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Hello, ToriBelliachi

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.

2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.

Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.

Communication with other users prevents misunderstandings and can be done through talk pages, TJC and the mailing list.

If you plan on sticking around, feel free to make your mark on the ED:Map and join the all new ED Facebook, the ED Myspace the ED Bebo and follow the ED Twitter.

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--subseven 19:02, 21 August 2007 (CDT)

Congratulations! YOU'VE WON THE GAY AWARD! THANKS FOR BEING A FAG!!!

You do realise how pointless attempting to edit pro-furry comments into a fucking ED page is? Gtfo. Synapse 16:53, 28 September 2007 (CDT)

Furfag Status: Not yet an hero
Needs Moar: Epic site shutdowns; hero creation equipment
Mudkips: NO

By the way, Tori, you are absolutely THE most hideous thing on YouTube. Srsly. Dr. ROFLPWN 02:59, 18 October 2007 (CDT)

Lol, trollfags --ToriBelliachi 16:41, 28 January 2008 (CST)

You're next, furfag. He got banned for vandalism when he was, in fact, vandalizing. White•Mystery

You just don't like my truthliness. ToriBelliachi 16:57, 28 January 2008 (CST) :'(

Fact is...We don't like furfags editing pages trying to modify the truth for their own benefits. You know,take it like a man (although you are a furfag) and accept that you are a little whinning bitch.

Go eat some cocks. You have a face of a fag who has not suck some man milk since months.

You need,I mean,REALLY NEED a PARTY HARD from someone. And stop trying to be cool,because I have got some ear wax that was even cooler than you.

Or get an operation to modify that horrible furfag face. I can smell your faggotry from here. And I'm in south america! --Iorio 14:21, 27 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I thought you should know this

You are a furry because you have been conditioned, from a very young age, to hate yourself and your desires. Because you hate yourself, you drown yourself in escapist fantasy, where you can separate your desires from your everyday self, in the form of a new idealized self. Because you have committed yourself to this sick, self-destructive outlet, and because you feel the need to thrust it unto the eyes of the world, others find you repulsive. Because others find you repulsive, they will attack and belittle you, thereby helping justify your beliefs and behaviours. Once you become aware of this cycle, you can begin healing. Until then, you will remain, empty and unfulfilled, fetishizing your own self-loathing. Hugs and kisses. -§a¡n† S¡†hney