User talk:WKD

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Contents 1 Everything Else 2 Galilee:my shitty little article. 3 WKD's gay crush Feem 4 Asterix 5 Spring break? 6 Hm... 7 yo 8 GIF 9 Where are my penis pix? 10 allright man 11 Kay. 12 dick 13 My userpage lock 14 lololol butthurt 15 The Wikipedia Jews 16 Anjel 17 microsoft office 18 A vote for deletion 19 VFD 20 4deletion 21 /k/ 22 Tit pics 23 welcome back 24 Moebius Sig 25 Sceptre 26 Links 27 Case of Whine 28 Troll Crap

[edit] Everything Else

1. Special:CheckUser
2. Special:Ipblocklist
3. Special:Blockip

LOLMG

[edit] Galilee:my shitty little article.

Im sorry if im being stupid and theres an obvious answer to this but...... how can i fix it if you have locked the page?

• Talk page of the article. Did I not say that? My mistake. You can also ask for advice on format on that page as well. Try and keep the format the same as other articles, there should be plenty of examples around to copy. Also, you need to sign your comments, either with four tilds or the sig button above the edit window. --WKD 23:34, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • You're being awfully nice today, aren't you?--mustard!ass 23:37, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Funny as it may seem I often am. I just zero patience for idiots. --WKD 23:39, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

LOLMG

[edit] WKD's gay crush Feem

Holy what the fuck do you think you're doing you fucking little shit stabber? Adding pedant fucking horseshit to an article that fucks up the entire flow does not a funny article make. What the fuck is your problem and your hard-on for all this fact bullshit? Were you born a fucking retard, retard? Not every article has to be a lololcosplayfurriesinternets clusterfuck of gay gay gay proportions you fucking monkey. You SUCK. Your additions SUCKED. Continue to fuck with that program and I'll drop kick you until some other paranoid motherfucker can pull themselves away from cross-posting on ljs long enough to give a goddamn. wingsnugs, you fucking faggot--WKD 03:30, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

• Tell Tedkettle who stopped me from undoing all my edits. Samsara 11:04, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Tell it to your mother, as she's the only one who still cares.--WKD 21:01, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

LOLMG

• • • feem cares about you, too. At least in your fantasies. Samsara 21:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Lolz I am gay lollolol. I had large red flashing cocks on my user page so if you think I care about that then you're a droll rag short of a retard. Make a better insult or I'll ban you for annoying the shit out of me.--WKD 21:23, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
        • Oh Lawd no! Samsara 21:25, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
        • droll drool--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 21:30, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
          • I lolled Blargh 01:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
            • More like you kissed ass Miltopia 15:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
              • Why are you faggots still on my talk page?--WKD 20:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

LOLMG

[edit] Asterix

LOLMG

Hey, is this asterix OK? --Hater 12:48, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

• LOOOOOOOOL-Ket ^Refill/lol 12:49, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
• Haha. Waste space on my talk page again and I'll start whimsically banning you.--WKD 04:18, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Spring break?

LOLMG

Hey, why'd j00 delete this? Miltopia 22:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

• Why not?--WKD 22:31, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Wasn't it lulzy? Miltopia 22:33, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Links, and irrelevant.--WKD 22:36, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hm...

LOLMG

Well, if you'd like, you can talk to me on Yahoo! Instant Messenger (IM is happy_rotten_orange). You can ask me questions only the "real" Jack White would know. --Jack White 15:55, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

• LOL. P.S.: Sign your comments. Tfo 19:58, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
• LOL, why don't you just get on irc?--WKD 22:16, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
  • My IRC is down while we're on tour. Like I said, Yahoo. And I DID sign my comment, but SOMEBODY edited it. --Jack White 15:55, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Yeah whatever. Get off my talk page and don't bother me and I won't ban you for being or not being Jack White. Currently I don't give enough of a fuck to abuse what little power life has seen fit to torment my frustrated ambition with. I always wanted to be a princess. Reply to this comment and I'll ban you. And no, I'm not even remotely fair. --WKD 09:23, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] yo

yo cuzz wtf u talkin bkout?--MAX 08:02, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

• Learn to sign your fucking name, dickcunt fagwhore. Blargh 08:07, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• I agree with Blargh. Read teh welcome plz-Ket ^Refill/lol 08:12, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
• I agree with whatever the fuck it was I did. Who the fuck are you meant to be anyway?--WKD 09:09, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

well w/e to WKD juss ban me or delete me idc--EZ 07:00, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

• I don't even know what that means. Start using english properly and chances are you won't get all your edits reverted. That includes correct capitalisation. Every wiki has rules, if you're not going to follow them you can't expect much in the way of sympathy.--WKD 07:05, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

fucc u loC --EZ 07:17, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] GIF

K. Thanks for the suggestion, buddy. Btw, how are things going? Haven't yelled at you in awhile. Shazzb0t 00:33, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

• Yeah, alright. The usual bannings and deletions and making people hate me and themselves. I'm on IRC a lot these days, you should jump on and get fucking hazed sometime.--WKD 00:38, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Fuck getting hazed nigra, I'll be hazing like a motherfucker internet addicted asshole pumper. Shazzb0t 07:36, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Sorry, obviously I should have made myself clearer. Come to irc and get repeatedly and capriciously abused, stalked and molested by those with power whilst enagaging in flame wars with those who don't. Yup, that about sums it up.--WKD 07:44, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Heh, I did one better. I got "deleted" from IRC. Haha. Feem is a typical IRC ban happy moron. Now I remember why I stopped using it. Shazzb0t 21:16, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
        • It took you that long to realise Feem was a jerk?--Zen Triple 4 21:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
          • I was only in the chat for about 2 hours and I conversed with him for about 10 lines total. I'd say that is pretty short. Hehe. Meh, I don't bow down to skanky high school kids without lives, I'd rather get banned then return to channel with such a dumb cunt at the helm. So thats what happened. Cheers! Shazzb0t 21:27, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
            • joke's on you, i work for the datacenter where ed is hosted Feem 21:47, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
              • The joke is on you. I don't care. Enjoy being an hero. xoxoxo. Love, Shazzb0t 21:50, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
                • It was funny because everybody else new who feem was (<3333 feem ILU) and was waiting for him to gline you. It gave the channel a cheap laugh and his setup was beautiful; we're horrible people. He also does it because he thinks it's funny. You can come back to the channel if and when you feel like it.--WKD 22:57, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
                  • Somebody set me up the bomb?! How can this be?!--Shazzb0t 23:41, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
                    • Haha. Welcome to ED, make yourself at home.--WKD 01:33, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
                      • Oh yeah, I am still deleted. Heh.--Shazzb0t 01:37, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

I had a stupid attack. fuckface mcgurk 01:39, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

• It happens.--Shazzb0t 01:39, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • This is the time where everyone stops spamming their worthless opinions on my talk page.--WKD 01:43, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
    • So like, I totally h8 Bush and like, he's done soooooo much to like, you know, kill animals and stuff, and like, when I'm 18, I'm totally going to VOTE HIM OUT!--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 01:47, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
      • Lulz. I like that.--Shazzb0t 01:49, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
        • Is it banana time yet? fuckface mcgurk 01:50, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Where are my penis pix?

Your stalking skillz are t3h suck. --Zionistacat 01:53, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

• Why should I stalk you? You don't seem worth it.--WKD 01:54, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm not. <3 --Zionistacat 01:56, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Then get off my talk page. Seriously, you fucking kids.--WKD 01:59, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] allright man

okay i'll stop wit the shit.--EZ 07:23, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

• Fantastic.--WKD 07:24, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • alright then cool--EZ 07:25, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Indent your comments with the asterix like this to reply. It keeps things easy to read and follow. It's a format rule we follow.--WKD 07:29, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
• Okay, how do i get back on IRC? EZ 23:47, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • See ED IRC, there's a link Miltopia 23:51, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • My advice is give it a day or so. Feem will troll the fuck out of you at the moment and he's an IRC operator so no one can stop him from doing exactly what he wants. --WKD 23:57, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

• Okay then I'll try in a week --EZ 03:57, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • You learn fast.--WKD 06:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Kay.

Because there are absolutely no other facts on this website, of course.

Hey, I tried being nice, friend. I would have appreciated at least a sliver of courtesy in return.

Oh wait, this is the internets. Never mind.

• If you're going to take every revert as a personal insult then you don't belong here. People get reverted all the time. Often we're not nice about it, and this is not a nice place to hang out. You got it pretty mild. Some article have facts, some do not. That one did not. Suck it up.--WKD 22:32, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• SHOOP DA WHOOP!WELCOME TO THE INTERNETZ FAGTRON!--Shazzb0t 07:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] dick

Dick. --The Finn 07:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

• Don't make Baby Tookie Williams cry...--Shazzb0t 07:39, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For a dyke you really do love my hideous penis.--WKD 07:44, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • That's because it's not real. Dykes love plastic dick. --The Finn 07:45, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
    • How about I wear a dress and we'll call it dildo play.--WKD 07:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
      • Still a dick. --The Finn 07:31, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
        • You sound almost disapointed. I can shave my legs and everything.--WKD 07:36, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
          • Unlike what everyone thinks, not all lesbians use strapons - in fact, I'm fairly sure most don't. So as long as there's dick, I'm afraid it's a no. --The Finn 06:11, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
            • Porn dosn't lie Finney, now get off my talk page.--WKD 06:33, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
            • Finney needs a video camera and a live webcam. RoundHouseKickToTheFace 09:41, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] My userpage lock

I don't mean to sound like a noob but can I have my userpage unlocked? I promise I won't edit out the part about how WKD and Sheneequa are my heroes and muses. I just want to be able to edit my page for other stuffs.--Ninja 22:08, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• You can edit all of it, actually. WKD quit-Ket ^Refill/lol 22:10, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] lololol butthurt

internets

[edit] The Wikipedia Jews

Delete Unfunny rant that belongs on Stormfront. DramaKing 02:17, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

• WKD is no longer here with us. He was killed by Zionistacat.--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 02:19, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Anjel

Voting for deletion of Anjel because there is no funnay in it and we must have moar funny.

[edit] microsoft office

the microsoft office page is fail. delete plz kthxbye Ahanix1989

• Seriously, are you some kind of fucking idiot? Because I haven't been a sysop here since I threw a hissy fit more than a year ago, and you only posted this on the first, whenever that was, I've been drinking, but I know it was recently. You and that Sae motherfucker above have got to be the biggest bunch of stupid cunts to ever grace my talk page, and that includes that Miltopia inbreed. WKD
  • What the fuck happened to timestamp. Temporal shock for the fucking win.WKD 06:43, 1 July 2007 (CDT)
    • Well I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that Miltopia left us for wikipedia. Thank god. --Lateral 01:52, 8 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] A vote for deletion

I would like to nominate Zeriara for deletion. Seeing as how it is nothing more then a slanderous waste of space that could otherwise be put to better use for the better lulz of ED.-Furtaker

• You drink lead-based paint for shits and giggles, don't you monkey-boy? WKD 21:12, 1 December 2007 (CST)
• Since you used the word "slanderous," I'm going to assume you're just butthurt and laugh at you. --Ntg85 02:29, 2 December 2007 (CST)
  • Of course, we're replying to a six month old post. But no one ever accused us of having lives. Whore. WKD 02:32, 2 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] VFD

No_Cussing_Club, self-explainitory

• Explain yourself, because I have no idea why you're posting on this talk page, when I am neither an admin nor an active user. Die in a hole, love WKD 21:09, 1 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] 4deletion

The_Empire_of_Arkantos, nobody knows (or cares) what this is, and the article creator is the RPG Maker game creator. --I am unfunny sry 10:32, 16 December 2007 (CST)

• I don't live here anymore, and am not a sysop. I pop in from time to time when I get bored and am trying to avoid something in real life. --WKD 20:50, 8 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] /k/

No, I do not visit /k/, nor do I namefag.

Anonymous is my title; I bear it with pride when browsing and posting on 7chan.

• Charmed I'm sure. There's a Britfag over on /k/. Thought it might be you. Also, four tildes are your friend. --WKD 16:17, 9 February 2008 (CST)

[edit] Tit pics

Um... no. Thanks.--UR 20:54, 30 April 2008 (CDT)

• Stop selling yourself short. I am sure they are fantastic.--WKD 23:49, 30 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] welcome back

we missed you. --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 06:28, 3 May 2008 (EDT)

• Not back per se. More like around. Possibly about. --WKD 17:52, 3 May 2008 (EDT)

[edit] Moebius Sig

I wish it could somehow recurse back on itself. Also, HAI. Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 22:41, 3 May 2008 (EDT)

• See that's what you get when you try to be all special and shit. HAI2U RITE BACK --WKD 21:42, 3 May 2008 (CDT)
  • If only I could get the fucking <span style="background-image: tag to work. D: Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 21:50, 3 May 2008 (CDT)
    • Wiki mark up or whatever the fuck it's called is a bitch. Which is the main reason I never bothered too much with it. You fucking kids and your fancy sigs and flashy cars and anal sex. In my days we just used to use timestamps and hookers and it was good enough for us. No respect. --WKD 22:02, 3 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sceptre

Love it. Did you know what this little twerp did to me today? I started a deletion review of Encyclopedia Dramatica (I've felt for a while that this site deserves an article despite having mixed feelings about it) and he closed it arbitrarily citing "vandalism" as the reason. He also reverted my report on WP:AN of his disruptive behavior and my comments on his talk page telling him to stop. The end result? I get blocked for not "using common sense" and he gets off scot free! I would really appreciate it if you would add something to his article about that. Just look on my talk page on Wikipedia for all the links you'll need (at the very bottom of the page). He also apparently has a buddy who goes by the screen name "Undead warrior" who ganged up on me and sent me this stupid email

"HA. That's funny. The thing was closed. You re-opened it and I reverted it. I reverted your vandalism. You are in the wrong. You are still in the wrong. Drop it and let it go."--UR 01:24, 4 May 2008 (EDT)

• Yeah, I saw that. I added it to his article in a new section at the bottom. You know the links better than I do, so go and grab all the nasty little details and add them in to the new section. His name is fuckdong in this neck of the woods. Here is the put the boot in. You know you want to. And use preview so you stop edit conflicting my fucking page plz.--WKD 01:31, 4 May 2008 (EDT)

[edit] Links

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AAdministrators%27_noticeboard&diff=209982554&oldid=209982198

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3ADeletion_review%2FLog%2F2008_May_3&diff=209980693&oldid=209980219

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Sceptre&diff=next&oldid=209981916

Integrate these somehow into that article. Also check out his latest edit to internet privacy And seriously, this is coming from someone who doesn't consider herself a very big fan of ED. This is how much he pisses off average editors.--UR 00:38, 4 May 2008 (CDT)

• I'm not entirely sure as to why you won't do it yourself, as you have zero hope of being accepted there again. But ok, sure. I'll start going over them now. --WKD 01:43, 4 May 2008 (EDT)

[edit] Case of Whine

I tastes like thinners and it shrunk my scrotum until a testicle popped but on the plus side it makes you temporarily blind, stops your heart and makes your liver dribble out through your arse. I have ordered another case. Now smell your fingers 09:18, 4 May 2008 (CDT)

• You don't say. --WKD 15:31, 4 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Troll Crap

-I'm not the one who is no man, you are. Anyone who does what you do cannot be called a man. They can only be called a piece of scum, and even that is insulting to scum. - Guitp

WKD Says: I find it amazing you had to blank the entire page to post this delightful snippet. I'm including it again because I am a talk page pedant.--WKD 20:40, 10 May 2008 (CDT)