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you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

--Sheneequa • Talk 09:21, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 - 2 Reverting 3 The Banhammer 4 Hey, you. 5 Good News/Bad News 6 Socks...Moar Leik Cocks, Amirite! 7 Get On IRC 8 Thanks 9 Hiya! 10 Stop exploding, you cowards! 11 Kthnx for the kind words! 12 BANACONDA 13 Don't Call It A Comeback!!! 14 No one likes you 15 Asshole 16 So i herd u liek mudkipz

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[edit] Reverting

• This will show you how--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 06:37, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The Banhammer

Cheer bigears. I was actually about to turn in for the night with a bad mood on. Then I noticed Peppermintpatti's fags 'o' the hag invading and decided to stay up for a bit and take it out on them...lulz.--OldDirtyBtard 10:24, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, you.

Don't fuck with our Internet war kthnxbai. --Sage Freehaven 21:17, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Good News/Bad News

The bad news is you spent your morning welcoming deleted sock accounts from the Thanksgiving invasion [1]. The good news is you didn't do all 500. Loldongs! --Is It Cos I Is Black? 23:41, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

• FUCK! I knew they were sockpuppets! God damnit! Towelie 00:55, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Socks...Moar Leik Cocks, Amirite!

I think we're cool. It just seems like we have a lot of n00bs cos UserCreation got turned on today. We've only had a couple of vandals...mostly minor but Michael Crook was on trying to alter his state. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 08:27, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Get On IRC

Good lookin out on the missing link but Weev said to leave it out. Dunno why but mine is not to reason why; mine is but to do and die. --Alfred, Lord Tennyson 20:40, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

• Oh ok then... I'll leave it out. The Towel of Doom 07:29, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

THanks for reverting the vandalism from that butthurt faggot. Miltopia 18:55, 31 December 2006 (UTC) Thanks for spamming that lovely image on my talk page :) My bad Cirrus 19:09, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hiya!

• Do I know you? --Pepsibar 15:11, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • You have a cool username. --Pepsibar 15:15, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Heh, thanks. <3 The Towel of Doom 01:45, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
• How do i get an articel deleted? --Pepsibar 00:24, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Which one? KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 00:55, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
    • If you want an article deleted, get on irc fgt or message a sysop The Towel of Doom 01:28, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Nevermind. --Pepsibar 11:10, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Stop exploding, you cowards!

• Reverting your user page? You suck balls. Suck mine... UP YOUR ASS! --Khalnath 04:45, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Kthnx for the kind words!

Hey man you literally sent me goosebumps with your kind words. :) I appreciate it. I worked on it for two days, I wanted to do a YTASK page for a while now, I was AMAZED it wasn't there yet. However, ED of course was also on its ass for a while. :'( It was sorrow for me, I cried when it came back online and then smeared myself in with peanut butter and ran the streets naked in joy. It gave my old neighborlady a heart attack but I guess it was worth that, and the arrest.--Divx-Mongool 07:17, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] BANACONDA

Banaconda!!! Ihateswine 07:47, 13 June 2007 (CDT) <--This user is a faggot who forces memes.

[edit] Don't Call It A Comeback!!!

My compy died cos I forgot to bring a towel is the short story. Lost everything (sadface). I'll be back on IRC and all that shit by the w/end. <3

--Fish & Mudkips 01:12, 20 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] No one likes you

sup homes? check out new article "No one likes you" Ihateswine 01:02, 7 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Asshole

I probably vandalize at least one userpage everyday - although secretly I think the fuckers like the attention; if nothing else it gives them something to go and cut about. I like that ED has so many contributors, I just wish less of them were so fucking stupid.Crakwhrrr 06:44, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] So i herd u liek mudkipz