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Drink

PirateOfTheSea 18:22, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Don't get me wrong, I think Dancing Sandwich is {{aids}} too

But didn't you go on your wikibreak to avoid editing wars?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 18:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

I am the chemo --zaigertalkplx 18:45, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
I mean, it's not exactly a lulz archiving article of history or a *chan meme, but there are plenty of in-joke articles on this site. Either needs to be baleeted or kept. All I really have to say. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

I have no problem with keeping it, but that tag is pretty accurate --zaigertalkplx 18:57, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Bad Ban Reason

Did not turn out the way you probably expected. --Stumbles 00:07, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

LOL, Ubuntu. --PirateSmackK 17:07, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

I still want to know the origin of the ED ban picture. --Stumbles 17:14, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

MediaWiki talk:Blockedtext ----PirateSmackK 17:20, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks but I need the name of the porno or better yet a rapidshit of it. --Stumbles 17:27, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I love having my email spammed so you can fap, but could you take this elsewhere? --zaigertalkplx 17:32, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

TALKPAGE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EDIT IT? - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?}

22:07, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Serious fucking business

I hate myself so much right now. :(--

MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 21:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

mudkipz

Good to know i make you happy
^(wha?)
Penni-piper 21:46, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Srsly?

“	fine I will just do it later, she quit ED anyway	„

I've suddenly began to notice that this EDit War is causing some notable casualties.
_Page^Chat_Contribs 00:18, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Plumbing to do

Flush my userpage please!!--PirateSmackK 07:34, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Do you want it salted too? --zaigertalkplx 07:39, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

No I just want to get rid of some earlier revisions (everything before 27th) of my userpage. --PirateSmackK 07:40, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks--PirateSmackK 07:43, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Remnants of War

I noticed a few of your redirects that MysteryBot "repaired". Since they're also protected, I figured I'd let you know about them.

_Page^Chat_Contribs 16:00, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Fine

fine Manofaction 18:35, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Hai

<3

- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Captain Speaking ... ^{Is there anyone on-board that can fly a plane?} 19:44, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

29 actually. My goal is to be a house husband. --zaigertalkplx 19:47, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Why the fuck can't you be gay ;~; - Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Your Captain Speaking ... ^{Is there anyone on-board that can fly a plane?} 19:49, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
IAWTC. I wish you were, you look like a young Oliver Reed. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish

Whoa. That would make sense for two reasons, same IP (obv.) and plus, Bryce is into pharmacology and wants to be a doc. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Apparently I was mistaken, but it did seem pretty lol. --zaigertalkplx 20:47, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol so Bryce = Thiamine is the not proper equation, as Bryce would say? --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Why can't you guys stagger comments correctly? --zaigertalkplx 20:50, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I guess it's my queenie esq. homosexuality and ditsy E-tarded nature that gets in the way of always thinking intelligent. hehe --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

I believe it was TTT who took those ads out right? And also, sorry for all the shitting up on this talk page recently, just a lot of weird shit going on in ED. --MATTY X IS A GIANT HOMO

Hai Zaiger

Pierced said that zeldakitten was uncyclopedic but I can't see that zeldak is worse (and looking at contribs, not even as bad) as the too many uncyclo-types running around on ED now. If you don't want to spell it out on site, mail is OK. Probably too trivial for list. I'm off for a drink now.vanff 15:22, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Redirects

I only did the ones at the very top; don't worry, I'm not touching the rest. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 23:13, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

k that's fine --zaigertalkplx 23:15, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Unfunny

That's what I was taught years ago by ODB and tfo, I think Conan might not have gotten the message. :P - Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 02:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

You been on this site for 4 months, stop trying to act like an oldfag. - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 21:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

LOL I VANDALIZE UR PAGE

Grow up faggot - ZEROpumpkins 07:49, 3 May 2009 (UTC)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

OH SHIT WHERE IS THIS GOING TO LEAD? OHLAWD! - Raspberry Rush (talk)

George Bush

Upon banning George Bush, which I most certainly agree with, you accidentally all ChatZilla users, including my odd, unfunny self. Should I expect a remedy? Or will this inquiry receive no reply? Fangbloodyhound 23:28, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

No, it wasn't an accident. I banned all chatzilla users because the signal to noise ratio in irc improves dramatically. When you open up chatzilla's options, there is a box that says "Chatzilla", change it to say something else, anything, and it will be fixed and you won't have to worry about getting caught in the crossfire again. --zaigertalkplx 23:32, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- It works now, thanks. Fangbloodyhound 23:41, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Welcome

Hey, if that template gets changed, it will force the site to rebuild it tens of thousands of times and probably bring the web server to a crawl. If he wants to make changes, he can do it in a subpage and we'll swap it at a low traffic time, otherwise it may make ED inaccessible for up to half an hour. W M 01:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh shi- sorry --zaigertalkplx 01:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Not to worry! I agree with his edit and I'll make the change he requested early in the morning one day. If I do it around 6 AM or something when traffic is low, it may fuck stuff up for about 5 minutes, but nothing terrible. I made the mistake of changing it during prime time once and killed ED for like 40 minutes... W M 01:16, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

ED:Sock

Lol the only time I edited that was when Pirate was still a vandal. In turn, he added me for my old sockpuppets. Light hearted shit, no big deal. -MATTYX

IRC

Is something wrong with anonymuncule? I can't connect to the server.Thiamine _Talk 19:15, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Server is fried --zaigertalkplx 19:26, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

So the emailing list is our only way to communicate now? FUCK. - Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 21:30, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi

Oh look, a red image link. Someone should fix that.. - Your Captain Speaking ^{[LOL TALK]} 05:32, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Why PoetGuy was moved

At some point people found out that Poetlister, Runcorn, Taxwoman, Guy, Cato, and a bunch of other identities were all run by this one guy and Wikipedia Review gave him the nickname PoetGuy, combining the two separate identities (both moderate status too) on that forum. And there's already an article the beautiful people some TL;DR crap back when people thought they were different people. It was moved and retitled for those reasons and that people kept coming and putting PoetGuy's Power Word IRL name all over the place and since there is a common alias for him, PoetGuy is better. --Ritegroic 05:02, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh whoops, my bad. --zaigertalkplx 06:00, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Castlevania

is my life Weatherman (talkpage) 16:28, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Desu

Yeah, that page was ridiculously long, no need for all that desu spam -MATTYX

Swine Flu

There was no reason to reprotect that page. It might need it again over the weekend, but I'm removing protection now. Short of things to do?vanff 17:04, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Protecting Talk:Chris-chan for a day or so would be teh lolz, make the CWC army feel like explosive diarrhoea cases who can't find the latrine.vanff 17:34, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Do it --zaigertalkplx 17:35, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Do not contradict unnecessary protection? Maybe the Harry Potter and Naruto fags will be back, maybe not. Anyway, no real problem and out of here for now.vanff 17:41, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

What's the Plural for Chris-Chan?

Just noticed you took down the Lol Cow banner for Chris-chan. There's loads of chris-chan articles now, Do you think it's time that there was a category or better yet a Portal for Mr. Chandler now? Cheers!--Uncle Bastard 21:08, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Having two huge templates on top of that page made it too cluttered. Add some links somewhere else in the article. I do agree that he will need his own portal very soon though. Cheers 2u2. --zaigertalkplx 21:12, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

- Thanks, I'm writing up a timeline at the moment of everything that Chris has done since the ED page was created, mainly as there's been a few events that have gone missing from various edits (also a few minor events that only really need a sentence and would be out of context in the main article). So there's at least eight articles now in regards to him. Is there any possibility of replacing the banner with some sort of link to a hub for all the articles in the mean time?--Uncle Bastard 21:32, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Take the other banner down and replace it with the one you made. I really wasn't very discriminate when i took it down. --zaigertalkplx 21:38, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Your concern has been duly noted.

I appreciate the input. Thank you for your time. - jugtlk cntrb 22:10, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

You are the one with the concern, not me --zaigertalkplx 22:15, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
- Rather, I was responding to your posting on my talk page, within which concern was expressed in the form of the template to which we are currently referring. - jugtlk cntrb 22:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

You obviously need to look up the definition of concern, I am sure Wikipedia has a whole page on it. How about you go there and check it out. --zaigertalkplx 22:28, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

T-Shirt AOTN

Think the wording is OK? Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/May 13, 2009 W M 16:54, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeah look good! --zaigertalkplx 16:56, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, didn't want to make it sound too formal or too retarded. BTW, I've finished making the bot tweaks as discussed and it's running on both sites now. Hopefully ED will get some vandals some time today to test it out. W M 16:57, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

do u know this guy

Niko Bellic 04:23, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Sig

I lol'd. Thanks<3--What would you do for a ?

@ Jb

Beat me to it. Thanks. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 11:31, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

pipe down

It's time to troll :P - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 01:53, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

okeys --zaigertalkplx 01:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

WHOA WHOA WHOA

why would you take down that beautiful picture?!?!? Zella 19:26, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

You deleted it?

:(--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 20:35, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

MYSPACE FOUND

Ohai guys found her myspace http://www.myspace.com/heartpocky It's legit. --Oni-Link 00:17, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Apparently it's a troll. What do you think? --ODB - wut? 01:04, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

This url was added to the main article and discussion, which were quickly removed by me. I was banned for removing it, but appealed the ban. Was wondering what's the protocol for future cases. In my opinion regardless if it's real or not, it contains enough info to be banned under ED's "real name" policy YouWillAlsoGetAPuppy 01:17, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Get on irc fgt - that's the policy. Next time get on IRC and explain, you'll get a quicker response. Or just email a sysop/mailing list. - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 01:51, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I have no fucking clue, give me a minute to get myself situated, I have been out of business for a week --zaigertalkplx 02:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

What are you doing?

YouTube Poop isn't a great article, someone blanks stuff that's no worse than what is there now (some is better), I give a short block, you autorevert it. What the fuck?vanff 13:38, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

RE: DA

Sometime earlier this month. I'm going to create a new one soon however.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:13, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Oops! Sorry, wasn't paying attention. I got B& following that conversation with Mattmurderface. My reason was "ED troll". BTW could you check your inbox quickly?--

MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:29, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

<3

Sup@u? - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 15:52, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

What for? - From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 15:55, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

Running Naughty Word Bot

(I just sent this to WM as well.) I noticed that you and WM were discussing the bot and perhaps making the bot run once per day to clean up things.

> Also we were talking in irc whitemystery, would it be possible to have the
> bot run a new naughty word report everyday automatically? That would be very
> very helpful.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but since the bot is an .exe file, couldn't it be run as a Scheduled Task through windows? A task could be set up to do it, I am pretty sure. I messed around with .bat files to run things at a given time and Scheduled Tasks seems like the way to go. Or, since you are such a genius, could you actually add some setup dialogs to the bot so that it would prompt a user to set up a task when they first open the bot?

just some food for thought. - k a z a n t z a k i s - 10:22, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Alan Panda Bear article

May I ask why it was deleted? There wasn't even any chance given for it to improve (which would have happened if you had left it up). KarryLing 22:38, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Shit sucked, it was a terrible, unfunny attack article. ED is not your personal army, come back when you have some lulz. --zaigertalkplx 22:45, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

just giver

did someone say desu?!

Weatherman (talkpage) 22:55, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Keyboard Cat

...

Why rv? I had just rewritten the article, and it conveys nothing now. --Spacey 01:30, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Your rewrite was bad and you should feel bad. --zaigertalkplx 01:30, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- My rewrite was a pinnacle of excellence that article will never again reach. --Spacey 01:40, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  - Yo uhhh, bro. Chill out, it really wasn't that great. X ▬◢۩◣▬X
  - HAHAHA I LIKE 4CHAN EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS AMIRITE. No sir, you are a chanfaggot and your editing leaves much to be desired. --zaigertalkplx 01:43, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  - Spacey shut the fuck up real talk shit sux _(talk) 01:41, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
  - You may be damn near legacy, but it wasn't too good on your part. Plus, you're feuding with a sysop. Calm it bro. X ▬◢۩◣▬X
Well, I thought it was amusing and worth fighting for, but if no one else does then... it probably wasn't. No one bats 1000. --Spacey 02:33, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

No worries --zaigertalkplx 02:40, 1 June 2009 (UTC)