User talk:Weev
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Hello, Weev
THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.
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JailBait talk contribs --00:32, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] A quick note
This is just to let you know that I've requested arbchat for 12 noon e.s.t. Saturday August 25 over my k-line from irc.encyclopediadramatica.com. Of course, this is complicated by the fact that I cannot get on irc due to the k-line, but perhaps we can work something out. Thanks. --RLJ 19:39, 24 August 2007 (CDT)
I just read that the ED irc is down, perhaps permanently, so am withdrawing this request. Sorry to bother you. --RLJ 11:01, 25 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] I know they don't call it Bantown for nothing, but
Why did you ban me last night? You know who I am. DLB has met me in person. --Nihlidos 18:51, 23 September 2007 (CDT)
[edit] i just had a lollercaust
look at this:
http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2006-06/0873.html
all caps, terrible grammar, and some kind of personal vendetta against bantown.
extra lolpoints: he called you the "ringleader"
--Void 21:04, 2 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] o hi
I believe you g-lined me from IRC during ED Survivor or some equivalent.
Plz 2 b unb& hostmask cpc4-cmbg1-0-0-cust323.cmbg.cable.ntl.com.
Thank you for your tiems.
[edit] Hey
Hey, that article got flushed as I was doing my daily review of orphans, uncategorized pages, and anything linked to by {{balteezplz}}. Apologies if it's on a subject with which I'm not familiar that might end up as a quality article. White•Mystery
[edit] Hello
Hey thanks for helping out on the Christmas article, and for keeping the aristocrats. In the midst of recent edits, I (otherwise known as smokecrackintomordor) had a minor flame with white mystery and i've apparently been banned. i also sent an ill-advised message to another sysop asking why a serious revision to a crap template article got straight baleeted in three minutes with a shit comment chaser, ill-advised because I should have just taken a bit of time instead of getting pissed off. What can I say? I spent a lot of time trying to make a crap article better. So, my current router doesn't like IRC and I'm wondering if I can apply for a lifted ban on smokecrackintomordor. Thanks. Hugstiem 07:58, 6 March 2008 (CST)
- Whitemystery is PMSing. I'll remove the ban. --oh the rorror 17:00, 6 March 2008 (CST)
- Hey weev, FYI, I didn't ban him. I apologized to the guy for reverting him and offered to help him around the site. Someone else banned him. White•Mystery
[edit] Shii
What happened? There was a big article and then someone made it a redirect and you deleted it. Ritegroic 19:07, 6 March 2008 (CST)
- It was fucking stupid. The current one you made is much more relevant and informative. The last one had some ascii of some stupid cat on it and no worthwhile links which evidenced the pedo thing. Thanks for the relevant contributions! Please keep up the good work. --oh the rorror 22:28, 6 March 2008 (CST)
[edit] Sorry about the "REAL TALK" crack in IRC
I didn't realize that was a bannable offense. --Whiggs 12:42, 27 March 2008 (CST) ^ disregard that i suck cocks --Hoveround 12:43, 27 March 2008 (CST)
[edit] Resignation
Sorry to disturb you but I felt it was appropriate to advise you that I am resigning from ed.com and ed irc effective immediately. --RLJ 19:55, 30 March 2008 (CDT)
[edit] New Sysop Info
weev, ByAppointmentTo mentioned general guidelines for deleting things to me. I gave him the usual advice to go with his judgement, but that if something was old and he wasn't sure what it was, to contact ODB, or you, if it was before ODB's time, since I can't think of any other currently active sysops who have been around since the beginning. Is that OK or would you rather I point him in another direction? Thanks. White•Mystery
- Thanks. I've been trying to put your words of wisdom to use and I have to admit it's a lot more fun and productive. White•Mystery
[edit] Alright.
Actually I'm OK with Jews, having only ever met 2 of them in my lifetime; it's niggers and muslims that are the problem.--ByAppointmentTo 18:18, 23 April 2008 (CDT)
[edit] The Gorillaz
This has been on ED longer than me, but I don't see much internets relevance. What do you think?--ByAppointmentTo 13:12, 26 April 2008 (CDT)
- I vote keep? It has a little shit on people who liek Gorillaz and how to troll Gorillaz people. --oh the rorror 17:46, 26 April 2008 (CDT)
[edit] hey
you updated it, what the fucks, now where's my wiki article on ED?--Lulzercaust 07:16, 8 May 2008 (EDT)
[edit] Boisseau
Why are you removing references to him? --The fieryangel 19:53, 15 May 2008 (CDT)
- Because I am removing references to everyone but Paul from the article. --oh the rorror 20:28, 15 May 2008 (CDT)
- Should ED really let itself get sucked into this sort of inter-fag slappy-fight? These 'packaz should just get a fuckin' room if you ask me, Fritz81 20:38, 15 May 2008 (CDT) ZZZZZZZZZZ
- Some of these quotes/drama are funny. I see no reason, however, to include things like the boyfriend's father's real name, or the full name of an artist their company signed. That is just unreasonable, dumb, and possibly litigatious. There is no reason to include the full legal name of everyone Paul knows in this article. However, the never ever get an EU cultural grant because of me quote is fucking hilarious. So the article itself can stay. --oh the rorror 20:58, 15 May 2008 (CDT)
- Could the article title be changed to The fieryangel? Only it's really about The fieryangel now, more people will have heard of him, and Musik Fabrik is the name of the person's real business, I don't think it's that wise to name it after that. Sigh 18:55, 16 May 2008 (CDT)
- Some of these quotes/drama are funny. I see no reason, however, to include things like the boyfriend's father's real name, or the full name of an artist their company signed. That is just unreasonable, dumb, and possibly litigatious. There is no reason to include the full legal name of everyone Paul knows in this article. However, the never ever get an EU cultural grant because of me quote is fucking hilarious. So the article itself can stay. --oh the rorror 20:58, 15 May 2008 (CDT)
- Should ED really let itself get sucked into this sort of inter-fag slappy-fight? These 'packaz should just get a fuckin' room if you ask me, Fritz81 20:38, 15 May 2008 (CDT) ZZZZZZZZZZ
[edit] Need help
Dear Weev,
Did you read my email? If not, check your spam history. There's a possibility that it went there instead of the inbox.
Thanks, Amanda
[edit] Shankbone using real names again
[1] despite numerous warnings here. Clearly has no intention of stopping by himself. Sigh 18:38, 19 May 2008 (CDT)
- I'm not using real names on articles; but besides that, Drunklazybastard already found that the IP address goes back to Musik Fabrik. Discussing people on talk pages isn't a problem - it was on article space where I was warned. --Shankbone 18:43, 19 May 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Cease and Desist
Well I think there needs to be an article on these being used on the internet here and since I'm not qualified to write them, I'm asking 3 attorney at lol if they might be able to. See [2] --Ritegroic 14:22, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
A Rolls Royce? Awesome.--Mr. Asdf Jkl 15:06, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
- Yeah. And a "a pretty college-age girl", too. But I bet it's the base model Phantom and that the girl only has a so-so personality.--Lurkin4lulz 17:39, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] The Article About weev
This is really bad and completely unfunny. This is uncyclopedia worthy.
- Please note, I agree! Feel free to rewrite it. --oh the rorror 23:30, 4 October 2008 (CDT)
