User talk:Zaiger/Archive 7
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Some Shitty Article
Dude, redo arseface-chan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvJwVUSE3E&feature=channel_page) Admiral Awesome 02:03, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Boxxy Pic
- Haha, nicely saved there. Fucking lold. I can't believe I didn't think of that, to cut off the side. Jesus, the best solutions are always the simplest. +1 for you man. YouWillAlsoGetAPuppy 01:43, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- The anti-Boxxy /b/tards are one step closer towards completing Operation Valkyrie. Boxxy's /b/ had seen its last sunrise. --Stumbles 13:09, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
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Just wondering - are we not supposed to use templates if we're not an admin? I'm gunna go ahead and remove my contribution the the anonymous article now because it looks pretty stupid without the template. Phoenixmonakhos
- Why would you make a template for one article? Just put the markup itself in the article. --zaigertalkplx 17:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- I do it because someone inevitably fucks with the markup, doesn't know how to fix it, and just leaves. No big deal. Rules is rules. Phoenixmonakhos
- BTW, I came across this yesterday; some funny shit. I owe you a laugh. -Phoenixmonakhos
From User Talk:Liquidblue8388
- Excuse me wtf r u doing?
Please don't take large chunks of pages out like that. Especially pages like Weev. --zaiger
talkplx 18:48, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- Go fuck yourself.--zaiger
talkplx 18:54, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- Your edits are bad and you should feel bad. --zaigertalkplx 18:58, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- Do you know any of the Sysops? You should really find one and see if they will ban me. there is one at the bottom of that list that would love to ban me. --zaigertalkplx 19:02, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- Here you go --zaigertalkplx 19:08, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh I forgot. I'M a sysop. Now stop being such a gigantic faggot before I beat your E-face to a bloody fucking pulp with my banhammer.--zaigertalkplx 19:15, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
- If I was going to ban you, I would have done it when you first started making shitty edits. However, extreme faggotry is not allowed on ED, so continue it and I will have no choice, it's the rules, sorry. And by the way, sysops can't be banned ^__^ --zaiger
- I lol'd -AnonEMoose 00:10, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
cleaning articles, this is getting fucking monotonous
Crap article but some of this sure looks like blanking of drama by someone on one side of an e-drama.vanff 14:36, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh Hai
Sorry, I got confused when I saw the first two links on the Cheyenne_Cherry page and thought they linked to the same place. Can you unban me plz? -ACc0UnT
Hai
I was re-reverting the prior edits I made as per order of weev. I was fixing it, not reverting it back to no-dox state. Also I was not defending her, I just was going by the general assumption that we are not supposed to have personal dox on ed thats all. But I consulted with weev etc, he told me I was fucktarded, and I reverted.Arguecat3(Stalk)
08:17, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Attention Whore here
Hey, I've been tweaking the James Randi article for the past few days. Poyhaps you could add it to the Atheism portal under "High Preists"? If not, what needs to be worked on?
--TaftPunk 14:33, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, he was actually re-doing a revert that I did earlier because the other guy added a bunch of stupid shit to the page. WM 21:28, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
{{Ytaudio}}
You can go ahead and delete it. I tried to make it work, but for some reason, it wouldn't let me insert template variables into the video tags.- jugtlk cntrb 18:08, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
Pokemon Dream
Oh hai. :C DenDenDenny here. Two numbfucks named Matt-Style and EnrikoUchiha Keep getting butthurt over being on ED on the pokedream page. Wonderin' if you could do anything about it, eh.
Otherwise I'll just keep looking after it/adding to it.
TR luvs desu
| HEY THERE! Hey, Zaiger/Archive 7! I saw what you did with Trent Reznor I just wanted to say keep up the good work |
Makes me want a line of blow! 
(i heart rape)
Template:Approve should be modified so it has an optional argument for multipliers. ...So I can second the above notion. Thanks for putting my insomnia-induced transcriptions/copypasta into the context of a legitimate article (not to mention, creating said legitimate article)! :D Anon108 08:05, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
In on this approval shit, I fucking lolled. 
(talk) 20:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
livewire page
dude, why do you keep undoing my edits and banning me
the page creator is nuts and im just having some fun, its not like im blanking it out. —The preceding comment was added by Vasant2093, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- Take a fucking hint, your edits suck. They reek of butthurt revisionism. --zaigertalkplx 16:46, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
hey guess what, they dont suck, and im not butthurt you chan faggot
i was linked here by another livewire mod and decide id just mess around because the page creator is a tool
get a sense of humor
ill bet your one of AC's friends or AC himself, right —The preceding comment was added by Vasant2095, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- First, I don't chan. Second, no idea who you are talking about. Third, you are butthurt, and embarrassing yourself. OOOH IM A LIVEWIRE MOD IM GONNA FIX THIS ARTICLE SO I DONT LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT. Too late. I don't know anything about your shitty website. Nothing at all. But I do know shitty editing and butthurt revisionism when I see it, so why don't you just go back to doing whatever the fuck you guys do over there, because you are not going to win this. I will leave that page locked forever, I really don't give a fuck. --zaigertalkplx 18:54, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
yes you do, you dumb fuck—The preceding comment was added by Ikon999, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
no, i am not butthurt, i was just fucking around. i dont really give a shit if he puts up this page but i should be allowed to be funny too
why dont you go drink battery acid you dumb chan retard—The preceding comment was added by Vasant2094, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. This is not LOLRANDUM WIKI, it is an encyclopedia of internet drama. Your edits to that page were neither funny or informative, it was just spam and crap. You have done nothing to show that you could make that page better, so therefor you can't edit it ^__^ --zaigertalkplx 19:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
BAWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWW BAWWWWWWWWWWWW IM CRYING RIGHT NOW BCUZ UR BANNING MEEH :'(
anyway, the author of that entire article is a butthurt faggot who did it cause he got permabanned form the website in question, so yeah, its not really funny and deserves to be spammed
and yes, my spam was funny. it made the page infinitely better. so keep banning me and BAWWWWWWWWWWWWING k—The preceding comment was added by Ikons999, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
ops sorry
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All Aboard! (Where's your ticket?) 16:57, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Things to avoid
I pretty much only say that to new people who have done just that; use it somewhere egregious, pointless, replace other numbers that make more sense with something like that that, etc. I only use that verbiage because people who know better (that the list IS just a suggestion, albeit a pretty strong one) are people who have been around and/or been lurking long enough to understand the appropriate context. Maybe I could be a little less absolutist, thou. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 06:24, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
- ? Wha? Trolling? Not sure exactly what you're referring to. BTW, do some pages actually play sound effects or music unprompted (MySpace-style) now? I navigated to some page over at a friend's house whose sound card drivers are not fucked and I think it started just making noise... ew. --Bryce - Talk to me! (contribs) 05:09, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
My user page?
WTF u doing??? YouCallThatABagel 05:47, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- I can do whatever I want. --zaigertalkplx 05:50, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thanx for my discussion page. Now, what did I do exactly? Everyone was a newfag once... YouCallThatABagel 06:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Just hazing, nothing personal. --zaigertalkplx 06:09, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- I've replied on AtLeast100's talk page. YouCallThatABagel 06:14, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Just hazing, nothing personal. --zaigertalkplx 06:09, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thanx for my discussion page. Now, what did I do exactly? Everyone was a newfag once... YouCallThatABagel 06:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Halp
I've just uploaded a pic and would like to replace it with a newer version, how do I get around to that? YouCallThatABagel 15:54, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Link me to the older version, I will delete it, and you can upload a new version. --zaigertalkplx 16:00, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Iz hear. YouCallThatABagel 16:08, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Kewl thx. YouCallThatABagel 16:14, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Iz hear. YouCallThatABagel 16:08, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
TheAmazingAtheist article
Okay, so I tried asking WhiteMystery about this but he hasn't been on for a few days. Anyway, I know this will sound kind of stupid, but could you temporarily put me on MysteryBot's ignore list? I've been cleaning up TheAmazingAtheist's article and I think it's ready, but I removed a lot of shit and I don't want to piss off MysteryBot. After I transfer it over, you can remove me from the list. --TractusVicis 20:16, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah dude no problem at all. Just give it like 20 minutes for him to update his status. --zaigertalkplx 20:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
RE: Olgaroll
The vid was on autoplay so everyone would get hit with it, like the Rickroll article had it. Dreamfall77 21:47, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
- I don't give a fuck. You are lucky I didn't delete that shit. --zaigertalkplx 21:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Baleet this please
Sorry, didn't notice it was already uploaded.
[1] --
Atleast100 (spam the talk page) 06:49, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
RE: No autoplay on Olgaroll
Why not? It's on Rickroll and I think one of the other rolls, so why not on the terrible one? Just curious (but not in that way, lol). Also, is there a way to put it under "failed/fleeting" memes in that template? Dreamfall77 21:49, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
- Because Rickroll is actually original and was funny at one point. ED =/= MySpace. If someone wants to listen to something they can press play. Link them to fucking Youtube if you want that shit to autoplay. You are one bitch away from me deleting that article and banning you forever. --zaigertalkplx 00:52, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Portal Maintainance
I've talked to Marukomuru about it (briefly), he seems interested in taking care of the Furry portal.--
MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 19:18, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
YouCallThatABagel
I fucking hate being a whiny little bitch, but VandalFucker just blocked me twice, what's the deal with that shit? CalledABagel 17:19, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thx again bro. YouCallThatABagel 03:32, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
7chan
For awhile, 2 or 3 days, 7chan.org was replaced by that insurance shit. Wat is dis 01:44, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry about that Wat is dis 02:22, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Kaze-Hime Article
- It seems I got hit hard by Weatherman for my Kaze-Hime article. Could you possibly help out with things that I got wrong?--InnaminMousse 17:15, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
I once again annoy you with my incessant attention
Plz check http://blocked.encyclopediadramatica.com for a user named Warkiddd. I think I wrongly banned him.--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 00:01, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- That link is awsome, do you think I would actually put a link to make it easier for someone to cry to me about being banned? --zaigertalkplx 00:08, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- lol --A Boku is fine too.
00:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- We hear people crying about some shit or another all the time. That and I'm very wary about clicking any outgoing links on ED so I don't check.
--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 00:13, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, b& people cry too much. Its like a rape victim saying 'pls no i be virgin' --A Boku is fine too.
00:18, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
Collapsing, Morphing, flv
What is your problem with those things?-- What would you do for a 
? 20:37, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
- Go back to Uncyclopedia with that shit, I am fucking serious. --zaigertalkplx 20:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you and sorry, didn't know he was syop and now i do Fireass 22:08, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
sorry 'bout that.
sorry, didn't check to see if you were a sysop. Will do in the future. Retard mistake, I know. I'm something of a n00b. about the article: I thought it was funny (though my opinion of my own work is admittedly not trustworthy), and if you don't think that's an accurate description of 90% of DA, kindly look at the front page. there is crap like this [2] every single time you refresh it. Perhaps my little blurb was not the best way to address it, but I do think it is a potential lulz mine for those talented enough to run with it (again, perhaps not me, but some people could make funny out of that)Xtreme phoenix 06:35, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Teh Student Room
As you may or may not recall, you locked The Student Room some time ago on account of it being the subject of retarded edit wars. The lock's now expired and the first half of the page is fine, but the entire bottom half has devolved into a shitslinging section for people writing attack pieces about how "This user is a meanie" or "That user is gay". Because writing unfunny BAWWWWWfests about your forum e-nemies is what ED is all about, obviously.
Attempts to purge the entire section of shit by me result only in instant reversion by MysteryBot (who views the admittedly weighty Delete Fucking Everything as vandalism) or slightly less instant reversion by people determined not to see their pwecious wittle bitchfests on how "musicbloke is an ass lolololol" killed in the manner which they deserve.
If you'd be willing to take a glance at the thing and level an appropriate indictment at the failsome section, we may all be a lot better off.
Cheers. Nemex41 11:23, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
...Of Course
I'd better shut up now. I'm over-reacting. (Y) IzzEHHH 17:18, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
PDV
He posted a YouTube whining about me & Encyclopedia Dramatica & he'll be doing much more whining. And I'd like to have that picture of me removed? At least from that article if not completely? I named it wrong anyway as a filename. The PDV article should be more about Paul & less about me for it to be a winner I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faZ-Xhrendk Terul 20:08, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Dude, you are either done with that article or you aren't. I do not intend on doing anything to it, so either work on it or don't. --zaigertalkplx 22:38, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, I'm done with it. As soon as I polish it up a little bit to be less fail however.
When I upload a picture as a file am I not able to delete it though? Terul 23:54, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Images are non-deletable --zaigertalkplx 23:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- What about copyright problems then? Terul 00:05, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
- I want the photograph of me deleted that is filenamed DSC_0124. I'll maybe upload different pictures of myself another time though (if you think that a page where I lampoon the shit out of myself would last that is). And I'm done with the PDV article now. I took some fail out of it. Terul 00:24, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
- I just told you we don't delete images. You uploaded it yourself, you can take it off the page, but it stays in the database. Now if you will excuse me I am trying to write a paper and my email notification keeps going off every time you write on my talk page. --zaigertalkplx 00:29, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Re: Xyentix
Hi. I recently stumbled across this article when I discovered that the girl it is written about fled her dA account, and I think it's just another one of those hate dramas written by somebody she knew that she pissed off (over fictional pairings or something equally trivial?). A lot of her online peers are centered around the Crash Bandicoot fandom, which is known to start up a lot of immature shit (that's probably why Tani-Tiger, the "god" of CB fanart, deserted dA as well).
I have known Xyentix personally, and I can honestly say that there is really nothing noteworthy about her when it comes to having an ED article.
I even got into an argument with her once when we first met, but she didn't have a fit of dramatic rage or anything like that. She doesn't throw tantrums or hold grudges. She just quietly walks away from shit. Now, to me, it looks like a couple of 14 year old girls wasted a bunch of server space making fun of her for being "ZOMG FAT" and "drawing herself as a kawaii anime chibi" and other bullshit that can apply to any run-of-the-mill devART user.
Anyway, I was just wondering if someone would consider deleting this article. Even if a seasoned EDiot rewrote it, I don't think there would be anything interesting about it at all. I mean seriously, it's even worse than Riptosfangirl. Thank you.
Cygnus 23:19, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah it is a shit article, I got rid of it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. --zaigertalkplx 23:25, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- No problem, and thank you! Cygnus 23:34, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
How To Appeal Ban
How can I appeal an IRC ban? —The preceding comment was added by Spudgun2004, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
the shitty linerider article
please do delete it, i did not know of the saving your article in your userpage thing.
Aight, thx dawg
Wonder Showzen
Dude that article was stolen verbatim from wikipedia. Dysrhythmia 23:54, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
My Userpage
Thanks for protecting. - jdire (talk) 16:46, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
RAWR
funny pic. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦
- Inorite XD My friend IM'd it to me. Not sure where it came from. --zaigertalkplx 23:57, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Wiki...pedia
Did you see that Wikipedia has a pretty lulzy featured article today. Gropecunt Lane? WTF, LOL -Phoenixmonakhos
I Require Much Assistance
This link you have forwarded me does not function. Just throwing that out there. Do what you wish. No need to argue.
- Much obliged.
Hay
I'm going to attack Virus-20 and his faggot furry friends soon, can you help?, you don't have to though. --FuckYou-12334 02:10, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
- I am not familiar with him, but yeah I'm down for whatever. just tell me what you need me to do. --zaigertalkplx 02:28, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well we could start anytime, but first we need moar pplz. --FuckYou-12334 02:56, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
- We could probably use about 3 more. --FuckYou-12334 03:03, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
- Ok we've recruited Replicant10000 --FuckYou-12334 20:22, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
awesome
Hai, your my fucking hero Zaiger, your edits are the best. If I didn't suck so much at wiki-editing I'd give you the seal of approval thing. —The preceding comment was added by Cynyc, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
DA Portal
Would you be interested in taking care of it again? If not, please find someone else to take care of it.--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 10:08, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
ED Sysop
Hello. Please check your email for an email from me. Response is appreciated within 24 hrs. Thank you. --girlvinyl 18:55, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Nets
- Hope ya get your nets back man. Jew some monies out of girlvinyl or something man. Your nose is certainly big enuf for it. --A Boku is fine too.
02:21, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Dear Zaiger
This is Matty, Raspberry blocked me so I'm using a cockpuppet lol. Pherecydes
- Lol not much dawg, wondering why you're not back on IRC yet. Pherecydes
New ED page
I bulked out this [3] page using The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building and am hoping it meets standards. I believe that once this page is up it will attract more experienced writers to the fray.Theres a lot of new content developing on the subject matter too.BOXXY4LIFE 22:49, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
OH HI
Would you liek some ginger muff? ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦
ZOMG firecrotch! --zaigertalkplx 01:08, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey Dude
Just writing to say thanx for those awesome articles you wrote for Hateline. Genuinely some of the lulziest stuff ever seen on teh interwebs, you really have an incredible talent for parody. Hope to see more soon.
Thanx again, Dude.KuiperBelt 03:57, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Anontalk
Wanted to check about the revert on the anontalk page. I had removed that section because it was som admin from tinychan trying to advertise on ED. I took it down because it seemed to lack any lulz or relevancy... or proof for that matter (screenshot or it didn't happen). I had mentioned doing it on the talk page and got one positive one meh answer so I went forward anyway getting tl;dr here. That whole section is just some admin from tinychan trying to brag how he "totally pwned" Kimmo. Seems a waste of space. Anyway you are an admin and aren't required to but if you good jot me a little blurb on your talk page letting me know why to keep it I'd appreciate it. I just get annoyed at Tinychan's repeated attempts to advertise here. Was an old member before it went down for a whole bit and just recently came back under this name. The Vampirate 09:31, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Quite intuitive...
You are, in fact, correct. I was born in southern Georgia, but raised in Florida, Guam and North Carolina. I know that probably doesn't contribute to THIS statement BUT... I am an accent-less Southerner and I couldn't even fake it correctly, even in I DID try. A higher power of some sorts has at least spared me of THAT humiliation. --Skyling 08:31, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
L'Anarchie
Whokay, first of all, you're a sysop so I'll begin with the obligatory epeen stroking, and so on. In the name of Zaiger the benificent, the merciful, hear this humble newfag's petition.
Now that that's outa the way, let me turn your attn to this quote:
Erm, perhaps something's lost on me, but have you taken a gander at the article? I think "annoying" might be the whole point for floating Zalgo text, rainbow templates up the ass, and font fuckery-doo galore.
Just sayin, brah ... -- SandWigga 02:34, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- 'sides, the dancing sandwich grooves to the exact tempo of badgers. Needless to say, now I understand the retarded edit wars category. --SandWigga 02:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- No. This isn't the first time this has come up. The consensus was that we were not going to have music popping up on random pages like this is fucking myspace. --zaigertalkplx 02:40, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- Fair enough. I understand that. And I see the wisdom in applying that to just about any article, except for Anarchy.
rite?
I mean, I doubt you'd let floating images and shit on, say, Chrischan's page, but I think the whole point of Anarchy is something entirely different. It's not exactly a conventional article.
I hate to be a narc, but I got the idea from another relatively well-read article. It's still got the music playing.
W/e. I'm spitting in the wind here. Just thought I'd voice my opinion. I see you're point, but I still think I'm making sense.--SandWigga 03:05, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- What is the other article? The only article that should autoplay is rickroll. --zaigertalkplx 03:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- It's not Rickroll, and I would now feel like a narc if I told you. FYI, I didn't make the autoplay on the article I'm speaking of.
But you see? While the no autoplay rule makes sense, Rickroll is an exception. Obviously so. If rickroll is, ffs, Anarchy should be. That is basically a loosely held together abortion.
--SandWigga 03:24, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- Tell me what the other article is or I'm going to ban you. --zaigertalkplx 03:30, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
- HOLY HANUKKAH HARRY, okay. Look here homslice:
And, no, I didn't put that song up. That's where I got the idea in the first place. Fcuk.--SandWigga
- NO PROBLEM BROTHER! YOU'RE WELCOME! DON'T MENTION IT!!1!
--SandWigga 04:09, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Dead Link?
- Hey Zaiger, on the "Internets" article, "Anonymity" subsection, at the end of the first paragraph (Yes, I'm a bureaucratic fuck), there is a link that's either wrongly written or dead altoghether, so I didn't want to remove it in case of the former. Can you check it please? And if I just fucked up and went to the wrong person, who should I go to? Antifurfag 20:15, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
hey bro sorry to bother you but i am trying to create my own wiki but i seem to be more computer illiterate than i thought. do you or someone you know can help me? i know about registering a domain name. i downloaded media wiki. Then things get weird. i tried to extract it but i don't know what to do at that point. on the website it says i need apache and a couple of other things and i need to point my browser and do some other stuff. please help? thanks —The preceding comment was added by Aks818guy, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Demonoid
Zaiger, this is completely random, but do you (or anyone else for that matter) have any invo codes for Demonoid?
Good shit Zaiger.
Delete
I'll be more careful with it. Some of the shit needed to be deleted. Not the redundant or alcon ones though. Alcon was a mistake on my part. --Pierced Talk
01:00, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Whatport80.com
Thanks for that - wasn't sure if it was some other site trying to bite off ED. How did I get so territorial? Challenger 04:20, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- Na whatport80 is totaly legit as the a scheme to make jewgoldz to keep ED afloat, I added a link for it to bokuchan for that reason alone: To keep the lulz alive. Also, vandalized zaigers userpage IDIFTL --A Boku is fine too.
10:48, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Flirtythefox's article
Hey, has anyone else noticed that Flirtythefox has some new drama going on and barely anybody cares to take notice of it? I'm calling for some backup here, since I'm still lerning how 2 ED :D FireNight1234 05:34, 11 August 2009 (UTC)FireNight1234
Not a liar!
I'm not a liar! Another Sysop named Matty X must've deleted the history. But I did change it back, whether you believe me or not, I know what I did.
And you're right, I don't know how wikis work. maybe I hit a button or something that undid the whole history or something. But I did delete that article and tried to revert it back. —The preceding comment was added by Littlerudi08043, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Whatever, I know I tried to delete that article.—The preceding comment was added by Littlerudi08043, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Just ban me
You already fucked up my profile by labeling me as unfunny. I can't remove it, nor can I prove to you that I tried to delete my article. So just be done with it already.—The preceding comment was added by Littlerudi08043, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
never planned on fooling anyone. Just want to be left the fuck alone.—The preceding comment was added by Devilman72d, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Take your pick
Even if I create a new profile I know you or another sysop will find me and label my page. So I'm giving up now before this gets really ugly. Littlerudi08043 03:10, 12 August 2009 (UTC)Littlerudi08043
Thank you
^that^ Littlerudi08043 03:22, 12 August 2009 (UTC)littlerudi08043
Lol. --Pierced Talk 03:50, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Degrassi.tv
Any objections to me cleaning it up? (i heart rape)
IggyHazard
You wanna get started on this? --FuckYou-12334 22:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- I have no knowledge about it. Is it a DA thing? I haven't been active on DA in about 6 months. If you need help with it I am more than willing to lend a hand once you get something started, but as of right now I am clueless as to anything about it. --zaigertalkplx 22:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
IggyHazard is on the DA needed articles list here is his DA IggyHazard on DevianTART Ill start the article on my userspace --FuckYou-12334 23:04, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- Here User:FuckYou-12334/IggyHazard --FuckYou-12334 23:38, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Listen kid.
Dear Zaiger,
Are you the owner of this HORRIBLE website? If you are, than you can expect a couple of lawsuits within the next few business days. If you are not, you can still expect a lawsuit. I have taken the liberty to inform the ADL and News Corp of the anti-semitic and slanderous articles that are being hosted on this website. Obviously this website is a breeding ground for socialist parasites who believe that they can write whatever they want on the internet, but the reality is that things do not work that way. (As you shall soon discover.) If I were you, I would run my ass out of the country, because once the authorities find out who you are, they will be merciless in apprehending you. Just be glad that your boy Obama is running this country and you most likely get off easily. (I would LOVE to see you and your buddies spend a few decades at Guantanamo Bay with your kind of ilk.)
Sincerely, Doug Wendt (Retired MSG of the United States Army)
P.S. Just to let you know, the ADL has already replied to my e-mail. They consider this website to be a GRAVE concern and will be investigating it ASAP. I'd be afraid if I were you. Then again, I'm not some terrorist loving, die hard liberal. XmanZ 04:44, 14 August 2009 (UTC) -- A faggot
- Greetings sir. I'm not an admin of this site, but I DID stay in a holiday in express last nite. I'm very sorry that you were offended by our in depth expose of the nefarious jew movement (WTC, USS Cole, USS Liberty, etc etc) that has cost countless american lives.
- First, I would like to recomend you read our page for offended users as that may give you an inkling as to our response to this threat of legal action.
- Second, I would like to remind you MSG Wendt that this is still the United States of America, I have also worn the uniform to defend the freedom of speech that it represents and am shocked and appaled that you are threating a lawsuit over a website that simply catalouges, among other things, the vast jewish conspiracy to destroy all non jewish forms of goverment, and steal everyones money.
- Third, I would like to request you send us your contact informatin as well as your lawyers, so that we may contact you in relatin to this lawsuit and keep appraised of how it is progressing (I sugges you have your lawlyer explain terms such as satire, fair use, and freedom of speach when you talk to him).
- Have a good day sir, and may the flag draped over your coffin be made of pork (many, many years from now).
- Signed: Christopher A Poole
- CP@4chan.org
--A Boku is fine too.
04:58, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Zaiger, when you decided to silence me, as most liberals enjoy doing to their political opponents, you posted pictures of CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. Despite being DISGUSTING, child pornography is ILLEGAL. Do not worry though, I already took a screen shot and sent an e-mail to the AUTHORITIES again. I think that twenty years or so in FEDERAL PRISON will serve you quite well. Perhaps there, you will learn how to show some RESPECT towards those who have done the honorable thing and have served this great country. (Who am I kidding? A rat like yourself is incapable of learning.) You obviously have trouble CONVEYING this in both the real world, and the virtual world. I would not be surprised to find out that you are one of those goddamn flag burning hippies. Had you not have gotten scared and BLOCKED me I would have explained to you that the first IP Address that I used was blocked by a bot and is NOT coming from a proxy. But being the bleeding heart liberal that you are, you decided to rush to judgment as is typical of your kind.
Anyways, I am feeling generous today. If you delete all of your SLANDEROUS articles and those that are anti-semitic in nature, then I will look past this INCIDENT and tell the authorities and firms to call off their lawsuits and investigatios. In addition you will need to issue a heartfelt apology to me, Fox News, the GOP, the Anti-Defamation League, and Jewish people everywhere. Do not even ATTEMPT to take this time to issue more of your SARCASTIC REMARKS. I will give you 24 hours to comply with this request.
Sincerely, Doug Wendt (Retired MSG of the United States Army)FourStars 05:24, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
- Cool story bro, IMCO Doug Wendt did WTC. ^^BTW I lol'd.
(i heart rape)
- Cool story bro, IMCO Doug Wendt did WTC. ^^BTW I lol'd.
- I dont care if this is for real or a troll (prolly a troll). its funny.--A Boku is fine too.
02:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm back
Well you thought I could go away that easily? :)Mudkips Returns 04:52, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
My apologies
Sorry man, didn't know there was a protocol for this. I'll seek sysop assistance.Cosmiclolz 07:04, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Hai
I am generic newfag 4579634 and was wondering if you could point me in the direction of a good angle for the 0 paedophiles article before it ends up on AFD, also would it be better to separate Nikolai Tesla from the electricity article, or start a section famous science fags? —The preceding comment was added by Aegisjones, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- It looks fine the way it is. 0_pedophiles I mean. --zaigertalkplx 02:02, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
- Aegisjones 08:27, 17 August 2009 (UTC) am i doin it right now?
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Thank you
Thanks for the unban man, I'm sorry if it came across wrong sometimes my english kinda sucks. Anyway I'm using the ED forum now to talk so the chris-chan talk page can just be used for important updates. :) --
FB 22:05, 17 August 2009
(UTC)
Fuck you, Dipshit
Stick it in a blender, you mysogynist piece of shit —The preceding comment was added by Pris, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- I will shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle. "AJAX"
nothing personal, Zaiger page is not a war zone you faggots! Warriors come out and play! Hypenotist 04:34, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
- I wouldn't go as far as saying my page is not a warzone, but thanks for cleaning it up.--zaigertalkplx 04:38, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
- I agree! That is an open invite to my user page, because I am. in fact the best around. Nothing is ever going to keep me down!
- I FUCKING LURV THE WARRIORS!--A Boku is fine too.
03:15, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
Boxxy Bullshit
I am a faggot. My Boxxy edit was bullshit. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. (Srsly) Uranium grenade 14:15, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
User:Pris
I'm not User:Pris. - Bantustan 02:43, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
- Open proxy. Anyhow, one of the admins just banned that proxy so unless he picks the same new one I just picked we'll be using different IPs. Bantustan 03:02, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
max headroom
in case you didnt see what i said in channel, i will re-write it, but i am going to give it a day or so. gotta let some thoughts stew first, if thats okay. k a z a n t z a k i s 22:42, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Por favor
Protect my sig page thx. btw got my hypos. Sooo much better DOPE FIEND LOVES DOPE 
Kamaniki Article
Hey Zaiger, we've been working on this article for a quite a while. It's bigger than it was before; what do think?—The preceding comment was added by Bruddah, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Grace Saunders page
Can u add a part near the bottom that says that Grace Saunders is sticking to buying horror DVDs?
I know it got locked. But, can it still be added?
PlasticWalmartRayGun 21:12, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
ED forums registration
I registered as justsomebody there, but I haven't gotten an activation email. It didn't get to my email account, so is something wrong with my email or something? --
Justsomebody You say I did things? 
03:20, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
- Scratch that, I managed to get it activated. --
Justsomebody You say I did things? 
18:51, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
IRC
Is teh ED IRCs down ? --A Boku is fine too.
02:17, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah. It is on a shitty shared host so it goes down all the time. --zaigertalkplx 02:18, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
- Oh well, moar stable than the old network #bokuchan was on, but then maruchan and its irc net are hosted out of someones basement so go figure. Anyway, 1st pre-AOTN revision of bokuchan is proasted.
- btw, if it doesnt come back up (ED was down and up again nao so may be back soon) hop on AIM).
DestinyMew's Page
Given her recent PMs to me on the forum (which I've added links to on her Article) I'm wondering if she has earned a permanent seat on ED or will more hunting be required? --PokerFace 05:16, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Gaming Thingy
Thanks for the heads-up! Pink Poodle
06:03, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Thanks
For letting me know about that. Shrubkike was here 22:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
HELLO
Hello zaiger! Just a friendly hello...stay off the junk. Keep on truckin! MC 13:57, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
Waterbug
He created that, then tried to delete it because it sucked. guess what?... matty hates you
radio
"HAHAHA I REDIRECT TO FAIL BECAUSE I AM SO FUNNY. You liked it last week, but someone says otherwise and you change your mind? B'ahhh"
lol. you missed the joke. ♦ Raspberry Rush [talk page] ♦
LittleCloud
Hi, it's me again.
I remember somebody said on the talk page that the article is pretty much shit after the first two sections. I tried to edit it and rewrite some stuff, too, but it got reverted by MysteryBot. If this isn't a problem with anyone, is there anything you can do to help me out to shorten the article? Cygnus 00:06, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
- I'll see what I can do, it is kind of bad form to edit your own article though. I mean adding a picture of fixing grammar or something is fine, but deleting half of the article will raise a few eyebrows. I will ask one of the regular editors to clean it up. I do agree that it is way tl;dr. --zaigertalkplx 00:24, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
Hey, you fucking retard.
Why did you revert perfectly good edits to the Alison article?
- BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW --zaigertalkplx 23:06, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
IRC
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.
Get on irc fgt
srsly
--A Boku is fine too.
03:47, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
LOL pedo
Oh you and your Wiki rants. I don't care if you Sysop fags think Garsin is a pedo. He's fucking 14 that means he is UNDERAGE. Last time I checked people who are underage are not pedophiles. LOL at the article being locked down. Don't make me facepalm again guy. IrapedyourmotherLOL 19:10, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
madison550055
Let me work on that article. I was there from the beginning. So I am more informed on the lolcow. Also one of my good troll pals helped start the shit in the first place. IrapedyourmotherLOL 21:52, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks bro. The original version was shit and unfunny. Also needed an update on links. IrapedyourmotherLOL 21:57, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
While you're busy deleting shit
Get rid of this plz.--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 21:59, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
- The madison550055 article is done. I may add lulz and drama when some come up. I will try and start shit with him on yt. Also added a gallery of screencaps, some of the best comments are on there. IrapedyourmotherLOL 19:04, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
gallantmon8
I asked MudkipsPlz for thoughts on this article I've worked on and while she said it looked ok, she also said the subject didn't seem very remarkable and it was best to contact a sysop. Any thoughts of your own? -- Justsomebody You say I did things? 22:36, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
You haven't informed me of the consequences resulting in putting my talk page back to the way I want it, so I must assume there are none. I did wait several hours for a response, but nothing...--Kimmoalmisafaggot 19:43, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
- Kimmoalsmisafaggot is TehBigToaster just an fwi ignore him. IrapedyourmotherLOL 19:00, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
DA/FA
Crystal clear. And yeah, I feel the same mutual feeling. I don't give a shit anymore either man. guess what?... matty hates you
IRC
lol dude get back on (that or turn back on flashing so you will respond to shit)--A Boku is fine too.
04:56, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
- I'm going to bed I have to work in the AM faggot stop stalking me. --zaigertalkplx 04:59, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
- NO U --A Boku is fine too.
20:56, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
Mesosade
Can you turn the ban to a 30min one, with a suggestion to check his talk page ? Dude seems to be a massive faggot, could be fun to troll further. --A Boku is fine too.
21:40, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
- I unblocked him. Leave him alone. Articles don't have to be made in userspace, if he wants to make it in the main space then let him. --zaigertalkplx 21:41, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
- True. but the article itself was increadly retarded. Not to mention a stub at best. --A Boku is fine too.
21:43, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
- Still, just let him be please. The edit war you are having with him is spamming the shit out of recent changes. I am going to take a nap, I'll be back on later. --zaigertalkplx 21:46, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, lol, I started out just watching him fight mysterybot (kept stopping him from reverting my vandalization, lol) but once he finaly figured out how to get around it, I couldnt resist. --A Boku is fine too.
21:47, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
lol
Were you planning on putting any of the pictures you just uploaded as POTNs? I love em. WM 15:55, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
lol faggot name/face fagd emself
Details are here, with nessacary links
- Basicly, he posted his facebook on his userpage. So all the shit I posted/uploaded was shit he gave to us (only reason Id facefag someone, for being that fuckign retarded). Dont suppose youd mind locking his userpage for a couple days, to see what kinda lulz we can milk (if he doesnt flip out liek a lolcow then we just ignore em after of course) --A Boku is fine too.
22:02, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
ODB going AWOL for a while ...
sysop irc
Sorry I didn't get back on, my internet fucked up for a bit last night and I never got around to logging back in. - Crazyconan Wanna chat? 
21:48, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
Unlocked
Your page is unlocked now. :) --Pierced Talk 13:50, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
