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[edit] ED Improvement Drive IS NEVAR OVER

working .... Weatherman 19:39, 29 October 2007 (CDT)

incoming Weatherman 18:32, 10 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] moar

arg Weatherman 12:07, 13 March 2008 (CDT)

ps. hai you delicious psychopath ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:46, 13 March 2008 (CDT)

hot 20:39, 13 March 2008 (CDT)

brb time for wikipedia vandalism

[edit] Why Do You Hate Me?

This is Christian Weston Chandler. I've noticed that you were among those who has dragged my name through the mud on the offensive page. I quit in trying to get it edited for the more positive, and I quit in trying to delete it altogether.

I simply want to ask, Why do you Hate me?

Please reply.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler. —The preceding comment was added by [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]], who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] HA!

If I'm your "Hero", then WHY do you all mock me? Because if I am "Loved", I SHOULD NOT have any page of any sort that drags my name in the mud, like a sick dog on the verge of dying. It's that sort of debauchery that HURTS ME EMOTIONALLY WORSE THAN DEATH.

If you all "Loved" me, then you should have NEVER started the damn page. —The preceding comment was added by Christian Weston Chandler, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Not only is the Article Wronger than an interacial homo couple burning the American Flag,

but it has HURT my two best Gal-Pals Very Much, because their names were dragged in the mud along with mine. And when my ladies are hurting, I hurt with them truly and emotionally.

Not only that, but the article OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT HELP MY ATTRACTIVENESS FACTOR; if you really like, then that whole page NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE. —The preceding comment was added by [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]], who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• If being "interacial" and homo is wrong, I don't want to be right. Or straight. Whatever. --Spacey 19:34, 14 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Halp plz, troll

Butthurt Jesus-fanboi here. Spank him plz. DirtyOldTown 09:10, 15 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] ;-;

she is called protestchan apparently http://www.chansluts.com/001/res/2737.html

also you can play dvd iso images using VLC player (generqally used for Xvids / divs etc) is some ope source do-dah-dah- google it ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 14:29, 16 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Gosh Darned It!

I've been chasing Butthurt and Whatever all over this G** D***** site! It looks like they've queued up Bill for today, the 31st, and April 2!! These ruffians are going to pay! --subseven 06:50, 28 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Faggot

"Hail Hitler" - Redskull --Mikeskehan 22:22, 5 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

Don't have AIM but feel free to hit me up at the e-mail link from my user/talk page. White•Mystery

• Wow. White•Mystery

[edit] Aloha to you, good sir

Her Myspace is priceless. Alas, she deleted the blog entries after they filled up with people calling her fat, a cunt, evil, etc... I'm surprised her parents are letting her post that she'd "Do it again", how fucking dumb can you get? Admissible evidence, HOLLA --Spacey 10:42, 9 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Ahhhh

That was amazing, I love you :D White•Mystery

[edit] FYI

Pigslop lulz currently ensuing at www.myspace.com/jamesketamine --1StarProductions 15:36, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I believe Jamie is at it again

[1]

...and using thewinekone as a sockpuppet? wtf? --Philaster 22:06, 16 April 2008 (CDT)

• lol, um, that's not Jamie. Start flying with magnetism

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  ^▪TALK▪ 03:19, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

winekone is someone that likes the weather actually Weatherman 06:43, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

• want ur input on YTID when u got a sec btw.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 13:42, 17 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] new an hero

Mercedes Herrera: help improve page please. k thnx

Hey, I don't want to step on any toes, but he was reverting the double-edit vandalism that took place. I had SecurityBot off and missed it, sorry :( Let me know if it's OK to unblock him. White•Mystery

[edit] epic

tis a good day for the tubes

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  ^▪TALK▪ 22:31, 20 April 2008 (CDT)

i'd rather be watching norbit Weatherman 20:48, 30 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Thanks :)

The tests seem to be going well so I'm optimistic. White•Mystery

[edit] CarlosLatuff

Hey WM, just wanted to give you a heads up that I unblocked User CarlosLatuff. He e-mailed me to review the block and I think he might have gotten mistaken for a vandal, even though he was just doing some basic maintenance things around the site. He does lots of "behind the scenes" maintenance type edits and seems to be a good guy. Sorry for stepping on any toes, I just wanted to let you know. White•Mystery

[edit] Mrfetch Mrphail

What are you, schizophrenic? What was all that about? --yirimyah ♠ ^æ 07:24, 29 April 2008 (CDT)

nope Weatherman 14:26, 30 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Halp

Heya, I've been working on the page: User:Raspberryrush/Adelaide and I think it's ready. Can I get you (or any sysops currently online) to put it up for me? - raspberry_rush 22:16, 6 May 2008 (CDT)

• So I became an impatient prat and posted it up myself. Do I need to have it deleted from my userspace though? - raspberry_rush 00:14, 9 May 2008 (CDT)
  • haha, thanks mate. My creation is alive and kicking, so yes I'm happy. Can't wait to see who improves (and/or fucks) it. - raspberry_rush 12:45, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

[edit] trevor

lol.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 23:09, 6 May 2008 (CDT)

yes thanks —The preceding comment was added by lord xemu, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Please remove this article ed admin bastardman called 'unfunny in the extreme'. It has nothing to do with the purpose of ED and it is being used only to post my civil name and current street address, which is in fact criminal harassment, the purpose the original author of the article put it up for. Sherrod has had to remove my name several times from this, again, UNFUNNY article. Please remove this article :

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Extinct_Marsupial&action=history

Putting my nonpublic, actual resume in the context of this "parody" ie libel is not what ED is about. And it is not legal either to do so. That resume has never been placed anywhere public on the internet. I could lose my job over this, and I am not even the person the original article claims to "expose". I am merely mistaken for what is actually several user accounts and anon. postings I never owned or made. One crazy stalker mistakes them all in his dementia (he is very very old) and he created this article in the first place, not for humor, but to harass. —The preceding comment was added by extinct marsupial, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

alright Weatherman 10:39, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

• He got banned for pretending to be a sysop and making legal threats. It's not up to us to handle this now, so you can ignore it. White•Mystery

yes and yes. Weatherman 11:45, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

• Hey, why did you sign the bot warning? It's meant to be how it is. White•Mystery

not sure my mistake Weatherman 11:55, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hai

Can we talk ?Caltrops 21:29, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

Sorry,I don't know what you wanted...nor was I aware of you months agoCaltrops 20:39, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

now that I think about it,I may have something of interest...I'll checkCaltrops 21:43, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

LOL,I found it,probably out of date.Caltrops 20:44, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

lol like i thought. you think youre clever huh. Weatherman 22:01, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

not interested. post on my talk page again and your shit out of luck Weatherman 22:11, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

LOL,you bad,you scary:-)How about a nice picture of your buddy "Mike"(w/ID)?Caltrops+ 19:35, 10 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Bot/Front Page Cache

That is actually a very good question - but I don't know an answer for it. However, I'll chat with ajt later and see what I might be able to do. Thanks for the suggestion! White ♥ Mistress 11:27, 11 May 2008 (CDT)

SUPER Weatherman 16:32, 19 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] HAHAHA!

I got cold served. --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 21:00, 19 May 2008 (CDT)

<3 Weatherman 22:21, 22 May 2008 (CDT)

[edit] re: WUTF

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...wow. I have no idea what that was, but it was pretty damn awesome. I gave it five stars and made it video of the now for the 30th and 31st. Do you know how the guy who posted that video is connected with UTubeDrama? ~ Endedrural _(talk) 19:10, 27 May 2009 (CDT)

[edit] Tranny

I am one. Hey hey hey how are you sir? ;) Fuck, it's been so long, I think I've lost all my editing skillz. :/ --BïkeRaçe Talk Contribs 23:47, 31 May 2008 (CDT)

no worries it happens Weatherman 10:37, 1 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Buzkill

What is this tldr faggotry? I'm assuming from all your edits that you are trying like hell to make it less shit.

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(Talk) (Contribs) defiled this page on June 2, 2008 13:16

[edit] asdflkj

tried clearing the front page cache and nothing was showing up, was very strange. btw check out this page, the categories aren't showing up, lmk if I've gone crazy today or something.

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[edit] you're a meanie faggot, or BAWWWWW

sorry for bothering you, but wtf is this?

[edit] Almost Forgot

I added him to {{Scientology}} but Danny Masterson needs moar article. Also, who was the other $cilon you found on MySpazz at the same time? --AltBeschmutzenBtardWas wollen sie? ? 14:47, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

thinking Weatherman 19:57, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hello

I was just wondering how I could become a sysop. Thanks. SwirlBoy39 19:58, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

Like how can I be a sysop to ban and delete crap and stuff? SwirlBoy39 20:06, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

what's a sysop Weatherman 21:01, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hi

Just thought I'd drop in and say hi...so "Hi"fuckweatherman 18:04, 20 June 2008 (CDT) —The preceding comment was added by Caltrops, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

LOL,forgot about changing my sig,best laugh I've had all week:-)fuckweatherman 18:05, 20 June 2008 (CDT) —The preceding comment was added by Caltrops, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

C'mon,thats some funny shit right thereCaltrops 18:07, 20 June 2008 (CDT) —The preceding comment was added by Caltrops, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

So yeah,I would sign my posts except you HAVE MY USERPAGE PROTECTED SO I CAN'TCaltrops 01:30, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

one more thing:I was just wondering how I could become a sysop. ThanksCaltrops 01:31, 22 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Jwriter4

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  ^▪TALK▪

[edit] Plz be editing...

I know your not my personal army, but I have some images of Tim on my channel and I wanted to add them to his article, but its locked down :(, I wondered if you could be adding plz? . . . . . . . ...Happy Inflations...

[edit] Firithfenion

Hi Weatherman, I was wondering what you think about the [{Firithfenion]] article? I am attempting to add appropriate amount of lulz as I think it might possibly be article of the now material once lulzed properly. Advice? <3Arguecat3 08:15, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

pretty cool just simplistic, and to the point Weatherman 08:21, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

Ok thanks, but I still feel it is missing something (other than pics). <3Arguecat3 08:25, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

Lol Billoon is fucked up. I wish I had some more lulzy JewTubes for Firithfenion. :( <3Arguecat3 08:35, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] asking for it =

hello, can you fix the Asking for it article? I am not sure how to revert more than one edit and i am afraid to try. thanx Penni-piper _(wha?) 11:41, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Lol @ the banning

Banning a danielspengies sock from ED is like flicking a single fly off a rotted corpse. Trust me, there will be more coming within seconds.

Welcome to the wonderful world of getting yourself owned by pengies on your own realm. DCY already knows it well. —The preceding comment was added by Steven Newcomb, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Trashman

Potent AIDS semen is potent.

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  ^▪TALK▪ 20:55, 10 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Vloggerheads

I think we're go.

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  ^▪TALK▪

[edit] lol

Caught you on your newscast last night:

- Crazyconan 11:34, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] A horrible person

You are a horrible person Weatherman :)

[edit] Fetch

Hey, I'm sorry if I fucked the article up or anything. I was just trying to help. Feel free to delete or revert whatever you like. Also, is this the full video? It was the best I could find. - Jasper

no worries. looks good 20:59, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey

You can email me from the link on my talk page. I don't have your AIM and I don't feel like posting mine here. WM 00:23, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

will do Weatherman 00:25, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Hey Weatherman

I'm in the mood to do a little ED vanadlizing. You in the mood to whine and cry like a little bitch and pretend you don't care?

Thought so...

~Danielspengies