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Contents 1 HOW MUCH DESU DO WE NEED? CHRIST! CHRIST ALMIGHTY ON THE CROSS! 2 HOW MANY BRUTAL FUCKING HORROR GORE PIX DO WE NEED FUCK JESUS 3 Neomorphasis 4 Tagged DA Articles 5 From KH with love 6 re:portal caretakers 7 Pageview spamming 8 DA portal 9 Thanks 10 LOL 11 Are you nigger? 12 Genitals 13 I am VICKS cough syrup 14 RE: DArama 15 Me? Awesome? 16 A Winner is You! 17 Nazi Things on TARTLAND 18 Your userpage 19 MystressOfDarkness13 20 Moar Halp Plz 21 Tron Dude 22 Teh Mudkipz 23 lolhai 24 Thanx 25 Buttsecks 26 Hai 27 Y Hullo Thar, Ur Question on TJC 28 Mods... 29 Why? 30 Vandals 30.1 Six Degrees of Hitler 31 DevianTART 32 RE:DA 33 Love 34 Poodles 35 ED IS SATIRICAL DUMBASS 36 PROTIP 37 hello 38 My "SSP" 39 DArama V2. 40 Mystress 41 Happy Lesbian 42 Got my girlfriend to model for my car 43 madradrant 44 Improvement Help 45 random 46 lolwut 47 me 48 Emo Girl Cut Pics 49 ...wtf mate? 50 Moar Nazi DA Drama 51 ZOMG SAUCE 52 Hello! 53 Sky Bilchuk 54 In your talk 55 HDP 56 DA Czar 57 Moar HDP 58 4chan bans 59 Generic statement of approval 60 Your Shiny New Banhammer 61 IRC 62 Deviantart 63 DDs for the DA Portal 64 Glasses Teenager 65 RE: User:Crim2 66 Thanx 67 Satire 68 From the Dictator of the DA Portal (Sort Of) 69 Favour 70 Aeverine Nieves 71 Lulzcast 72 blah 73 My Deviantart Account 74 Docs and stuff 75 Dude, what's with the revert on Virgin killer? 76 AotN 77 fuck 78 HAY! 79 An Exception? 80 Redirect 81 HA HA HA OH WOW 82 Flushing 83 DA stuff 84 Opinion 85 Hi 86 Fixer & Co 87 This 88 Threat level 89 Not my personal army, no shit 90 Nobel Prize for Racism 91 Talk Archive 92 Daily Deviation 93 This means War 94 HeeHeeHee

HOW MUCH DESU DO WE NEED? CHRIST! CHRIST ALMIGHTY ON THE CROSS!

JESUS! ...fuck! nɐ.ɐy 08:03, 26 October 2008 (CDT)

• New posts go on bottom fgt --Zaiger^(talk) 09:03, 26 October 2008 (CST)

HOW MANY BRUTAL FUCKING HORROR GORE PIX DO WE NEED FUCK JESUS

SHIT nɐ.ɐy 15:49, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• Seriously. Put new messages on the bottom of the page plz. --Zaiger^(talk) 16:03, 15 November 2008 (CST)09:03, 26 October 200

Neomorphasis

I've stuck your article here in case the main one gets torched. Don't mind, do you? SuperNigraMario 21:10, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

• That's not my article, I've been helping user: tetrol bring it up to standards because she asked for my help. I'd rather not have it in my userspace because I don't plan on working on it anymore.

Zaiger420 21:18, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Ah, I see. My bad. SuperNigraMario 21:43, 29 September 2008 (CDT)

Tagged DA Articles

Thanks for taking the time to go through and tag all of these shitty articles. Going through them all in depth is a huge job, and I really appreciate your effort and help on all of this.

Thank you so much for all the work you've put into this.

Miskatonic 11:56, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

• The DA article is a good place to root out this stuff. Thanks for your vigilance. Im going to remove the links on the DA article as well since most of those were also made with "personal army" purposes.

• If you have a moment, do you think you could help me with something?

The next portal feature is going up tomorrow, and Ive been asked do feature someone new (as opposed to an older article). Ive decided to feature Zananeichan it's a new article that has a lot of potential.

However, there's a huge section missing that Im am working to include now. That being the following things:

1. Her home address, cell, fax, home numbers are clearly displayed on her site.

2. She's actively seeking employment in the IT field. Her resume is posted on her site, right next to photos of herself naked,covered mud and leaves, and lying in the woods.

3. Her photos of elf orgies also posted with her resume (clearly she's seeking VERY liberal employers)

4. A gallery of her elfine form. There a bunch of photos of her self painted green smeared with mud, crawling through the swamps of south africa on her site. Ive downloaded a bunch of these and am adding them now.

If you have a minute, do you think you can take a look to make sure this article is properly wikified? Feel free to also remove non-lulzy bits and things that make no sense. (It's fine if you done have time...)

Any help on this is appreciated. Im hoping to get this wrapped up by tomorrow. If you can dig up more LULZ, add it.

Miskatonic 14:37, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

• "I'm pretty sure that she is really a man, and I think she admitted it somewhere." THIS IS GOLD...Find this NOW.
• I havent seen any thing of Zana's drama on DA. But her site is hilarious. She complains about being unemployed, but with her weird photos linked to her resume, she's hardly employable. Somehow this isnt obvious to her.
• Ideally I'd like to seem the article reworded in a more objective, less petty name calling language. There's so much LULZ here that it needs to shine through on it's own and shouldnt be disrupted by the readability of the article.
• Do you have screencaps of her forum posts?

• For the DA article, I'll remove the rest of the links. Thanks

Miskatonic 15:25, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

• • I highlighted the man part. Pink PUDEL! 17:07, 30

September 2008 (CDT)

• AWESOME. Im uploading it now, along with some more screencaps from the website. Thanks for the great work with the article and the capping.

Miskatonic 18:58, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

• Yeah, site's been slow all day. Thanks so much for all the work youre putting into this. The SC gallery looks great. Im gonna get a few more screencaps of his resume juxtaposed with his nudity, and maybe some other crazy stuff from his site. If we'er missing anything major, let me know.

i Liek!! - thx: I Saw What You Just Did There

Thanks. Miskatonic 19:28, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

From KH with love

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive! I saw what you did with The DA Improvement Drive I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--kh/ what 17:44, 30 September 2008 (CDT)

re:portal caretakers

Yes. We can always use more help with the portal and DA category. I've noticed you've already been helping out with the DA Improvement Drive as well. This is much appreciated. Atm user:Miskatonic is our active DA czar, but that doesn't mean we don't need lots of help. The DA category is huge and very active so we need people to maintain the portal subpages and to keep the Featured Articles and Featured Art very current (I'm sure he can use help with this). If you want to help with maintaining the portal please hit up Miskatonic and he'll go over any things we can use help with. Thanks.

  ^▪TALK▪ 16:24, 4 October 2008 (CDT)

• Sorry for the wait. Im putting together a short write up for you. I'll try to have it soon.

Miskatonic 10:45, 9 October 2008 (CDT)

Pageview spamming

• I dont know how they're doing this either. Proxies arent working for me.

• I actually just heard about this. Im not sure if he or she is notable enough. Do we have more material on this person besides the accounts? I surfed around the complaints forum but havent seen too much outcry. If the outcry is massive and lulzy it could be worth an article. Do we have more on this guy?

• I think the avvie in the screencap is Bleedman art. I dont know about the origin of the one in the current account.

Miskatonic 01:46, 6 October 2008 (CDT)

DA portal

Hai Zaiger420,

Thank you so much for the great work with cleaning out Shit articles. I really appreciate your work on all this as well as your interest and willingness to help with the Deviantart Section.

There are a number of general tasks associated with maintaining the DA portal and sections. They are:

• Going through http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Newpages and adding new DA related pages to the appropriate portal list. At the same time, making sure that they are tagged as DA articles. Expect to find around half a dozen or more new DA articles per week. (although these past 2 weeks have been slow)

90% of these will be attack articles and should be tagged appropriately. Generally these are found and killed pretty quickly by the sysops anyway.

• Keeping GNA and BNA current.

Articles that are already lulzy and interesting to read should be referred to GNA. As a general rule, GNA functions as a recommended reading list for casual visitors. Articles listed there should be easily accessible, interesting to read, and well organized,

BNA includes the following:

Articles that already have substantial drama and lulz to be entertaining, but have quality issues that stand in the way of their true potential. These include the following:

   1. Articles that suffer from poor organization, are tl;dr, etc.
   2.Articles that need wikification, spellcheck, grammar nazism, and other technical and language based improvements.
   3.Articles that need screencaps, updates on existing or recent drama. 

BNA is generally and is generally intended draw attention to these articles in effort to rally other EDiots to polish them. If possible, a short write up of a few lines should be included in the article's discussion page to specify how the article can be improved.

• I think you're doing great in quality control of tartlet articles, and the DA section is finally getting the major clean out it needs.

Keep up the great work.

• Helping find articles for the Features.

The featured article and art need to be changed out once a week. If you know of anything already good or with great potential, let me know.

Ideally we look for newer articles, but older classics are also good, especially if they have new or ongoing drama. Before an article is featured, I'd like to look it over and polish it up if possible. This is very similar to what you did on the Zananeichan article. Good work by the way.

Featured art needs to be lulzy. The artist does not have to have an ED article, but they need to have a DA account that can be linked to. (it's okay if the actual piece isnt on DA.)

I think that's basically it. It sounds like alot, but you dont have to do it all. (a number of people help out and tasks can be distributed.) Any help that you can offer is greatly appreciated.

Thanks for your time, and let me know if you have any questions.

Miskatonic 02:16, 11 October 2008 (CDT)

Thanks

Thanks for updating the FA and DD. I had some serious IRL problems and was not able to attend to it. Thanks for the help.

Miskatonic 22:23, 16 October 2008 (CDT)

LOL

Congratulations! YOU'VE WON THE GAY AWARD! THANKS FOR BEING A FAG!!!

BackAgainLOL 11:45, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

Are you nigger?

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—The preceding comment was added by backagainlol, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Genitals

LOL NO PROBLEM Pink PUDEL! 12:43, 17 October 2008 (CDT)

I am VICKS cough syrup

I embody Vicks cough syrup and live the dream. I do not fear to traverse the sacred spaces of the vast untapped collective Nyquil dream that reaches far far back into man's half-forgotten mist-shrouded (these places are always mist shourded, sometimes even swathed) past.

I dare to cross the ocean of grape soda and say onto the people: Interplaq signifies the death knell of dental floss.

(shake shake)

.s /s /ex /exit /save message ^D

/sabe massage /help me . dot period

fuck

Turtles have hard shells and crawl around in slime a lot. I have been noticing this lately. When I was very little we used to live near a golf course and my dog would bring home turtles all covered in doggy drool and hiding, but then later they'd come out and crawl around and stuff, and I really miss that. I want a turtle.
—The preceding comment was added by HookerBOTv2, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

RE: DArama

Hmm . . . better flush it. If more issues are done in the future it might be article-worthy, but that might take bloody ages. Not worth it really. I'll just add any new stuff to the end of the DA article next time.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•}

Me? Awesome?

I thank you.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 06:47, 23 October 2008 (CDT)

A Winner is You!

SEIG HEIL BANN STAR! This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops. You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place you dirty Jew.

You have been awarded the coveted BannStar. Congratulations on your lack of fail. Chunkmunky 19:45, 23 October 2008 (CDT)

• Keep up the good work! Chunkmunky 04:29, 24 October 2008 (CDT)

Nazi Things on TARTLAND

This will surely create a rift in things! Pink PUDEL! 02:34, 25 October 2008 (CDT)

• I could try, I'm trying to piece together some MMO articles on WERD right now, but yeah, I could attempt something. It needs to troll both sides. Pink PUDEL! 02:39, 25 October 2008 (CDT)
• It's OK I'm not funny either. I could search for screencaps and shit, this whole thing is pretty lol. I hope it gets featured, along with eventually the EQ2Flames article due to meth and Jesus. Stuff like this doesn't happen often! Pink PUDEL! 02:54, 25 October 2008 (CDT)
• Yeah, the other guy/girl might be busy with stuff. But I've never seen something like this before, all the things marked as spam. I haven't been on dA that much lately anyway because of RL stuff and it's hard keeping up with that and a ton of MMO-related shit, so yeah, lol. Pink PUDEL! 03:03, 25 October 2008 (CDT)
• Current Nazi shit on DA? Nazi fetishes have always been there, but is something new happening?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 05:08, 25 October 2008 (CDT)
  • Basically a Nazi girl was banned, causing a rift within the site. Pink PUDEL! 01:11, 26 October 2008 (CDT)
• Yeah, maybe we could nab stuff from the non-banned people on both sides, though. Pink PUDEL! 13:05, 26 October 2008 (CDT)
• On a totally side note, Zaiger, you should have considered writing this article from the both points of view, and not as a standalone article, but a subsection in the Complaints article, since it's complaints dramu. But I get the impression you're not interested in co-editing, are you? kombat-unit

Your userpage

I'm wondering if it's cool with you if I steal your layout. My page is a mess. - that shit is so cash 13:30, 26 October 2008 (CDT)

• Word, thanks. Also, according to ED:Map, you live in the North Shore? I grew up there, I live in Medford now. - that shit is so cash 15:04, 26 October 2008 (CDT)
  • No shit, I spent 9 years in Lynn up in the Highlands. - that shit is so cash 21:46, 26 October 2008 (CDT)

MystressOfDarkness13

I wanted to thank you for improving the article, and if it was you, adding it to the portal page. I shall have your E-babies now. --Unicorn-cake 14:11, 26 October 2008 (CDT)

• • What would the criteria need to be to get it removed? more written content, images or a combination of both? --Unicorn-cake 14:34, 26 October 2008 (CDT)

Moar Halp Plz

This is Raniko. See what you can do plzkthxbai.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 14:19, 27 October 2008 (CDT)

Tron Dude

Yes lol, good work there so far. I was actually really surprised that we didn't have an article on him already, he's been around for a long time. There's a lot of data mining you could do. For example, I'm pretty sure he started his own TOW article from the looks of it, and I'm sure there's other shit you can dig up on him. If you can fill it out I could probably front-paged it, but it still needs work and more internets of course. That guy reminds me of Bikerfox, they're a lot alike. Anyways, good work :)

i Liek!! - thx: I Saw What You Just Did There

  ^▪TALK▪ 03:54, 28 October 2008 (CDT)

hey, I appreciate all the work you did on tronguy! I couldn't believe they didnt' have an article on him either. I'm a rather passive editor of ED, so when I saw the massive revisions you did, I was blown away.

Teh Mudkipz

 ^(Stalk)

23:15, 28 October 2008 (CDT)

lolhai

No one you know, I think. I just have tendency to watch drama as it unfolds. PaintOnAStick 10:09, 29 October 2008 (CDT)

Thanx

...for the advice.Crim2 19:57, 30 October 2008 (CDT)

Buttsecks

Miskatonic is MIA, you're practically doing everything as it is. Keep it up!

  ^▪TALK▪ 16:08, 31 October 2008 (CDT)

Hai

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive! I saw what you did with Tron Guy I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Hey, don't think we've ever bumped into each other, but much respect dude! - Raspberry Rush _{(speak to me.)} 01:01, 1 November 2008 (CDT)

Y Hullo Thar, Ur Question on TJC

Saw your question on TJC, I think I know what you mean. This should get you started but as you can see it doesn't say much about other sites outside the ToW empire. There is moar here and at the links, but the thing is clunky as hell, they don't recognize ED, if it isn't a ToW wiki you need to know the abbreviation (if the wiki has one-ED does but it is BANNED) and unless you are just doing an article link it is MOAR TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH IMHO.VandalFucker 11:11, 1 November 2008 (CDT)

Mods...

...are lazy fucks. I dont know what to tell you. Chunkmunky 08:17, 2 November 2008 (CST)

• Its frustrating because we have plenty of people waiting in the wings to receive mod powers for just such an occasion, but whoever is in charge of that is a double lazy fuck. Dont waste your energy reverting this shit, seriously, it's the mod's problem/fault and they need to take care of this like yesterday. Chunkmunky 08:25, 2 November 2008 (CST)

Why?

Because your comments are cutting edge, hilarious and relevant to the article? K, I'll leave your little joke, but don't get depressed if noone complimets your on your subtle and witty sense of humor. RachmaninovDESU 09:46, 2 November 2008 (CST)

• Your telling me you'll leave it like you have a choice. Go fuck yourself k.

Zaiger_^(talk) 09:55, 2 November 2008 (CST)

• Don't get into a temper-tantrum, mate, it's just the internet. RachmaninovDESU 13:07, 2 November 2008 (CST)

• This is what psychologists call "projecting". Chunkmunky 14:55, 2 November 2008 (CST)

Vandals

Yeah, I assume most of the mods decided to sleep in today. Thx for that one. ~ endedrural _(talk) 18:20, 2 November 2009 (CDT)

Six Degrees of Hitler

We'll have an article on it soon enough, so that talk page can just say. I was gonna put a deathnotice template on it anyway, since it is a popular wiki game. But there wasn't really any material there at all. ~ endedrural _(talk) 23:46, 2 November 2009 (CDT)

• Okay, you can resume playing Six Degrees of Adolf Hitler. It was definitely a worthy topic in the first place, it's just that the other version wasn't informative or anything. Oh, and good job on stuff around site. ;) ~ endedrural _(talk) 02:42, 2 November 2009 (CDT)

DevianTART

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive! I saw what you did with DevianTART I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--FuckYou-12334 ^{( Talk · Contribs)} 20:13, 2 November 2008 (CST)

RE:DA

No prob.--FuckYou-12334 ^{( Talk · Contribs)} 20:21, 2 November 2008 (CST)

Love

You're a real trooper - thank you! I'm going to be working on some new stuff to allow users like you access to the bot interface page. WM 08:47, 3 November 2008 (CST)

• The rollback+ script was designed for stuff like this. It rollsback all of one or more users contribs to the entire site, so it can revert a (theoretically) infinite number of bot vandals. In the future, if you want to shoot me an email (misterioblanco@gmail.com) I can hop on and run the script versus you having to do it all by hand. WM 08:53, 3 November 2008 (CST)

• It actually looks suspiciously like a vandalism bot I wrote a few months ago. I'm not sure how many people got their hands on it. However, since it's targetting mostly wikipedia articles and the one I wrote targets random articles, you're probably 100% right. Feel free to message me if it starts up again, I'll be watching recent changes for a few hours while I work so I should be around. WM 09:00, 3 November 2008 (CST)

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive! I saw what you did with dealing with fucktarded bots while all the mods aren't there. I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Larumph 10:02, 3 November 2008 (CST)

• Thanks.Zaiger_^(talk) 09:43, 3 November 2008 (CST)

Poodles

WHAT DO I BUY WITH IT Pink PUDEL! 15:39, 3 November 2008 (CST)

ED IS SATIRICAL DUMBASS

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:BornFree

lolwut BornFree 18:24, 3 November 2008 (CST)

PROTIP

Plox to be using the edit summary so it doesn't look like vandalism to RC cops. --O☭B • ? • 23:42, 3 November 2008 (CST)

• NP...I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. --O☭B • ? • 23:54, 3 November 2008 (CST)

• Rut roh :( lol yeah make sure to use the edit summaries with any sizeable trims, we know you're just cleaning the DA shit up it's all good don't sweat it. You caught ODB mid-stupor =)

  ^▪TALK▪ 00:57, 4 November 2008 (CST)

hello

you dont sleep either lol. I felt bad leaving you alone with the bots yesterday but I had to go to work and I think I caught them mid-fucking-the-siteup. Penni-piper _(wha?) 07:10, 4 November 2008 (CST)

• do you remove all the links to the pages you have deleted? if not when you put the kitty-cop on the page does that mean it is to be deleted? i just see more pages on the wanted list and i was wondering where they were coming from. yes i have bad grammar. Penni-piper _(wha?) 16:04, 4 November 2008 (CST)

My "SSP"

It was never meant to be SSP. At all. I'm certainly not the only user mentioned in that article. But if something didn't sound right, all you got to do is edit it or TELL me. I can fix whatever is wrong with it. It annoys the hell out of me that the article was fine until a few months ago.

Again, I never meant it to be SSP, and I'm sure I can edit it to make it so. But the elitist "we know what's lulz worthy and you don't" annoys the piss out of me. If you want to be like that, fine. I'm not going to be part of it anymore. Archrival 11:31, 5 November 2008 (CST)

DArama V2.

I was thinking of making another article on DArama, except this time I'm going to move some stuff from the Deviantart page (from Jark Drama to Screencaps lulz gallery). Since you're in charge of the DA portal I thought I should tell you first. I'll probably make a subpage first. Oh - and do me a favour? Delete this.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 20:33, 7 November 2008 (CST)

• Taa-daa.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 21:38, 7 November 2008 (CST)

Mystress

The Image is here: Image:Hello_Beautiful_MystressOfDarkness13.jpg It seems to be working for me/working now, does it show up on yours? I can re-upload I do have it saved. --Unicorn-cake 09:05, 8 November 2008 (CST)

Happy Lesbian

lol thanks. It would be awesome to have it as Picture of the Now but we do not let it be a pornographic image, even if it is funny. And the fact that half the pics on ED are pornographic. - The Conan Y SO SRS? 13:03, 8 November 2008 (CST)

Got my girlfriend to model for my car

Gg --FuckYou-12334 ^{( Talk · Contribs)} 15:27, 9 November 2008 (CST)

• No that was all User:DCY, I only uploaded a couple of screenshots. I can't take credit for that, as much as I'd like too. --Zaiger^(talk) 19:43, 9 November 2008 (CST)

madradrant

why are my edits being undone?Thesnitcheroo 20:28, 9 November 2008 (CST)

• Because you are vandalizing that article. Any questions? --Zaiger^(talk) 19:41, 9 November 2008 (CST)
  • how is editing the users vandalism? Thesnitcheroo 20:19, 9 November 2008 (CST)

• Along with deleting a whole section with it. A section that happens to mention you. Listen, I don't care anymore. That article is all SSP anyways. Do whatever you want.--Zaiger^(talk) 20:21, 9 November 2008 (CST)

• that'swhy i'm editing it, thank you.Thesnitcheroo 20:28, 9 November 2008 (CST)

• No Diggity--Zaiger^(talk) 20:30, 9 November 2008 (CST)

Improvement Help

Hey Zaiger, I need some tips on how to make this page better. Killhamster said that it needed to be rewritten, and so I rewrote it, but I feel that it isn't good enough. I also removed the "crap" tag after I rewrote it so it can be reevaluated if Killhamster wants to look it over again. --Piercedanon 00:06, 10 November 2008 (CST)

• I can tell you right now, the "How to troll" section isn't going to fly. You want to document drama, not create it. Also some specific acts of drama should be mentioned. This board doesn't seem very noteworthy to begin with/--Zaiger^(talk) 15:11, 10 November 2008 (CST)

random

• Hey, Zaiger this user ‘Trolley’ has been giving me some grief on my user page and on some other articles I’ve written, how does one go about getting his IP banned by the “ED powers that be?”--Unicorn-cake 11:33, 10 November 2008 (CST)

• I'd say your best bet would be to talk to a Sysop, of which I am not one of. It's kind of a toss up if they will do anything though, because they put up with a lot of troll like behavior. That's part or the sites atmosphere , you know. They may however warn this person to stop being such a fag, which gives you the upper hand if and when it happens again. The most active Sysops right now are DCY, Killhamster, Endedrural and ODB, in no particular order. Try one of them.--Zaiger^(talk) 15:04, 10 November 2008 (CST)

lolwut

Gee

   * Let me take a wild guess who this is. 

Zaiger_image:noes.gif(talk) 12:52, 5 November 2008 (CST)

i only signed up to help someone with the spite page :( why do you torment me so xxxx wrtie back soon bb —The preceding comment was added by JJ UK, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

me

Fair enough, sir. Watching those edits fly past I need to keep reading the changes even though I don't care about them. Its like poking at a sore tooth.--Larumph • msg 19:19, 13 November 2008 (CST)

Emo Girl Cut Pics

Damn dude. Where the hell did you find those pictures?--Piercedanon 14:53, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• I'd say she's an hero after that fun. Her arms have all the history there but this time, if she didn't slice up that brachial artery, she came at least within 1/4" of it. Seriuz bizniz - Alliecat 15:14, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• I was tipped off to their existence by Pink Poodle via AIM. I'm pretty sure she isn't dead. I'm going through the threads right now. --Zaiger^(talk) 15:15, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• Saw your message on DCY's page. If you need a hand with it, I can probably help out ... - Alliecat 21:20, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• Fucking harsh. Definitely article worthy though. If you can't find sauce then I'm not sure what the title could be, up to you, you could ask some others. Use the thread(s) as a basis for the intro etc. Disturbing shit, but good work. Let me know when you're done and i'll move it to main space for you. Also lol@ exploitable cutter generator :)

 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  22:51, 15 November 2008 (CST)

• Going through the threads now, yeah. I'm simultaneously squicked and in awe at what's gone down there. I'll try to dredge up some decent quotes an' stuff, as well as the anatomical stuff. I'm not much of an editor on here but this caught my attention & I'd like to see it develop a bit. It's actually surprisingly painless doing that shit but afterwards ... fuuuuuuuck. You live on the adrenaline of the moment but afterwards, when the healing starts and the muscles are in spasm ... - Alliecat 17:51, 17 November 2008 (CST)

• Yeah - good plan. It's your article :) I've added a direct quote that I got of hers that shows a bit of her mindset, plus a cool pic of the rat. But you could fill that article with quotes from various 'tards and it wouldn't add anything of value. Feel free to hack out what you don't like of mine. Right now, I'm overloaded so will stop (was a cutter myself years back but never that epic. Christ!) but wanna come up with some image captions, etc. L8rz ^__^ - Alliecat 18:29, 17 November 2008 (CST)

• Moved to mainspace, I'm not sure if you guys can stretch it out a bit more but if you can give it a bit more meat then it could probably go AoTN. Nice work so far.

 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  20:19, 17 November 2008 (CST)

...wtf mate?

i saw you sent me a message that kept saying 'vadalism is fucking pointless' wtf was that about? o.e —The preceding comment was added by Otakuchik, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• This is why ED is a satirical website. Once you grasp the concept of satire you are more than welcome to contribute without deleting half of the article. kthx. --Zaiger^(talk) 18:55, 23 November 2008 (CST)

Moar Nazi DA Drama

Now normally whenever there is Nazi drama, it's usually some Hitler fanboi/fangirl saying "ZOMG Oppresshun!" when somebody mentions they feel uncomfortable around a swastika-weilding bigot, such as the sadly never-completed Nihilss faggotry.

This is different. This news article complains about the many, many nazi fetishes swimming around DA - and this time the masses are saying "LOL butthurt" and defending Nazi fetishes (including the obligitory dubious disclaimers).

I'm asking you because I am not sure whether to tag this to the DArama article (still a subpage) or whether it's worth making an article out of. The news itself is pretty old - from June 2007 - but there are plenty of facepalm comments. What do you think?

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 09:03, 24 November 2008 (CST)

HA - Yes! Perfect DD! Cheers!--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 17:53, 26 November 2008 (CST)

• Aw don't be sad Zaiger. ;_; I liek your edits - this has nothing to do with the fact I am ridiculously obsessive over articles anyone is free to change. --MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 20:24, 26 November 2008 (CST)

Hey, why'd you take out the part about NihilSS? It was good - I don't see the NYPA connection.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 17:40, 27 November 2008 (CST)

ZOMG SAUCE

Wish I knew buddy. Looks like it was uploaded in 2006 by a guy who doesn't come around anymore, so I guess there's no asking him either. Perhaps google it? ~ endedrural _(talk) 01:45, 24 November 2009 (CDT)

Hello!

You can't fobid me to edit something like this. Because my picture was taken without my persission and oput on ed.—The preceding comment was added by Gertrude, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

I just ask to delete it because I gave up when they wrote shit about me but posting this picture I will fight for it.—The preceding comment was added by Gertrude, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Because If I need to kill or beat up or sue ,I will get this picture down. —The preceding comment was added by Gertrude, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

YOu are breaking my rights.—The preceding comment was added by Gertrude, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• "You can't forbid me to edit something like this." Zaiger can't, but there's a list of other people who can. 8-) Cry more/eat a dick/qq/etc., you're disliked on the internet. Deal with it, fatty - that shit is so cash 17:51, 28 November 2008 (CST)

I'm not fatty. Also can somebody tell me how to remove that image and find damn admins! I need help. I never had this problem until now. —The preceding comment was added by Gertrude, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Sky Bilchuk

Sky's article already redirects from iChan.

I wouldn't worry too much, everyone will have forgotten her by Christmas.

^I'D _CHECK ^MY _{TALKPAGE BUT} ^I'M _OBSCENELY ^RICH 18:18, 28 November 2008 (CST)

In your talk

Addin DESU.

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Because I care. --Cargirl 12:14, 29 November 2008 (CST)

lolol zaiger u get meh evry tiem! --Cargirl 09:20, 20 December 2008 (CST) (legal in 76 days)

HDP

I'll redirect it to lol-cow for now. It's deffy not ready for prime time. --O☭B • ? • 11:18, 1 December 2008 (CST)

• Allrighty then. Rock on Tommy.--O☭B • ? • 11:26, 1 December 2008 (CST)
  • Since you're EDiting anyway, I hereby deputise you on RC patrol. I'll be on and off site looking for IRL work so if we get bumrushed by any particularly annoying vandals, just email me and I'll get right back on. --O☭B • ? • 11:31, 1 December 2008 (CST)
• I think Her-dark-prince is a troll, but we'll have to see! P.S. Check my YouTube channel for a dramatic reading, Zaiger! Pink Poodle _*yap* 13:50, 1 December 2008 (CST)
• This "video" I made of me reading one of his poems dramatically. I did it for the lulz and you and ED. Pink Poodle _*yap* 15:56, 1 December 2008 (CST)

DA Czar

It's up to you bruv. But there's no point working on something you're burned out on or it may sour you to EDiting in general.

That aside, altho you're a relative nub, I was wondering if you'd be interested in Sysops of some sort (if not full Sysops, we may do Deputy Sysops). We'll prolly be adding some soon and I think you're a great candidate.

--O☭B • ? • 15:32, 2 December 2008 (CST)

• If you can find the Sysop application, fill it out and email it to me and WhiteMystery. --O☭B • ? • 15:43, 2 December 2008 (CST)

• I thought I fixed that. Use olddirtybtard@gmail.com. --O☭B • ? • 15:51, 2 December 2008 (CST)

Moar HDP

Hmm . . . do you think it's really worth it? Trolling should be like crop rotation - we should abandon sites (like DA) which have been over-used, at least for a while, and focus on another site. Perhaps the Y!Gallery?

It's been difficult to get lulz from the tartlets because they're so used to it. Compare Raniko to FireDarkDragon, the former is moar boring. To be honest I'm not sure HDP is worth working on. I'm sure Her-Dark-Prince would be thrilled to hear that.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:28, 2 December 2008 (CST)

4chan bans

Thanks ;) - Constable Remington (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 18:15, 2 December 2008 (CST)

Generic statement of approval

But seriously, you're doing a kick-ass job with pretty much everything you touch. That goes double considering you've only been here since August. Keep the lulz coming.--The Inspector 22:25, 2 December 2008 (CST)

Your Shiny New Banhammer

You is a full Sysop. Welcome to the God Squad. Check your email (the one you gave me on your application).

You can ignore the red. Any questions, ask me or WhiteMystery. I'll be around all day, every day, even if it doesn't look like I'm active. You should get on ED IRC and into #sysop for making mutual benefit of ED Sysop and hit up GV on AIM and/or email. --O☭B • ? • 15:08, 3 December 2008 (CST)

IRC

Yes I tried chatzilla and it was also full of FAIL and AIDS. Neither let me on.

 ^(Stalk)

20:24, 3 December 2008 (CST)

Deviantart

I know I've mentioned it already, but I'm starting to think we should abandon Deviantart for a while. We have waaay to many articles about them.

Anyways the reason I've asked it is because I'm wondering - should we leave some special message on the DA Portal? Something along the lines of: To all newfag tartlet EDitors: We do not want any more of your teenaged e-drama shitting up Encyclopedia Dramatica. Go cry to the DA mods.

I've also left a message on ODB's talkpage.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 20:29, 3 December 2008 (CST)

Oh yeah - BTW have you found a new Deviantart Czar? What would I need to do in order to keep the place clean? I'm still a ED nobody, so would that be a problem? --MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 02:41, 4 December 2008 (CST)

DDs for the DA Portal

So are you going to delete the previous DDs or are you going to make a page that lists them as previous ones? - Never gonna give you up 14:26, 4 December 2008 (CST)

• Yeah, I think there should be an archive page. - Never gonna give you up 14:22, 5 December 2008 (CST)

Glasses Teenager

Jesus cuntfucking christ! That's a big talk page. Well, Glasses Teenager has been re-edited quite a bit. Not sure if it is totally up to snuff but it seems close enough. Stosselistic 23:36, 4 December 2008 (CST)

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive! I saw what you did with Mystery-Voice I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--FuckYou-12334 ^{( Talk · Contribs)} 17:24, 5 December 2008 (CST)

RE: User:Crim2

I really seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot with you. Would it be possible to start again?

In an earlier message to my page, you mentioned it was acceptable to use this kind of format:

User:Crim2/Anti-Editing_Club

to write articles. Would that still be OK with you? I'll stop linking articles to my userpage in future as you've said.

PS: I really like ED and I'd like to continue writing stuff if that's OK with you.

Crim2 18:25, 5 December 2008 (CST)

Thanx

Thanks very much, you're a champion.

Sorry to pester you, but one more question; should I stay away from the MaruMariMaru aricle in future?

Crim2 18:36, 5 December 2008 (CST)

Satire

ok but don't send me spam messages. Fixer 14:28, 6 December 2008 (CST)

From the Dictator of the DA Portal (Sort Of)

I know I've asked you already - but what needs to be done in order to ethnically cleanse the DA Portal?

I've created a lovely collection of nagging and bitching. So far it lives on my userpage but I was wondering if it should be splattered on the DA Portal or the Improvement page - somewhere moar well-known. I've asked you because both pages are locked to "view source" and I'm too puny to do anything about it.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 15:28, 6 December 2008 (CST)

Favour

Heya, I need to get going and probably won't be online until much later, but I've been trying to guide this guy with this page (he keeps trying to mainspace it). Could you take the reins and give him a few hints here and there (and make sure he doesn't mainspace it prematurely etc). I promise I'll love you forever. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 20:50, 6 December 2008 (CST)

Aeverine Nieves

Er, wut?? - Raspberry Rush (talk) 01:26, 7 December 2008 (CST)

• Nah, I'm not pissed off. Just wanted to know what was going on? It looks like serious business! - Raspberry Rush (talk) 07:09, 7 December 2008 (CST)

Lulzcast

This would be a great time to start it off again, we now have moar users, moar articles, and moar lulz than ever before! I'll just have to wait for ODB to respond back to it, but I'm glad I'm not the only one so far who would like to see the return of this. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 21:34, 7 December 2008 (CST)

blah

Some argue that there are better ways to waste your time than spamming ED. —The preceding comment was added by fixer, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Yeah you are absolutely correct. Banning your faggot ass for a week is way more productive than just spamming your page alone. Thanks for the idea.--Zaiger^(talk) 18:00, 8 December 2008 (CST)

By "productive things" I meant masturbation. Your blocks won't work anyway tight ass -Fixer 13:02, 8 December 2008 (CST)

• Oh you're awesome! I know I'm retarded and your penis is so large that my ass is getting stretched ouccchhhhhh please stop! please stop!ahhhhhhhhaha --Zaiger^(talk) 03:11, 9 December 2008 (CST)

My Deviantart Account

Not telling. :P--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:53, 8 December 2008 (CST)

Docs and stuff

Thanks for the information you provided on IRC about this. I really like your userpage btw. Anyway, if that's bad, next time you're on there's an instance of this maybe I could talk to you about. Ty 21:17, 9 December 2008 (CST)

Dude, what's with the revert on Virgin killer?

There was some good factual stuff in there and some funny shit: isn't the Wikipedia article's new-found popularity exactly the sort of thing about which ED should be spreading the good word? Freeradical 01:31, 10 December 2008 (CST)

AotN

I thank yew.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:37, 10 December 2008 (CST)

fuck

i cant beleive i just fucking did that Penni-piper _(wha?) 18:35, 10 December 2008 (CST)

HAY!

Good job on becoming an admin!  :) --FuckYou-12334 ^{( Talk · Contribs)} 20:24, 10 December 2008 (CST)

An Exception?

I left a message on Assücker's talkpage saying he should dig up some stuff about DeathWisher88 - he sounds especially pathetic, even by Nazi tartlet standards. It'll probably be a subpage first however.

Also - you're an admin nao??? --MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:58, 11 December 2008 (CST)

• Please ignore that moment of retardedness . . .--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 17:17, 11 December 2008 (CST)

Redirect

Thanks for fixing the redirect. :D -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 10:43, 12 December 2008 (CST)

HA HA HA OH WOW

I posted an irl pic of myself on deviantart, and I've made an article on Rod Blagojevich, this day can't get any better. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 11:17, 12 December 2008 (CST)

Flushing

I tend to leave stuff that's decently put together and urge the EDitor to find Internets etc. --ODB - wut? 15:09, 12 December 2008 (CST)

DA stuff

You no liek Dora the Explorwhore? :( Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 14:47, 13 December 2008 (CST)

Opinion

I'd like to know your opinion on the article that I have been working on for the past week: User:Piercedanon/Tabula Rasa

I want it to be front page material. That's why I'm taking so much time. XD -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 14:41, 14 December 2008 (CST)

At least It'll be on the front page! :D -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 19:37, 15 December 2008 (CST)

Hi

How do I start an article? SoWhy 17:00, 15 December 2008 (CST)

I want to write an article about a fag ED admin called Zaiger420. How I stretched his anus with my dick, how he cried etc..etc...etc...:)SoWhy 17:12, 15 December 2008 (CST)

Fixer & Co

Indeed. Been there...done it.

--ODB - wut? 17:27, 15 December 2008 (CST)

• NP. I'm around and stuck indoors. LA's closed due to AIDS rain. --ODB - wut? 17:30, 15 December 2008 (CST)

lol Holy shit! Well this guy is probably going to be at it all night. I'll be on for a couple hours, but I have to be in work at 5am EST, so I go to bed early. Keep an eye out for me plz 19:40, 15 December 2008 (CST)

This

I is in your userpage, stealin' your codez. How does it look? Should I change anything?

 ^(Stalk)

22:39, 15 December 2008 (CST)

• What if I remove all things that are like yours? I customized most of it to fit my page anyways, I just really liked the way it was set up.I removed the lolstika at the top and threat level etc.

 ^(Stalk)

23:27, 15 December 2008 (CST)

• I Don't mind, I was just trying to make my userpage fail less like yours.

 ^(Stalk)

21:30, 16 December 2008 (CST)

Threat level

I think the wikipedos are out to play and I think they're angry. I've protected it until they fuck off. - Raspberry Rush (talk) 18:38, 16 December 2008 (CST)

Not my personal army, no shit

When did I ever act like ED is my personal army? That list of tracers was on that page long before I joined this website and long before you became a moderator. The point of ED is to mock people, so what’s wrong with a list of people who were acting like idiots? And I hardly think reverting one of your edits counts as vandalism enough to have me blocked. That’s just childish. You’re a moderator, not the ED God. - Bunnywith —The preceding comment was added by Bunnywith, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Nobel Prize for Racism

Sorry for adding the deleteplz template, was told that if I couldn't make it good I should mark it for deletion. I'm very sorry, and am glad it's back. - Genghis McBastard 02:52, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Talk Archive

You should start a talk archive now, your talk page is getting pretty full. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 17:02, 18 December 2008 (CST)

• Touche, this means WAR (I fucking hate pineapples, you faggot). Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 17:09, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Daily Deviation

I changed the featured article on the DA portal to Teruchan and although I feel like a 'tard for asking - how do I change the daily deviation? Any suggested pics?

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:15, 18 December 2008 (CST)

Oh! BTW if you don't have any particular pic in mind, and since the featured article is about panyshots, I thought this mind be a convenient deviation.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:24, 18 December 2008 (CST)

This means War

ARCHIVE IT ALREADY GAWD Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 21:38, 19 December 2008 (CST)

HeeHeeHee

I have something which may be relevant to your interests. - Serious Cat 03:46, 20 December 2008 (CST)