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This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.

Contents 1 I hate mexicans. 2 NO 3 User:Sage Freehaven 4 Another thing 5 E-fight annuled 6 Kapkao's A Faggot 7 I GOTS MY RÆP ONZ

[edit] I hate mexicans.

THEY STOLE MY JERB.

[edit] NO

U —The preceding comment was added by Sage Freehaven, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Sign your posts, furfag --Thewordslinger 02:32, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] User:Sage Freehaven

That name sounds familiar... why are you raeping their userpage? It's fucking funny, but I'm curious-Ket--Talk to me 21:57, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

• Maybe they're mexican. Felonius 22:03, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
• Sage Freehaven --Thewordslinger 22:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Another thing

you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

• NO U --Thewordslinger 22:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • 

• NO, U --Sage Freehaven 00:42, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Get off my userpage, you dong. Get back to raping cats. --Thewordslinger 00:54, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
    • Make me, cuntnugget. <3 --Sage Freehaven 00:56, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
      • You know, Sage Freehaven is on ED IRC right now-Ket--Talk to me 00:57, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
        • Why'd you kill 4chan, FREEHAVEN? --Thewordslinger 00:59, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] E-fight annuled

We must reschedule!-Ket--Talk to me 02:32, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

• Open battle favors the powers of CHAOS!! The furfags will know my wrath through other means! I am vengeance, I am the night! I AM ASH KETCHUM --Thewordslinger 14:40, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
  • HAVE AT THEE! --Sage Freehaven 12:35, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
    • PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU! --Thewordslinger 17:31, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
      • AH YOU OKAY? BUSTAAAAAAAA WOLF! --Sage Freehaven 20:02, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
        • DURAGON SULAVUH!! --Thewordslinger 23:05, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
          • KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU~ --Sage Freehaven 03:49, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
            • DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ WHY DID YOU KILL 4CHAN DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ FURFAG GTFO DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~ DESU~--Thewordslinger 06:19, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
              • MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY --Sage Freehaven 20:09, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
                • MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!!!!! --Thewordslinger 00:09, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
                  • V-TEC JUST KICKED IN, YO --Sage Freehaven 00:45, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
                    • GRINMAN DOES NOT APPROVE! --Thewordslinger
                      • I'LL MONGLE YOUR COCK! --Sage Freehaven 19:57, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Kapkao's A Faggot

Hi. I need more edits.--Kapkao 06:05, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

• Learn to wiki. It's terrible that I had to format this myself. --Thewordslinger 06:19, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
  • I rly rly disagree.
    • TEST this Faggot Clue: There is absofuqinlootly nothing on the help/markup page about formatting (or not being a faggot, for that matter.) Thanks for playing. --Kapkao 07:13, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
      • GTFO Encyclopedia Dramatica, failure. Once again, I had to format this garbage. --Thewordslinger 17:57, 17 November

2006 (UTC)

[edit] I GOTS MY RÆP ONZ

• a winnar is u, here's a free internets --Thewordslinger 00:35, 26 November 2006 (UTC)