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Contents 1 Other account 2 LOL 3 From KH with lol 4 My Apologies 5 Naughty, I know... 6 So No Go on the R34 Template? 7 Why revert my changess to the chrischan template? 8 Sektz 9 Because I like reading other's talkpages 10 oi 11 OHROFL 12 Unsysopped 13 !!!SLOOF LIRPA 14 IRC Ban 15 The New Chris-chan Page 16 can you please 17 Random Chatterings 18 RE:dood 19 You suck 20 LOL WOW. 21 <@ 22 U maek things better 23 A pedo page on ED ? 24 Yo 25 delete this pl0x 26 Your ultimate quote 27 Please recheck CoryGough? 28 Favour 29 Anyway to discuss something with you on IRC? 30 I C wut U did thar 31 Hai 32 MyWikiBiz 33 KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD 34 Image talk:4609matty.jpg‎ 35 Your email inbox 36 Kinda noobish reaction 37 Lock AHK, edit war is about to begin yall 38 User:Jodiz8888 39 Lol Spaghetti Cat 40 Program for image sizing 41 Hai Zaiger 42 Hay sxc 43 ohai there 44 For Your Special Day 45 Dextromethorphan 46 O Hai 47 That Fuckin Sandwich 48 PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP 49 re: whatever the fuck you just said 50 Zaiger dear

Other account

User:PirateSmack is probably mine, created it back then. LunixUser is definitely not mine. ——Pirate SmackK 16:34, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

desu.

LOL

Why isn't anyone in IRC? -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 20:25, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

• I unregistered the channel so penni could take over ops --zaigertalkplx 09:02, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

From KH with lol

Holy shit you sent the bot on an absolute rampage. Irlollin here

 ^»»W^hat 20:53, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

• That is why I don't fuck with it --zaigertalkplx 21:02, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

My Apologies

Sorry about doing that thing I did.-- What would you do for a ? 22:20, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

• Hey, it was Matty that suggested I did that. I thought it would be a formality. I guess not. It's going to be very very hard trying to understand you, Zaiger.-- What would you do for a ? 08:42, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• Just be fucking chill, that is all I care about. --zaigertalkplx 08:43, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

• Can you at least unblock my user page?-- What would you do for a ? 08:50, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Naughty, I know...

I know we're not meant to be deleting images, but those fuckers have been vandalizing pages with those images for the past few hours. Plus, there's big copyright signs and info on both images. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Yeah I saw them, fuck em, crybaby furfags. I just wanted to see what it was. --zaigertalkplx 18:31, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

What open proxy checker are you using? My old one died and I dunno if my new one is any good. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• My browser. Krimpet's checker you are using is not an open proxy checker, it is a Tor node checker. She is not a Sysop on tow anymore so she probably took it down. Punching a proxy ip into your browser will generally bring you to an apache page or the website of the proxy itself. Alternatively, punch the IP into google, and if it comes up with a bunch of results for like email blacklists or IP abuse then it is 99% of the time a proxy. --zaigertalkplx 18:45, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

So No Go on the R34 Template?

The Alison article had the crap tag so I figured it could use the one thing that makes the internet awesome... porn. I am not going to push the idea, just think about the potential it has. --Stumbles 02:35, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

• No --zaigertalkplx 02:47, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Why revert my changess to the chrischan template?

The faggot deserves to have the video of him acting like he has a fucking hemorrhoid and asking to have the ED page removed on the page. It's epically pathetic... --Lotsalulz

• Did you even look at the discussion page? --zaigertalkplx 02:55, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Sektz

I think this guy has another extra account too, for a grand total of four, all that he's been using almost exclusively to fuck with the Jew, Arab and Islam articles. Bullshit. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 04:47, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Because I like reading other's talkpages

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 17:21, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Yep, CChan6789 on YouTube is him. Unless he got hacked which doesn't look like it. Pink Poodle 18:02, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Awesome, thank you guys --zaigertalkplx 20:44, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

oi

Conficker; wtf dude? you basically took out everything I put in. - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Dude sorry, I got an edit conflict and didn't know who else was editing. You can revert it. It was my bad. --zaigertalkplx 21:45, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

OHROFL

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive 5! I saw what you did with Chris-Chan I just wanted to say keep up the good work

LOL.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 06:44, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

 :-O DAFUK??? - Alliecat 06:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• At least now the comic book may continue. Dysrhythmia 07:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes, thank goodness for that!! I had been so worried. BTW - Zaiger, you are absolutely awezum ^_^ - Alliecat 07:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• HAHAH, his dreams of the page being taken down are going to be crashed down tomorrow. -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 09:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• No this is for serious --zaigertalkplx 15:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• Aaw shucks, Zaiger. That edit was so super awsum. :( - Ms. NH^{MAMA MIA!} 22:48, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Unsysopped

The fuck? Jacknstock De-opped me?Arguecat3(Stalk) 16:02, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

 !!!SLOOF LIRPA

Roflcopters.--Jizzy McDildo 20:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

IRC Ban

I learned my lesson, can you please unban me? --Stumbles 22:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• done --zaigertalkplx 23:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Awwww shit, you sent me to the corner again. I will never ever add a smartass remark after someone just got banned. So can I please get unbanned? --Stumbles 00:19, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

The New Chris-chan Page

Is win. --emo 02:29, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

April Fools' Day is over, revert to before take down pl0x? --Lotsalulz 02:42, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

• Nah, lets's stay cancer free for at least a while. Chunkmunky 03:12, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• It is not going back up. --zaigertalkplx 03:13, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• Are you just trying to troll Chris into posting a victory video or something? --Lotsalulz 03:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • I think it's pretty clear who we are trying to troll. If this is permanent then Zaiger is now my official hero and a sex symbol for the new century. Chunkmunky 03:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
    • ^IAWTC^Dysrhythmia 06:55, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Leave that shit down. The trolling 13-year-olds will get massive blue balls and Chris will build up a healthy supply of hubris. We all win. [1] --Iceage 06:15, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
    • Keep it down for a little bit, let him get like a week or so of hubris then bring it back and then document the aftermath. Then he probably posts another video after he thinks the storm has cleared. On a tangent I'm reminded of how Vegas Casinos like to troll card cheats: They let them get away until they get to the cage to get the chips changed for cash and they bust them right there. They want you to see the money before they take it away from you. --Hardcase 06:37, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
      • This shit was taken down before just to be put back up a few days later.-- What would you do for a ? 07:01, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
        • Zaiger's talk page is the new Chris-chan talk page. Everyone start frantically posting! ~ endedrural _(talk) April 2 2009
      • Okay. Chris Chan's page goes down, but Spax3's and all that Scientology stuff gets to stay up? Seems too fishy to me. I bet it'll be back up in a few days. Zombie Gresley 10:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
        • Spax3 is staying up because the guy fights back with lulz of epic proportions and isn't autistic, he's naturally an asshole. He's also a bully online and deserves everything he gets.--Uncle Bastard 13:02, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
          • People who treat others like shit can't even be compared to people who just make an ass of themselves. Scientology is a criminal cult that fucks up peoples' lives and I don't know shit about Spax3, but I'll guess that UB is right and that he probably does deserve everything like this too. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 13:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
          • Im with Zaiger on this, leave the poor guy alone. He doesn't deserve all of the attention hes been getting and I feel sorry for him, also he scared me in his last video [[User:Butt*Pirate|Butt*pirate]] 14:08, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
            • Guess so. Zombie Gresley 17:50, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

can you please

take my contact info off my ED page? im really sick of getting hate IMs at every hour of the day. Zella 20:46, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

• PM me in irc and we will discuss it --zaigertalkplx 22:03, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

• You are so sweet.-- What would you do for a ? 22:35, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• Zaiger, it just tells me I "need the correct key". Whatever that means...-- What would you do for a ? 22:49, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

• • irc is very confusing. how do i make it work??? Zella 23:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Random Chatterings

• Zalgo. You and your shenanigans.
• Since I got you to get me that revision earlier, I figured I'd swing this by you as well. You think it has more potential now than what it was before?
• I noticed that all of those images were purged beforehand, but not this one. Just thought I'd let you know.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 06:04, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Don't use the word shenanigans when referring to something I'm doing, you sound like a fag. I reverted that template because it looked like shit.
• Add it to the Furry Portal plz
• Thank you --zaigertalkplx 06:11, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• Ah, I see. Just wondering. And thanks for the warning advice.
• Will do. And wrong title btw, though I probably should have said something beforehand. I put it under the correct title anyway, so you can purge the other one.
• No problem.
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 06:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

RE:dood

Yes and I'm glad I've done it. Thank you. I also cleaned Cock tonight as well. Did you like that edit? -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 07:58, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

You suck

LOL WOW.

NOT ONLY DO I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING A TROLL BECAUSE IM TIRED BUT ANON SUCKS BECAUSE DANE COOK IS AMAZING AND I LIKED THIS SITE TILL ANON DISSED HIM LOL WHY U SAYIN I GOTS TO LURK MORE. ZAIGER? MORE LIKE JEWGER, AMIRITE?
—The preceding comment was added by Attack040, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Rofl. in b4 b&
  _Page^Chat_Contribs 03:19, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

<@

<# --cargirl 14:57, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

U maek things better

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive 5! I saw what you did with template:bancakes I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--Jizzy McDildo 00:41, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• I sense cock sucking. Dysrhythmia 01:03, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  • What r u talking about?--Jizzy McDildo 01:20, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

A pedo page on ED ?

A secret pedo page?

wat

--A Boku is fine too. 07:42, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• Damn, took the bait. There was a Boku last Saturday. I liked her. Ty 07:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Yo

Back from the dead, how have ED and you been? Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 08:40, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

delete this pl0x

User:Klondikebar/Omegle.-- What would you do for a ? 21:06, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• Thanks for piping it asshole --zaigertalkplx 21:07, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Your ultimate quote

"Fuck your ethics"

BAMF -MATTY X _{(OH SHI-)} 21:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Please recheck CoryGough?

Now with moar pix. Advice welcome! User:GoryCough

• Looks good, moved to mainspace. gg. --zaigertalkplx 23:12, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Favour

Dude, could you whip me up one of these but bigger and less pixelated? - Raspberry Rush (talk)

• Yes but not until tomorrow --zaigertalkplx 07:29, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Anyway to discuss something with you on IRC?

Yes? No? Probably no, correct? —The preceding comment was added by Hurrrr , who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

• Yes, that is why I am there, come on in. --zaigertalkplx 16:47, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

okay cool thanks for the awesome tag. Hurrrr 08:03, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

I C wut U did thar

[18:20] <BURK> oh man
[18:20] <BURK> i got
[18:20] <BURK> the most amazing crying bullshit on my talk page
[18:20] <BURK> 3 paragraphs of some kid crying because i said he should go back to uncyc with his userboxes that no one gives a shit about
[18:21] <renzo> god damn
[18:21] <nay> By your logic, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLA
[18:21] <BURK> ya exactly
[18:21] <@h64> wait
[18:21] <@h64> so
[18:21] <@h64> burk
[18:21] <@h64> let me get this straight
[18:22] <@h64> okay
[18:22] <@h64> someone on the internet is butthurt
[18:22] <BURK> apparently
[18:22] <BURK> idk im not reading all that shit	

Permant & eternal pwnage. Unfortunately, I can't get on there to represent myself, because that software would probably take up a shitload of memory on my computer.

But let's clear something up here. For the record, I HAVE NEVER BEEN A MEMBER OF ANY OTHER WIKI. That is all; no TL;DR necessary. Spread the word.--Jizzy McDildo 23:31, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Hai

Have a talk with Navyblack, I think he needs to lern his place ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 06:56, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

MyWikiBiz

Some kid has protected MyWikiBiz in a libellous version. I have consulted my lawyer and according to the law I have issued a courtesy note at the Junction centre. You seem to be an adult, mature sysop here - and might want to save this site from legal troubles by deleting that page. Gregory Kohs 09:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD

Didn't you get RR's e-mail?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Image talk:4609matty.jpg‎

Damn, protect this in my version dude. I can't keep reverting all day, exams soon! Thanks for restoring my talkpage. PirateOfTheSea 06:21, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• Lol, you had to run to Zaiger. Flame time for you. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

• Sorry Matty, but we do have a no butthurt revisionism policy in effect. --zaigertalkplx 06:28, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• LOL, I just thought Mudkips revision was funnay because this guy is a total faggot, but okay. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Your email inbox

Please check it very important. thx. -PirateOfTheSea 15:57, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Kinda noobish reaction

Ya made an account put some dumb stuff on it, some guy spammed my page with this jar/kinda goatse shit , so i went noobzilla and wiped his page, i think i fixed, it ya, sorry for the moment of noobrage. My bad

Lock AHK, edit war is about to begin yall

Mind locking angry homo kid pl0x or ban the User:Buttfucker he is adding false info into the article to troll the shit out of people. --HurrDURR chat to my cooch 22:28, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

FUCK YOU!

But it was your article, and I'm a bitter asshole. --ζ₳þɦʘÐ 07:01, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Jodiz8888

Ban this faggot plz. Kthnx.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 07:09, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Lol Spaghetti Cat

Mind if I make an article of it? It would be one of those one imaged articles with a perfect template most likely lol. If not, I don't mind. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

• yeah do it --zaigertalkplx 20:58, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

• Done, look nice? lol --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

• Yes, it's an HTML masterpiece. Congratulations! ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]}

• That article is a shining beacon of hope.-- What would you do for a ? 22:03, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Program for image sizing

Yo, what program do you use to resize images (including gifs)? Link if you can, thanks. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 22:51, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

• I use photoshop CS3, download it and I will tell you how to use it. --zaigertalkplx 22:55, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

And how do i restore userpage faggot? Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 23:00, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I got permabanned from deviantart for no reason. FUCK. - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 03:22, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

• well it wasn't exactly for no reason. what did the ban message say? --zaigertalkplx 03:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

• For the blagoplz account, yet they didn't permaban that one. Is there anyway I can ask to repeal it to them? Seems kind of unnecessary, but whatever. I just want it back because I like the name, I don't give a fuck about my terrible deviations. - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 19:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Hai Zaiger

Any particular reason you can't see that Tl;dw is a pile of shit?vanff 18:04, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Not the point.vanff 18:09, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Hay sxc

Why don't you come down to Pittsburgh and try it irl? ;3 ­- Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 21:15, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

• TTT, you are rapist :-o --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 21:20, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
• Agreed, 100% --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

ohai there

Pending your editorial approval, can you move this article outta my userspace into the ed? plxkthx <3 Manofaction 17:32, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

For Your Special Day

Dextromethorphan

Placeholder 'cos I'm waiting for someone to move an article. I'm not that 'tarded. Wanna be my hero and move this? It's really not that great (I didn't write the original) but after some heavy edits, I think it's on the low end of mainspace-worthy. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 23:41, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

• P.S. Plz move it to Dextromethorphan though, not to DXM Community. Seems pointless and stupid to have a DXM community page without even having a DXM page. -- Bryce
• Much appreciated. -- Bryce

O Hai

Please uncock User:CoolStoryBro, he's an innocent sock and I like the username. PirateOfTheSea 15:31, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

That Fuckin Sandwich

CALM DOWN FAGGOT Nobody is interested in your Nerd Rage.

I await my ban. --MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:40, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

• I wouldn't ban you. But srsly, that shit is so fucking gay. --zaigertalkplx 19:41, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

• All memes are gay. Except for mudkips.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:44, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

The Dancing Sandwich was harmless, cute and not constantly spammed. Why so serious? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 20:44, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

It was not funny, and lame. We are here to document preexisting memes, not to force them. Also the fact that he actually linked shit and said "YOU CAN WATCH THIS MEME GROW" is pure bullshit. --zaigertalkplx 20:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

You are a cold, heartless man. How do you think original content starts? Someone makes it, it's deemed unfunny until it's spammed everywhere. Hate to tell you that. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 20:49, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

• He's a dirty jew, what did you expect? Hitler didn't want to eliminate them for ruining their economy, that's for sure.-- What would you do for a ? 21:08, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP

Fucking LOL Dysrhythmia 20:03, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

LMAO -PirateOfTheSea 20:04, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive 5! I saw what you did with PAPER MARIO SCREENCAP I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Keep up the great work. - Ms. NH^{MAMA MIA!} 20:15, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

re: whatever the fuck you just said

Cool story bro. _(talk) 20:57, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

Zaiger dear

Calm down, what's gotten you so upset? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:12, 23 April 2009 (UTC)