. I might leave for a day, a week, a month or however long. But I'll always be back. Why? Because you deserve it. You and your buddies here love to make fun of people and attack them. But when it's done back to you, you don't like it! So if you don't like it - don't dish it out! It's not rocket science you know! Oh but then rocket science to you would be just another truth that can't be put because it's not funny! EJB LIVES AND THERE ISN'T A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! lulz

lol, you aint a troll-Ket--Talk to me 05:45, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
- Dude, you are beyond megalomaniac. This website is not gonna shut down because someone makes 5 or so vandal accounts a day and vandalizes userpages. LOLOLOLOL, plz to keep trying though, this has been lol for me anyway. Gives e an excuse to spam Image:Lolmouth.jpg Miltopia 05:48, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
- Ah yes but how long can you keep that up for, huh? Not forever - I guarantee that! lulz
  - SIGN YOUR FUCKING NAME, SHITCOCK FAGWHORE. Also, you fail @ trolling. Blargh 05:55, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
  - Oh gee I'm scared of words on a computer screen - NOT! Obviously you are otherwise you wouldn't be so angry! lulz
    - Plz to be signing your posts, and also, Blargh is always angry-Ket--Talk to me 09:14, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
    - What's the story here anyway, Ket? What did you do to him, rape his mom? Miltopia 05:56, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
      - I banned him for 30 years-Ket--Talk to me 05:57, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
        Tl;dr. Congratulations on your fanboy Ket.--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 06:26, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
        He's my baby!-Ket--Talk to me 06:31, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
You are constructed of fail. lol. Tfo 09:06, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
Get a grammar transplant! lulz
- And no reverting your talk page, Ket, you dickhead! lulz
  - See! You CAN'T keep me out! EVER!!!!! lulz
  - Oh - and I lead a far more exciting life than anyone who lives in this waste of webspace 24/7 like you do! Someone doesn't like being exposed like this! Aw did diddums get a boo boo? lulz

And I hope I can make you laugh even more - you clearly need the excitement! lulz Ah the excitement - let me know when you blow your load from it! lulz

Load blown - LJ exposed! (And you can\'t take the truth! Too fucking bad!) lulz

My LJ is linked to on my userpage. Well done for noticing it-Ket--Talk to me 01:58, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
- And well done for doing the cowardly thing and blocking anonymous posting! How many cowards are there in here anyway? Love to dish it out, but can't take it when it's dished back - AGAIN! Fuck off this site, dickhead! lulz
  - I don't appreciate you calling me a child molester, and I don't appreciate you abusing me over something as trivial as a block, tard-Ket--Talk to me 23:51, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
    - This isn't about you "blocking" me. This is about you and everyone else not being able to take it when being abused, and yet you all dish it out all the time! Oh - and what really constitutes parody and satire (which ED does NOT!) So if you want me to apologise - you back off first. And I'm not holding my breath on that happening! lulz

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS --GetSmarter 08:50, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Monobook.js

Can you copy and paste the monobook.js from Wikipedia so the templates work properly?? I've copy-pasted the Willy on Wheels/Communism Vandal/Pelican Shit templates here.... --Pelicanshitiscommunismonwheels 11:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I would but I've got a million things on now-Ket--Talk to me 11:36, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
can you make me a sysop so I can do it?? --Pelicanshitiscommunismonwheels 11:37, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
the page is MediaWiki:Monobook.css and MediaWiki:Common.css. --Pelicanshitiscommunismonwheels 11:39, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
- No, I don't have bureaucrat. You could probably tamper with the html though so they look right. What exactly are you doing, anyway?-Ket--Talk to me 11:40, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

loldongs

banning me would prove nothing as ive been banned from way too many sites for it to really matter to me anymore... thats like executing a crazy man who doesnt know he's being killed ;D ~ JakerzInc

Stop failing at life plzkthxbye --The Fat Piece of Blubber 13:34, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
I think he just gave you permission to kill him. Please, don't hesitate. --infernocanuck 07:03, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
- Eh, I'll leave him. He won't do any harm seeing that any article on himself he makes will be ba13373d-Ket--Talk to me 07:06, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Protect it

GOGOGO! kthxbi. AlexJohnc3 ^(bother) 21:43, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Good job sir. —The preceding comment was added by alexjohnc3, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Arbchat

Yes, I noticed you weren't on IRC this past Sunday, and I'm wondering if we could arbchat sometime, thanks.--Dukeotterland 02:49, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I take it that you were not awfully pleased with the arbchat decision? Sorry, but the decision is final. Apart from that, one sysop can't hold an arbchat by themselves. --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 02:53, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
Heh, I had something on at the last minute! I guess you could try to arrange something again... but you and ED already came to a decision over this matter, right? Sorry I ain't totally filled in on this shit-Ket--Talk to me 05:50, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
- Uh, I don't think a decision was made since I really didn't speak with anyone in charge of managing the entries.--Dukeotterland 14:35, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  - Yeah you did, Ket, Weev, and any other admins in there at the time are in charge of the entries. GV and Ghettofinger could, um, "overturn" it, but it's not likely that they would. Miltopia 19:50, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
    - Tru, though if you are unhappy with the decision you could ask-Ket--Talk to me 21:49, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Re: ED IS SATIRICAL, DUMBASS!!

Mmhmm, I guess you didn't get the whole canadians are adamant about defending themselves hmmmm. Pointlessly I might add.

-ehcanada

What-Ket--Talk to me 06:15, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

United States

bojacredleif.jpg is a picture of me, please delete it before legal action is taken.—The preceding comment was added by BojacRedleif, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Lol, legal threats [[Image:lolmouth.jpg]] Miltopia 22:55, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
An image by that name doesn't exist. Have a nice day, sir-Ket--Talk to me 23:03, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

--Fucker I'm serious—The preceding comment was added by BojacRedleif, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Fucker I'm banning-Ket--Talk to me 22:57, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Sorry

- Yeah sorry for all the trouble. I'll be more careful. (You still can't delete the image as a final request?) Oh well, the picture doesn't even look like me anymore. 00:03, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

NOt a sysop, but my advice to you: drop it, it's probably never going to happen Miltopia 00:08, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

- Yeah I know, it was worth a shot atleast BojacRedleif 00:09, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

- One day these people will overwhelm the world in their mutual self-importance, establish Kangaroo Courts and put tyres full of burning Gas around our necks. Sounds like a fun night out. --Chemical Smelly 16:36, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Thank you.

Thanks for your welcome. I may be considered a vandal for my faithful edit to the Rozen Maiden article, but the Sarah Connor article was needeWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR --ErroR 02:38, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Eh, its fine. People who are new here often make a couple of mistakes and get reverted. You are certainly welcome here though-Ket--Talk to me 02:42, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Al Qaeda

Hey about your edits why did you erase missions accomplished?--Alcoa 22:05, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

There were a lot of spelling and grammatical errors-Ket--Talk to me 22:07, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

lol they where intended plus i fixed other errors but someone put them back (not you) --Alcoa 23:37, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

ps. and when you reverted my missions accomplished section, you apparently reverted my corrections to my own horrid gramtical and spelling errors, but dont worry i fixed what was needed to be fixed.--Alcoa 23:53, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

?

What is deja vu (on thjc)?Voronic 16:10, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Ket, what's the new IRC adress?--Speedycat 03:24, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

You'll have to aim me for it - Grotesquelymaimd-Ket--Talk to me 03:29, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
- Why is it so sekrit bb?--Speedycat 03:31, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
  - IDK, rly-Ket--Talk to me 03:34, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
    - </3--Speedycat 03:37, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
      - /me cuts-Ket--Talk to me 03:39, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
        -;--Speedycat 03
        41, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Userpage lock

Hey Ket, thanks for locking my page a while back, but I wanted to start editting it again so could you unlock it when you have a chance? kthxbi. AlexJohnc3 ^(bother) 11:17, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Faggotry

Why the flying fuck did my

BLINK 182 article get "flushed"

Because it sucked-Ket--Talk to me 00:17, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

side note

PLENTY people want this site defaced as it is, why the fuck do you dothis to me?

Because you are an unfunny person who doesn't understand ED's purpose and what we cover-Ket--Talk to me 00:17, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

so

when you put WE did you really mean it beacus it semes that you are the ONLY person who got to look at the article BLINK 182, besides myself of course. then it was "flushed"

Firstly, do not use fucking font size=10000000000. It annoys me, and makes you seem uneducated. Secondly, the article was shit. Thirdly, it had no internet relevence. Fourthly, take a day off instead of trying to piss me off-Ket--Talk to me 00:57, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

An Tyrant

And lo...An Tyrant was born!

--OldDirtyBtard 01:23, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Image is too big. thumb plzkthnx--Abort, retry, fail 01:25, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

But Kettle Chips!

He'll just come back and rape ED in the anus! BUT HE'LL GAPE US NEXT TIME! OH LAWD!--Zen Triple 4 12:15, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Meh, banning a /24 fixes everything-Ket--Talk to me 12:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
- GAPED ANUSES ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED!--Zen Triple 4 12:19, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  - G~~OATSE~~APE!-Ket--Talk to me 12:20, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Sunday's mail 09:55, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

lols -Blargh 09:57, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

I came-Ket--Talk to me 10:04, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Sage Freehaven

Sage Freehaven is a dong who lurks on 4chan and attention whores constantly. He decided it was a good idea to continue being a dong despite my advice, so I'm reminding him why furries are b&. If he wasn't such a prick, I'd leave him alone, is the funny thing. --Thewordslinger 22:00, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

OH I SEE, I know why it rings a bell. I saw him, I think, on lulz.net once. lol furries-Ket--Talk to me 22:05, 7 November 2006 (UTC)